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  1. Leila Night

    Leila Night efrain,you're my one&only

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    I swear, if there's a guy out there who has perfected the one eye part of the one eye pirate... that would be hilarious.

    Fiction, nonfiction? ...Poetry?
    I didn't mean that in a low blow kind of way... I like you, quite a bit; I'm just not invested in you (...yet?). It's hard to be, right?
    haha, nice. I wasn't really being sarcas tic. You seem... controlled. That's the vibe I get from you... like I would be hardpressed to piss you off and if I did... I should probably consider transferring out of state.
    I don't think you're arrogant... AT ALL =) Honest. You seem like you're playing usually.

    That's kind of sad in her case. Do you like her? If you do, you should play hard to get... so that she has to prove she values you.
    Show her you're far from being interested in that side of her. With women like that, I think what happens is they learn that that is what men want from them... and a lot of men do, right?
    I think you should find out. A good way to know what kind of person she is...
    See, that was a tease, Matches T.
    I suppose I'm the same way... And Spanish is your native tongue, so it's not all that bad on your part...
    Yeah, I know, I'm totally worried you might do something to find out. The polite me knows I have to at least mention you might make contact... ugh.
    I might.=) Play nice.

    Nope. You are plenty wise, kiddo.
    Take classes!!
    I’m the same, usually… except I hate chem. labs and love biology to death. Funny, I thought you were into evolution and the human body, etc.


    haha, “Of course.” Are you into foreign film or is that, more or less, it?

    That’s an awesome site. I use Bescherelle, usually. Thank you!!! :smile:
    See, I don't want to hear this; I want to know that I might one day master this grammar nonsense.

    That’s really something to be proud of (ignore the propostion, ok?).

    I double dog dare you to use that argument in a thread I read.
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  2. R-One-Oh-Seven

    R-One-Oh-Seven estd. 2001

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    lmfaoo
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  3. Pyro Tecknik

    Pyro Tecknik Harbinger of DOOM

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    actually, that would be funny.

    someone should do all those outlandish moves on tape and youtube them.

    yes, anything. except poetry...i'd rather not be known as a pretentious pussy.

    yes, i know...i was joking, the italicization was not lost on me. not that i was trying to trick you either.

    maybe, as i do have a temper that i keep in check...i pity the poor soul that ends up setting off my repressed anger.

    word, Leiko...word.

    no, i don't like her...but i do think she's attractive, but that's it. i don't like to play games....playing hard to get was ok at 16.

    i don't like being teased.
    yea, it's not like i was looking to actually learn anything...it was that european spanish vosotros jibberish anyways. fuck the Spanish.

    you're worried i might do something to find out? lol no faith...and although you're worry is suspect, i wouldn't try. but to be safe(on my side), i just might have to ask that Japanese teacher to recommend another teacher so we could both be at ease.

    and i know this!

    chem labs were ill though. i should have been a chemist(or a pyrotechnist to be exact), the periodic table was easy for me to learn. i believe in evolution...but human biology is a bore! i had trouble staying awake during the class lectures.

    lol...the two main reasons why i joined netflix(3 years ago), are Anime and Foreign Films...both of those make up about 70% of my Queue. actually, 3 main reasons...the other being Independant films.

    no problem. just know that one day, and that day may never come, I may call upon you for a favor..

    not unless you move to a country where that is the primary language.

    done and done.

    *preposition.

    oh word? what would your argument be? i will dismantle it with extreme prejudice.
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  4. M.Maestro

    M.Maestro Ghost

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    Pyro & Leila bout to get shot.
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  5. Pyro Tecknik

    Pyro Tecknik Harbinger of DOOM

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    Lol.

    it's just friendly banter. i'd prefer it if a select few would join in.

    don't be shy...the water is fine.
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  6. UnbrokeN

    UnbrokeN Well-Known Member

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    leila loves pyro leila loves piro leila loves him

    do not underestimate the capabilities of a brown sungod, his mere typings can stimulate a womans clitoris into a firestorm of multiple orgasms. so watch out its only a matter of time until little sungod babies begin to crawl out of your uterus
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  7. Pyro Tecknik

    Pyro Tecknik Harbinger of DOOM

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    It's my Aztec curse.
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    UnbrokeN Well-Known Member

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  9. Leila Night

    Leila Night efrain,you're my one&only

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    Please tell me you’re not one of those people who pollute youtube with softcore porno…!! Or worse a fan.
    Of course, I would be um, interested in such a vid…(a joke). Outlandish, ahahaha.



    Lies. I don’t think it would be pussy-like (shush, that’s a word) to be willing to show others your poetry. It would be brave. I def. couldn’t.


    I don’t want to lie and say I suspected as much, ha, I just wanted you to be at least vaguely aware that I don’t hate you.
    And yeah… you tricked me.



    Um, so do I. That is to say, it won’t be me.

    :smile: I’m flattered.


    *sighs* You’re not playing hard to get if you are hard to get. Why does no one understand this?
    Calm yourself. It was a friendly tease. =P

    I’ve always wondered… how different is Mexican-Spanish (and S. American-Spanish as well) from Spain-Spanish? Besides vosotros (I looked that up), what else?
    Why do you hate the Spanish?
    Ok, I can understand why you’re not a fan of the Spanish and when I think of nearly 80 million dead for gold and land, I’m not either. I do, however, want to see Andalusia badly and see the churches, etc., despite these feelings. And I like Antonio Banderas and Real Madrid


    Why is my worry suspect? (because you think I’m Femme Sole?) I don’t want all the stupid things I’ve said on this site to bite me in the ass; very simple. Really… If I didn’t care, I would have used my full name as my sn, like on fb.


    All that humility…


    What exactly does a pyrotechnist do? I like chemistry… but lab work bores me.
    Haha, I can’t believe you used the words ‘evolution’ and ‘believe’ together. And, no, human biology is doubtless the most fascinating science… how the body functions under different stimuli, etc. So cool.



    Funny, you don’t come off as a snob. j/p.

    So, what’s your favo(u)rite anime? Foreign film? Indy?


    If it’s within my…power (for lack of a better word…) to grant (hehe) you a favo(u)r… sure, why not. =)


    I so realize this. I still want to be fluent in at least a few languages.


    Very cruel.

    My argument is… I don’t know. You’d have to be pretty bold to argue that evolution is the reason men act like dogs with any amount of seriousness. Go ahead, say it.
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  10. Dex Pepito Luis

    Dex Pepito Luis New Member

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    I can relate.

    Dex P. has said far too much in his illustrious rm career.
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  11. Leila Night

    Leila Night efrain,you're my one&only

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    Index P. Lewis???

    Aw, I missed you.

    Btw, you've never said anything potentially embarrassing as far as I know.
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  12. M.Maestro

    M.Maestro Ghost

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    Lol, rewind a whole 2-3 years and you wouldn't have known Dex.


    He's cool now though.
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  13. Pyro Tecknik

    Pyro Tecknik Harbinger of DOOM

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    i prefer hardcore. but no, i don't visit youtube at all.

    i've shared past writings, that wasn't a problem...i'm just not gay enough to get into it again.

    because that lie would be so transparent. i was 'vaguely aware' after the 3 page in this thread. lol
    and no...i didn't trick you. ok maybe just a little.

    sometimes you test me though.

    you're the one that's not getting it.

    it's kind of like the difference between Americans and British/English...the dialects are very distinct. some words are spelled differently, some have different meanings. same for the different s and c. american countries and islands.

    yea, besides trying to wipe out my ancestors, and stripping the survivors of land and culture? everything...except some of their women. i watched the Fountain yesterday, and it irked me everytime Mexico was mentioned as New Spain...dope movie though. lol
    you've been to Real Madrid?

    no, the fact that you're worried in the first place...the worry itself is suspect.
    true...but what stupid things have you said, really?

    if only everyone took after me.

    fireworks, explosions...stuff of the like.
    i couldn't wait to get my bunsen burner going....uh, that's not a sexual innuendo btw.
    and shut up...i can use "believe" and "evolution" in the same sentence.
    human biology is boring...but i would make an ill surgeon, even though i'm partial to JD.

    Oh, nice.

    and i would ordinarilly start out by saying, "nigga...", but you're a girl. so, woman...i done listed a bunch of anime for you already(and pointed out my favorites)..how dare you ask me again!

    as for foreign and indy(which sometimes go hand in hand)..uhm

    Y tu mama tambien
    Amores Perros
    The Motorcycle Diaries
    The Crime of Padre Amaro
    The Science of Sleep(yes, Gael Garcia Bernal is my nigga.)
    City of God
    Carandiru
    Battle Royale
    7 Samurai
    Harakiri
    Old Boy
    Live Flesh(and most of Pedro Almodóvar's films)
    Sex and Lucia
    Chungking Express
    The Devil's Backbone
    Garden State
    Trainspotting
    Ghost World

    shit like that.

    good....stop correcting my english by putting that stupid "u" in certain words.

    same

    i salivate at the chance to be so.

    ...and why women act like bitches?

    ha....yes, i am bold.
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  14. Leila Night

    Leila Night efrain,you're my one&only

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    Of course. What? Youtube has the most awesome vblogs.


    What does your level of gayness have to do with it? *shakes head* Straight guys…

    I’m playing; but, for the record: I wouldn’t terribly mind reading your stuff.


    Oh, good. And your trickery is appalling.




    Moi? Not a chance.

    Explain yourself, please.


    Interesting…! I like the way the Mexican dialect sounds in music; it’s so expressive.
    [youtube]bdUUfEzPl-0[/youtube]



    Everything? Eeek. Hahaha, women, of course. I haven’t seen The Fountain, booo, but I love Darren Aronofsky. Well, if New Spain irks you, understand I feel the same about ‘Iran.’ No, I like the team Real Madrid. Or …just certain players…


    Nonsense. My worry is perfectly natural, and if you haven’t been keeping track of the stupidity I spout, no biggie; I’ll surely post something dumb in the near future.

    Sad.


    Sure there was no innuendo there… What wild and weird things did you do in the lab?

    Ahahaha, I know the truth now: you’re a belief-ist. JD (as in Zach Braff?) is pretty cool.



    Very.

    What? A girl can’t be a nigga? I can’t believe I just said that…

    Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember your list. …I was keeping you on your toes…





    Y tu mama tambien – Nice and I love Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna
    Amores Perros – Haven’t seen it.
    The Motorcycle Diaries – One of my favo(u)rites, too.
    The Crime of Padre Amaro – Haven’t seen it
    The Science of Sleep(yes, Gael Garcia Bernal is my nigga.) – Oh, I really want to see this.
    City of God-One of favo(u)rites
    Carandiru– Haven’t seen it.
    Battle Royale -Crazy
    7 Samurai– Haven’t seen it.
    Harakiri– Haven’t seen it.
    Old Boy– Haven’t seen it.
    Live Flesh(and most of Pedro Almodóvar's films) – Haven’t seen it.
    Sex and Lucia– Haven’t seen it.
    Chungking Express– Haven’t seen it.
    The Devil's Backbone– Haven’t seen it.
    Garden State- Nice.
    Trainspotting - Ewan MacGregor is my hubby.
    Ghost World –Ew, Scarlett Johansson



    Hey, I’m just trying to be considerate of the non-Americans


    I know this.

    Yeah, I can be a total bitch… But how does evolution explain that?

    The reason I’m going to beat you up, dork
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  15. Leila Night

    Leila Night efrain,you're my one&only

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    Why the violence?

    I wuv Dex. And what's done is done and in the past.
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  16. Leila Night

    Leila Night efrain,you're my one&only

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    Exactly. If we were both male or both female... no one would say a thing.
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  17. Leila Night

    Leila Night efrain,you're my one&only

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    I do. And I love lousy German back packers like you, too.


    I wonder if men who hate woman know where the clitoris is located on a 3D woman?

    Frankly, I'm surprised you know how to spell the word.

    I'm totally joking. :smile:
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  18. Biggedawgg

    Biggedawgg fuck mexico

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    Someone should take a poll about how many chicks on RM are into anal
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  19. Pyro Tecknik

    Pyro Tecknik Harbinger of DOOM

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    ^they all are...even if they don't know it yet.

    i guess i would be interested if my sound worked.

    cuz it's gaaayyy. no, but i need to be inspired to write. i haven't had a reason to for several years now.

    oh, you wouldn't terribly mind would you? uhm...i was 18-19 at the time and i'm not sharing that garbage with anyone again(except for the 2-3 Masterpieces that i wrote...but i can't find them anywhere. i fear i threw away that notebook along with a bucnh of other shit that i wasn't using anymore. that's how i lost all my precious childhood drawings....a broken man never learns apparently.

    appalling? that's kind of harsh...and it wasn't really trickery either. it was more uhm...what's the word i'm looking for...no, not manipulating and not trickery.... but canniness...yes, that sounds better...and it was charming i thought.

    what were we talking about again?

    perhaps. Luis Miguel is enchanting.

    but i know that when i hear the different dialects on tv or in person, that when educated people in/from Mexico City speak, it sounds like the 'right' way to speak spanish.
    Everything.
    and word, but he took way too long to do this movie. he started on it almost right after Requiem.
    "Iran", why's that?
    lol@just certain players.

    paranoia is not an attractive trait.
    alright, i'll keep a look out for it...one sure way to recognize it would be by noting anytime you disagree with me.

    here for instance....you were suppose to agree with me and say, "the world would be a much better place to live in."...or something to that effect.

    it wasn't, i would never stoop so low.
    and i don't remember....creating different substances, making things go poof, shit like that.

    ...belief-ist? i like it.

    and yes, zack braff is pretty cool, but he as the character, JD, is Awesome. it's like looking into an alternate universe where i am white.

    settle down, Leiko.

    Wow....that's almost sig worthy.
    i have a strong influence, i know.
    lies.
    how do you live?? or are you not really much of a movie buff/enthusiast?

    and you should definitely watch the Science of Sleep...Gael's character often reminded me of me. i felt self-conscious watching that film...but i really liked it, cuz i haven't felt that deep uneasy and awkward feeling in a long time.
    fuck them. this isn't the UN.
    because it's women at their most primal? yes, i'll go with that.
    if men have the inherent urge to spread their seed, women act like bitches to get ahead of the game to be one of the lucky ladies to receive that seed....survival of the fittest/darwinism/evolution!

    Lol. i can't be beat...especially by a girl.

    actually, they would either call us gay/homos or lesbos.
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