Alright, so I've been pondering for a minute... Why do black people talk with "accents" that don't actually exist? I mean, dudes that grew up next door to me talk with an accent. There is no logical explanation for that. The only reason that they don't talk like I talk is because they are being fake and trying to talk like they think black people should talk, right? Cause when I see dudes at a restaurant and they are being a waiter, they don't talk with an accent. They talk like the whitest motherfuckers I know. So what the fuck is going on?