Discussion in 'The Alley' started by J Keeper, Aug 1, 2013.
Sounds like you've been masturbating like a champ.
You have no idea bro.
I've been out of socks for like a week.
I thought I was the only one. I feel your pain.
I once got so desperate I had to use my girlfriends tights to splooge a couple loads into.
One time I pulled out and nutted into the girl's shirt.
She said, "That's my favorite shirt!"
I said, "Well, now it's not."
I guess I misjudged you Keeper. I always thought I was a bigger pervert/chronic masturbator than you are. I must concede said titles.
Your concession flatters me.
Guess that means it's time to masturbate.
I'd love a massage, but i think my body is too far gone. it would take a strong ugly bitch with man hands to get at these knots. i desperately need one though.
my Achilles gives me problems when i push too hard. heel all the way up to calf aches for about a day or two. left knee when it rains/temp drops too fast. other than that i'm good.
back problems worry me. i've known someone with sciatica pain...suicide looked like a viable option. i've had a knot tighten up so bad in my upper back that i thought i'd been shot. had someone crack my back and it sounded bad enough to give everyone else in the room a grimacing look on their face, but i felt completely revived.
You'd be surprised at the strength of some of these skinny lean girls, man.
Besides ballet dancers, most lean women who work with their hands are surprisingly strong, to the point where they don't even believe in their own strength.
A skinny petite blond was rocking the stage doing shit that, calisthenically I couldn't dream of doing.
Believe that chick could give a mean massage.
Sciatica is back pain?
I bet she could massage a lot of areas well if you know what I am saying. She can give you that work. Although if she possesses the strength you described she might snap it off and leave you pissing round a corner.
It's a symptom of a compressed or otherwise distorted nerve (sciatic nerve).
Trust me man I thought about it and it kinda turned me on.
I understand, but I wouldn't even wish my worst enemies had their dicks snapped at a right angle. A right angle is a wrong angle. Very wrong.
I only recently found out that it's actually possible to break your dick.
Horrifying thought, really.
I know. an ex from a lifetime ago was a gymnast. even though she was a petite girl, i was almost at her mercy. legs would crush my waist...probably break my back if she wanted to. last time i got a proper back rub too. that girl you're talking about just make me think of her and got a nigga feeling sensual again.
Shit, had that pain, like you are paralyzed.
Some of these dancer's thigh muscles would've sent you to fifteen minute bathroom breaks.
The NYCB dancers were all very, very thin. Borderline emaciated. But the Aspen Santa Fe ballet dancers were built like brick fucking houses. I am dead serious when I say that these women could've probably taken most of the doods on stage in a fair one.
And I still would sleep with every single one of them.
Trying to hard to stretch passed it. The pain gets a little less everyday but the stretches hurt like a MOTHER FUCKER.
Involuntary whimpers on occasion, kind of pain.
i need pics to finish off to here.
Just look at those fucking thighs.
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