Samuel L jackson cypher

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  1. The Grimace

    The Grimace Jeff Goldblum

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    drop a line bout samuel
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  2. Mortimous

    Mortimous New Member

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    samuels always the first to die
    he makes his career off being that black guy
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  3. The Grimace

    The Grimace Jeff Goldblum

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    put fakes to shame like jackson on snakes on a plane
    black jedi insane, put the pulp fictious to the fame
    skin dark, get a samuel lost in the park, GOTT EATN BY A SHARK
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  4. MC-Panther

    MC-Panther New Member

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    a mans lust will combust into dust at half
    fucking the snakes on a plane with the thrust of "shafts"
    better then reaming butts but i know sam dreams of maiming gays
    ever since his locker room initiation during those training days
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  5. 2Xtreme

    2Xtreme a.k.a. Mad Static 4:14

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    I'm not angry, whatever, and I don't wanna yell...
    BUT THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!
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  6. The Grimace

    The Grimace Jeff Goldblum

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    every movie he lands a fantastic part
    cat was a computer guy in jurrasic park/ecstatic in the mental fabric,
    was a leadin roll for N'sync, potential like a titty on the brink
    too bad he was replaced by molly ringwald in pretty in pink
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  7. -Alk-

    -Alk- AlkatraZ

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    Forget Denzel, it should've been Sam in Training Day
    He played a crackhead once, but he had to make a name
    For himself, now he's wealthy, chillin with millions of bucks
    Where's Chris Tucker's career? You forget? He's still in the trunk
    And who put him there? Yessir, Jackie Brown
    A fucking shark ate him with potatos, choked and drowned
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  8. ~Get Ill~

    ~Get Ill~ PKTO

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    i come in talkin bout qps and cheese , bustin gats so dont test me please
    cuz im king on the mic like some royal with cheese
    yall get eaten up like an avalanche then ya ready to die worse
    im the shark on the microphone to kill the black man first
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    -Alk- AlkatraZ

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    You shoulda known when he screamed he meaned it
    like "ENGLISH MUTHAFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
    He wont hesitate to leave you breathin barely
    Plus he garuntees his new flick's good, believe it's scary
    Snakes On A Plane? best script since he last dropped a movie
    He plays a pimp in all roles, like when he hands cops a doobie
    Hold on to your butts, ash out your blunts, mash the pedal at once
    And let Sam L show you what the chemical does
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  10. The Grimace

    The Grimace Jeff Goldblum

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    the snakes are fake, but he stilll pushes it further
    like pushin those kids to death after he said" Uuummmm, THIS IS A TASTY BURGER"
    got marvin to give him some leverage,
    then he asked if he could have some tasty beverage


    this thread is pure comedy if you picture the quotes

    i didnt know why i posted it until..



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  11. ~Get Ill~

    ~Get Ill~ PKTO

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    led zepplin
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  12. The Grimace

    The Grimace Jeff Goldblum

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  13. The Grimace

    The Grimace Jeff Goldblum

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    back in the days,i could'nt rhyme in the old summers
    n i told brothers, sam woud last longer than bernie in fucking soul brothers
    and im not black, im native, but i cant still do a fade away
    while all the kids in europe dip there fries in mayonaise
    i aint flava flav, but i can still bring it hardcore
    cuz i chop arms off like i didnt die like sam playin the token cat in star wars
    plus im far more, elovated when it comes to freestyle skill
    so you can throw off boulders while i'm here so i can try'n build
    but i murder cats like hippo's and this cat dont know what rhino's kill
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  14. Joro

    Joro New Member

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    in Pulp Fiction he's sick - quoted the Bible then shot
    in Goodfellas he's the dumb ni66er who forgot
    he makes stereotypes as breakable as Mister Glass
    but goes and reinforces them just as fast
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  15. Def Angel

    Def Angel Fuck you

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    This cat Sam Jack his mississppi's burnin'/
    Couldn't call Coach Carter cuz he's not that person//
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  16. relic

    relic Disciple of stealth

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    Like Sam you'll take and L beware of the sharks fin*
    bullets rip your skin, if you say what again*
    i dare you.
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