from a friends myspace "I was in 7-11 this morning and I sort of cut some one off to get to line...in her opinion. She actually had the nerve to say "What the fuck is your problem!?" as if I actually did it on purpose. So, without skipping a beat, I said, "When I was 5, I was raped in a 7-11, I try to get in and out of here as quick as possible." I knew it wasn't true, but she didn't. The fact that I said it with a stone cold face was the best of all. The rewarding part was the look on that rude bitches face when I was done. People...please don't fuck with me in the morning, I just want to get to work as quickly and peacefully as possible...and avoid another rape in 7-11."