Rude People at 7/11

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  1. Pent uP

    Pent uP I'd Like to Fight Ten Men

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    "I was in 7-11 this morning and I sort of cut some one off to get to line...in her opinion. She actually had the nerve to say "What the fuck is your problem!?" as if I actually did it on purpose. So, without skipping a beat, I said, "When I was 5, I was raped in a 7-11, I try to get in and out of here as quick as possible."

    I knew it wasn't true, but she didn't. The fact that I said it with a stone cold face was the best of all.

    The rewarding part was the look on that rude bitches face when I was done. People...please don't fuck with me in the morning, I just want to get to work as quickly and peacefully as possible...and avoid another rape in 7-11."
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  2. Blunted

    Blunted straight up

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    coo.. nice2kno
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  3. Short2003

    Short2003 AbsoluteHotness

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    lmao, I bet that ladie felt like a fucktard after
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  4. quruxley

    quruxley SHHHHHET MAN!

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    lol..funny shit.
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  5. Pent uP

    Pent uP I'd Like to Fight Ten Men

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    you're not blunted enough, come back at 4:25
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    hand jive New Member

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  7. Pent uP

    Pent uP I'd Like to Fight Ten Men

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    man this si one of the funniest things i've seen (compared to what i've seen in the alley in a while)


    at least make fun of someone (i just painted a bullseye)
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