Round 2: KooL La!d vs. Illy

Discussion in 'GRB - '13 Grand Royal Audio Battle' started by J o o k, Aug 10, 2013.

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Who won?

  1. KooL La!d

    44.4%
  2. Illy

    55.6%
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  1. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    GRB - Grand Royal Audio Battle 2013 Rules - Second Round


    $1,700.00 up for grab!


    - 2nd Round Audios are DUE Monday night August 19th at 11:59 pm EST.
    - Theme: up to 2-3+ Minutes must be about your opponent(s).
    - You must mention their BOARD name(s). Must be at least 2 minutes.
    - YOU MUST post using your board name that is registered to the match. Others will be DQ'ed.
    - NEW RULE: All participants must vote on at least six (6) other battles and post the links to the battles they voted on in their matches using ONE post to do so. If your links are not in by the time the battle closes for votes (Friday 11:59EST) then you will lose one vote for every link missing. YOU MUST LEAVE AT LEAST THREE LINES OF FEEDBACK WITH YOUR VOTE (IN ADDITION TO VOTING ON THE POLL). IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE FEEDBACK YOU WILL NOT BE CREDITED FOR THE VOTE.- No Comments allowed on battle until both battlers have posted their battle songs. You can also post videos.
    - Aiming for votes or voting rings will not be tolerated. If my team catches wind of such you will be DQ'd without question.


    If you have any questions, comments or concerns, contact me immediately via PM or Email -Yelp001@gmail.com

    Polls will be edited in mid-week (as they are only allowed to be open for seven days due to board settings).
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  2. KooL La!d

    KooL La!d iRock Cafe

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    iLLy >>>>>> [​IMG]


    https://soundcloud.com/celph-taut


    rocking uno, I got a sumo, this shot a funeral spot..

    He not the same after his GRB loss to Spoonfull

    that weak delivery killing me. how you talking live?

    that polygraph line was good… when I heard it off of Scribe

    we know about it, so how can illy be ill, yo?

    …a logical absurdity like the killa b kilt's vote

    It's in perspective, homey...

    if your only bye was by a round 1 no show i'd say it's time to reflect the moment

    Dzk murdered you nigga, you're not remotely gangsta

    called ya bluff. you a phoney, homie; so go and answer…

    I'm at your throat like cancer

    your shit flopping with shit talking; Lebron James

    thought your road to riches, this kid's still in the wrong lanes

    go get you triple AAA

    never been top seeded, right now we feel you're just in the way

    that round 1 shit showed us all you aint innovate

    you got the room to yourself, I see that clearly now…

    Made the grb's and then after a couple years around

    the circus of a talent the reason no one would fear this clown

    you spit ether my nigga? I never seen it yet..

    you gassed up like the mask they give you in EMS

    Defibrillator and EKG on the frequency

    one medic checks his pulse while the other yelling out, "scream to me"

    nigga, you rock glasses…a fat nigga, with that figure?

    …it's safe to say you don't clap triggers

    I'm saying you probably get your breasts rubbed

    You're the head of the chess club

    …save the fake gangsta shit for the next scrub

    Enef may have ghosted you but you approachable

    Frail bodied, emotional, way out of your league at that

    all those L's stacking; I got this easy, black

    Kill illy, n' get em' fucked by a HillBilly

    all bark if he wanna scrap I'ma let him through

    Fuck him up and then tell his God Ganesh he can get it too!

    I see the bitch in you with or without the visual

    Your talent's pool's a kiddy pool, bottom line you ain't lyrical

    Wife's miserable having to look at your physical

    Condition, bro if illy's ill, then chill it's medicinal

    All that space that you taking up, there's no wiggle room

    but even in light of that, you can step and see who's the bigger goon

    2008 you got knocked out…this year will be the same thing

    If you don't go and get you an AIM ring

    They predicted you, but I am in their heart to win

    You going "get this work" until your heart gives in

    Nigga, how are you real dope?

    Wanted to get that prize money for almost 5 years n' this motherfucker is still broke

    this is a battle for your livelihood and reputation

    So that shallow style don't see another generation

    So every voter earns a education

    there's no elevation in cheating niggas to get a better placement

    let's face it, you couldn't beat me potentially

    Your 15's dead and gone just like what you spent on that entry fee

    You're no celebrity I can fade you with any scheme

    Your hard drive die good bye, boot you from memory

    You're marshmallow, and part fellow; you're not the ghetto

    You ain't the streets your style ain't unique ….your ghetto pass is make-belief

    sounding aggressive like you hate the beat

    you probably mad you're a Muslim that likes taking meat

    thought i'd lose my 15 to you?

    I wouldn't miss the chance to school you, homey

    looking like a Hindu Ginóbili

    you're a forgotten seed; Jeff's not running this

    You better hit up Jook and ask him to pull a Bux and shit

    "Janitor's Hit-man", like this amateur would brandished a clip..

    Probably jam trying to grip the hammer and shit, damn..



    Outro...



    Not a fan of his country grammar, he's easy pray

    I'ma stop this Punjab like he was in TSA

    You're a game I don't need to play

    A "Dizaster" with raps I guess I am "DNA"

    A "2000 Kurt Russell" hustle, and he "L.A"

    I got your chips on the table, illy - no Frito Lay
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  3. iLLy

    iLLy will fuck you up.

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    http://www.soundcloud.com/illy141/versekoolaid

    This is a funeral for kool laid, i gotta make this gorgeous
    SO IM going to the florist, just to buy a couple bouquies
    Im bruce wayne with fighting skills, always got that blue flame, im bringing up that fire still, you can call me luikang
    clash with me with those embarrasing lines
    one pitiful syllable rhyming, your getting buried alive
    your a joke like american pie, im watching you just fall
    so im throwing kool laid through the walls like its family guy
    BUT YOU, your acting like a high school kid
    the world is broke nigga ain't nobody buy kool shit
    YOU BETTER FALL BACK BARBIE
    YOUR COULDN't stand out inside all black party, wearing some
    light blue kicks
    stop that please I KNOW YOU've NEVER COCKED THAT BEAM,
    You would never push me, little pussy, i would rock your dreams
    IM LOCH NESS MEAN, with a 1, 2, that run through
    and knock your teeth outta your mouth, like you was not that g
    but listen, your not that mean, tell me whose fronting
    when i see cool running, like the bob sled team
    so choke yourself and don't be scared, attach the rope
    to the throat and pull over the chair, and just drop dead please
    and you take loses, face it you lost it
    you sound gay, so let me explain why
    cause i stay balling jkidd, spaulding
    you stay balling, jason collins
    you think your legend, IM CHRIS PAUL NIGGA
    YOU CLIFF PAUL nigga, YOU ARE REALLY PATHETIC
    your the worst ive ever versed, your really a headache
    cause you'll never see first aide, cause im killing the medic
    FORGET IT, YOUR LOOKING AT THE GOD EMCEE
    play your hand straight, and maybe you can stop the beast
    but im the tortiese in this damn race
    don't stare stupid when the hair loses, you can ask charlie V
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  4. SpoonFull

    SpoonFull Lovely

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    WOOOOO this battle is fucking fire. I can't believe how god damn good Illy got.
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  5. TraGiC

    TraGiC Recognize Real

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    Illy got a deeper voice than the guy doing the works for NFL films

    this is a good battle I wasn't expecting

    I don't think Illy went long enough to win this

    kool had that verse you could ride out to...had a bunch of dope lines and scheme was nicely done

    enjoyed this though for illy, how much you weight my brotha?

    vote - Kool
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  6. PicholasNaugam

    PicholasNaugam Active Member

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    Liked both tracks but my vote is going to Kool. Kools verse was more battle type to me, but also good enough to just chill and kick it too. Illy should of went a little bit longer, and that probably killed you.

    good battle though gents
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  7. Dizeazed

    Dizeazed -Stay crazy!-

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    Kool La!d: I couldn't personally use it in a battle, but this beat is monstrous. I really vibed with this. Sounds like something I could bump in the whip. You definitely didn't hold back, and you sound like you're set on that prize money. None of your punches knocked me outta my seat, but your quantity actually outweighed quality in my opinion. Dope work.

    Illy: Decent beat. Only 90 seconds of spit? Careful man, it's not round 1 anymore. Can't sleep on anyone and gotta bring your A game every time. However, you did spit 90 minutes of whit. All your lines were clever and a lot of your punches made me chuckle. Definitely an entertaining post, just wish there was more of it.

    Overall: This was solid. Both had good approaches and energy to match, but I'm tossing my vote to Kool La!d for putting in work. I mean, putting these dudes side by side is a tough comparison in itself, so the aspect that sways me is the fact that Kool had twice the amount of content. He put in the work for round 2 and he gets my vote as recognition. Good luck to whoever advances.
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  8. Killa B Kilt

    Killa B Kilt Member

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    Respect to KooL Fag for the shout out. I'm that Logical absurdity. and Fuck you Illy for coming short
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  9. Free Lynx

    Free Lynx ®m legend Peter Parker

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    damn kool aid and illy killed this shit

    i think illy had better lines so i have to give it to him

    forreal kool aid got flow an bars, you putting everything together perfect, you just need to go back and make sure each line is packed with substance or relevance


    just my opinion
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  10. SpoonFull

    SpoonFull Lovely

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    Yeah, I think Illy had more substance. Both had equally polished flow and delivery, but Illy's content was more condensed and harder hitting.
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  11. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Don't know why this battle is getting slept on..

    Pretty dope!

    Will vote tonight.
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  12. JOEXXX

    JOEXXX .......

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    Kool - Nice flow and delivery, fell off a little toward the end.. Lyrics were all good but nothing that really floored me.. Good drop but I will say you should have had the vocals turned up a couple db's, it was hard to catch everything you were saying without reading the lyrics with it.

    Illy - Dope voice, would like to hear you with a little more emotion though (something I need to work on myself)..

    "cause i stay balling jkidd, spaulding
    you stay balling, jason collins"

    ..I literally laughed out loud.. Def the highlight bars of the battle for me.

    Vote - Kool A!d

    Illy, I feel like if you would have went another 8 bars or so with another hard punch or 2 in there you would have had my vote.

    Goodluck to both, I can tell this one wont be decided by much.
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  13. Past-one

    Past-one ticking time bomb

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    damn both of you went in illy droped bombs but i think kool edged a bit more

    vote-kool

    respect to both artist this was a dope battle very hard to judge
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  14. KooL La!d

    KooL La!d iRock Cafe

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  15. Huey Fig Newton

    Huey Fig Newton Rebel-He-Is

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    Kool Laid = EMS gassed line. tell his God Ganesh he can get it too. hindu ginoboli.

    iLLy = Kool aid/family guy. kool runnin. never see first aide.

    I feel like Kool Laid was in battle mode but the quality and execution of his lines weren't as good as iLLy's. Also you kept jumpin around from him being a muslim, to punjab to a hindu - kinda lost me there. iLLy if you make it to next round you need to focus on your opponent more. I feel iLLY was better put together. Kool Aid was on and off beat but he connected some good multis at certain parts where as iLLy was consistent and rhyme schemes were dope all the way thru.

    Vote = iLLy
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  16. xMetasiNx

    xMetasiNx Met-uh-siN

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    Kool Laid-

    nigga, you rock glasses…a fat nigga, with that figure?
    …it's safe to say you don't clap triggers
    I'm saying you probably get your breasts rubbed
    You're the head of the chess club
    …save the fake gangsta shit for the next scrub

    That shit caught my attention more than anything I've heard this round so far. Props. I really dig your style and beat choice, and the way you were able to weave your punchlines into a dope ass flow is respectable.

    iLLy-

    Shit was mad short. Punchlines hit a little harder per capita, but there wasn't much capita to speak of. You did your thing man, but my preferences in style really have this leaning pretty hard toward Kool Laid.

    Vote-Kool Laid
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  17. Pace Beats

    Pace Beats Doesn't Feed The Trolls

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    kool aid - 3am instrumental , writing is pretty nice , gotta work on your delivery tho was cool man , went hard at the end

    illy - nice beat selection , got damn schemes are fire , couldnt stand out at an all black party where light blue kicks lmaoooo ,kool running like the bobsled team hard as hell

    vote - illy , quality over quantity
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  18. Huey Fig Newton

    Huey Fig Newton Rebel-He-Is

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    bump this deserves more votes.
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  19. GarciaVega

    GarciaVega Razor Ramon

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    I got to give this to Illy

    his punchlines just had more substance to them and I enjoyed the audio more...

    pretty close tho... I don't think his audio being short hurt him..i felt kools was to long for real...
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  20. Killa B Kilt

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    KooL La!d had a real 'groovy flow". j/k . I actually in all honestly thought it was good. Although I felt alot of his lines weren't hard hitting enough. He started out real good and then I think it was just watered down material. even though some ok punches were sprinkled here and there near the end. Basically you rapped great but you weren't turning heads with your content.

    Illy - same thing everyone else saying pretty much.... real good lines delievered well. consistently one after the other pretty much. I think the only thing that hurt this was that he should have wrote a few more bars...

    In one sense it was a quality vs quantity match. (not to say the quantity wasn't quality but the quality's quality was more quality.)

    vote - Illy

    I voted for the person who I think stands a better chance next round. as long as Illy can bring enough material.
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