Round 1: Webz_Creationz vs. Buzzooka Joe

Discussion in 'GRB - '13 Grand Royal Audio Battle' started by J o o k, Jul 29, 2013.

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Who won?

  1. Webz_Creationz

    4 vote(s)
    16.7%
  2. Buzzooka Joe

    20 vote(s)
    83.3%
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  1. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    GRB - Grand Royal Audio Battle 2013 Rules - First Round


    $1,700.00 up for grab!


    - 1st Round Audios are DUE Monday Night August 5th at 11:59 pm EST.
    - Theme: up to 2-3+ Minutes must be about your opponent(s).
    - You must mention their BOARD name(s). Must be at least 2 minutes.
    - YOU MUST post using your board name that is registered to the match. Others will be DQ'ed.
    - NEW RULE: All participants must vote on at least six (6) other battles and post the links to the battles they voted on in their matches using ONE post to do so. If your links are not in by the time the battle closes for votes (Friday 11:59EST) then you will lose one vote for every link missing.
    - No Comments allowed on battle until both battlers have posted their battle songs. You can also post videos.
    - Aiming for votes or voting rings will not be tolerated. If my team catches wind of such you will be DQ'd without question.


    If you have any questions, comments or concerns, contact me immediately via PM or Email - Yelp001@gmail.com
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  2. Webz_Creationz

    Webz_Creationz Shutin' Shit Down

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    Ready to drop, let me know.
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  3. Webz_Creationz

    Webz_Creationz Shutin' Shit Down

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  4. Rex Skully

    Rex Skully .......

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    These are the only 2 pics Webz has posted (that I was able to find)..

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    https://soundcloud.com/buzzookajoe

    Lyrics

    Fuck the police, you know I'm mentioning that
    Cause, without that badge you a bitch and a half
    Bruh, snitching fag with a dick in ya ass
    What, on your knees like you fixing a flat
    UGH!

    This fag sold an App for like forty stacks
    But won't ever sell a track with those corny raps
    Fuck the foreign straps that this porky has
    I'll attack this cop like Chris Dorner's back
    And I'm not Rodney King so he not beating me
    It's obvious b, he prolly squat when he pee
    When he saw the battle card he started copping a plea
    Cause I'm hot as the Devil and Jesus washes my feet

    If you think he winning this then you believing in magic
    This ain't a hate crime but I'm beating this faggot
    I'm taking Webz down like I'm cleaning the attic
    He came in a cop car, he'll leave in a casket
    Killed him on two beats so charge me twice
    It's easy to see he leads a sorry life
    And he's right behind the mic acting hard and tight
    But every bar he writes I picture Barney Fife

    He'll never be convicted of police brutality
    Cause he won't beat anybody since he has to battle me
    So if he planned on eating me then he'll starve to death
    Fuck a web's creation this ain't Charlottes Web
    He a “Paul Blart Mall Cop” with a small cock
    Prolly still waiting for his fucking balls to drop
    The police beating me man that's hard to do
    Cause I roast these pigs like a Bar-B-Q

    Webz wouldn't have a chance if he played roulette
    And his pics don't exist like a snake with legs
    So I’m placing bets that his face is wrecked
    Money laid on his bed cause he paid for sex
    O!... I guess he stay in debt
    It take 15K for him to make it wet
    So If he say he fuck bitches he's a liar fam
    Webz cums from his own hands like Spider Man

    He a hip hop cop, he a poor man's @J o o k
    He carries a Glock but this dork can't shoot
    He wouldn't bust a grape if he was making wine
    He couldn't fuck his date if she was (duct) taped and blind
    He a waste of time, watch, he's trash
    So let me put his ass in a body bag
    Posting pics of money, he a cocky fag
    Posting pics of guns he stole from the job he has

    Ain't fooling nobody, it's evident dude
    We know you took that picture from the evidence room
    And, you couldn't walk a fucking step in my shoes
    So just do us all a favor and invest in a noose
    Then we can see Webz hanging like it's Halloween
    Y'all can sleep on me like a mattress spring
    But you gonna see this mother fucking faggot bleed
    Cause we "Fuck The Police" with "No Vaseline"
    JOE!

    And with these cop lines I can keep going for weeks
    NBA finals upset, cause I'm winning over the Heat
    Only time he makes money by being on a beat
    Is when he's on the clock, patrolling the street
    They got me battling a pig so I’m serving ham
    Like Thanksgiving, or a burger stand
    Call 9-1-1 cause I 1-8-7 the 5-0
    Mossberg to the dome will leave his mind blown
    I swear to tell the truth, I destroyed this dude
    Leave him bruised so now he really is a boy in blue
    He needs to plead the 5th and not even diss
    (not audible)...
    --- and I literally kept rapping for one week, spitting nothing but cop lines...
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  5. Past-one

    Past-one ticking time bomb

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    i thought joe edged webs .

    joe had some cool change ups and good name flips

    webs had a good flow just thought ur punches werent as strong as they could have been good battle and respect to both artists
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  6. Noodles

    Noodles The People's Champion

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    webz
    interesting beat selection, haha. but true to you mr. weapons arsenal himself.
    joe blow made me laugh out loud - simple but effective!
    at the same time you were smart to acknowledge things about yourself, in anticipation of the inevitable upcoming lines... i think you spent a bit too much time on yourself, without relating to how it makes you better than bazooka joe.

    buzzooka joe
    delivery is definitely better than webz, more polished...
    thank god you got off that beat is right, at least you know better.
    spiderman line was the first one to really get me in this battle. really liked that one.
    picture from the evidence room another sick lyric

    decision
    rick ross might ask webz to collab with him, but I don't think he won this battle.
    webz took a unique approach, and i hope it doesnt hurt his chances. i didn't consider it in my vote.
    i'm giving this one to Buzzooka Joe because of the creative lines and the more polished performance.
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  7. SiegeSupreme

    SiegeSupreme Well-Known Member

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    Joe took this pretty easily to me. Webz might have edged him on flow but that was basically it. Webz made a good track, but unfortunately it wasn't a great battle track, and Joe out punched him, out personalled him, basically just came more direct with his verse. Was really feeling Webz beat choice and I like his style but it didn't get him the W. Joe came with good punches, had some witty angles, and still had a pretty good flow.

    My vote goes to BJ
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  8. Webz_Creationz

    Webz_Creationz Shutin' Shit Down

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    Appreciate the votes guys. Looking forward to next year!
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  9. Newportz

    Newportz Bang Bang

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    this
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  10. Hitman J

    Hitman J lets get get get it....

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    My bad edit accidently posted in this thread but ill go ahead and vote now

    Webz, hard ass beat / song if it was judged on that you all day..far as lines there werent as many as joe
    Joe - flipped it nicely from south to east coast thats a choice and battle i have to face myself i think you made a good call.. you def had more punches thrown at there i liked the spiderman line .. I will say this though you'll have to bring harder bars cause all it really would have took was webz to deliver a little more direct lines at you cause there werent any like super stand out lines..

    overall its a battle
    so ima give it to joe

    props on that though webz if thats all original you should let me get that guy lol
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  11. Rex Skully

    Rex Skully .......

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    Wrong thread?
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  12. Hitman J

    Hitman J lets get get get it....

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    hell yea lol multitabbin fucked me up
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  13. niboswald

    niboswald Paradoxymoron

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    Webz had a great sound and flow, but as many have already pointed out was not a strong battle diss. It only started really getting into personal attacks towards the end, which made for a lot of filler beforehand that while I was bobbing my head along to, could have been about any arbitrary opponent. More nameflips and lines directly aimed at the other head needed.

    buzzooka JOE came with better structured poly rhyme schemes and stayed on theme throughout with the jokes.

    VOTE: buzzooka JOE
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  14. SHITTY Bang Bang

    SHITTY Bang Bang freestyle fanatic

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    joe no question
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  15. Sin Skywalker

    Sin Skywalker #184 Gladiator.

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    Joe got this battle. Far as disses and punchlines his verse was just hitting harder and really directed at Webz in every way. Joe is also polished and it was easy to listen to and follow and catch alot of lines.

    Webz didn't hit as hard. Give him props for trying something different and the track was crack, tbh. I'd be interested in Webs re-doing this track without any of the "forum" or diss lines in it as a normal song... and that shit would RIDE, tbh.
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  16. g.t.

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    I think Joe got this on account of better focus and more clever lines. That beat change (joe) . . .. def a good idea hah.

    Webz - for next time yea I think focus less on making a general audio and more on crushing your opponent. It seemed like you didn't focus hard on flipping punches too much, nothing too hard hitting. My advice would be - to be a little less plain & straight forward (you have a bird chest) and more clever with your scheme (set up, punch, set up, punch, etc.).

    Joe - you had some hot lines and a lot of generic "gimme" lines, like ones that are obvious to write. Round two you should try to saturate the track with the clever schemes that you're obviously capable of more and leave the unwitty lines alone. Overall - strong drop.

    But yes, Joe won this I think clearly.
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  17. Free Lynx

    Free Lynx ®m legend Peter Parker

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    thanks for joining the grbs


    webz was better than i thought but you can tell joe just invests more time into writing and flowing

    lol@webz trying to make a single for round 1 grb
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  18. MC propaganda

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    Webz - a unique approach. You took more of the commercial diss song format as opposed to the direct battle approach most people here are used to. The chorus on it for example definitely took away from it being more of a battle verse than a actual song. Its catchy though, and in a different format (songs), this would hit harder. Beat was pretty nasty and you rode it well.

    Joe - Not my favorite beat in the world, but it works for you. Flow was also geared towards similar until you switched to the Jay beat, now I get the first part of your verse and thats actually pretty funny lol. Flow is solid on this beat, lyrics are more geared towards the appropriate format with some good attacks in there.

    Joe was a tad more polished and took more of the right approach. More direct and personal. Charlottes web line was solid too.

    Gotta go with Joe. Good showing fellas.
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  19. TraGiC

    TraGiC Recognize Real

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    Wish webz switched beats and approach like joe did, would have been a lot better

    Props to both battlers


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  20. Webz_Creationz

    Webz_Creationz Shutin' Shit Down

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    I appreciate all the feedback and advice from everyone. Next year, I'll definitely pick something that allows me to flow a little more and setup punches a little better. It was hard to mold clever disses into such short bars because of the beat selection. Joe is definitely a beast, and should go very far in the tournament.
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