Round 1: Walt Dissme vs. Noodles

Discussion in 'GRB - '13 Grand Royal Audio Battle' started by J o o k, Jul 29, 2013.

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Who won?

  1. Walt Dissme

    1 vote(s)
    3.3%
  2. Noodles

    29 vote(s)
    96.7%
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  1. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    GRB - Grand Royal Audio Battle 2013 Rules - First Round


    $1,700.00 up for grab!


    - 1st Round Audios are DUE Monday Night August 5th at 11:59 pm EST.
    - Theme: up to 2-3+ Minutes must be about your opponent(s).
    - You must mention their BOARD name(s). Must be at least 2 minutes.
    - YOU MUST post using your board name that is registered to the match. Others will be DQ'ed.
    - NEW RULE: All participants must vote on at least six (6) other battles and post the links to the battles they voted on in their matches using ONE post to do so. If your links are not in by the time the battle closes for votes (Friday 11:59EST) then you will lose one vote for every link missing.
    - No Comments allowed on battle until both battlers have posted their battle songs. You can also post videos.
    - Aiming for votes or voting rings will not be tolerated. If my team catches wind of such you will be DQ'd without question.


    If you have any questions, comments or concerns, contact me immediately via PM or Email - Yelp001@gmail.com
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  2. Noodles

    Noodles The People's Champion

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  3. Walt Dissme

    Walt Dissme I am a Registered User

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    I'll sledge hammer your chest, till you puke bones //
    RIB-BITS come out your mouth when you CROAK//
    this huge jokes is the type to grap a frappaccino //
    pack it with napkins in a bag, then catch a tan in speedos //

    hes christian... he's bad its unusual shit //
    unless MARY KATE N' ASHLEY STRIP, we wont see NOODLE'S SINS (nude olsens//
    hack in BETWEEN HIS KNEES N' FEET with an axe pick //
    now all houses look small, you cant see the MAN'S-SHINS //

    He'll gleam lift n' flloat or scream and get wisked below //
    GRAFFIC DESIGHN DEATH see the GRIM REAPERS PICK SOULS (pixels) //
    i'll push you from buildings so tall, the air is blue //
    ever model in france? want a paris shoot //

    man we tell you good loox, dont act dumb! //
    ADD UP ALL YOUR FINGERS, your not HAND'S - SUM //
    think a chick would actually be seen with you sure guy //
    we see SOME GIRLS WOK WITH NOODLES its STIR FRY //

    i'll CHOKE YOU if i catch you TAKE EVERY SPARE BREATHE //
    you make a bad assistant, you dont run your ERRANDS (AIR ENDS)
    so have COPS PROTECT YOU, you scared bitch
    your UNCREATIVE WITH GUITARS, you need 2 SHER-RIFS//

    prepare TWENTY FOUR HOURS IN MUNICH going verse me rounds //
    cuz there's a DAY-IN-GER... MANY to worry about //
    his girls afraid she'll hurl, when i stomp his face //
    she GAMBLED WITH HER ROLEX, she BET'ER WATCH AWAY //

    not on my level how i rock rhymes here //
    your like a SURF SPOT i dont own, not MY PEER //
    kill you in a salon, that has a nice mirror
    show you where HAIR GETS COLORED, you DIE HERE //

    i'm a GRIZZLY SMILING while you stare still //
    you know you aint cooking up beef, looking at the BARE GRILL (BEAR GRILL)
    ready to cut this FRUIT, hand on a knife handle //
    cuz some NEW-DOLE'S shit got flavor, its PINAPPLE //
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  4. SHITTY Bang Bang

    SHITTY Bang Bang freestyle fanatic

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    man crazy word play from walt with horrid delivery but i really like the bars....sadly noodles take this one
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  5. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    This was cool man, I liked this.

    Noodles came on point with delivery, presence, personals and a dope flow.

    Walt has a good voice and dope word play, multis like a mufucka. The delivery was way off though broski.

    I have noodles taking this.
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  6. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    Noodles kinda killed this.
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  7. Free Lynx

    Free Lynx ®m legend Peter Parker

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    noodles got this one imo
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  8. Sin Skywalker

    Sin Skywalker #184 Gladiator.

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    Walt did have crazy wordplay and some bars. But the delivery was just off (not to mention the mixing was ugly / listen-ability) but Noodles is more polished and also had good lines to. Got Noodles taking this, tbh.
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  9. double ML

    double ML plekz = wannabe thought police

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    noodles is bitch as fuck tbh, and his lyrics aren't all that great, but he's better than walt. his beat change up was a shit idea too.
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  10. Taiyamo Denku

    Taiyamo Denku W.A.S.T.E.L.A.N.D.S.

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    walt very creative word play which i Like .... But Its obvious Noodles is way more polished I mean this seemed like a Text Emcee battling a Emcee ... Just saying , .. Walt might have hasd the more creative word play off noodles name but he couldnt delivery the lines so they hit hard , Noodles presence and the way he delivered each line made them more impacting however the beat switch I also wasnt feeling I think the first half of your battle noodles was enuff for the win the 2nd part kinda dragged out ...

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  11. niboswald

    niboswald Paradoxymoron

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    One of the better battles this round.

    Noodles - polished flow, nice clever wordplay and rhyme schemes throughout, needed to keep the material more on your opponent as there was a lot of generic waffling between relevant remarks.
    Fave lines:
    Outdated, left behind, yesterday's answers are false
    Times changed, fads die, nobody's dancing to Walt'z
    I bet you're a “verbal assault hitman”
    That's Walt's wit man… he's a regular Walt Whitman
    Walt Dissme - hahaha Jesus man you need to put out a joke book of puns. Chock-a-block with the wordplay, would have had a far better chance if you were on a beat twice as fast and could delivery vocally at the same skill level as your writing. If more of your lines had been noodle-related I would have given this one to you, man, but your content was all over the place random.
    Fave lines:
    think a chick would actually be seen with you sure guy //
    we see SOME GIRLS WOK WITH NOODLES its STIR FRY //
    VOTE: Noodles
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  12. SiegeSupreme

    SiegeSupreme Well-Known Member

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    Yeah Walt's verse reminded me of a text battle. Wasnt bad, but Noodles just way more polished and more complete verse as far as flow, punches, listenability. Walt you had good lines but your delivery failed you. Im a wordplay fan and liked the angles you used. Noodles however sounded better on a beat and had nice, witty punchlines and nameflips. Pretty decisive victory for Curley here, maybe he wasn't all bravado.
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  13. RichY RiCh

    RichY RiCh f.C.k 4ever

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    I got a crown next to my name so i'm assuming i can vote, if not just void this than :(

    Noodles- Really dug the multi's and rhyme scheme, punchlines were average but your delivery and flow made up for it. You should've done the whole verse on the 2nd beat, your delivery was too sick on that beat, kind of disappointed you didn't have any real stand out personals cuz that's what i remember was your strong point a long time ago.

    Favorite Lines- outdated, left behind, yesterday's answers are false
    times changed, fads die, nobody's dancing to Walt'z&
    curb stomped, see an Orthodontist
    I've got a market cornered, you freestyle outside of corner markets

    Walt Dissme- You really good with the wordplay and shit, but you're whole verse seemed more suited for a text battle even though most of the wordplay you could figure out without an explanation on audio. A lot of dope lines but you'r delivery was horrible and your flow was really choppy too. If this was a text battle i think you would win, but unfortunately Noodles beat you in every category besides word play.

    Favorite Lines-
    ready to cut this FRUIT, hand on a knife handle //
    cuz some NEW-DOLE'S shit got flavor, its PINAPPLE //

    Vote-Noodles thought he had every category besides wordplay by a long shot. His verse was actually listenable and everything was dope aside from the personals. Walt Dissme would've won this if it was a text battle, Needs a lot of improvement on his delivery and flow. Quality was bad too which had no effect on my vote.
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  14. g.t.

    g.t. RM Radio Host

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    Hmm. This would be tough to judge if someone else had rapped for Walt. Walt you've got to work on your cadence bruv. Walt slightly edged the word play, noodles edged emotion, flow, presence, polish, sound quality. Also the word play was in fact close so - noodles got this pretty easily, imo. Vote - noodles.
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  15. Webz_Creationz

    Webz_Creationz Shutin' Shit Down

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    Noodles, very nice. Not a huge fan of your voice, good flow, hard hitting lyrics, a couple made me lol.

    Walt, what the fuck bro. That delivery is boderline unbareable to listen to. I appreciate the effort. The first couple of world-plays were cool, but you beat that shit to death, burried it, dug it back up, and beat the corpse of your wordplay again. Need to switch it up bruh.

    Noodles got my vote.
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  16. Past-one

    Past-one ticking time bomb

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    damn noodles went innnn! respect to both emcees but noodles took this
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  17. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    Noodles- good flow. Had some hard hitting lines. I wasn't exspect you to go in like that

    Walt-you gotta tighten up on that flow bruh. You had some aight material. but it suffered cause you couldn't spit it right

    VOTE-Noodles

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  18. Newportz

    Newportz Bang Bang

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    Vote - Noodles
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  19. ENGengENG

    ENGengENG victim of power issues

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    walt dissme's was dope but noodles got that.. edged in every category especially flow

    vote = noodles
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  20. Jack McCrack

    Jack McCrack Somethin I gotta deal wit

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    Wow walt really does know his this bar-for-bar shit works. Noodles was more consitent but no real haymakers. Some good lines here and there I think Noodles wasn't trying his hardest. Noodles actually had ANGLES though & delivered them nicely. Looking forward to hearing his rd 2. He's polished af and at least gonna make it to semis.

    But for whatever reason, being a big fan of the punchline nameflip kinda rap I'ma give it to Walt since he had more quotables & he's not gonna win anyway :-o
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