ROUND 1: Picture Perfect - Username Vs. L Dogg

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  1. castro'DAMUS

    castro'DAMUS j o e y h o f f a

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    DISHONOUR AKA CASTRO PRESENTS THE PICTURE PERFECT - PIC BATTLING TOURNAMENT

    DATES
    Verses DUE - Wednesday, December 9th. (By 11:59pm)
    Votes DUE - Saturday, December 12th. (By 8:00pm)

    LINE LIMIT - BY ROUNDS
    1st Round Battles - 12 Lines Min/Max
    2nd Round Battles - 16 Lines Min/Max
    Semi-Final Battles - 20 Lines Min/Max
    Championship Battle - 20-30 (finalist's agree on limit)

    VOTING
    You MUST vote on atleast 4 other battles, and POST LINKS in your battle. 1 vote will be deducted for each link you fail to provide in your thread. NO EXCEPTIONS.
    Outside voters are able to vote, BUT a 500+ post count IS neccessary. If you have legit reasoning why a vote shouldn't count, do not bitch about it in the thread, hit me on aim and explain the situation, I will then determine whether or not the vote counts.

    Failure to obied by ALL rules that I have set will result in your termination from this Tournament, and perhaps even further Tourny's that will be held.

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    USERNAME

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    L DOGG
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  2. U S E R

    U S E R NON-DOHPE.squad

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    imma titty slap your ignorant ass

    ;)
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  3. LDogg The King

    LDogg The King The High Life

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    your goin down fat boy! :)
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  4. jinks

    jinks Soy tu oportunidad!

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    Username i dont mean to be rude, but u are the ugliest dude ive seen in a long time...
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  5. L. Kross

    L. Kross His Highness

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    neva seen my pics then have you? Lol, sorry Dissy, couldnt pass up an op like that tho.
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  6. U S E R

    U S E R NON-DOHPE.squad

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    lmfao...Takin Me Down?...Troll lookin muhfucka


    This Doggs a bitch…n The situation is terribly hostile
    Nose so big, a rescue plane landed when he started flaring his nostrils
    lookit this plucked whore...thinkin he runnin the dumb board
    but between Sammi and your nose....i dont know whats been crushed more!
    Your timin is shit…blah blah, ill slide in ya bitch…
    Cuz I don’t wanna jinks the battle, but hes already in here riding ya dick
    You suck, man…and don’t start to mess with me now, fag
    When you got more bad features…than the RSTL mag…
    Im crushin ya verse….fuck ya face, yea im bustin it first…
    You got a nose so flat…it’s the same dimension as the one on my shirt
    I beat you as island, ill do it again…ya got one of the oldest flows
    N while many hands make light work…how many does it take to blow ya nose?
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  7. LDogg The King

    LDogg The King The High Life

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    atleast you have a name to call me.. there is no word to describe how ugly you are homie...


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    This kid's been fat all his life... an it started at birth
    there’s more rolls on his body then there are on that shirt

    as large as the earth, this kid tilt cars, wouldn’t be let in my ride
    whose shoulders must of been facing into that room, to let him inside
    making kids run an hide, if u think their scared, I know u aint smart
    even KANI want to cover his eyes, an he’s one that's close to your heart
    can tell u stay away from people, cuz if not they would stare,
    laugh, an wouldn’t care that your pink lipstick matches your hair
    I’m aware it's been years,
    since you've last seen ya balls looking south
    that would bring me tears,
    bet u wish your waist line was as small as ya mouth
    I know offline this fat fucks a mess,
    with thoughts of death all inside
    I’m glad you made a name for yourself in text,
    that’s probably what's kept you alive.

    an its like that.

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  8. Mr. Inkwell

    Mr. Inkwell the real.

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    v - username

    [user]

    This Doggs a bitch…n The situation is terribly hostile
    Nose so big, a rescue plane landed when he started flaring his nostrils
    lol, .5
    lookit this plucked whore...thinkin he runnin the dumb board
    but between Sammi and your nose....i dont know whats been crushed more!
    lmao, 1
    Your timin is shit…blah blah, ill slide in ya bitch…
    Cuz I don’t wanna jinks the battle, but hes already in here riding ya dick
    cool, .5
    You suck, man…and don’t start to mess with me now, fag
    When you got more bad features…than the RSTL mag…
    lmao, 1
    Im crushin ya verse….fuck ya face, yea im bustin it first…
    You got a nose so flat…it’s the same dimension as the one on my shirt
    decent, .5
    I beat you as island, ill do it again…ya got one of the oldest flows
    N while many hands make light work…how many does it take to blow ya nose?
    lol, .5

    overall - 4/6

    [l dogg]

    This kid's been fat all his life... an it started at birth
    there’s more rolls on his body then there are on that shirt
    lol, .5
    as large as the earth, this kid tilt cars, wouldn’t be let in my ride
    whose shoulders must of been facing into that room, to let him inside
    decent, .5
    making kids run an hide, if u think their scared, I know u aint smart
    even KANI want to cover his eyes, an he’s one that's close to your heart
    heh, .5
    can tell u stay away from people, cuz if not they would stare,
    laugh, an wouldn’t care that your pink lipstick matches your hair
    not bad, .5
    I’m aware it's been years,
    since you've last seen ya balls looking south
    that would bring me tears,
    bet u wish your waist line was as small as ya mouth
    nice observation, 1
    I know offline this fat fucks a mess,
    with thoughts of death all inside
    I’m glad you made a name for yourself in text,
    that’s probably what's kept you alive.
    decent, .5

    overall - 3.5/6
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  9. Judge tha Dacyple

    Judge tha Dacyple Poetic Papi Emcee Señor

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    aight..here goes...

    Username...only line I felt was your opener. Everything else IMO was weak, or could have been worded a lot better. You didn't really attack the pic very well. You got to his nose, and thats about it, you could have put a lot more thought into this.

    L... lol you did ya thing. Every line got at least a lil chuckle out of me. That lipstick line, the wasitline as small as your mouth line, and your closer had me dyin. Theres not really much else to say....

    Vote - L Dogg
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  10. BoogaTheGreat

    BoogaTheGreat yuuule!

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    Wow...

    Vote: Username

    User- those nose punches were str8 killin it homie

    This Doggs a bitch…n The situation is terribly hostile
    Nose so big, a rescue plane landed when he started flaring his nostrils

    lol

    lookit this plucked whore...thinkin he runnin the dumb board
    but between Sammi and your nose....i dont know whats been crushed more!

    LMAO

    Im crushin ya verse….fuck ya face, yea im bustin it first…
    You got a nose so flat…it’s the same dimension as the one on my shirt

    lol



    L Dogg- man, honestly...I couldnt quote any of ur punches, only decent one was the opener....but other than that it was just bad wording or bad concepts...you shoulda came at his weight and goofy appearance more
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  11. The Second Comming

    The Second Comming you aint poison!!!

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    vote = username

    he was more creative
    l dogg punches were too obvious
    my grandma could've made some of the punches he used
    and she doesn't even have a brain
    but yea, his was an ok verse tho, nothin sprecial really
    user seemed like he wanted this more IMO
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  12. SyChOLoGiCaL WaR

    SyChOLoGiCaL WaR New Member

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    Usernizzle..

    This Doggs a bitch…n The situation is terribly hostile
    Nose so big, a rescue plane landed when he started flaring his nostrils
    lmao .. 3
    lookit this plucked whore...thinkin he runnin the dumb board
    but between Sammi and your nose....i dont know whats been crushed more!
    lol .. i liked that .. 4
    Your timin is shit…blah blah, ill slide in ya bitch…
    Cuz I don’t wanna jinks the battle, but hes already in here riding ya dick
    haha, nice .. 3
    You suck, man…and don’t start to mess with me now, fag
    When you got more bad features…than the RSTL mag…
    it was ok .. could of been worded better 2
    Im crushin ya verse….fuck ya face, yea im bustin it first…
    You got a nose so flat…it’s the same dimension as the one on my shirt
    lmao! .. 3
    I beat you as island, ill do it again…ya got one of the oldest flows
    N while many hands make light work…how many does it take to blow ya nose?
    lmfao @ the clowning of his nose .. 3

    18 / 30

    L Dogg..

    This kid's been fat all his life... an it started at birth
    there’s more rolls on his body then there are on that shirt
    ehhh.. seen it done before .. 2
    as large as the earth, this kid tilt cars, wouldn’t be let in my ride
    whose shoulders must of been facing into that room, to let him inside
    lol .. decent .. 3
    making kids run an hide, if u think their scared, I know u aint smart
    even KANI want to cover his eyes, an he’s one that's close to your heart
    didnt really like this one .. 2
    can tell u stay away from people, cuz if not they would stare,
    laugh, an wouldn’t care that your pink lipstick matches your hair
    nah .. 2
    I’m aware it's been years,
    since you've last seen ya balls looking south
    that would bring me tears,
    bet u wish your waist line was as small as ya mouth
    heh .. decent 3
    I know offline this fat fucks a mess,
    with thoughts of death all inside
    I’m glad you made a name for yourself in text,
    that’s probably what's kept you alive.
    bleh .. weak finish .. 1

    13/30

    User took it.
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  13. mAc Detroit

    mAc Detroit da muthafuckin south

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    i was gonna vote user...but dont look like he needs it...

    he won tho....

    just wasn't feeling l-dogg
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  14. orbit the great

    orbit the great another gay white kid

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    vote user


    killed ls nose and came decent


    l had 2 good lines rest was straight bad and that style switchup wasnt cool
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  15. perma frost

    perma frost gay stars suck taint

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    username had some heat in that verse...
    the nose line was very nice...all of the punches were good...
    good verse

    L dogg I dont know i wasnt really feeling any of your punches. kind of basic,

    vote = username.
    good battle
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  16. The Omen

    The Omen Mass-Q

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    vote-user..

    l dogg had a lot to work with but didn't utilize it..

    whereas user murdered his pic..

    This Doggs a bitch…n The situation is terribly hostile
    Nose so big, a rescue plane landed when he started flaring his nostrils

    You suck, man…and don’t start to mess with me now, fag
    When you got more bad features…than the RSTL mag…

    ahahahahahhaha

    holmes killed it..
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  17. Quriosity

    Quriosity Moderator

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    lmfao



    the first to nose disses were enough to win this

    vote - username



    punch of the week was the flaring nostrils punch, definately

    a few runner ups too
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  18. rosa

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    most of User's lines were note-worthy although, he attacked jinks in that one line, and spent a little too much time on the nose. Opener and Sammi and your nose lines were hot, last two lines were iffy.

    L, you just really didn't have anything. That close to your heart line coulda been ill if you worded it right. some other concepts lacked wording. verse was overall average, you went after the pic, but your wording wasn't working out.


    vote - Username
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  19. jinks

    jinks Soy tu oportunidad!

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    haha its funny how Username took offence to the fact that I called him ugly. But can you blame me, its a point of opinion and I did not mean it in a rude way like i said, but you are one ugly motherfucker, im serious. Don't take it into offence coz what the fuck is my opinion worth right? but merely just the fact that its the complete truth. Anyways sorry.

    You got this win though easily.
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  20. Quriosity

    Quriosity Moderator

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    i still dont believe thas really username
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