Round 1: Kraylen vs. xMetasiNx (xMetasiNx wins by no show.)

GRB - Grand Royal Audio Battle 2013 Rules - First Round


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- 1st Round Audios are DUE Monday Night August 5th at 11:59 pm EST.
- Theme: up to 2-3+ Minutes must be about your opponent(s).
- You must mention their BOARD name(s). Must be at least 2 minutes.
- YOU MUST post using your board name that is registered to the match. Others will be DQ'ed.
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Lyrics:

Rap so fast, but the bitch off beat, yo... That bitch Kray
Look so soft, motherfucker want beef, though... Now that shit cray

[Beat Switch]

First off son, you better give 'respekt' to me
You're getting chopped 'round one' like mastectomies
Next to me you're looking deaf with a speech impediment
Couldn't ride a beat with seats instead of kicks (drum kicks)

Don’t give a fuck, bout to ‘pluck’ this featherweight
He ain’t got a prayer like an atheist at Heaven’s gate
So fuck a punchline, my rhymes are judo
Got Kraylen ‘tapping out’ like trumpets at a funeral

He’s bark, no bite. So how the fuck am I the ‘underdog?’
My ‘pad’s’ got more ‘leverage’ than Bonnie B’s Wonder Bra
I hit the lotto with that battle card, scratch him off
He ‘bouncin’ quicker than a Globetrotter basketball

Rock a meat cleaver, but his mic skill’s awful
Ain’t nobody sleeping (sleep in), Kray dull (cradle) like a toddler
Nice touch with the blood, for the sequel picture
Use that cleaver to slice your wrists after I beat you

You failing in this battle like the name game, kid
Kraylen Kraylen bo Baylen, banana fana fo Failing, shit…
Fuck a GRB. I’m ‘bout to trim the fat
And ‘clean the plate’ like I’m umping while you’re up at bat

Bet I’ll put a sting in his heart like Steve Irwin
Old school. This ‘ruler’ ‘gon smack you if you ain’t learning
Fuck it, murk him. He fat; he worthless
Knock this hog off the map on some Angry Birds shit

[Angry Birds Interlude/Beat Switch]

I was gonna clown about your girl, but you ain’t got a bitch
Prolly for the same reason you ain’t got a pic
Of yourself without a hundred filters on it
If you ain’t got a case of ugly, I’d be astonished

Surprised as shit…
And what the fuck is on your chin, Kraylen?
Maybe a goatee? Maybe. Beats me, but it looks more like a freak mink
That’s attacking your face with a case of rabies. Better shave it…

Yeah, motherfucker got a pot belly
Bet that jelly jiggles when he in that booth yelling
But what the fuck is he saying? Frankly,
I need a translation for Kraylen’s diss into an actual language

Be better off rapping in Morse code, but
Morse code follows a beat, so he’s fucked
And I’m gonna win it
‘Cause his ass is spitting like his head is half in it

I’ma make your eyes pop-I (eye) gots my spinach
Got this Red Ghost turning ghost white, he’s finished
Leave it to Kray to put the ‘A’ in clever gimmick
With that ‘cleAver,’ man. You’ve gotta be fucking kidding

Who paid you in? That’s a bad investment…
Unless they paid knowing you would get verbally molested
Maybe they’re into that. Give them their money back
And pray that ain’t the last time they ‘blow a wad’ on your ass…

Faggot.

https://www.soundcloud.com/metasin-1

Thanks Ivory.

metasin on account of no show.

aha @ that shit kray.

flow was tough bro, good shit. quality, polish, all thats there. youre a contender.