Round 1: Kraylen vs. xMetasiNx (xMetasiNx wins by no show.)

Discussion in 'GRB - '13 Grand Royal Audio Battle' started by J o o k, Jul 29, 2013.


Who won?

  1. Kraylen

    0 vote(s)
  2. xMetasiNx

    1 vote(s)
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  1. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

    Mar 1, 1999
    GRB - Grand Royal Audio Battle 2013 Rules - First Round

    $1,700.00 up for grab!

    - 1st Round Audios are DUE Monday Night August 5th at 11:59 pm EST.
    - Theme: up to 2-3+ Minutes must be about your opponent(s).
    - You must mention their BOARD name(s). Must be at least 2 minutes.
    - YOU MUST post using your board name that is registered to the match. Others will be DQ'ed.
    - NEW RULE: All participants must vote on at least six (6) other battles and post the links to the battles they voted on in their matches using ONE post to do so. If your links are not in by the time the battle closes for votes (Friday 11:59EST) then you will lose one vote for every link missing.
    - No Comments allowed on battle until both battlers have posted their battle songs. You can also post videos.
    - Aiming for votes or voting rings will not be tolerated. If my team catches wind of such you will be DQ'd without question.

    If you have any questions, comments or concerns, contact me immediately via PM or Email -
  2. xMetasiNx

    xMetasiNx Met-uh-siN

    Nov 19, 2012

    Rap so fast, but the bitch off beat, yo... That bitch Kray
    Look so soft, motherfucker want beef, though... Now that shit cray

    [Beat Switch]

    First off son, you better give 'respekt' to me
    You're getting chopped 'round one' like mastectomies
    Next to me you're looking deaf with a speech impediment
    Couldn't ride a beat with seats instead of kicks (drum kicks)

    Don’t give a fuck, bout to ‘pluck’ this featherweight
    He ain’t got a prayer like an atheist at Heaven’s gate
    So fuck a punchline, my rhymes are judo
    Got Kraylen ‘tapping out’ like trumpets at a funeral

    He’s bark, no bite. So how the fuck am I the ‘underdog?’
    My ‘pad’s’ got more ‘leverage’ than Bonnie B’s Wonder Bra
    I hit the lotto with that battle card, scratch him off
    He ‘bouncin’ quicker than a Globetrotter basketball

    Rock a meat cleaver, but his mic skill’s awful
    Ain’t nobody sleeping (sleep in), Kray dull (cradle) like a toddler
    Nice touch with the blood, for the sequel picture
    Use that cleaver to slice your wrists after I beat you

    You failing in this battle like the name game, kid
    Kraylen Kraylen bo Baylen, banana fana fo Failing, shit…
    Fuck a GRB. I’m ‘bout to trim the fat
    And ‘clean the plate’ like I’m umping while you’re up at bat

    Bet I’ll put a sting in his heart like Steve Irwin
    Old school. This ‘ruler’ ‘gon smack you if you ain’t learning
    Fuck it, murk him. He fat; he worthless
    Knock this hog off the map on some Angry Birds shit

    [Angry Birds Interlude/Beat Switch]

    I was gonna clown about your girl, but you ain’t got a bitch
    Prolly for the same reason you ain’t got a pic
    Of yourself without a hundred filters on it
    If you ain’t got a case of ugly, I’d be astonished

    Surprised as shit…
    And what the fuck is on your chin, Kraylen?
    Maybe a goatee? Maybe. Beats me, but it looks more like a freak mink

    That’s attacking your face with a case of rabies. Better shave it…

    Yeah, motherfucker got a pot belly
    Bet that jelly jiggles when he in that booth yelling
    But what the fuck is he saying? Frankly,
    I need a translation for Kraylen’s diss into an actual language

    Be better off rapping in Morse code, but
    Morse code follows a beat, so he’s fucked
    And I’m gonna win it
    ‘Cause his ass is spitting like his head is half in it

    I’ma make your eyes pop-I (eye) gots my spinach
    Got this Red Ghost turning ghost white, he’s finished
    Leave it to Kray to put the ‘A’ in clever gimmick
    With that ‘cleAver,’ man. You’ve gotta be fucking kidding

    Who paid you in? That’s a bad investment…
    Unless they paid knowing you would get verbally molested
    Maybe they’re into that. Give them their money back
    And pray that ain’t the last time they ‘blow a wad’ on your ass…

  3. xMetasiNx

    xMetasiNx Met-uh-siN

    Nov 19, 2012
    • +Rep +Rep x 1
  4. g.t.

    g.t. RM Radio Host

    Jul 29, 2008
    metasin on account of no show.

    aha @ that shit kray.

    flow was tough bro, good shit. quality, polish, all thats there. youre a contender.
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