Round 1: Jack McCrack vs. The_K3

Discussion in 'GRB - '13 Grand Royal Audio Battle' started by J o o k, Jul 29, 2013.

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Who won?

  1. Jack McCrack

    11 vote(s)
    47.8%
  2. The_K3

    12 vote(s)
    52.2%
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  1. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    GRB - Grand Royal Audio Battle 2013 Rules - First Round


    $1,700.00 up for grab!


    - 1st Round Audios are DUE Monday Night August 5th at 11:59 pm EST.
    - Theme: up to 2-3+ Minutes must be about your opponent(s).
    - You must mention their BOARD name(s). Must be at least 2 minutes.
    - YOU MUST post using your board name that is registered to the match. Others will be DQ'ed.
    - NEW RULE: All participants must vote on at least six (6) other battles and post the links to the battles they voted on in their matches using ONE post to do so. If your links are not in by the time the battle closes for votes (Friday 11:59EST) then you will lose one vote for every link missing.
    - No Comments allowed on battle until both battlers have posted their battle songs. You can also post videos.
    - Aiming for votes or voting rings will not be tolerated. If my team catches wind of such you will be DQ'd without question.


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  2. Jack McCrack

    Jack McCrack Somethin I gotta deal wit

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    Warm up. Next round i'ma come correct not to worry y'all :dizcheese:
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  3. Jack McCrack

    Jack McCrack Somethin I gotta deal wit

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    Couldn't edit my original post - so here's the lyrics

    The K3 (the k3) – is that your fuckin name G?/
    Get turned into a grapefruit for walkin on grape street/
    Roll up on his lady like fuck you pay me
    Plus he does cocaine like it was 1980

    And point blank – you are not the man/
    The name that you roll with is an awful brand/
    Because when it comes to 3 K’s son you need to understand
    All anybody thinks is really Ku Klux Klan

    Roll up on him “hey pussy” but I switch the words instead/
    Because its more like Hello Kitty dropping bows on this pussys heads/

    Got no friends in real life – these posters are ya homies
    I gotta earn this round off of talent you can blow me
    You think that you're a boss but deep down I know ya phony
    And stay chasin the same bird jus like you wily coyote

    You said ya music is the realest? Well whats it about son
    Ya CD is see thru like the yeezus album
    My verse? Got that muscle like a mustang
    Yea it must sting to see ya girl on my shirt like a cuff link

    Do you rock live shows?
    Do you battle live bro?
    Didn’t fucking think so but let me elaborate
    If you catch this win then sorry I’ma have to hate

    Wanna know why my name is bigger than yours
    Google my name – then google yours!
    Faggots like this shouldn’t be let in the ring/
    Because what the fuck you really have to gain off a win?/

    I hear you dropping N bombs but can you tell me whats with it?
    Cause your skin is really yellow and that’s a completely different pigment
    This faggots hearts skipping a beat when I start spittin
    To leave this yellow belly scarred like a c-section on marge simpson

    Cartoon bars – yea that’s what I’m workin with
    Cause you are a cartoon and that’s all you really deserve to get
    You should be a nervous wreck like chucky finster on his permit test
    You wouldn’t even break a sweat I’m breaking on this faggots neck/

    you could never rock a stage with me brotha
    K3 whats that? The Ku Klux Kocksucker?/
    I wrote this shit on august 5th
    I’m havin fun with the bitch/
    You spit gun bars like it’s fuckin legit/

    Neither of us got that black pistol
    But best believe that’s an issue
    When I light you up and put you in the sky like the bat signal/
    So when you steppin to jack with those pitiful raps don’t u coming and steppin to me son
    When you packin da mac in the back of the ack but I bet u aint never gon see one

    You leaving this round in a motherfuckin hearse son/
    You won’t see round 2 because I killed you with the first one/
    I’ve battled for leagues I’ve live action caught a body
    What the fuck could you show me besides how to take an ass whoopin properly
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  4. The_K3

    The_K3 ^Secksi^

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    or just song

    https://soundcloud.com/emcee-innes

    Lyrics:

    i can do this all day thats what im bout boy
    u finna take a loss in this round boy
    cause this childs play and im a wild boy
    watch me put jack in the box like a childs toy
    this aint a game tho theres no repeat or options
    i go green hes garbage im pro this geeks a novice
    theres no means to stop this like a fiend but when smokin crack
    ill be cleaner then people with ocd when washin
    retarded kid he needs to quit speakin nonsense
    mean he actually thought hunger games was an eatin contest
    yall dumb to predict he gottave won
    more of a chance hypnotic licks a gspot with his tongue
    shout out to hypno tho im down to get some hoes
    im bound to rip this foe cause he sounds like shitsicles
    think im wrong check the views on his songs
    youll see noone really wanted to put em on like invys clothes
    what u envy cire wird of pley and hibe for
    none of em give a fuck about anything youll strive for
    with dumb luck youll say ya done an hang up your mic cord
    and put a fork in it like young buck at the vibe awards
    when im finished with this hell never've cried more
    and i wont need a pause helpin jack off his high horse
    to sum it up he dumb as fuck claimin i aint shit
    of course not im number one u can say piss
    you a lame bitch common jackmcrack a john
    ill punk you like hibe did to git him some ron
    pronounced dead ya friend said this bitch believed it
    commented saying u killed ur live battle , he didnt mean it
    lets check his past threads they really tell a story
    u can tell he a bitch by his favourite forms of entertainment
    he loves wwe so u know he a fan of that fake shit
    which means he aint fuck with me im sayin
    keep watchin king of the dot u non rhythm havin
    always been a faggot stupid ass bitch
    watched ur live shows thats how i knew you whack bitch
    talkin about beyblades i woulda bood ya ass quick
    got female traits probably got a tramp stamp
    while im gettin bands man you suckin off the bandman
    dad probably in the clan so u became a rebel
    felt abandoned an act like u can claim the ghetto
    and im not sayin that ur mother shoulda swallowed you
    but honestly i think ur father shoulda fathered u
    cause the way that u act the fact that its gay
    is an understatement theres no taking it back
    so fuck jackmcrack id rather stick to burnin js
    been 5 years we tryna keep this tourney straight
    so u should say fuck the grbs like wird of pley
    forget hibes addiction and go listen to kurt kobain
    hip hops new to you now u try to share your songs
    but your voice crack sounds an awful lot like pteradons
    lost easily like pairs of sox
    cause people only wanted you to finish first at the Boston marathon
    just playin we could chill and let the purp blow
    then again ud be more shook then moose at his first show
    speaking of moose dear god you ugly bro
    facial hairs sloppy forget jack we should call you joe
    fuck this im finished i mean it im done
    fuck a closin line you aint seein me son peace
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  5. Past-one

    Past-one ticking time bomb

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    jack your beat choice is insane dope!!!
    k3 i wish u rockd a different beat would of sounded more polished

    my vote -jack

    respect to both emmcees ..
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  6. SHITTY Bang Bang

    SHITTY Bang Bang freestyle fanatic

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    k3izzle for the wizzzle


    go vote on my battle
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  7. Free Lynx

    Free Lynx ®m legend Peter Parker

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    jack got this rather eazy

    far better delivery and punch lines

    my vote- jack
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  8. Dizeazed

    Dizeazed -Stay crazy!-

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    Jack McCrack - Waddup fuker, long time no speak. WTF at that horrible Asian sample in that beat though? Haha. Odd as hell. Beat choice was eehhh. I like your energy, but you still rock that Beastie Boy presentation. Punches were aight. Lol @ the Marge Simpson c-section line. That double time part was a little sloppy, gotta be careful cause that shit can backfire on you. And kill that outro stuff making excuses, it's not a good look on you. Pretty decent round 1.

    K3 - Waddup whore, even longer time no speak! Did you smoke right before you recorded? Wake up and bring me some energy! LOL @ you singing and changing your tone to match the beat, you silly fuk. Lol @ Envy's clothes line, Young Buck at the Vibe awards, lost easily like Paris' socks, Moose shook. Wow. You actually made me laugh out loud at some of your lines, but you gotta clean up the presentation, boss. Ease off the backing vocals a bit, sometimes they distract from the actual punchlines.

    Overall - This was a perfectly paired match. Both of you entertained me the whole way through, but both of you could use some polish on presentation. This one is gonna edge out to K3 merely because his punchlines got an audible reaction while I was listening. Definitely some quotables. Jack, you definitely weren't bad and you could definitely take a W here, but since you guys seem just about equal on all fronts to me, K3's funnier punches make me lean in corner. Vote - K3
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  9. g.t.

    g.t. RM Radio Host

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    i got this as a tie. imma have to come back and vote if its close enough to matter. i gave each a couple spins....fawk.
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  10. niboswald

    niboswald Paradoxymoron

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    Jack McCrack - Flow a little rushed and irregular, heard a track of yours a while ago and your vocal cadence could do with a bit more smoothness to it. The whole middle section was like skewed half a bar off. Anyways, had enough redeeming lines now and then to maintain interest.
    Fave lines:
    Because when it comes to 3 K’s son you need to understand
    All anybody thinks is really Ku Klux Klan
    your skin is really yellow and that’s a completely different pigment
    This faggots hearts skipping a beat when I start spittin
    To leave this yellow belly scarred like a c-section on marge simpson


    K3 - Less consistent as Jack, a lot of your punches were misdirected and random for a forced rhyme. More focus on your opponent next time, and some more grit to your attitude.
    what u envy cire wird of pley and hibe for
    none of em give a fuck about anything youll strive for
    with dumb luck youll say ya done an hang up your mic cord
    and put a fork in it like young buck at the vibe awards

    lost easily like pairs of sox

    cause people only wanted you to finish first at the Boston marathon
    VOTE: Jack McCrack
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  11. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    Jack- that delivery was weird. Sometimes you slowed down to stretch lines. Then other times I feel like you were tryina catch up to the beat. And you making excuses at the end ehhh

    K3-you had some funny shit. That boston line was dope. The fork line. You were more entertaining

    VOTE-K3

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  12. Ribo Nuke

    Ribo Nuke Audiodidact

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    jack mccrack - yellow belly scarred was cool. put you in the sky like the bat signal. this was just okay to me, two bars that stood out to me, flow was kind of all over the place, (I get that you didn't have prep time and will take that into consideration) let me hear the next battle.

    the k3 - hunger games/eating contest, lol @ shitcicles, lol couple more funny lines there in the middle. lines in general were better than jacks. flow was a little bit better. couple lines that made me laugh a little.

    the k3 took it with better flow and humor.

    vote - the k3
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  13. Jack McCrack

    Jack McCrack Somethin I gotta deal wit

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    All tied up...Nice job @The_K3if i make it to round 2 there's not gonna be anymore rushed flow I should've made a second draft or something:fffffffffffff:Doesnt matter like dude above said its lame to be making excuses like that anyway:babyface:. I'ma go vote on all your battles gl everyone Let the games begin :winning:
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  14. xddrx

    xddrx sugabezy

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    i voted for the k3
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  15. Bonnie B

    Bonnie B Friday's Child

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    damn this was a pretty even battle imo... jack had a few better lines but kind of a sloppy flow... and k3 was kinda mediocre at both... that moose line leaned me tho, even tho i love the guy...

    hmm

    I tried typing out a vote for both of you and can't really seem to justify either of you beating the other one so I'm gonna have to go with the tie here
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  16. Mr. Xavier

    Mr. Xavier New Member

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    both were 'meh'. Voted K3
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  17. xddrx

    xddrx sugabezy

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    since i was told i need to give an expo here ya'll go
    jack was aight it wasn't flowing that well but he had passion and i was digging that aspect of his drop a few decent punches and some humor t'was alright the name flips were soft and i was only totally vibing when the beat dropped and when he switched up his flow to speed up - i wasn't feeling the public service announcement at the end tho

    the k3 - was kind of relaxed - i laughed a few times thru this one and k3 had good smooth flow and nice word play - he accually had personals which is always good

    this was a decent match with both emcee's giving a good show but its clear that one of them ended up more prepared than the other - one had more passion but anotha had more bars and this is about bars imo so i gotta give it to the bars and the flow and the personals
    MVGT: The K3
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  18. Syko Solja

    Syko Solja Syko Solja

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    K3: I like the beat selection, but that's about it. The Jack in the Box line was okay, I see what you went for but it sounded too generic.
    Jack: Beat was losing it for me but I mean between the 2 you got the W overall.
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  19. Rex Skully

    Rex Skully .......

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    Jack - good delivery but the flow and execution was shaky.. No lines that really stood out to me..

    K3 - delivery is not good but the odd flow worked for you.. Not a lot of great lines in your verse either..

    Vote - this was evenly matched.. Could easily go either way. My vote goes to Jack McCrack. Good luck to both of y'all.
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    RMCJoey TADC

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