Round 1: Hitman J vs. KooL La!d

Discussion in 'GRB - '13 Grand Royal Audio Battle' started by J o o k, Jul 29, 2013.

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Who won?

  1. Hitman

    2 vote(s)
    18.2%
  2. KooL La!d

    9 vote(s)
    81.8%
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  1. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    GRB - Grand Royal Audio Battle 2013 Rules - First Round


    $1,700.00 up for grab!


    - 1st Round Audios are DUE Monday Night August 5th at 11:59 pm EST.
    - Theme: up to 2-3+ Minutes must be about your opponent(s).
    - You must mention their BOARD name(s). Must be at least 2 minutes.
    - YOU MUST post using your board name that is registered to the match. Others will be DQ'ed.
    - NEW RULE: All participants must vote on at least six (6) other battles and post the links to the battles they voted on in their matches using ONE post to do so. If your links are not in by the time the battle closes for votes (Friday 11:59EST) then you will lose one vote for every link missing.
    - No Comments allowed on battle until both battlers have posted their battle songs. You can also post videos.
    - Aiming for votes or voting rings will not be tolerated. If my team catches wind of such you will be DQ'd without question.


    If you have any questions, comments or concerns, contact me immediately via PM or Email - Yelp001@gmail.com
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  2. Hitman J

    Hitman J lets get get get it....

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    I been super busy and dont have the equipment access I thought I would by this time so I just one tracked it on the iphone, hope that will be alright. Round 2 def will be recorded on the mic​
    lets get it​


    https://soundcloud.com/hitman-j


    Kool laids..finna get battle scars like lupe...
    Tryin to battle me is like puttin riff raff gainst wutang...
    its all in the suitcase, and i aint talkin clothes..
    hitman got the guns armor and ammo

    this guys justa nun... not fuckin none..
    gwap gettin none. apologize to your son...
    ...for bein a loser with no manuevers...
    smellin like manuerer... but you aint shit im sure..
    ..You just lucked up and nutted once in an ugly cunt..
    she popped up pregnant like what the hell have i done...

    .....they put dick on koolaid lips through the prison...
    but he wasnt scared straight.. still gay.. no tension...
    koolaid keeps a pack, all sweet... loves mixing...
    koolaid gets thes picture... could leave em pourin in the dishes..

    ...this the same shit... that got canibus chokin..
    Im talkin about the battle.....cause your damn sure aint dope man
    more like some scwag... more like pass..
    not the blunt ... thats what they say when they see your ass....

    make ka reverse with the ak........
    throwin salt i'll go nuts make my payday...make way...
    go and get some yogurt. go and get some culture...
    guess thats just the motion... if youre fake you dont know it...

    only thing blowin... is yo bitch then bitch then the trojans
    goin on my dick... leavin her all shakin and moanin...
    ill take it and ill own it... but i dont really want it...
    you fucked rap music up like when sanjay bought it....

    You look like neo, with the voice of leno..
    Im always off the chain... you stay in the kennell...
    if you aint get the memo.. and didnt know that your wack
    then your about delusional as a bitch sayin shes thick and not fat..

    how about that... I dont battle rap..
    but if a lame comes harder than me then i'll never come back
    go sit on a thumb tack.. for sayin self taught
    needa go back to schol......boy you failed all...

    you dont getta pass.. see me after class....
    puttin out shit so wack should be expelled from rap
    bum ass boy. clothes... look like been to hell and back.,..
    dumb ass boy... broke ass boy bet you failed at math..

    gay ass boy...coordinatin prolly got nails to match
    see the hoe in his face..i can tell a fag
    if you sent me your cd id mail it back..cracked....
    off the mic id whoop that ass real as that..
    but i dont start shit just statin facts...
    there aint a level that he can get me at..

    cause the differences is the discipline and way i look at dividends.
    listenin to many men sayin fuck em all lets get it in..

    you want it i got it like a local dope mane...
    you sayin you hot but you really cold plate...
    you aint about that beef... so you cant word shit like me..
    cause i know reality... you just heard of the streets..
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  3. KooL La!d

    KooL La!d iRock Cafe

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    Don't want to hit this with too much excuses but yea, renovations going down and I really had no good place to record, plus I'm a novice at Garage Band. Hope you enjoy.


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    Hitman J >>>


    So here's where champions clash, and warriors get their stripes
    Uh, Jook, you got someone for me in round 1, right?
    What? Hitman J? No one's down with you, dude
    Where his talent at? "he left it in 2002'!
    Heard your Renegade track, I couldn' t get with the pace
    Down Syndrome patients talk with more respectable grace
    Fuck a Hitman J! You'll happily play the victim
    I'll hire you, if the first thing you assassinate is your rhythm
    Wait, you did that already, your lyrics are garbage
    He'll be in round 2, shit every other round he's missing the target!
    but I digress, I wouldn't want a be him...
    Hell, he was only willing to show me 2 tracks on his PM!
    So, that says to me, any chance to get this win, Jack
    Is the same chance of a girl going down on that chin strap
    I? wow spectators and give them something to think about
    You? visit playgrounds at pre schools with your dinky out
    You fat-faced ball-cap wearing fag, what does that say about you?
    That Atlanta's fitted's the only thing Brave' about you
    Yeah, why's the pic of your eye trying wince?
    Matter fact, why does your eyes look like beat up vagina slits?
    And just when I thought your tracks are bad...
    You probably go out on a hot day, and wear sunglasses made out of maxi pads
    Ok, I'm sorry Hitman, I don't mean to get violent
    But there's something out there called a snare; will you please ride it?
    There's also something called a razor blade; will you please try it?
    Hell, i'll give up another 15 just so that you can buy it
    I understand dzk's your idol, but that's a lot a blubber, mate
    Dzk at first glance, a manatee at double take
    If you heard Hit-man, and nearly cried?
    Chances are, the last hope you have for Atlanta… is their Housewives
    Wow, 'lets get get get it' he says..
    Get what? "Uh, can you ask the question again"?
    How the crummy have fallen, you're never gonna make it, faggot
    Sonning you's routine, I'm a go and break the habit
    To be honest? i don't wanna war with you, Essay'
    there's a reason we ignored you for more than a decade!
    You're generic as fuck when your verse is wrote
    Only thing your good at is diluting a real Hitman's Google search results!
    Damage this fucker, he's an amateur puncher
    He Mayweather the storm, but Manny can't handle the thunder
    I battled Razzia in 09'; a heavy weighted drop, cuzzo
    You weigh the same as him... if 90 percent of him was not muscle
    Yup, chubby as fuck, a basement dweller, that's his address
    Couldn't find outside, without getting aide from map quest
    Shit, that's not the half of it... "You remember that one track he did in"…
    Yeah, nobody will start a line like that with him!
    Why? isn't it obvious? the guy's a faker
    they'd rather hear me expose you than your lines on a paper!
    and hell, while we're at it?
    I might as well tell ya smiling in your pictures makes you look like a faggot
    Not like you'd be any less if you didn't
    I'd probably catch an STD standing next to your image
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  4. Past-one

    Past-one ticking time bomb

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    both had dope beats

    kool laid was more easy on the ears

    both had some good lines\

    vote/kool laid
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  5. Hitman J

    Hitman J lets get get get it....

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    oh... i didnt realize this was a beat or mix battle tbh..

    thats what it is tho...
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  6. KooL La!d

    KooL La!d iRock Cafe

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    ^ rofl
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  7. Hitman J

    Hitman J lets get get get it....

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    lol damn kool laid you got me battlin myself people thinkin thats you and shit lmaooooo
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  8. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    I don't even know who won this lol.

    I'm going to have to listen tomorrow again.

    Good shit fellas.
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  9. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    NM had time to listen to both again tonight.

    kool laid, had the harder punches and better material. the areas i wasn't feeling is the presence and the flow was a bit choppy b.

    hitman could have easily won and i'm going to tell you why he didn't. he had the better voice and better flow.. but that shit just seemed rushed in areas and no delivery man... all flow though. punch game was not on hit either.

    I think if hitman had a chance to put in work he would make it to the semi's at least.

    vote - kool laid
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  10. Hitman J

    Hitman J lets get get get it....

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    thats what it is yea man its one take str8 off the iphone i was fixing to make it a hassle and go get a temp setup like 2-3 hrs b4 the deadline just to get it proper but then i got high
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  11. Free Lynx

    Free Lynx ®m legend Peter Parker

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    this one was close as fuk


    i thought both verses was goood, i was giving it to hitman, then the second half of kool aids shit won me over


    good shit tho by both mcs


    vote-kool aid
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  12. KooL La!d

    KooL La!d iRock Cafe

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    Yeah, well in all fairness, it was the same circumstance with me. I was grabbing my equipment out of packed boxes in a hassle to record for this thinking this was to be set up in mid August or something.
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  13. Syko Solja

    Syko Solja Syko Solja

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    Both came with it, I'm giving it to Kool due to his multis.
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  14. ENGengENG

    ENGengENG victim of power issues

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    tough one

    hitman j sounds dope kinda reminds me of T.I

    came a long way since the last time i heard him

    don't think the lines were there tho..

    i think kool laid edged this by a hair..
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  15. g.t.

    g.t. RM Radio Host

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    vote - koollaid

    more creativity. better lines. more direct shots.
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  16. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    Hitman-you was riding at times but simetimes you wre rushing. That scared straight line made me lol

    Kool-you some good lines ya flow was choppy at times.

    VOTE-Kool

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  17. KooL La!d

    KooL La!d iRock Cafe

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  18. xddrx

    xddrx sugabezy

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    i voted for kool laid
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  19. Hitman J

    Hitman J lets get get get it....

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    Fuck all yall bitches lmao

    jk thats what it is though
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  20. Mr. Xavier

    Mr. Xavier New Member

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    voted kool laid.
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