Round 1 - BEEF MATCH: Bonnie B vs. DZK

Discussion in 'GRB - '13 Grand Royal Audio Battle' started by J o o k, Jul 29, 2013.

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Who won?

  1. Bonnie B

    3 vote(s)
    9.7%
  2. DZK

    28 vote(s)
    90.3%
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  1. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    GRB - Grand Royal Audio Battle 2013 Rules - First Round


    $1,700.00 up for grab!


    - 1st Round Audios are DUE Monday Night August 5th at 11:59 pm EST.
    - Theme: up to 2-3+ Minutes must be about your opponent(s).
    - You must mention their BOARD name(s). Must be at least 2 minutes.
    - YOU MUST post using your board name that is registered to the match. Others will be DQ'ed.
    - NEW RULE: All participants must vote on at least six (6) other battles and post the links to the battles they voted on in their matches using ONE post to do so. If your links are not in by the time the battle closes for votes (Friday 11:59EST) then you will lose one vote for every link missing.
    - No Comments allowed on battle until both battlers have posted their battle songs. You can also post videos.
    - Aiming for votes or voting rings will not be tolerated. If my team catches wind of such you will be DQ'd without question.


    If you have any questions, comments or concerns, contact me immediately via PM or Email - Yelp001@gmail.com
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  2. Bonnie B

    Bonnie B Friday's Child

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    https://soundcloud.com/bonnie-bathory


    You're soft, I aint ever seen you bang hate
    I call my boys & get this bitch touched call it gang rape
    You aged fatter but you ain't gained way
    I slang weight, & rock old bags til they cane break
    Fuck this King of Cuts, I'm ace so you get this spade play
    this DZK gonna be DOA,
    In this game, be Eazy with them AIDs, I'm sayin
    Keep your clique off your dick while you decay
    But he bake that
    cake cake cake cake
    and put his name on em!
    He on that pop chart diet, he ain't gettin on it
    I'll eat this pop tart hot going super saiyan on him

    I can't believe you're still rappin at 34
    like your AIM career can afford 14 more years of ignore
    I'll Lynch this horror core dork with these dark chords
    I thrive on gore
    like I'm Bathory, B, battling me wins a Darwin Award

    If this fat ass wanna get wasted, well I got that
    I'll pop the latch on my hatchback, load &
    blow that, serve him hashtag, #toetag
    This fag, seeking Hibernation when I cut tracks
    And inject black culture in this pussy, no BBD mag
    You about as dope as seedy schwag, & so GRB needy
    Cuz your hustle ain't stayin alive like you're a Bee Gee
    Lookin at your pics I see the same hoe that had you
    Fuck a Goonie, I'm a goon with a honey badger attitude
    I don't give a fuck & especially not to you
    If you trainin ya crew to choke boo, I'll teach em a thing or two
    I got historical throat, hold them horrible jokes
    Cuz we laughin that you own a label and you're still fuckin broke
    When the sun comes out tomorrow, your reps still hard knocks
    cuz you're a firecrotch & your clutch rapper pulled a warbux
    I ain't seen DZK pushing heat on a street like ever
    This MP3 emcee must got like the softest feet ever
    And this girl rocks that “stop that mom swag”
    that make this soft man fall back & talk back never
    Thats why I called out this lame, he gushing weak game
    & Damn, I feel like a dyke the way that pussy came
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  3. DZK

    DZK DZKonline.net

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    I can't hear shit. I have a cold and I've been sneezing so much that it feels like my head is stuck in a box. So, I may update this file with a different mix at some point. This mix may be retarded. If it sounds stupid, use headphones. My apologies.

    [soundcloud] https://soundcloud.com/dzk


    Lyrics:

    I just loaded up your picture, oh my my
    weird, I'm seeing clear like a four-eyed guy
    and the more I try, I realize, you're more my size
    Bonnie? REALLY? nah, she more like Clyde

    better yet, like a Clydesdale, we don't wanna ride [FAIL]
    vag wide-open, her thigh got a side-rail
    leading you inside there -- [[it's haunted]]
    by a gay phantom that feeds on her tampons [chompin']

    I'm a monster with a conscience, look...
    I won't mention how your boyfriend beat you... whoops
    ...I won't mention how he cheated too... [damn, again!]
    I won't say that he gave you a child and abandoned him

    damn it, look, I will not mention... that between your rapping and him...
    ...I'm still a bigger fan of his
    I'll be silent like a mannequin, I promise
    I won't mention you don't even know if he's the father

    Mellybear, taking selfies on her celly there
    looking healthy, too much peanut butter and jelly, dear
    sucking in ya belly looking hella weird, fuck you!
    calling ME fat in your diss? with that gut, boo?

    hell naw, she post before mine...
    bitch, you said the word "cake" forty five times
    so, it's pretty clear, what you got on your mind
    and it's pretty clear, that you write your own lines

    soon as you open your mouth, then you should to know to stop
    put that fucking mic down, chick, stick to holding cocks
    this soda pop lonely twat need some photoshop
    somebody take the food out this "Bear's" mouth like Goldilocks

    to keep her off the stove-top, you'd need Mirko Cro Cop
    with no socks, forming a road-block as he throws shots
    this chicks lips are so thin..
    she need a fuckin ten pound injection of botox to blow cocks

    so... Bonnie Bathory asked to get matched with me?
    did anybody tell her -- the smell of pussy is like crack to me?
    what the fuck you have to be, smoking, to casually
    approach your majesty's throne and poke him? are you joking?

    off with this bitches head, and onto the ground with it
    off with this bitches head... all sixty five pounds of it
    I find it funny that your name has "bath" in it
    when if you took a bath, it would look like you took a crap in it
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  4. g.t.

    g.t. RM Radio Host

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    Damn @DZK you sound like you aged thirty seven years since your last battle. that cold must be like aids had a fire baby named scabies in your throat. plus Nyquil.

    Bonnie - i'll say this. you really rode the fuck out, like a g. You impressed me. Dz got this, my vote is dzk because his lines were more clever and he's more the polished rapper but damn. You did your thing beyond

    respekk.
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  5. Free Lynx

    Free Lynx ®m legend Peter Parker

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    I guess I can vote now...

    bONNIE I LOVE U BABE... its cool to hear you again n shit so dont hate me for my vote


    DZK just got it over all with a more fluid delivery and stronger bars

    vote-dzk
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  6. KooL La!d

    KooL La!d iRock Cafe

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    Vote dzk


    didn't really notice the cold, tbh. Voice sounds more deeper than usual, but whatever..


    anyways, cool tracks on both sides... dzk was obviously the much more polished person here. Disses were more creatively structured and witty. Jabs were funny. Style more impacting overall... Bonnie, good effort. Your disses were OK, was feeling a few stuff here and there, hot and cold type of thing. Delivery was strong, flow's alright... hit some rough patches, material was good for what it was... just didn't see it on a level that dzk brought.
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  7. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    Bonnie-impressed me really. I wasn't exspecting that. You had some pretty good word play. Flow was ok. I respect you for showing up real shit.

    DZK-funniest verse I've heard so far. You worked through that cold well. Flow was killing it. Thay bain shit at the end floored me. You went for the throat too on the personals

    VOTE-DZK

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  8. Sin Skywalker

    Sin Skywalker #184 Gladiator.

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    Bonnie was a G and did her thing. Some decent personals and she can ride a beat, tbh. Flow was cool.

    But DZK is just a monster. Going in with them personals and being creative with the "I won't mention" - The "cake" rebuttal. The whole shit was just clever. Funny. Polished. Flow is sick. DZK got that pretty cearly, IMO.
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  9. niboswald

    niboswald Paradoxymoron

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    Bonnie B - audio quality was a shame as it made otherwise solid flow and attitude suffer. Solid drop and will definitely be checking out some of your other stuff. Brought the heat in this one, props on some dope punches.

    Fave lines:
    I can't believe you're still rappin at 34
    like your AIM career can afford 14 more years of ignore

    Thats why I called out this lame, he gushing weak game

    & Damn, I feel like a dyke the way that pussy came

    DZK - hahaha I was chortling from the get go. Great sardonic patronising tone in your personals, killer rhyme schemes throughout and a hilarious outro.

    the more I try, I realize, you're more my size
    Bonnie? REALLY? nah, she more like Clyde

    Mellybear, taking selfies on her celly there

    looking healthy, too much peanut butter and jelly, dear
    sucking in ya belly looking hella weird, fuck you!
    calling ME fat in your diss? with that gut, boo?

    this soda pop lonely twat need some photoshop
    somebody take the food out this "Bear's" mouth like Goldilocks

    VOTE: DZK
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  10. Past-one

    Past-one ticking time bomb

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    dzk went in like a mad man nuts !!respect to both emmces i just think dzk took this by alot
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  11. Taiyamo Denku

    Taiyamo Denku W.A.S.T.E.L.A.N.D.S.

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    Respect to Bonnie for doing her thang but DZK is probably one of the best in this tourney and he came nice ..... plus I always felt it was easy to battle a girl and he had hard lines ..... Resect to both but ...

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  12. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    got historical throat, hold them horrible jokes
    Cuz we laughin that you own a label and you're still fuckin broke

    ^Damn at this line. Any chick who says she has historical throat should have the opportunity to show me.

    Please hit me when you come back to the west coast.

    No on with the battle:

    Bonnie, you were surprisingly dope imo. I liked a lot of your lines tbh. I felt like midway through you lost mic quality or something, I can't call it. But overall pretty awesome drop!

    DZK did his thing. For what it's worth, the flow, delivery, punches were online but the personals sealed it undoubtedly.

    Dope battle.

    Vote - D Z K
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  13. Maria.

    Maria. ****************************

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    I'm not voting on this but huge respect for Bonnie.
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  14. IvoryTheFam

    IvoryTheFam Member

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    LoL. DZK I vote DZK but Bonnie is nice! Crazy mix game too.. Distortion technique is sick futuristic .. I can see Bonnie making dope tracks.
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  15. Duane Jackson

    Duane Jackson Active Member

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    Respect to the female reppin, I dig it, wish someone would've mixed for you though
    DZK held it down, i fuck with the structure of the celly there scheme and the bonnie? no shes more like clyde line
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  16. Bonnie B

    Bonnie B Friday's Child

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    thanks yall... email record deals to bbdesignco@gmail.com... a vulgar white chick with long blonde hair who raps with distortion and rides a motorcycle, everybody wins there im sure
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  17. SpoonFull

    SpoonFull Lovely

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    I actually REALLY like Bonnie B. Gender aside, it isn't very often that I find a style that is VERY unique and actually works. I feel like Bonnie falls into that category. It was a really dope track. DZK is obviously ridiculously polished and particularly hungry here. I have to go with DZ insofar as an overall better track in this particular context. However, I would most definitely want to hear more Bonnie B tracks. Well done, ladies and gentlemen.
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  18. PicholasNaugam

    PicholasNaugam Active Member

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    Bonnie B , props but this goes to DZ.
    Funny ass verse, I was dying.
    good shit to both emcees

    vote dzk
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  19. double ML

    double ML plekz = wannabe thought police

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    bonnie had some hot lines, and probably would have beat most other MCs in round one, but dzk is dzk :rio:

    meaning, his flow and mic presence are dope as fuck. plus he got lyrics.
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  20. MC propaganda

    MC propaganda Well-Known Member

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    Gotta give this one to DZK for many of the same reasons the others are pointing out.

    The fact Bonnie had the balls to go right for the top tier is impressive. Especially putting out an audio that would likely beat a majority of people from the first round. A little polishing up on the mixing and fine tuning and she'll be golden.
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