riding a bike while drunk

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  1. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    Im doing homework COPS is on in the background, dude gets pulled over riding a bicycle in a residential neigborhood, he looked sober, but they smelled booze on him.

    hahaha they made him do a sobriety test and everything like a highway checkstop and he blew over the legal limit.

    They arrested and charged him with riding a bicycle while drunk lol
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  2. HYPNOTIK

    HYPNOTIK Fully Loaded

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    I got stopped walking down the alley by my house years back.

    It was like 3 am and me and some friends are piss drunk.

    The plan was to walk about 6 blocks to go to dennys and get waffles.

    6 steps out my gate cops pull up.

    Like kumar jay walking on that white castle movie.

    I explained what i was trying to do.

    He told me to walk my ass up to the gas station up the street, and grab my self something to eat and get back home.

    Lmaoo
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  3. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    Haven't tried this yet, but drunk wheelies sound like a blast.
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  4. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    what? wait a second.... its just something that happens, how have you never been on a bike drunk?

    shit as a kid before i could drive thats how i got around, on a bike. And wed drink... so it happened that we were drunk on bikes...

    but hell i never knew it was a crime like drunk driving was though
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  5. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    if you're on anything mobile you can get a dui. horse, wheelchair, chair on wheels, bike, skateboard, anything.
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  6. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    yeah, never knew that. Well i never thought about it.

    but the episode had these cops talking down to this dude like he was scum for even thinking it was a good idea

    i guess i was more surprised at how the police tried to make it seem like this big serious crime and it was really just silly and they basically harassed this poor dude and then arrested him. I dont think he was even bothering anyone. I didnt see it all but it looked like to me they just saw him riding his bike and didnt like the way he was pedaling
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  7. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    Bitch got a DUI ridin my dick
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  8. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    ahaha twamps
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