Rhythmatician vs Phatkid

Discussion in 'Emcee Battle Area' started by Rhythmatician, Jun 22, 2004.

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  1. Rhythmatician

    Rhythmatician Got Rhythm?

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    10-20 lines
    first to 5 wins
    3-0 TkO
    no D/R, no crew votes

    due today ASAP, check in first then post.1
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  2. Out of Site

    Out of Site New Member

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    i got u next rhythm..just to show estab u were a bad pickup
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  3. Rhythmatician

    Rhythmatician Got Rhythm?

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    i dont battle i am only tryin this out, but how about a topical, i need to work on that, if you know how, so if you wanna topical set it up but dont clog this thread
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  4. Rhythmatician

    Rhythmatician Got Rhythm?

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    have you seen this phatkid? when you check in i will start typing
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  5. phatkid

    phatkid New Member

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  6. Rhythmatician

    Rhythmatician Got Rhythm?

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    checkin in, keying in NOW!!!
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  7. phatkid

    phatkid New Member

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    all done
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  8. phatkid

    phatkid New Member

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    Everyone should check out Rythmatician, give him a listen… and then diss him
    His shit isn’t hittin, and in addition, hes got as much rhythm as a mute musician //
    You couldn’t win this if you posted all the votes submitted
    Shit, you’re probably going to, you just wont admit it//
    I’ll do algebra while I’m dancin with his women
    Just to prove I’m better at what he does then him//
    Ask overhead, he knows the deal,
    You were a bad pickup, like a truck with no wheels//
    I cant believe Establishment is havin this ass added to there cabinet
    It’s phatkid, the bad-ass-text-antagonist, whenever he raps, the damages is maximum//
    You can not win this………….
    It’s like you were going against the globetrotters, cause this battle’s scripted//
    With cryptic twists, I rip into Rythmatician
    I don’t need a weapon, I’ll use your wackness as semi-automatic-ammunition//
    I’m limited edition and mint condition
    One of a kind, unlike this kid that’s a dime a dozen, like any cat that doesn’t dig him//
    I’m a cross between a banana peel and an acid strip… guaranteed to leave ya trippin
    You’re rhyme’s such a boatload of crap, it orders shit in shipments //
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  9. Rhythmatician

    Rhythmatician Got Rhythm?

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    Phatkid personally you’re a rapper without a function
    Eat mc’s? maybe if they were roasted alive at your own personal luncheon/
    And if you ever had a title, you should try and win it back
    But you cant step into a cipher without wearin yo 5 minute abs
    And everyone gets a laugh when you claim to be the "Pretty Hot" fat/
    But your really not that…… cus theres no such thing
    If your stomach didn’t rub chest, you’d probably try to duck me
    And if you ever found your penis you’d probably try to fuck me/
    Cus at the rate that you praise your name, we know you aint been laid
    You aint even had a chance to masturbate, cus your dicks lost in a leg/
    If you had a prostitute with all expenses paid,
    She’s probably say “Okay? Now how do you plan to penetrate?”/
    So you take Viagra….. in hope to grow hard,
    But the bitch couldn’t unwedge your dick with a fuckin crow bar!!!

    **This verse may be played, but I don’t really battle often**
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  10. phatkid

    phatkid New Member

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    I think you mean "preety hot and tempting"..not "preety hot and fat"
    and yeah its played, but so is almost everything by now
    good battle, uppin for votes
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  11. *uLTiMaTe*

    *uLTiMaTe* Got Beats?

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    vote:
    rhythmatician....
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  12. Rhythmatician

    Rhythmatician Got Rhythm?

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  13. ..ThundaH..

    ..ThundaH.. ..Reign Wright..

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    ..Not feeling neither onE..
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  14. lyrics757

    lyrics757 New Member

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    My vote goes to PhatKid although both verses were good His verse was better
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  15. phatkid

    phatkid New Member

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    1-1 uppin
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  16. phatkid

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    by the way, hilarious stuff Rhythm
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  17. Rhythmatician

    Rhythmatician Got Rhythm?

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    He only has 3 posts come on for real? i think he is way to new to even count so i think it should still be 1-0, am i right? if i would have gotten a vote like that you wouldnt have counted it.
    soooooo 1-0 or 1-1? your call.
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  18. phatkid

    phatkid New Member

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    in the rbl or rstl I'd say dont count it, but in here I usualy count all votes unless its stated ahead of time that we're only counting votes with explenations or whatnot
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  19. speak easy

    speak easy Tits dont hop they bounce

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    my vote goes to rhythm i liked how his shit was like a little story and a diss by the way funny also

    good job from both though
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  20. phatkid

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