Discussion in 'Emcee Battle Area' started by Rhythmatician, Jun 22, 2004.
first to 5 wins
no D/R, no crew votes
due today ASAP, check in first then post.1
i got u next rhythm..just to show estab u were a bad pickup
i dont battle i am only tryin this out, but how about a topical, i need to work on that, if you know how, so if you wanna topical set it up but dont clog this thread
have you seen this phatkid? when you check in i will start typing
checkin in, keying in NOW!!!
Everyone should check out Rythmatician, give him a listen… and then diss him
His shit isn’t hittin, and in addition, hes got as much rhythm as a mute musician //
You couldn’t win this if you posted all the votes submitted
Shit, you’re probably going to, you just wont admit it//
I’ll do algebra while I’m dancin with his women
Just to prove I’m better at what he does then him//
Ask overhead, he knows the deal,
You were a bad pickup, like a truck with no wheels//
I cant believe Establishment is havin this ass added to there cabinet
It’s phatkid, the bad-ass-text-antagonist, whenever he raps, the damages is maximum//
You can not win this………….
It’s like you were going against the globetrotters, cause this battle’s scripted//
With cryptic twists, I rip into Rythmatician
I don’t need a weapon, I’ll use your wackness as semi-automatic-ammunition//
I’m limited edition and mint condition
One of a kind, unlike this kid that’s a dime a dozen, like any cat that doesn’t dig him//
I’m a cross between a banana peel and an acid strip… guaranteed to leave ya trippin
You’re rhyme’s such a boatload of crap, it orders shit in shipments //
Phatkid personally you’re a rapper without a function
Eat mc’s? maybe if they were roasted alive at your own personal luncheon/
And if you ever had a title, you should try and win it back
But you cant step into a cipher without wearin yo 5 minute abs
And everyone gets a laugh when you claim to be the "Pretty Hot" fat/
But your really not that…… cus theres no such thing
If your stomach didn’t rub chest, you’d probably try to duck me
And if you ever found your penis you’d probably try to fuck me/
Cus at the rate that you praise your name, we know you aint been laid
You aint even had a chance to masturbate, cus your dicks lost in a leg/
If you had a prostitute with all expenses paid,
She’s probably say “Okay? Now how do you plan to penetrate?”/
So you take Viagra….. in hope to grow hard,
But the bitch couldn’t unwedge your dick with a fuckin crow bar!!!
**This verse may be played, but I don’t really battle often**
I think you mean "preety hot and tempting"..not "preety hot and fat"
and yeah its played, but so is almost everything by now
good battle, uppin for votes
..Not feeling neither onE..
My vote goes to PhatKid although both verses were good His verse was better
by the way, hilarious stuff Rhythm
He only has 3 posts come on for real? i think he is way to new to even count so i think it should still be 1-0, am i right? if i would have gotten a vote like that you wouldnt have counted it.
soooooo 1-0 or 1-1? your call.
in the rbl or rstl I'd say dont count it, but in here I usualy count all votes unless its stated ahead of time that we're only counting votes with explenations or whatnot
my vote goes to rhythm i liked how his shit was like a little story and a diss by the way funny also
good job from both though
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