Rhyming Like EMINEM No doubt got tims I’m out on a limb got a Mercedes because I’m slim shady not

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  1. bagglad

    bagglad Member

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    Rhyming Like EMINEM


    No doubt got tims I’m out on a limb got a Mercedes

    because I’m slim shady not from the ghetto ladies

    but can’t let go, this HIPHOP is crazy got babies

    from playing around but now staying my ground

    laying down having sex grabbing the next town

    chick, got class and pride ready to cast aside my real

    feeling by revealing my rap skills all ready to squeal

    bloody murder, smack clown if they don’t back down

    form battle it’s dumb to rattle that you can’t beat and frown

    when you can’t win this stuff smooth and dope make many

    lose hope of escaping, just because I flow with vowels plenty

    wanna throw in the towel oh this stuff will move your bowels

    have the toilet tissue ready a porter potty not enough some howls

    like like wolfman jack on radio even Plato would be puzzle after

    seeing this, my slang come in riddle but ready to hang up the master

    fiddle and call it quits all the parts fit have to start wit a new career

    and a true frontier like DAVY CROCKETTE did need gravy sincere

    in my pocket before I and drop it like its hot made myself very clear

    leaving cats high and dry with thifie I try be a good guy but it’s hard

    to be humble and see a life crumbe before my eyes my road tainted

    scarred so I pet my Saint Bernard but who let the dogs out? Fainted

    over this matter, eating a fat Hershey and now at the mercy of chocolate

    with plans great now in the hands of fate can’t anticipate the time for rocket

    lift off
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  2. MrFlux001

    MrFlux001 Member

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    So you're still writing about having sex in a running sentence. Nothing changed, then.
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  3. bagglad

    bagglad Member

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    hey mr fluke nothing about having sex in here go ahead and admit that all you will read HA! HA! HA!
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  4. MrFlux001

    MrFlux001 Member

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    "laying down having sex grabbing the next town chick"
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  5. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    lol @ rhyming like Eminem
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