Really Bad Gimmick and Angles

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  1. Macabre

    Macabre via Fatality

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    Name some, here's a few from wrestlecrap.

    Beaver Cleavage: A hyper sexual take on the TV classic Leave it To Beaver. Well, someone thought it was a good idea. (Not me.)

    Blu Twins: The Harris twins in the third of 713 failed personas.

    The Godwinns: Henry O. Godwinn (HOG) and Phinneaous I. Godwinn (PIG), evil hog farmers. Shoot me now.

    Hawk Commits Suicide: Road Warrior Hawk becomes a drug addict thanks to LOD newcomer Puke. Hawk decides that life just ain't worth living and climbs the Titantron to throw himself off. Yikes.

    The Machines: Andre the Giant puts on a hood and becomes the Giant Machine, and no one can figure out who he is. And um...yeah.
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    NinoBrowN15 the 100 million man

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    UMMMMMMMMMMM The Body Donnas
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  3. Toucan_Sam1

    Toucan_Sam1 aka 2can Shakur

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    every WWE gimmick besides Stone Cold 97 and The Rock 98-2000
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  4. McCizoy

    McCizoy Retired

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    -The whole NWO angle in WWE. They fucked that up even worse than WCW did at the end.

    -Mae Young giving birth to a hand.

    -Kaentai about to chop off Val Venis' dick ("I choppy choppy your pee-pee") [funny]

    I'll be back with more as they come to me...
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  5. UnbrokeN

    UnbrokeN Well-Known Member

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    Bastion Booger

    if you want to know what i mean just google some of his pics...
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  6. blaquest

    blaquest Yodel At Me

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    when boss man ate al snows dog

    al snows life was a joke
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  7. abztrakt

    abztrakt the impossible cool.

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    Katie Vick
    Mr. America and his one-legged friend
    Al Wilson
    Hacksaw Jim Duggan finding the TV title in the garbage and deciding to defend it
    anything involving the NWO B-Team
    Mark Henry and Mae Young
    Mark Henry and Sammy the Tranny
    Mark Henry's "amazing feats of strength"
    Billy and Chuck's fake wedding
    The Misfits in Action, especially Booker becoming G.I. Bro
    Judy Bagwell
    Mike Awesome, that '70s guy
    Mike Awesome, fat chick thriller
    Billionaire Ted, the Nacho Man and the Huckster
    Mantaur
    Berzerker
    Repo Man (j/k, best gimmick ever!)
    Harvey Wippleman as Hervina or whatever winning the Women's title
    Jaqueline winning the Cruiserweight title
    Madusa winning the Cruiserweight title
    Ed "Oklahoma" Ferrara winning the Cruiserweight title
    Al Snow vs. Bossman in the "Kennel from Hell"
    Vince McMahon winning the Rumble
    Vince McMahon winning the WWF Championship
    Vince Russo winning the WCW Championship
    David Arquette winning the WCW Championship
    Cactus Jack "Lost in Cleveland"
    The Gobbledygoo ker (of course)
    Oz
    Dr. Isaac Yankem, DDS
    Skinner
    Duke "the Dumpster" Droese
    The Goon
    Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz
    Steven Regal, the "Real Man's Man"
    Evad Sullivan
    Ultimate Warrior's return in WCW
    Roddy Piper locking himself up in Alcatraz

    I was tempted look up some more, but I decided to just list as many as I could off the top of my head (and I'm sure if I thought hard enough, I could come up with more). And I don't know if the really really bad promo videos WCW used in the early '90s count as "gimmicks" or "angles", but they did have one-eyed midgets, Sid in flip-flops blowing up a boat (I think it was a boat, anyway), and Vader's WHITE CASTLE OF FEAR.
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  8. M-theory

    M-theory Saint Esprit

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    The Shockmaster
    American Males
    JBL dressing up as Kenzo Suzuki
    Steve "Mongo" McMichael joining the 4 Horsemen
    Man Mountain Rock vs. Skip
    Judge McMahon
    Edge vs. Matt Hardy - I'm sure it looked good on paper, but they dropped the ball

    And I gotta tend to disgree with you on some of that abztrakt... but specifically on Vader's WHITE CASTLE OF FEAR... haha... I remember that being used as the preview for one of WCW's paper-views (I'm sure it was Starrcade) for the strap match... I would watch that preview whenever I had the priviledge during that month... I was hooked...
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  9. M-theory

    M-theory Saint Esprit

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    Red Rooster - I don't know... my sister liked him
    Terry Taylor - Terry Taylor played a gimmick for all of what, maybe 3 months, and to this day people still know him better as the Red Rooster
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  10. Nam Dekan

    Nam Dekan i got a tip in my pocket

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    abz you are insane

    Misfits In Action was the greatest stable ever, even NWO paled in comparison

    Chavo, Hugh Morrus, Lash LeRoux, The Wall, Booker, Major Gunns
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  11. abztrakt

    abztrakt the impossible cool.

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    Mentos, Mongo was the greatest Horseman of all time! The only reason he wasn't a member longer was because Flair was obviously jealous of his charisma and skill.

    Abs, how could you forget Van Hammer? He was probably the greatest talent WCW has ever seen. And I believe you meant Lieutenant Loco, General Rection, Corporal Cajun, Seargant AWOL, G.I. Bro and Major Gunns. And, of course, Major Stash. He was supposed to be Private Stash, but he was afraid that people would think less of him because he was the lowest "ranked" member of the group. Seriously.
    And the Misfits in Action couldn't compare to the awesomeness of the Oddities. John "Earthquake" Tenta and Kurrgan in the same stable are unstoppable.
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  12. UnbrokeN

    UnbrokeN Well-Known Member

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    Lmao booker was GI Bro

    hahahahaha...
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  13. Nam Dekan

    Nam Dekan i got a tip in my pocket

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    Misfits In Action need to return..



    WWE already has Booker, Chavo and Hugh Morrus under contract..

    all they need to do is sign Lash Leroux and Major Gunns

    The Wall is dead, so they could replace him with Tomko
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  14. Macabre

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    lol, I forgot all about GI Bro until now.
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    TEDDY LONG & JOHNNY B. BADD AKA MARC MERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Nam Dekan i got a tip in my pocket

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    looks like Little Richard
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  17. UnbrokeN

    UnbrokeN Well-Known Member

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    omg Johny b Badd was the fucking shit.
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    R3flex Smackin Ya Manses

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    damn marie & tori's dad
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  19. Macabre

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    lol, al wilson.

    vince fucking every diva.
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  20. Banned Name

    Banned Name Rebel From The Waist Down

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    sable v. 1,2,3,4 and 5
    the boogeyman

    the brood
    ken shamrock
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