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  1. KOzS

    KOzS .Juster

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    I'll designate you a Pokemon friend.
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  2. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    Alright.
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  3. KOzS

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    Venudrill, the Are-You-Freaking-Kidding-Me Pokemon.

    As the flower on its back has evolved into a gross pair of freakish wings, Venudrill no longer feels pretty. This loss of its one attractive quality drives it into a deep sense of self-loathing and shame which is only cured by devouring supermodels, wealthy politicians, and anyone who's ever been on the Disney channel.
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  4. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    Menacing.

    Any reason?
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  5. Sly Mr Jimmy

    Sly Mr Jimmy brrrhrrrhrrrhrrr

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    brrrrhrrrrhrrrrhrrrr its jimmys turn
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  6. KOzS

    KOzS .Juster

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    I looked them over, and that one seemed to best fit. Going on pure instinct.
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  7. KOzS

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    Womp
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  8. Sly Mr Jimmy

    Sly Mr Jimmy brrrhrrrhrrrhrrr

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    brrrrhrrrrhrrrrhrrrr.... BRRRRHRRRRHRRRRHRRRR where are the naked men hrrrrhrrrrhrrrrhrrrrrr this is too queer for here too gay to stay too fruity to be truthy
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  9. L u c y

    L u c y (Administrator) SWERVE

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  10. KOzS

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    Magnetoise, the Theres-no-way-this-is-a-pokemon Pokemon.

    Bound by unholy magicks, this pokemon defies both science and general reason. The third, fourth, and fifth eyes on its body allow it to see into the future and accurately predict the outcomes of sporting events. It enjoys taking long baths. In blood.

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  11. billy nomates.

    billy nomates. rain cancels play.

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    pick me. don't pick lang. pick me. we're friends pick me.
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    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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  13. KOzS

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    Looks like only a few have descriptions.

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  14. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    Curious.
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  15. KOzS

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    Oh shit.
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  16. J Keeper

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    ^That is fucking awesome.

    Rock me Amadeus.
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  17. KOzS

    KOzS .Juster

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    Charchamp, the Holy-Balls-I’m-Going-To-Die pokemon

    This pokemon came straight out of hell. It is known to burn villages, decimate armies, and drown small children. The devil himself weeps when it sings its doomsong.
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  18. Sly Mr Jimmy

    Sly Mr Jimmy brrrhrrrhrrrhrrr

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    brrrhrrrrhrrrrhrrr his favorite pokemon is mens underwear eels
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  19. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    Holy tits.
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  20. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    cue sly jimmy posting something retarded
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