Discussion in 'The Alley' started by KOzS, Aug 31, 2013.
I'll designate you a Pokemon friend.
Venudrill, the Are-You-Freaking-Kidding-Me Pokemon.
As the flower on its back has evolved into a gross pair of freakish wings, Venudrill no longer feels pretty. This loss of its one attractive quality drives it into a deep sense of self-loathing and shame which is only cured by devouring supermodels, wealthy politicians, and anyone who's ever been on the Disney channel.
brrrrhrrrrhrrrrhrrrr its jimmys turn
I looked them over, and that one seemed to best fit. Going on pure instinct.
brrrrhrrrrhrrrrhrrrr.... BRRRRHRRRRHRRRRHRRRR where are the naked men hrrrrhrrrrhrrrrhrrrrrr this is too queer for here too gay to stay too fruity to be truthy
Magnetoise, the Theres-no-way-this-is-a-pokemon Pokemon.
Bound by unholy magicks, this pokemon defies both science and general reason. The third, fourth, and fifth eyes on its body allow it to see into the future and accurately predict the outcomes of sporting events. It enjoys taking long baths. In blood.
pick me. don't pick lang. pick me. we're friends pick me.
Looks like only a few have descriptions.
^That is fucking awesome.
Rock me Amadeus.
Charchamp, the Holy-Balls-I’m-Going-To-Die pokemon
This pokemon came straight out of hell. It is known to burn villages, decimate armies, and drown small children. The devil himself weeps when it sings its doomsong.
brrrhrrrrhrrrrhrrr his favorite pokemon is mens underwear eels
cue sly jimmy posting something retarded
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