Rd. 3 Messiah vs ~Matty P~

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  1. Plekz

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    GRB - Grand Royal Audio Battle 2008 Rules - First Round

    - 3rd Round Audios are DUE Tuesday Night January 27th at 11.59 pm cst.
    - Theme: up to 2-3+ Minutes must be about your opponent(s)
    - You must mention their BOARD name(s). Must be atleast 2 minutes.
    - If audio is not two minutes, you must contest it if you want a DQ.
    - One mp3 File Must Be posted Tuesday Night January 27th at 11.59 pm cst.- We will not store any audio files.
    - YOU MUST post using your board name that is registered to the match. Others will be DQ'ed.
    - Voting links will be posted and votes will be shown.
    - No Comments allowed on battle post until voting links are posted.
    - You Can post videos & pics
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  2. ~Matty P~

    ~Matty P~ Whats Good Son?

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    Only info i could get outta people was that his wife was fat...i guess cuz i dont speak to many people on here..and i know omen has beef with him, but because i wouldnt give him my name for this battle, he wouldnt give me any info...:screwy:

    G'luck Messiah

    SoundClick artist: P Digga Productions - page with MP3 music downloads


    If you wanna get some money in this economy
    man your probably better off takin your game to monopoly..
    Round three your tryina steal my property?
    im honestly comin hard, and you have yet to rhyme properly

    So while your makin videos your battlin wit
    im makin videos of top models strattelin the dick
    cuz ima pimp and i still couldnt sell your girly on the strip
    she look like the goodyear blimp...

    and if she ride you bet you walk wit a limp
    n crush ya dick so ya shit look like my outback shrimp..
    i bet she workin at blimpies c'mon bitch please
    heard her legs spread quicker than chung li's

    yo my flow is greater..your power as a moderator
    got me stoopin to a lower level like an elevator
    i expose that ima hater...ill take it to a street fight
    you wouldnt be saved by the bell like A C slater

    im takin you outta this game like barry bonds
    cuz my words hit you harder than DZK's bong
    and you know its on...you aint slicker than the fonz
    and your videos are straight asshole like a thong

    c'mon messiah..yo your flatter than a tire
    neva put my balls between ya girls legs like isaiah rider..
    your flows a M-E-S-S...I-A-H
    givin you a big L and i aint diggin in the crates

    man im wrippin thru the states, ya you been around
    you'll neva go down in history like the celtic greats
    bring a gun to the fight, you'll neva make matty pee
    got more bars than AT&T...
    yo its different for this MP3..
    cuz my talk times free like chinese tea

    anybody actin hard as shit...P demolishes
    im cleanin all the pussys out..rap gynechologist
    and my words will hitchu deeper than a forest is
    to me, this battles recess im playin witchu kids..

    but i aint playin witchu kid when im tellin you your lame
    your a veteran whos been around longer than mccain
    and your rhyme the same, sucked in '03 hata
    still havent gotten better six years lata?...

    i aint a faker...
    someone really tell me that this kid was worth eleven 1 dolla pieces of paper
    my flows togetha like a stapler
    your style is a mess-iah...
    my games together like the lakers

    you didnt play your cards right man
    your like mcnabb faggot
    whos next?
    round 4 dog ill take a stab at it...
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  3. Messiah

    Messiah Guest

    I'll post up the video and the audio together


    Video:

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    Audio:

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    zSHARE - GRB Week 3 vs Matty P.mp3

    Lyrics:

    I'm gettin kinda tired of these no names steppin in the ring

    here's the thing, isn't Matty P the dude who plays Chandler Bing?

    can't rock me wit ur swing cuz I'm hard like The Thing

    Ur soap scum son and I'm zestfully Clean


    I'm battlin Seenz?, I mean, I know I'm not a Genius

    But everybody knows that Pee be slidin down the penis

    If Men are from Mars why u always in UrAnus


    I'm heinous wit the rhymes, got the better punchlines took my time to write a

    line, and now u shook guy

    I'll get rid of Matt and leave him seeing Y

    You thought u was dope but the second hand smoke got u just a little high

    the Sky is the limit then you shouldn't even try


    And why u makin kids cry, someone call the Feds

    Cuz every morning Kids find Pee up in their beds

    Start takin ur meds cuz in ur head, u believe u drop lead

    but I heard ur last track and almost dropped dead

    not only from that crap but the lyrics that I read



    I'ma put u to bed, no homo, just sayin u ain't even got a chance


    Not only in the game but wit hittin some strange because what type of lady wants

    Pee up in their pants


    Stop thinkin u'll advance cuz u ain't a Souljah Boy, just stick to the dance


    took a glance at your profile, actin wild up in Boston but u know u straight

    Frontin


    Lookin like Matt be at GoodWill Huntin


    You stuntin like ur daddy, i guess ur daddy's broke


    cuz u stuntin wit his jacket, thats a Members Only coat


    I'd Photoshop ur picture but I 'ready see the joke


    Speakin of a joke was the picture just a joke, explain urself please


    Cuz its lookin like u gang banging from Chuck-E-Cheese


    Showed the pic to a dude that I work wit to get some expertise


    He started to laugh and said he's glad, to be Japanese


    and get up off ur knees, its so easy to see


    urine close to the tip, cuz Matt's part of the Pee


    and on the count of three you be pinned on ur back


    a sweaty dude on the top and his nuts on the Matt


    I was lookin for some facts even tried to dig back to find out about this dude


    But then I realized that, no one even heard of Matt, which brought me to fact,

    that no one even cares about u


    Round 2, is where u should've stopped


    Ur the door for Round 4 so I gotta to Pop-a-Lock


    nucca
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  4. Plekz

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  5. Jack McCrack

    Jack McCrack Somethin I gotta deal wit

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    first battle in round 3

    fuck yeah im about to peep these
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  6. Jack McCrack

    Jack McCrack Somethin I gotta deal wit

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    lol i had a donovon mcnabb line too

    I'll pull ya cards like donovon in his sleep
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  7. Shorty B

    Shorty B Jeff's Son

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    man this battle was dope but i feel matty p edged it ....
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  8. medevil

    medevil i dont "rap"

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    Listened to both twice....matty took it..mess video was funny as hell tho lol
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  9. HaRLeMHeaT7

    HaRLeMHeaT7 New Member

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    i think messiah edged it out a lil bit had to listen to the battle a couple times myself
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  10. D Boone

    D Boone Well-Known Member

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    damn, after I peeped matty P I thought he had no chance....

    But then I peeped Messiah........jesus
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  11. quotive

    quotive 3

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    lol Messiah is hilarious.
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  12. enef

    enef voting against DZK in every round.

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    then you put on your own music and went


    holy shit
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  13. ~Matty P~

    ~Matty P~ Whats Good Son?

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    haha...thanks for the light work nef!!
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  14. Adam West

    Adam West wat?

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    God Messiah is terrible

    didnt like matty p too much either

    but ill vote for him hoping i dont have to listen to Messiah again.
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  15. ~Matty P~

    ~Matty P~ Whats Good Son?

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    i appreciate all the negative feedback boys haha...i do realize that i wasnt to personal with the battle..but wat is it i can do to improve for either next round or next years tourny?
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  16. Zero-D

    Zero-D Brilliance Unparalleled

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    Matty P edged this, not by much though

    Both werne't that great but messiah had me ROFL at times

    weird but funny

    Anyways g/l both and shish

    VOTE: Matty P
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  17. Messiah

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    lol @ the negativity


    i liked my verse, i also like matty p's verse


    i think yall niggaz really need to stop expectin dudes to sound like Bux or whoever ur favorite RM battler aka Bux is...

    dudes are different

    i don't even see how heads is sayin P was terrible cuz he flowed on point as well


    i dont' see how yall are havin issues wit hearin my verse when its funny and i flowed on it


    real talk, if u ain't in here to vote or drop some feedback, stay the hell out the thread

    lmfao

    jesus christ
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  18. ~Matty P~

    ~Matty P~ Whats Good Son?

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    word up messiah...everyones got a different style..which is wat makes a tourny fun...n wat makes the hip hop world fun...if everyone sounded alike we'd b bored as shit
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  19. Jack McCrack

    Jack McCrack Somethin I gotta deal wit

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    lol messiah u came pretty good, but i have to give it to Matty P for bein more on point and consistent thruout his verse

    but everyone knows p's slidin down the penis

    lmao that shit was funny [funny]
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  20. Jack McCrack

    Jack McCrack Somethin I gotta deal wit

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