Rd. 3 Dizeazed MC vs Jack McCrack

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  1. Plekz

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  2. Jack McCrack

    Jack McCrack Somethin I gotta deal wit

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    Audio: zSHARE - Dizeaze_final.mp3
    Youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08vMkt4q8sU

    LYRICS:
    You mine as well turn those fuckin z's into c's/
    Because you gonna be deceaced (deceased) when you done fuckin with me/
    MC Dizeaze I make deceased MCs/
    Because you bet i make the illest man drop to his knees/

    You aint dizeazed you slightly sick could get cured with some aspirin/
    If you diseased, tell me are you in the shape for battlin?/
    You call yourself Immaculate - but you aint shit/
    And you call yourself dizeaze - but you aint sick/

    Your Chedda Cheese lines were both obvious and easy/
    And it seemed pretty typical cuz all the lines were cheesy/
    And they said it would be easy and theyll say it again/
    Go and check predictions im the fuckin favored to win/

    Go figure mr. go and hide your picture/
    Cuz you probably got the figure of a walrus without whisers.;.xaspl/
    Beating faceless f****s its just easy to me/
    So keep dizeaze on the down-low like Eazy E/

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    You keep saying the same thing you duckin my name g/
    You proposin a challenge? You shoulda brought your aim ring/
    My name rings bells i stomp my feet upon your chest/
    I'll race you to the grave just to beat you to death/-=

    What you doin in round 3 you lackin the right stripes/
    I'll make it to round 4 like tyson in fight night/
    Cuz please dude why the fuck you standin next to me/
    If your diseased tell me who has longer life expectancy/

    so tell me - how you gonna say you jammin guy/
    When fuck stage fright - this dude is fuckin camera shy/
    And i'm the better guy in any situation son/
    only ugly mugs be hidin up they faces punk/

    McCracks the medecine I'm oh so pure/
    But Dizeaze wouldn't spread even with no cure/
    Yo my names dizeaze I'm a real dope rapper/
    My friends are all homeless and they don't own cameras/*****
    My lines all suck I don't speak with conviction/
    I'm so nice i should be related to fiktion/

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    You gettin pretty boring so im gonna have to blast a shot/
    Quick to make you shit your fuckin self like an astronaut/
    I'll make disease crumble like you had lepracy/
    And fight off this dizeaze like im chemo therapy/

    So what the fuck you wanna step to me quick/
    McCrack MD I bring cures to the sick/
    You won't make it to round 4 I'll handle ya bitch/
    I'll make the rocky 4 russain look like andy dick/

    Mothafucka contagious people better be cautious/
    No wonder when we hear you we get nauseous/
    Cuz you suckin some cock kid you battlin the best/
    Because you garunteed to lose just like you battlin Enef/

    I find it funny that you joke on ones appearance/
    When you keep yourself faceless like the hero in The Spirit/
    I'm comin with the realness you just comin with the fakeness/
    You faceless and nameless this kid is a disgrace bitch/

    You a peeping Tom I know it which is you couldnt murk me/
    Cuz Diz -zees Dick like a case of the herpes/
    You're punches aren't personal like you got paid to hurt me/
    You a california pothead whose nearly fuckin thirty/

    And thats the punch line guy you just a groupie ho/
    Why you actin tough but sounding like a noobie yo/
    You have a song called lost in the studio - huh/
    Thats because you don't BELONG in the studio/

    So you better run for it you'll be pissin ya self/
    And be quick to pull an eminem and diss (diz) yaself/
    It's been a long while since diz was felt/
    And you know he's not the one who could grip the belt/

    Belligerant butcher i got this cut and wrapped up/
    You ate chedda cheese - no wonda you gassed up/
    It's astounded how you soundin like a motherfuckin fat cunt/
    Soundin like ya tracks were influenced by daft punk/

    Soundin like da brat son i can't believ you singin ***/
    Soundin like neyo without lessons you just frickin bad/
    And when you rap it's lik hearing emo shit when i listen/
    Soundin like Spoonfull minus the lyrics and rhythm/

    I'ma boss up in this round three I'm tossin the week/
    I'll pull ya CARDS just like donovon in his sleep/
    You rap about painkillers that sounds fun/
    You'll need an OC 80 after i get done/

    I'm a pilgrim in rap, you like an american native/
    So disease is gettin slept on like smallpox blankets.
    I'm in the final round don't even get me started clown/
    I'm 'mental', dizeaze - but your the one who looks retarded now/[/CENTER]
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  3. Dizeazed

    Dizeazed -Stay crazy!-

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  4. Plekz

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  5. HaRLeMHeaT7

    HaRLeMHeaT7 New Member

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    jack mccrack........okay verse but when u switched the beat coming in u so forced that line.....couple funny lines

    dizeased mc - u did ur thing had more lines that had me going ok ok keep it coming....so my vote goes to u

    vote - dizeased mc
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  6. CheddaCheese

    CheddaCheese The Cheese

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    Jack McCrack - Feeling all the cheeeese references haha. Had some good concepts here and there. Had a lot of good personals, but I think some of them could have been put together better to hit harder. You definitely did your research. Delivery and flow was decent, but still needs to be polished up quite a bit. Pretty nice verse.

    Dizeazed - Mic presence, quality, flow and everything sounds good.
    Had a few cool punchlines and nameflips. Interesting concepts as well.
    Rhymeschemes were on point. Solid verse here.

    Vote - Dizeazed MC
    I would say this battle is pretty even as far as lyrical content, but Dizeazed had the better sounding verse with smoother flow and delivery.
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  7. D Boone

    D Boone Well-Known Member

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    Mccrack......not good

    Diz....not bad
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  8. BULLY

    BULLY LOL

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    UP, i heard this the night it went up but i didnt make a decision yet. Imma give it another listen soon as i can and vote
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  9. Jack McCrack

    Jack McCrack Somethin I gotta deal wit

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    I honestly thought this was gonna be closer d[-_-]b
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  10. BULLY

    BULLY LOL

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    it was close IMO thats why i cant remember who edged it so imma have to listen again.
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  11. KaTZ

    KaTZ Active Member

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    fuck this is a good battle. Both MCs came aggressive as hell. Both had a lot of name flips but mccrack edged it on the creativity (his last 4 lines did it for me). Dizeazed MC came with the heat, and delivery was on point. lol @ 96 whack font. but i thought Jack took this one with name flips and funny ass style. that line like "fuck stage fright, this dude is camera shy" was a good one too.
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  12. Wrecktify

    Wrecktify New Member

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    Jack McCrack-Lines are kind of predictable...the "diseased" jokes I mean.
    You have a song called lost in the studio - huh;Thats because you don't BELONG in the studio...best set of lines in the...the other punches sounded kinda predictable man. Just stuff abt diseases. Flow scheme was ok...not too risky. This would have been cool if u varied ur punches more...like 90% of them were abt the same think...him having a disease or something. Too predictable man. Good effort though.

    Dizeazed MC- Your lyrics miss beats like Bush dodge shoes ...hahaha; His flow's so off that it makes me think...His pen's retarded, and filled with autistic ink lol. Flow sounds alot smoother and a bit more rough. You had some clever lines in there too.

    Good Battle

    Vote-Dizeazed MC
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  13. BULLY

    BULLY LOL

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    hey came back to this one since i had already listened. Only got a little while to vote so i cant leave a full breakdown..

    essentially, i think jack was dope lyrically, this must the the lauryn hill tribute round. Delivery was kinda ehhh, but i was entertained by the lyrics


    dizeased, also entertaining, solid lyrics, and a more solid delivery. Only thing i didnt like a bout dizeazed's audio was it was too dzkish. It seems as if he almost used dzk as a prototype for his battle style and sound in this battle.

    I wish you would stay away from that in the future, but you still came dope and get my vote
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  14. The_K3

    The_K3 ^Secksi^

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    will edit with vote
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  15. MARXIST

    MARXIST New Member

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    McCrack, would you like a Pity vote?
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  16. Jack McCrack

    Jack McCrack Somethin I gotta deal wit

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    Yes. I would love one.

    Perhaps ten or so
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  17. Dizeazed

    Dizeazed -Stay crazy!-

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    *cough*
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  18. fiktion

    fiktion *******

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    Dizeased trying to steal the niceness title :(
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  19. enef

    enef voting against DZK in every round.

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    vote dizeazed

    pretty obvious
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  20. Jack McCrack

    Jack McCrack Somethin I gotta deal wit

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    haha yeah dudes not too bad[readit]

    GL in round 4 diz
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