Rd. 1 shifty - c vs. CheddaCheese

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  1. Plekz

    Plekz Guest


    - $1000.00 prize money will be donated by NDesigns Screen Printing
    - $1000.00 additional prize money will be divided up into the final round.

    GRB - Grand Royal Audio Battle 2008 Rules - First Round

    - 1st Round Audios are DUE Monday Night December 15 at 11.59 pm cst.
    - Theme: up to 2-3+ Minutes must be about your opponent(s)
    - You must mention their BOARD name(s). Must be atleast 2 minutes.
    - If audio is not two minutes, you must contest it if you want a DQ.
    - One mp3 File Must Be posted Monday Night December 15 at 11.59 pm cst.- We will not store any audio files.
    - YOU MUST post using your board name that is registered to the match. Others will be DQ'ed.
    - Voting links will be posted and votes will be shown.
    - No Comments allowed on battle post until voting links are posted.
    - Can post videos

  2. CheddaCheese

    CheddaCheese The Cheese

    Oct 27, 2008

    Listen fat boy, go jump off of a bridge,
    The only shifty thing about you is that you’re robbing my fridge.
    And selling pastries on the corner. Now that’s some shady business…
    Like Aftermath. You are the lamest kid I’ve witnessed in a while.
    Just a broke hoe,
    Always trying to fit in, but couldn’t fit in your own clothes.
    Man tits flopping, straddling dick,
    I can’t fail, look who I’m battling it’s a chef who got fired for eating all of the food and spent his last 10 dollars to enter and lose.
    And since I’m taking the cash, it seems funny,
    I guess I’m here to seize money, by taking C’s money.
    But Shifty’s already a cheap peasant,
    And being broke doesn’t give you street credit.
    Online all day, surfing the net,
    Spitting fake freestyles trying to earn some respect.
    Either that, or talking about his hood rep and street fame,
    You’re all about the fake speech like T-pain.
    You classify with the worst of liars,
    So no ones buying your bullshit unless it’s fertilizer.
    You retard loner,
    You’re like an aspiring manikin, a try-hard poser.
    You run the forums alright,
    And considering the board is your life, you must be bored of your life.
    Out of those ten thousand posts, every page is the same,
    You get laughed at and cry like: “You haters are lame.”
    But he changes his persona once he picks up the mic,
    Talking all cocky without a picture in sight.
    Hide your face all you want, you’ll get exposed when you speak,
    Your reputation proceeds you, we know you’re a geek.
    Living the fake life as a low-down guy,
    Rapping about some girls thinking he’s so damn fly.
    But he’s not allowed to record when his momma’s home,
    You think your style is smooth, well, I consider it monotone.
    You’ve got a lazy sound,
    I’m giving Shifty shell-shock without Crazy-Town.
    Sit down, give it up and quit now,
    You’re a big clown with bitch sound.
    The way I benefit from his failure is similar to a keyboard,
    Because I’m capitalizing by holding Shift down.
    You’re getting beaten no doubt,
    You’d need 20 minute verse just to even this out,
    So either re-route or keep your speech in your mouth,
    Because you can’t rap. And you sleep on a couch.

  3. Plekz

    Plekz Guest

    CheddaCheese advances...

    shifty - c - No show DQ...
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