RBL Wk6 Contendership: E Tha Real 4-1 vs. Popejuicy 4-1

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  1. The Second Comming

    The Second Comming you aint poison!!!

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  2. GooseMan

    GooseMan Naptown's Finest

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    Checkin' in...

    prolly going 14-18...

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  3. E Tha Real

    E Tha Real Real Life

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    *I'll edit votes in here*
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  4. E Tha Real

    E Tha Real Real Life

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    PopeJuicy Ingrediants:
    jose cuervo 1 oz.
    peach schnapps 1 oz.
    fill with orange juice
    splash of cranberry
    cherry garnish

    Claiming he has an ounce of talent? he shouldn't notion the shit
    I'll bottle it up then mail it to the hungry & poor ethiopian kids
    mind is racing as if Im losing conformity & lately its hard to rest
    I'm still in shock that I let those ethiopian kids starved to death!
    who have you beat worth mentioning??? it's ruthless but honestly
    finding no use for P.J.s you'd think voters are from a nudist colony
    Been in the league 5 weeks & he's consistent with weak shit
    but if he had one concrete concept... I'd bury him underneath it
    honestly though I don't always treat cum guzzler as ass man
    wanted to window shop, So I used clear bags for my trash can
    no personals & no punchlines, I can't settle for ya gimmicks
    who's making no sense as handicap parking in the special olympics
    still uses 02 bullet & knife lines no professional, fucker be honest
    If you ever pulled out a knife kid, it would still have butter on it
    I'm inferno played concepts, so I'll make coward burn slow
    couldn't be ahead of E! posing naked on the HowardSternShow
    Read ya shit only by gieco insurance will you ever get a quote guy
    & No one is singing O' canada's anthem... when the Pope dies

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  5. GooseMan

    GooseMan Naptown's Finest

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    Ayo...


    Damn kid... I've heard that you slow... Plus you know I'm blazin' ya streak/
    Slow was a compliment since I used that Special Olympics line last week/
    I can post the link... not needed though... It's shame we ain't battled yet/
    I am easily murdering this kid E... but I will spare the rest of the alphabet/
    Bet I beat ya verse... Of the kids I've beat... dog your's was the lamest one/
    Especially since you enjoy taking ya beatings lying down like Jenna Jameson/
    tryin' to down you son... but the truth is... edit your post know I'm a killer/
    All of that and your verse is like your mother's mouth... Full of the Filler/
    Really kid this battle is over... Gimme the 'W'... battled the wrong dude/
    You've always been a bitch... Realized after walking a mile in ya mom's shoes/
    Just payin' your dues... ya girls a touchy subject... ya verse really sucked, B/
    And maybe if you could even have a solid thought... ya girl would'nt suck me/
    Your really a hoe dog... I'll straight kill your verse... with no extra energy/
    And the Pope will always be stuck ahead of E like the letters A, B, C, and D/

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  6. Twisted Flowa

    Twisted Flowa King Has Found His Thrown

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    This was a real toss up, it was hard to really pick a winner so I'ma break it down like this..

    although it does seem like E bit up yo special olympic line.. Pope also played off E's verse hella hard.. So I gues it comes down to the amount of punches I liked...

    Fav Lines..

    E

    Been in the league 5 weeks & he's consistent with weak shit
    but if he had one concrete concept... I'd bury him underneath it

    still uses 02 bullet & knife lines no professional, fucker be honest
    If you ever pulled out a knife kid, it would still have butter on it
    I'm inferno played concepts, so I'll make coward burn slow
    couldn't be ahead of E! posing naked on the HowardSternShow

    Pope

    Damn kid... I've heard that you slow... Plus you know I'm blazin' ya streak/
    Slow was a compliment since I used that Special Olympics line last week/
    I can post the link... not needed though... It's shame we ain't battled yet/
    I am easily murdering this kid E... but I will spare the rest of the alphabet/

    I'm mean Pope your closer was good but it just played off of E's verse to much, I mean no beef or nothin but I just feel like E's verse was more original. Sorry homie...

    VOte = E Tha Real
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  7. Everybodys_Nig4ya

    Everybodys_Nig4ya New Member

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    E-

    Been in the league 5 weeks & he's consistent with weak shit
    but if he had one concrete concept... I'd bury him underneath it
    coo
    no personals & no punchlines, I can't settle for ya gimmicks
    who's making no sense as handicap parking in the special olympics
    i like
    still uses 02 bullet & knife lines no professional, fucker be honest
    If you ever pulled out a knife kid, it would still have butter on it
    lol
    Read ya shit only by gieco insurance will you ever get a quote guy
    & No one is singing O' canada's anthem... when the Pope dies
    ok

    overall......pretty nice verse.....ya was up and down with it


    Pope-
    Really kid this battle is over... Gimme the 'W'... battled the wrong dude/
    You've always been a bitch... Realized after walking a mile in ya mom's shoes/
    ok
    Just payin' your dues... ya girls a touchy subject... ya verse really sucked, B/
    And maybe if you could even have a solid thought... ya girl would'nt suck me/
    setup coulda been i lil better

    overall....not that good




    E overpowered Pope this time....better verse hands down....

    vote-E
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  8. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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    this is one of the better verses i've seen e tha real drop.

    window shop, E!, butter, and concrete lines were all pretty nice, i was feelin them definitely. rest was ok, pretty consistent all the way through.

    popejuice, i don't know you at all, but i wasn't really feelin your verse. the solid thought line was ok, the rest was just a bit below-average, the extremely simple E nameplays didn't help you either, especially the closer.

    yeah, pretty onesided for me, but keep it up PJ.

    vote-E
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  9. Exon

    Exon That brand new shit

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    Decent battle.

    Claiming he has an ounce of talent? he shouldn't notion the shit
    I'll bottle it up then mail it to the hungry & poor ethiopian kids
    mind is racing as if Im losing conformity & lately its hard to rest
    I'm still in shock that I let those ethiopian kids starved to death!

    This concept was used by resin against nasif, didnt really work to good here.
    But everything else strung together pretty good, enuff for the win.


    Popejuicy..you lines were stretched & didnt flow too well.
    Alot of played shit, and some just didnt make impact to me

    Really kid this battle is over... Gimme the 'W'... battled the wrong dude/
    You've always been a bitch... Realized after walking a mile in ya mom's shoes/
    Like this^. Not too good IMO

    v/ - E.
    Good battle fella's
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  10. Alamo IV

    Alamo IV God Has A Name!

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    Claiming he has an ounce of talent? he shouldn't notion the shit
    I'll bottle it up then mail it to the hungry & poor ethiopian kids
    mind is racing as if Im losing conformity & lately its hard to rest
    I'm still in shock that I let those ethiopian kids starved to death!
    Been in the league 5 weeks & he's consistent with weak shit
    but if he had one concrete concept... I'd bury him underneath it
    no personals & no punchlines, I can't settle for ya gimmicks
    who's making no sense as handicap parking in the special olympics

    vs.

    Po:

    Damn kid... I've heard that you slow... Plus you know I'm blazin' ya streak/
    Slow was a compliment since I used that Special Olympics line last week/
    Really kid this battle is over... Gimme the 'W'... battled the wrong dude/
    You've always been a bitch... Realized after walking a mile in ya mom's shoes/

    Vote: E
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  11. *NativeTongue*

    *NativeTongue* New Member

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    v - e the real

    however, i don't see what the hype is. i liked the butter knife line but that's about it, man.

    pope didn't have much either. eh, my standards are probably too high. that mom's shoes line was ok though.
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  12. .LM.

    .LM. minds better than urs

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    e;
    Claiming he has an ounce of talent? he shouldn't notion the shit
    I'll bottle it up then mail it to the hungry & poor ethiopian kids
    mind is racing as if Im losing conformity & lately its hard to rest
    I'm still in shock that I let those ethiopian kids starved to death!
    okstuff

    Been in the league 5 weeks & he's consistent with weak shit
    but if he had one concrete concept... I'd bury him underneath it
    nice


    pope;
    Damn kid... I've heard that you slow... Plus you know I'm blazin' ya streak/
    Slow was a compliment since I used that Special Olympics line last week/



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  13. Don Killuminati

    Don Killuminati New Member

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    E Tha Real
    Claiming he has an ounce of talent? he shouldn't notion the shit
    I'll bottle it up then mail it to the hungry & poor ethiopian kids
    ehh 1/5
    mind is racing as if Im losing conformity & lately its hard to rest
    I'm still in shock that I let those ethiopian kids starved to death!
    ehh 1/5
    who have you beat worth mentioning??? it's ruthless but honestly
    finding no use for P.J.s you'd think voters are from a nudist colony
    umm what? 1/5
    Been in the league 5 weeks & he's consistent with weak shit
    but if he had one concrete concept... I'd bury him underneath it
    haaaa nice 4/5
    honestly though I don't always treat cum guzzler as ass man
    wanted to window shop, So I used clear bags for my trash can
    what? lol how do u usually treat cum guzzlers then? 1/5
    no personals & no punchlines, I can't settle for ya gimmicks
    who's making no sense as handicap parking in the special olympics
    decent 2/5
    still uses 02 bullet & knife lines no professional, fucker be honest
    If you ever pulled out a knife kid, it would still have butter on it
    kinda simple but funny 2/5
    I'm inferno played concepts, so I'll make coward burn slow
    couldn't be ahead of E! posing naked on the HowardSternShow
    haha 3/5
    Read ya shit only by gieco insurance will you ever get a quote guy
    & No one is singing O' canada's anthem... when the Pope dies
    cool ending 2/5

    Overall 17/45

    PopeJuicy
    Damn kid... I've heard that you slow... Plus you know I'm blazin' ya streak/
    Slow was a compliment since I used that Special Olympics line last week/
    if it's true, cool 2/5
    I can post the link... not needed though... It's shame we ain't battled yet/
    I am easily murdering this kid E... but I will spare the rest of the alphabet/
    lol naw 1/5
    Bet I beat ya verse... Of the kids I've beat... dog your's was the lamest one/
    Especially since you enjoy taking ya beatings lying down like Jenna Jameson/
    haha nice 3/5
    tryin' to down you son... but the truth is... edit your post know I'm a killer/
    All of that and your verse is like your mother's mouth... Full of the Filler/
    naw 1/5
    Really kid this battle is over... Gimme the 'W'... battled the wrong dude/
    You've always been a bitch... Realized after walking a mile in ya mom's shoes/
    haha 3/5
    Just payin' your dues... ya girls a touchy subject... ya verse really sucked, B/
    And maybe if you could even have a solid thought... ya girl would'nt suck me/
    naw 1/5
    Your really a hoe dog... I'll straight kill your verse... with no extra energy/
    And the Pope will always be stuck ahead of E like the letters A, B, C, and D/
    haha nice ending 4/5

    Overall 15/35

    well..if PopeJuicy would've matched E with the amount of lines E dropped then he might've had a chance...but with what he posted, he didn't have enough to edge 'em out in this one..v/ E Tha Real
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  14. Known Rapper

    Known Rapper New Member

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    e tha real came nice...

    Been in the league 5 weeks & he's consistent with weak shit
    but if he had one concrete concept... I'd bury him underneath it

    still uses 02 bullet & knife lines no professional, fucker be honest
    If you ever pulled out a knife kid, it would still have butter on it
    I'm inferno played concepts, so I'll make coward burn slow
    couldn't be ahead of E! posing naked on the HowardSternShow

    ^^ shit was hott...even though WTF DID THE CLOSER MEAN

    POPE

    Your really a hoe dog... I'll straight kill your verse... with no extra energy/
    And the Pope will always be stuck ahead of E like the letters A, B, C, and D/

    ^^ cool ending but the rest was so-so

    vote-e tha real
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  15. Ribonuclease

    Ribonuclease New Member

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    Wasn't very close in my opinion, E the Real verse was funny and creative as hell, first few lines had me crackin up. Always come with those choppy multies but it still worked out pretty well in this.
    Pope - I dont think it was the best idea to show your special olympics line, considering he didn't work the same concept as you and his line was better. The booing at special olympics is possible THE MOST played concept on the internet let alone in battle leagues. Sufficive to say your verse way too played man, momma jokes girl jokes, nothing clever in them, abcd to E jokes jus not creative enough.

    E -
    "Claiming he has an ounce of talent? he shouldn't notion the shit
    I'll bottle it up then mail it to the hungry & poor ethiopian kids
    mind is racing as if Im losing conformity & lately its hard to rest
    I'm still in shock that I let those ethiopian kids starved to death!
    who have you beat worth mentioning??? it's ruthless but honestly
    finding no use for P.J.s you'd think voters are from a nudist colony"
    this was all good

    Pope -
    "Really kid this battle is over... Gimme the 'W'... battled the wrong dude/
    You've always been a bitch... Realized after walking a mile in ya mom's shoes/"
    only line I really liked, still the setup was horrible
    Need to be more creative with the punch lines in my opinion.

    Vote - E the Real
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  16. The Second Comming

    The Second Comming you aint poison!!!

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    10-0 E Tha Real wins 5-1
    PopeJuicy loses 4-2
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