RBL WEEK 18: Championship: 1. Young Philly 9-3 vs. 2. John Hensley 8-1

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  1. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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    All Voting (5 votes) Due Sunday Night 8:00pm Pacific
    (Voting is considered open until Mods close matches)

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    All verses must be from 10-30 lines!
    u must agree on an amount in ya check in
    & match whatever amount u agree on


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    1 Vote deduction for each missing vote. An extra
    vote deduction if no links are posted at all.
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    If you need one, post the reason why u need it
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    --No editing after BOTH verses are posted
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    u do, then u can't edit another verse in
    so get ya editing done before BOTH verses are posted!

    --Freeposting in a battle before both verses are posted
    will result in a 2 vote deduction from your own battle!
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  2. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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    sweet, in, let's go like 16
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  3. MR. Q God

    MR. Q God unfukwitable

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    philly, you no showed


    you'll be signed out next week, win or lose
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  4. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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    24 Hour Extension Granted To Both
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  5. Young Philly

    Young Philly Broad Street Bully

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    Catch 22.

    How are you skinny?
    Camera's add 5 pounds...and if that scripture is true
    That must be a picture of a picture of a picture of u
    John's so into himself, but dude isn't godly
    HensIzAking...only due to the fucking pounds I threw to his body
    Now I could come with a non-witty, weak punch mixture
    But that would be outta character...like Santa is in this picture
    His verse lacks my wit, thats why this cow gets burned yo
    Voters'll be saying Eh, Eh, Eh like on the Howard Stern show
    This may be harsh dude cuz I'm the meanest, often
    The fact is you never ciudad...and I don't mean like caution
    I'm dope and like wine, P is aging, better
    I can show you HOLES in jOHn hEnSLey without rearranging letters
    Fuckin fruit, I'm nicer than ya bitch is b
    You got balls hanging all over you like a Christmas tree
    If you don't got a blunt with ya u can share mine
    Cuz zig zags are cool...but not as the pattern of ur hairline
    Poor fuck, you know I smack mouths kid
    Even in monopoly your properties are crack houses
    Fat bastard, your corny rhyme schemes set to bust
    We got the same chance of catching ur flow as u do CATCHING US
    Champ matches are dope, but I must got you scared don
    Cuz this is P / J...& anyone reading Hens verse should have a pair on
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  6. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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    YoungPhillyBoul: i wasnt on all night
    HENSizaking: word
    YoungPhillyBoul: i played monopoly while drinking lmfao


    lol..

    Seriously man, you know I do it the best.
    Up playin games..
    .. and left any Chance ya had next to the Community Chest.
    Look at the backdrop, ok now just stop.. pause it.
    Check the surprise on his face..
    .. dude just got caught on cam. comin out his moms closet.
    Don’t think the baggy clothes make the kid look tight now.
    That only works when it isn’t pajama’s and women’s night gowns.
    What a fag. don’t get tricked an’ think P is the hardest.
    Dude just wears the long shirts to protect his knees from the carpet.
    You're aiiiight, not dope, i said you're okay.
    Might be headed in the right direction..
    .. but only cuz my left hook just sent you that way.
    See, i swing knife blades cuz i'm crazed in my mind.
    I'll hit ya.. THEN take ya handoff.. like rushing plays in rewind.
    Ain't a horror flick, but that explains why P is the worst.
    Cuz Jack Nicholson prolly can't find a Shining thing in your verse.
    Look at ya left shoulder.. yea I noticed, I caught that.
    Shoulder responsibility?..
    .. nahh, It looks like all you can shoulder is bra straps.
    Forget the ranks, there’s no way this dude is beatin me.
    Cuz in this battle.. you’re not better than no2.. like Creatine.
    Ya lines ain’t fresh.. and dunny I bet that you knew.
    Ya good ones are recycled Orbit..
    .. and I don’t mean gum that’s already been chewed.


    YoungPhillyBoul: i got a early christmas present
    YoungPhillyBoul: carebear slippers
    HENSizaking: haha who got you it
    YoungPhillyBoul: my moms

    You’re gay bro, I hate to call you it tho.
    Don’t worry about comin out to ya parents ..
    .. based on that shit I think they already know.
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  7. David Lama

    David Lama oh yea?

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    lmmfao @ Philly's pic.

    I'll edit in a vote tommorow.
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  8. HotDogVendorMan

    HotDogVendorMan New Member

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    How are you skinny?
    Camera's add 5 pounds...and if that scripture is true
    That must be a picture of a picture of a picture of u
    Now I could come with a non-witty, weak punch mixture
    But that would be outta character...like Santa is in this picture
    This may be harsh dude cuz I'm the meanest, often
    The fact is you never ciudad...and I don't mean like caution
    I'm dope and like wine, P is aging, better
    I can show you HOLES in jOHn hEnSLey without rearranging letters
    Fat bastard, your corny rhyme schemes set to bust
    We got the same chance of catching ur flow as u do CATCHING US


    vs




    Look at the backdrop, ok now just stop.. pause it.
    Check the surprise on his face..
    .. dude just got caught on cam. comin out his moms closet.
    You're aiiiight, not dope, i said you're okay.
    Might be headed in the right direction..
    .. but only cuz my left hook just sent you that way.
    See, i swing knife blades cuz i'm crazed in my mind.
    I'll hit ya.. THEN take ya handoff.. like rushing plays in rewind.

    not impressed wit johnny boy this verse..seen him come way better ...p seems to be getting more consistant with addin better lines to verses.

    v-p
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  9. Young Philly

    Young Philly Broad Street Bully

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    LMFAO.
    Word, lol @ that.
    And before someone comments on how I'm extra small...
    I'ma actually 6'1, and obviously a trick photographer took that.
    lol.

    Anyway, good shit Hens.
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  10. Dr.Mic

    Dr.Mic What da problem is?

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    Seriously man, you know I do it the best.
    Up playin games..
    .. and left any Chance ya had next to the Community Chest.
    3/5
    Look at the backdrop, ok now just stop.. pause it.
    Check the surprise on his face..
    .. dude just got caught on cam. comin out his moms closet.
    lol 4/5
    Don’t think the baggy clothes make the kid look tight now.
    That only works when it isn’t pajama’s and women’s night gowns.
    lol 4/5
    What a fag. don’t get tricked an’ think P is the hardest.
    Dude just wears the long shirts to protect his knees from the carpet.
    shit tight 4/5
    You're aiiiight, not dope, i said you're okay.
    Might be headed in the right direction..
    .. but only cuz my left hook just sent you that way.
    hehehe 3/5
    See, i swing knife blades cuz i'm crazed in my mind.
    I'll hit ya.. THEN take ya handoff.. like rushing plays in rewind.
    3/5
    Ain't a horror flick, but that explains why P is the worst.
    Cuz Jack Nicholson prolly can't find a Shining thing in your verse.
    hahahah 4/5
    Look at ya left shoulder.. yea I noticed, I caught that.
    Shoulder responsibility?..
    .. nahh, It looks like all you can shoulder is bra straps.
    Lmfao 4/5
    Forget the ranks, there’s no way this dude is beatin me.
    Cuz in this battle.. you’re not better than no2.. like Creatine.
    heheeh 4/5
    Ya lines ain’t fresh.. and dunny I bet that you knew.
    Ya good ones are recycled Orbit..
    .. and I don’t mean gum that’s already been chewed
    3/5
    You’re gay bro, I hate to call you it tho.
    Don’t worry about comin out to ya parents ..
    .. based on that shit I think they already know.
    HAHAHA 5/5 nice ender


    41/50





    How are you skinny?
    Camera's add 5 pounds...and if that scripture is true
    That must be a picture of a picture of a picture of u
    3/5
    John's so into himself, but dude isn't godly
    HensIzAking...only due to the fucking pounds I threw to his body
    2/5
    Now I could come with a non-witty, weak punch mixture
    But that would be outta character...like Santa is in this picture
    3/5
    His verse lacks my wit, thats why this cow gets burned yo
    Voters'll be saying Eh, Eh, Eh like on the Howard Stern show
    3/5
    This may be harsh dude cuz I'm the meanest, often
    The fact is you never ciudad...and I don't mean like caution
    2/5
    I'm dope and like wine, P is aging, better
    I can show you HOLES in jOHn hEnSLey without rearranging letters
    lol 4/5
    Fuckin fruit, I'm nicer than ya bitch is b
    You got balls hanging all over you like a Christmas tree
    3/5
    If you don't got a blunt with ya u can share mine
    Cuz zig zags are cool...but not as the pattern of ur hairline
    3/5
    Poor fuck, you know I smack mouths kid
    Even in monopoly your properties are crack houses
    2/5
    Fat bastard, your corny rhyme schemes set to bust
    We got the same chance of catching ur flow as u do CATCHING US
    4/5
    Champ matches are dope, but I must got you scared don
    Cuz this is P / J...& anyone reading Hens verse should have a pair on
    3/5

    32/55


    Vote- John
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  11. Hardkore

    Hardkore Blunts@TheBeach

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    young philly:

    john hensely:

    yep - it's that close. vote: john hensley. [p.s. i just added numbers and it came out that way]
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  12. Dr.Mic

    Dr.Mic What da problem is?

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    2-1 john
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  13. Quriosity

    Quriosity Moderator

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    john coulda ripped his pic better, ionno, philly got this win too me, his verse flowed much better and had some better disses and was much more consistent, his opener and closer were dope and everything in between was pretty good too, john's verse was decent with some good shit too but he had some shit i wasnt really feelin as well, plus some of his bars seemed stretched to me (im really startin to hate this 3 line shit) but anyway, he jus didnt come as consistent this time as philly, and i still think ive heard half of philly's concepts in a resin verse before but i dont care enough to research it like this geek would

    so, vote - young philly




    yall check me and jack's shit
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  14. Kong Schlong

    Kong Schlong BeautyCantKillThisBeast

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    this battle was dope.
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  15. Quriosity

    Quriosity Moderator

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    ^lol


    i been callin you bitch so long i dont even know how to respond

    but a very respectable move, and you should win imo
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  16. Quriosity

    Quriosity Moderator

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    or maybe not
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  17. Young Philly

    Young Philly Broad Street Bully

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    Lol, yea my bad, I wanted to say it on my name.
    Veteran move by you not hate voting against me after last week and shit.
    Much respect homie.

    And yes, I will be sign out for a week as agreed, win or lose.
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  18. Jersey_Emcee

    Jersey_Emcee aka LiQuiDliFe

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    Vote=John


    Not a fan of pic battles...but i felt Jon had harder hitting punches...Philly had some decnet punches...but overall witht he personals and the way John picked Phillys pic apart...i gotta go with John here...
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  19. white girl

    white girl fuck me?, fuck you!

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    Camera's add 5 pounds...and if that scripture is true
    That must be a picture of a picture of a picture of u
    Now I could come with a non-witty, weak punch mixture
    But that would be outta character...like Santa is in this picture
    Champ matches are dope, but I must got you scared don
    Cuz this is P / J...& anyone reading Hens verse should have a pair on

    vs

    Look at the backdrop, ok now just stop.. pause it.
    Check the surprise on his face..
    .. dude just got caught on cam. comin out his moms closet.
    Don’t think the baggy clothes make the kid look tight now.
    That only works when it isn’t pajama’s and women’s night gowns.
    You're aiiiight, not dope, i said you're okay.
    Might be headed in the right direction..
    .. but only cuz my left hook just sent you that way.
    Forget the ranks, there’s no way this dude is beatin me.
    Cuz in this battle.. you’re not better than no2.. like Creatine.

    hmm, kinda close, this looks like battle of the week but in the end I was feeling hensley more. props to both of these guys.

    v/ hensley
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  20. macmilimeterhyms

    macmilimeterhyms Product of the 80s

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    i cant tell who won from reading, its too close, lemme break it down

    philly

    Camera's add 5 pounds...and if that scripture is true
    That must be a picture of a picture of a picture of u
    good
    John's so into himself, but dude isn't godly
    HensIzAking...only due to the fucking pounds I threw to his body
    bad
    Now I could come with a non-witty, weak punch mixture
    But that would be outta character...like Santa is in this picture
    bad
    His verse lacks my wit, thats why this cow gets burned yo
    Voters'll be saying Eh, Eh, Eh like on the Howard Stern show
    bad
    This may be harsh dude cuz I'm the meanest, often
    The fact is you never ciudad...and I don't mean like caution
    good
    I'm dope and like wine, P is aging, better
    I can show you HOLES in jOHn hEnSLey without rearranging letters
    good
    Fuckin fruit, I'm nicer than ya bitch is b
    You got balls hanging all over you like a Christmas tree
    bad
    If you don't got a blunt with ya u can share mine
    Cuz zig zags are cool...but not as the pattern of ur hairline
    good
    Poor fuck, you know I smack mouths kid
    Even in monopoly your properties are crack houses
    good
    Fat bastard, your corny rhyme schemes set to bust
    We got the same chance of catching ur flow as u do CATCHING US
    bad
    Champ matches are dope, but I must got you scared don
    Cuz this is P / J...& anyone reading Hens verse should have a pair on
    good

    6/11

    hensley


    Seriously man, you know I do it the best.
    Up playin games..
    .. and left any Chance ya had next to the Community Chest.
    bad
    Look at the backdrop, ok now just stop.. pause it.
    Check the surprise on his face..
    .. dude just got caught on cam. comin out his moms closet.
    bad
    Don’t think the baggy clothes make the kid look tight now.
    That only works when it isn’t pajama’s and women’s night gowns.
    good
    What a fag. don’t get tricked an’ think P is the hardest.
    Dude just wears the long shirts to protect his knees from the carpet.
    good
    You're aiiiight, not dope, i said you're okay.
    Might be headed in the right direction..
    .. but only cuz my left hook just sent you that way.
    good
    See, i swing knife blades cuz i'm crazed in my mind.
    I'll hit ya.. THEN take ya handoff.. like rushing plays in rewind.
    good
    Ain't a horror flick, but that explains why P is the worst.
    Cuz Jack Nicholson prolly can't find a Shining thing in your verse.
    good
    Look at ya left shoulder.. yea I noticed, I caught that.
    Shoulder responsibility?..
    .. nahh, It looks like all you can shoulder is bra straps.
    good
    Forget the ranks, there’s no way this dude is beatin me.
    Cuz in this battle.. you’re not better than no2.. like Creatine.
    bad
    Ya lines ain’t fresh.. and dunny I bet that you knew.
    Ya good ones are recycled Orbit..
    .. and I don’t mean gum that’s already been chewed.
    bad

    You’re gay bro, I hate to call you it tho.
    Don’t worry about comin out to ya parents ..
    .. based on that shit I think they already know.
    good

    7/11


    basically philly's verse had better flow, but john's personals and punches just did more damage

    vote -john
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