RBL Under30 Mag.. Courtesy Of Defcon_5 & Resin M-I-C

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  1. Diphtheria

    Diphtheria Tazz Says "Fuck U"

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    Bottom 30 Mag by Resin M-I-C (commentary) and Defcon_5 (actual work). Muahaha

    Aiyyo.. It's ya boy Resin with help from that KRS One look-alike Defcon_5 here doin the bottom 30 mag for you and yours. Now let's get down to it. Some of ya'll faggots need to step ya game up on the real. You hillbilly, no grammar, Don King with a Al Sharpton demeanor lookin mahfuckas need to stop following the regular text formula that *ahem* someone created and do ya own shit.
    CAUSE IT AINT WORKING FOR 99.99999999 PERCENT OF YOU BISCUIT ASS N!GGAS. Some of the verses I read were just str8 blah, like ya'll mahfuckas BUSTED OUT the bathroom with a used toilet paper in ya hands screamin "EUREEKA!!! I HAVE MY TEXT VERSE FOR THIS WEEK!" Gahbage. On the other hand they were some nice heads in there that came outta nowhere which actually made this week a decent one.


    Best Battle: http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?threadid=649899
    theFranchise vs Post Office
    - Jeah. This be the kinda shit I wanna see. N!ggas came righ at each other, no holds barred turn ya gangsta lean into a limp walk typa bizzattle. Fran came into that post ripping his shirt off like Hulk Hogan of old, not that saggy bag of cellulite walkin round today. Some might say he posted too early, or maybe was too cocky, but no excuses, cuz it damn sure looked like PO did his homework on Franny. Nig went berzerk with them geriatric personals. Fran still had those superb punchlines and that swagger tho and made this battle a bigger nailbiter than Username eating tools. Nice match n!ggas. Both'll be Top 10 soon if they stay in long enough. Winner - Post Office

    Runner Up: http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?threadid=649869
    Rev 9 vs Glass Eye. Winner - Rev 9


    Worst battle: http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?threadid=649878
    Smelly Dude vs J-Nice
    Def's Commentary:
    Neither verse was anywhere near impressive..Smelly Dude's verse was str8 ass no sugar coating it at all..and J-Nice just flipped a bunch of ooooooolllllllllllllldddddddddd Conceptz terribly...my thoughts are either step up your game or remain in the above 30 for the rest of your sad sad lives. Winner - Who Cares?

    Runner Up:
    All You No Shows


    Best Verse: http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?threadid=649869
    Rev 9
    - This n!gga done did it dirty. Crazy punches. His opponent came nice, even contended for this category, but nah, This kid's fa real. Some whoa lines, one or two decent but overall NASTY. Watch Out.

    Runner-Up: http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?threadid=649899
    Tie: theFranchise / Post Office

    Worst Verse: http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?threadid=649878
    Smelly Dude

    Runner Up: http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?threadid=649884
    Smoke Trail
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  2. Diphtheria

    Diphtheria Tazz Says "Fuck U"

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    Bottom 30 Punchline Pan:

    10. Cause you so ugly you stay in The Mask more than Jim Carey did - Mr. Ego

    9. my opponents flee when they try to fuck w/ Glass
    so that means you'll be seein Rev run like DMC's other half - Glass Eye vs Rev 9

    8. only friends I picture you with, is courtney cox's autograph - In Awe

    7. all jokes aside youre far from large to challenge me
    uppercut so hard-
    the bright spots in ya verse are now stars in the galaxy - R.A.M

    6. Water, Juice, Soda, etcetera; THAT'S the deal
    You see. Everyone already knows you can't fill a Glass with skills - Rev 9 vs Glass Eye

    5. While yall do nothin but laugh n chatter nonsense,
    Im headed for victory like Pumpkinhead in a jack o'lantern contest. - roadblock


    4. what kind of name is post office and who said this wig.gers sick
    mutombo just signed with ny but i'll leave you with a bigger knick - theFranchise

    3. this is the end & Rev shud beware that he's pushin it
    cuz i'm like kitty litter...
    ...the freshness that just burried his pussy shit - Glass Eye


    2. just an old man wheelin his wheelchair, come on dawg, retire
    had to stop chasin his dreams...cuz his arms were tired - Post Office


    1. Nig got an ALIEN face with some dirty spots…
    He look so much like E.T. CBS gave him their 7:30 slot. - Rev 9
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  3. Defcon_5

    Defcon_5 Relax and take notes

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    and yeah i didn't sugar coat it
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  4. Copywritten

    Copywritten Copy Me

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    daaaamn, my saved by the bell line owned all them mothafuckas :-x
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  5. R.A.M.

    R.A.M. New Member

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    lmao @ #1..




    #7...stay guLLy.


    You hillbilly, no grammar, Don King with a Al Sharpton demeanor lookin mahfuckas..thats a quotable in itself

    and word to rev 9. shit was flames.
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  6. AlphaOmni

    AlphaOmni Registered Drug User

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    5 was a stretch, as were a few others


    ehhh, ok mag
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  7. M.H.

    M.H. New Member

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    "put u in wrestlin moves, till u just submit little bitch
    have u in the chicken wing so long,
    black people start lickin they lips"
    -Scientz

    should've been in there
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  8. lmao.. horrible.

    rofl.. nearly every battle was garbage.. the under 30 is garbage, you fuckin moron.

    i'll rip you resin and you defcon, you fuck pieces of shit.

    lmao.. with the nerve to call any of my concepts ''flipped terribly'' when you have guys like aura and rhyme and username dropping the worst verses ever in a fuckin championship battle.

    this magazine is a joke.. just as those lines are in the top 10.

    both me and my opponent had better lines than any of those, and we barely even tried.

    both you wack ûûûûûs could suck a dick.. and if you so ill, battle me outside of rbl and watch you get sonned.
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  9. U S E R

    U S E R NON-DOHPE.squad

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    J Nyce

    Get It Thru Your Head

    You Suck Ass The Size Of Lotus
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  10. Iye WunDeR

    Iye WunDeR Keepin it Real since '87

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    ^wow.. ur pretty mad aint cha?.. i'll check ur battle n see if ur not just gassed..
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  11. M.H.

    M.H. New Member

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    wow. now that's amazing. how does he do it, i wonder....
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  12. Defcon_5

    Defcon_5 Relax and take notes

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    J-Nyce i'll get my lil og sif to rip a hole in your ass homo...face it you suck
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  13. ×DAM×

    ×DAM× Here To Stop Ya Flow...

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    Actually a nice mag. PP was good.
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  14. Donis

    Donis New Member

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    sorry


    # 5 was one of the punches in there that ISNT a stretch



    shit, a punchline couldnt be any more straight forward than that
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  15. micshimmie

    micshimmie New Member

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    Tell me a lie..

    Nice.
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  16. Lares Viales

    Lares Viales EWG Martyr

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    lol@ the mag

    Funny stuff.
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  17. M.H.

    M.H. New Member

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    i'm trying to figure out how there were absolutely no punches from Scientz in here.
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  18. ARIZCATZ

    ARIZCATZ Game Of Death

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  19. niquist

    niquist New Member

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    What text formula did you create again?
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  20. micshimmie

    micshimmie New Member

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    I extend the punch, u extend flow... and n!ggas use punches like 'You dont have blah blah, you have the WHOLE blah blah'.. etc etc..

    Don't front like we got similar styles n!gga..

    But i done change that wack ass structure..

    FUCK TEXT!
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