BROUGHT TO YOU BY BLACKDEF & SUPER …………………………………………….…….………………………. [ RBL HYPE MAG INTRO] [A FEW WORDS FROM YOUR DEF MOD] Yes, the RBL is in good hands. We are here and on time with everything. Super has blessed you guys with battle reviews. And I have read all the North verses thoroughly so I will be dropping a nice Top Ten Punchlines list. No-show victims fear not for I’ve taken the time out to even read up on your battles. That on top of a few articles I threw in makes for a short and sweet Mag this week as many suggested we do. Super and I are serious about giving this league constancy through thick and thin. I personally plan to stick it out and shed light on the positive shit of the league that most overlook. Negativity toward text leagues is so contagious these days it’s not even funny. But if you know my battle history, haters are just motivation to BlackDef... But that’s not an invite to talk shit you asswholes. So here we are in the mist of doubt bringing you a banging ass Hype Mag this week. So lets get this shit started shall we... …………………………………………….…….………………………. [RBL WEEKLY OVERVIEW] [IT'S A RE CAP YOU DUMB FUCK!!] A lot of potential hot streaks and I do mean a lot. We have 12 undefeated battlers in the RBL North. But with that, 6 cats are going to walk away with their purdy little flawless loss columns tarnished this week. But lets get right to it, who looks to be a promising battler to be the first to hold the glorious RBL Title as the best of the League in a few weeks to come? Well lets see, most nutthuggers would go with the manic man Serge but he’s actually only 1-0 after taking out The Talent this week but we have quite a few 3-0 cats that are that much closer to gaining the Title. Castro certainly looks to be a strong go to man in this Title run being he’s been viciously tearing his opponents ass a new one these past three weeks. I’ve enjoyed reading his verses amongst others such as J o o k. This kids defiantly got what it takes to destroy anyone in the RBL I personally think. His style and the creativeness of punches are so refreshing to me. He has a challenge this week though going up against John Hensley this week, another name I could very well see rising in the ranks to become champion of the near future. John, former defending champ defiantly has he’s eyes on the prize. I’ve read his past battles and I’ve always walked away impressed by his verses. Fuck, even last week his verse was brutal but Demik no showed. Zuch is an inconpicuous battler that I’m looking to take a lot of heads by surprise. He’s been lurking in the shadows with no show opponents but he surly looking to take the RBL title by storm. He’s looking to prove that this very week gong against the name flip King J Dot C, another head that my very well slip in and grab the title for himself. And we also have a shitload of other undefeated names like Alpha Omni, Headless, Doyen, booger, Drugs, and even Opshins who don’t plan to gaining L’s any time soon. So I’m expecting everyone to bring their A-games, which should make for a dope fucking week of battles up North. Good luck to everyone on their battles. …………………………………………….…….………………………. [ LEAGUE ANNOUNCEMENTS] [THE SHIT YOU NEED TO KNOW SO READ IT!] I was going to add in the actual rankings this week, but what would be the point? We have like 10 cats that are 3-0, and I’m not going to have a 10-way tie for 1st place. With that, I’m holding off the championships until 3 weeks from now. On other note, as a few of you cats probably noticed already I have exposed alias and will continue to expose whatever alias I see in the North. So Booga, Synthesis, and Joey Donuts... you have battles, it just under your regular names now. “Fuck alias”, is my motto. I want the North to have a healthy dose of personals with notable names being the regulars. With that said, like I’ve said in the past I’ve been talking to a few of the most notable heads about the RBL such as Sur*5*ill, Adonis, Numskull, Metasin, Storm G, And Diphtheria just to name a few. All are known heads that I personally feel would add a spark of the Northern competition. Those heads along with a few others you may very well witness entering competition soon. With that I’m really thinking about implementing power rankings such as the PBA, which was suggested by a few of them. The power rankings would only be done for the North of course though. But that may be setting the bar to high for the immediate and future Mods to keep up with if I’m gone for some reason. So that ideas on the drawing board for right now. I’d like to get some feedback on what you guys would think about that. And drop some replies for fucks sakes. Don’t just read our shit and not have the courtesy to give us a reply to let us know you’ve read it. We Mods need as much motivation as we give you battlers. Which was the sad case of Oz had. And on that Note, another RBL Mod hit the bricks today. Yes, Tekneek has informed me that he resigns from his position as RBL Mod. We are not looking for any replacements at the moment cause basically me and Super got shit locked as you can very well see this week with everything actually being up and on time. You may now, thank us with your gracious replies and support of the League. I personally would like to wish him fare well where as a few would say “good riddance!” We’ll I guess we wont have to suffer another RBL Times Mag. Serge was like, ''the rbl times'? what in the fucking gay is that kinda shit. do you expect me to be sipping coffee in a white robe and my legs crossed while im reading that shit? fuck outta hea!” But here me and Super are this week presenting a bomb ass mag so be content my children.