RBL Magazine - Week 8 - UserName Edition - Ranks Inside!

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    UserName Edition​


    Table Of Contents:
    I. Introduction
    II. U S E R's Corner - Editorial
    III. Top 20 Battle Breakdowns
    IV. Battle of the Week
    V. Verse of the Week
    VI. Punchline Pandemonium
    VII. Ranks/Predictions
    VIII. Outroduction



    I. Introduction


    This week was kind of lackluster in general. There were a few dope battles and the sun is still shining on the RBL's future but no-shows and lack of interest are killers. I urge you all to also start taking the VLT (Voting Link Thread) seriously. A few people lost that should've won last week due to them not having the epic smarts it takes to vote and drop their fucking links in a thread made and titled specifically for that. Anyways, let me stop bickering over noshows and lack of votes and just get on with the show... I promised you guys a mag that shows effort, hard work, and most of all - a little personality. A piece of me goes into each mag I write. So sit back, massage your balls and have Weez's momma on speed dial.... IT'S MAG TIME YO!

    II. U S E R's Corner


    userNEEZY: so hey
    aLoEtron: hey you
    userNEEZY: what do you think of text right now... still going strong or practically dead
    aLoEtron: dying still
    userNEEZY: lmao @ combining the two options for one ultimate answer of GAY

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    userNEEZY: DUKELAW
    userNEEZY: lemme get ur perspective on something
    ronjajax: yo
    ronjajax: hit me
    userNEEZY: cum...salty taste or just downright bitter?
    userNEEZY: LMAOZ JK
    userNEEZY: text...still going strong or practically dead, last leg type shit
    ronjajax: lol
    ronjajax: text?
    ronjajax: has been dead for years
    userNEEZY: how do you explain the fact people still do it?
    userNEEZY: TRYNA CHASE THAT DREAM?
    ronjajax: i dont know.. always gonna be a market
    ronjajax: i guess
    ronjajax: maybe theyre just bored
    userNEEZY: word so ur saying its like super nintendo
    ronjajax: its definitely not the way it used to be though
    userNEEZY: ppl still play it but aint nothin new nowadays
    ronjajax: that and the excitement aint there
    ronjajax: you dfont see people putting real time and energy into it
    ronjajax: people actually used to
    userNEEZY: oh i remember
    userNEEZY: i quit the football team for pba2
    ronjajax: LOL
    ronjajax: bullshit
    userNEEZY: how did he expect me to rush the line when i was busy crafting the next generation of hiphops punchlines in my head?
    ronjajax: LOLOL
    ronjajax: can do em both at once
    ronjajax: i practiced law and wrote punchlines
    ronjajax: sheeyit
    userNEEZY: i tried, id sack the QB and drop a de-feet line on him but see therein lied the problem
    userNEEZY: i wasnt elevating
    userNEEZY: i was using de-feet lines
    ronjajax: lolol

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    userNEEZY: yo
    Adreneline2057: sup
    userNEEZY: if someone were to ask you if text were on it's last leg or if its still going strong what would your answer be
    Adreneline2057: definitely surviving
    Adreneline2057: why's that?
    Adreneline2057: odd question to put out there
    userNEEZY: just something im wondering
    Adreneline2057: about me...or about you?
    userNEEZY: i just pitched the idea to a few others got some responses back, some i was expecting, some i wasnt
    userNEEZY: when i asked Adonis/Ajax he said it was dead, and has been for years...so i likened it to Super Nintendo... people still play the shit but there aint nothing new and exciting happening on it
    Adreneline2057: oh..text in itself
    Adreneline2057: i thought you were asking like a personalized feel"
    userNEEZY: i mean i was
    Adreneline2057: yea..it's dead as fuck
    userNEEZY: he just chose the broad view
    Adreneline2057: as a whole
    Adreneline2057: but me personally..i can still write..just that the audience has changed
    userNEEZY: i find myself questioning why id do a mag for a league or even mod one when i know its not what it was
    userNEEZY: and more than likely never will be again
    Adreneline2057: "Basically, Magus had too many personal lines. "
    Adreneline2057: from a vote against me this week
    Adreneline2057: i still write tho
    Adreneline2057: shit like that annoys me
    Adreneline2057: but in the end
    Adreneline2057: i do it for my entertainment
    Adreneline2057: not to save the great art of text
    Adreneline2057: there's something i enjoy about putting something out for people to compete with...and watching it
    Adreneline2057: but it'll never be the same level of competition or creativity we experienced
    userNEEZY: yea
    userNEEZY: i can dig it

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    Text Is....

    I'm not gonna do some introspective sympathy story on a hobby i took part in for about 7 years of my life now (TECHNICALLY). I'm not writing this because i particularly care about the path this shit has taken. I'm not angry, I'm not bitter, I'm really as neutral on the subject as a person can be. However, when I applied to be a MOD again, I had to ask myself a couple of questions. Why bother with something that seems to be in a downward spiral? Am I subconsciously trying to bring the fun i personally felt years ago back into a currently boring scene? My first reaction was my usual "Who the fuck cares?", but given a little time for reflection - I came to a few conclusions.

    ALIVE!


    I realized I couldn't answer these questions. So, I decided I'd try to express my confusion on the subject of text in an article for the first mag I've written since my last RBL Mod tenure. I'm not sure when the change occurred. Hell, I'm not even sure if I played a part in it. Sure, it's safe to say everyone who's ever written a verse on a hiphop message board has played a part in the overall decline of interest. Whether they were a general favorite and stopped writing, causing lack of interest to others. Or whether they were the most wack piece of shit to touch a keyboard and over time made it acceptable to not be as creative as before. Both ends of the spectrum played their parts I'm sure. What we're left with is this - a current scene that's totally disrespected by most of it's original creators.

    That being said, I guess I can truthfully answer the first question I posed. Why bother? Because I miss the competitive spirit. I miss coming home Monday-Friday after chillin' with friends, signing on and writing something to prove I was just as good as people who had been crafting their own verses for years. That's where I think the decline started. The lack of drive because it was deemed wack to give a fuck about something online. Truth is, you can care about a lot of shit but when it comes to writing a diss for MC AERIAL SHORTZ, you just aint cool. Personally, I disagree though. I don't feel that taking an hour or two out of my day to write is bad. Hell, I slave away 8-10 hours at a job I despise but apparently dedicating an hour of my day to write something creative is wack? Motherfucker, I've spent more time in the fucking DMV than I have writing the majority of my verses. COMBINED. I mean, for real, that shit just seems to be a copout to me.

    I remember when I started kinda "caring" about what I was writing and decided I'd switch up being bland and try to do something different. I was in the RBL, it was prolly like August or so in 2002 and my scrub ass was floating around in the bottom of the ranks dropping cum lines and i think i ACTUALLY dissed some guys avatar. Officially, I wanna say my rank was like 78 or 79. I had been in the RBL for like 3 weeks and the week prior I finally broke the 100's. I was moving up. Shit was cool. Long story short.... I WAS HAVING FUN. I read some of the champ matches and dropped my own noob critique on the ones that set the standard for half of what everyone writes today - myself included.

    I know I'm jumping around here but basically text had it's own community. You didn't just know muhfuckas from RM, you knew em from RTM, LW, blunts, prowlers, and everywhere else on the internet. We've sort of lost that community vibe, which kills not only interest, but most if not all of the excitement. Back in the day if you wrote something dope then people knew about it on like 4 other sites the next day. It was like some Six Degrees of Seperation type shit. You knew a guy who passed it along to another guy who shared it with 2 others who printed that shit out and taped it to their fridge. It was actually deemed an acceptable way of venting and relaxing while progressing some skill in your creative writing at the same time. It was almost like a thinking man's sport, if that makes any sense.

    Such fond memories lead me to answer the second question I previously suggested. Yes, I am trying to bring the fun back. Can anyone blame me? I know the vets cant, they've been trying to do the same forever and failed. I may fail too. David Lama failed and he dedicated more than I ever plan too. His exact words, after bringing the most life to text since it's glory days were that "text is dead". I remember personally being in 5 different leagues on 5 different sites and writing 16 a day for each one, Monday-Friday (except the one on LW, that was only 10 lines. Props to anyone who remembers that league). But it's not like that anymore. We've got people who call it nerdy and people who just aren't good enough to do a 16 a day without quitting their day jobs.

    So we flash forward to '08. It's a new year, same RBL, but a new Mod trying to revive it - probably the 30th one to try his hand at it since its conception. He's met with some success but overall there's been more pitfalls than parties. For years everyones problem with the RBL was that it didnt have a dedicated Mod staff. Now it does and people want to focus on the fucking talent pool of all things to try and knock it. In a nutshell, I can only promise everyone in this league one thing. We, (KG, Danny, Resilient and I) will do our part to restore the name of the RBL. We haven't forgotten our roots. We remember the days of getting enough personal ammo for an opponent on AIM to completely embarrass them in rhyme-form from ever posting on the internet again. We remember when being an RBL Champion actually meant something around the web. We remember text and to be honest, we wouldn't choose to forget it for anything short of a drunken Hayden Panettierre hog-tied on our doorsteps. Hopefully the same still applies for everyone else?
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    III. Top 20 Battle Breakdowns


    First off, lemme just say FUCK ALL OF YOU IN THE TOP 20 WHO DECIDED TO NOSHOW. I HOPE YOUR COCKS FALL OFF INTO A BRITISH MANS WOODEN TOOTHED MOUTH (Caliber/Lilrhyminghoods preferrably) AND THEY CATCH SPLINTERS ALL THE WAY DOWN. Seriously, who the fuck spends time to write for like 4 weeks to make it to the top 20 and then blows their load prematurely like that? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ you bum ass muhfuckas. But anyways, i digress...


    1. Servical 6-1 -vs- 2. Willie Gallo 5-0

    Dope little battle. Willie came with something to prove and while he lost and Servical kept the title for another week, he definitely showed everyone he's a force to be reckoned with. A couple of things bugged me about this battle and since I'm a mod and not participating, I feel like I have an unbiased view of things here. First off, Serv - what's up with the feeding/swaying at the beginning of your verse? Is that shit necessarry homie? Did Willie make you mad or something? I really have never seen the need to talk shit about an opponents verse WHILE I'm battling them let alone before I even post my shit. in essence, you sorta looked rather bitch-ish there. But I'm not hating, it obviously didn't matter in the voters eyes - still it urked me and I had to ask the question. Secondly, it's obvious Willie is an alias. I'm not sure who he is yet, and honestly if I had voted I'da probably gone with him, but really, it's a shame he wasted 6 weeks of his life to be secret squirrel status only to lose in the champ match. That shit must suck, but hopefully that doesn't deter him and he shows up next week with an even bigger chip on his shoulder. I truly enjoyed reading both verses in this match and I hope they aim to stick around for a while.

    DannyC's Opinion:

    The championship match to me was a bit less than expected as far as effort goes, as each poster came with 16 lines. Willie came out of the gate with some so-so punches, and the rest of his verse followed suit with some good personal punches, including Serv’s record, but nothing hitting too hard. His closer though.. Great:

    “whats in it for me? i get no rep for how im bombin shit...
    cause beatin Servical..is not and never will be...an accomplishment”

    Servical came out strong from the start. Classic Serv from what we’ve seen so far. Attacking his verse, the substance of his style, and everything about him. Came with an even stronger closer:

    “but truth is this pussy's a fag, keep sleeping, your likely to fail
    'men'did your broken dreams'... and they broke your hymen as well”

    My vote would’ve gone to Servical to remain the champion.

    3. Sephiroth 4-0 -vs- 4. Magus via The Dark 3-0

    Um, Holy shit?... I'll get to this match a little bit later - BATTLE OF THE WEEK WITH EASE.

    5. Anarch 5-2 -vs- 6. As Seen On Tv 4-1
    I'm not gonna pull any punches here... ASOTV, judging by this verse - since that is the only one I can truthfully judge you by - you suck. No offense, don't go jumping off any bridges buddy. It's just, honestly, I don't know how you got to be ranked 6th. You've got KIND OF a refreshing style but everything in your execution is flawed and your concepts are pretty basic. Anarch didn't bring the lava, but he brought enough to start a small brushfire and let it spread. I'm probably gonna get bitched at for going after you like this ASOTV, and for that I'm sorry... but please get better... for all of us.

    7. CzarKastRophee 4-2 -vs- 8. Schadenfreude 5-2

    This was like the definition of an edge of your seat, who's gonna win, omg did that really happen, excitement type battle. I personally thought Schade won (although buddy, in regards to your opening comments - dont take this the wrong way or nothing, far from a battle of the week match-up. You got skills, but thats pushing it a little dont'cha think?) and it appears my opinion was echoed 5 other times in the votes, resulting in a Schade victory. Luckily for both contenders they decided to post links. I was being strict as hell and thought maybe THAT would decide who won this one, but in the end it was old fashioned voting that fucked Czar in the ass for his 3rd loss so far. Props to both of you for a decent, exciting to watch battle. Kinda.


    9. Linesman 3-1 -vs- 10. Resilient. 3-1

    Linesman apparently loves the cock and goes out on Saturday nights driving in his fathers convertible, giving handjobs to Veterans for a piece of their government money. You go, girl. Seriously though, props to Resilient for showing and big gay dicks to Linesman for blowing Lieutenant Dan in his dads car. Faggot.
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    11. 4Matt 3-1 -vs- 12. Me$$y One 3-1

    Cool battle, kinda. I liked 4Matt's verse. Messy, if I may call you that. I know I've dropped the dollar signs but i'd like to be casual with you while I break down your battle, ya dig? I liked...no, I loved the flow of your verse in certain spots. For example, the opening bars after youre intro...the asbestos streams on his couch shit flowed so crisp I wanted you to keep rhyming like that and as long as you somehow managed to diss 4Matt one more time - i'da voted for you. But alas, you went kinda downhill and gave up on your pretty smooth reading a little while later and in my eyes it cost you the match here. 4Matt wasn't the second coming of Jesus but he definitely had enough to give you the giant FUCK YOU finger in the ass. No offense, I've praised you in your good areas and now I'm pointing out the weak. I hope you stay in and continue to elevate man, you got the seeds just give em water.[/shitty metaphor]

    13. Abn0rmal 2-0 -vs- 14. Rezor X 2-0

    Abn0rmal e-mailed me the reason why he wouldn't be showing. He had to bail his mother out of jail for her involvement in a vicious gangbang turned quadruple homocide. She's been like this for a while now... I can sympathize with her playing the cup's role at a 7-11 Slurpee stand, but there's no need for murder in a situation like that. Therefore this was a typical noshow. If anyone is to blame, it's Abn0rmal's mother though. Not his lack of time management. No, definitely not that.

    15. PopeJuicy 2-0 -vs- 16. Thoughts. 2-0

    Finally, something worth reading. I never thought I'd actually be thinking that while breaking down the TOP 20 battles. Silly me, I figured Top 20 meant THE BEST. Anyways, I've gone off on a tangent... this was a good battle for what it was. Thoughts came out swinging, granted he was swinging with punches we all wrote years ago in a cypher on a website thats been deleted by now, but he was swinging nonetheless. Pope was definitely the highlight of this match. Top to bottom, he had a solid verse and came away with the victory based solely off his creativity alone. Strong showing from someone who I figured was washed up by now. Props Pope.

    17. Porno_Lady 2-0 -vs- 18. ExodusIII 2-0

    First off, Porno_Lady is good in her own right and all that shit. Good, now that's out of the way. LMAO @ ALL THE PORN PUNCHES. I'm not even kidding, sure they've probably been done before but who gives a fuck... it's like when someone drops a best-of mixtape... you still go apeshit for it. from the opener of Ex's verse to the closer, I honestly felt he gave PL a nice 20 punch to the ribs. Not to say PL was wack or anything, far from it actually. She had her own bit of dopeness sprinkled here and there which got her the fair share of votes... but in the end Ex showed her comedy dominates a good verse and brought the win home. Nice battle. Nicest out of the Top 10 honestly... props to you both.

    19. Mic'ed Up 2-1 -vs- 20. BoogaTheGreat 2-1

    WELL WELL WELL... we have our first DOUBLE no-show. I used to respect Booga. I used to not know who the fuck Mic'ed Up was... technically, I still dont. But they both can lick the bloody tip of my fucking hemrhoids for this gay ass shit. How do you BOTH no show? really, explain that shit to me. I GIVE YOU THE FUCKING FLOOR, DROP KNOWLEDGE ON ME YALL. Fact is you can't. Booga was probably getting his fucking hair braided and Mic'ed Up was probably... shit, he was probably doing the braiding. Fag type shit. I hope you both are miraculously in the same place where the next natural disaster happens. Seriously. I want you both to be sitting on a beach somewhere, lounging in chairs drinking Blue Moon from your faggoty ass coolers and WHAM, Tsunami time. Swept up in a salty wetness that can only resemble the cum you both gargle nightly. Fuck you both. Anally.
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    IV. Battle of the Week

    3. Sephiroth 4-0 -vs- 4. Magus via The Dark 3-0

    Magus:
    when matching verses, your most likely to get baked
    mines is here to prove your wack, yours is the icing on the cake -seph


    Since you're a poet, we can collab...I'll even do it tonight..
    The topic? me saying you suck, and you proving me right.. - Magus


    Amazing.


    Ladies and Gentleman. He's desperate. Dude's hungry.
    So he bites Mag's like a starvin User holding a food monthly.
    and you'll be back at 15, after this round's closer.
    Cuz your only rep says you like it in the butt on mouse over.
    Other than that. youre a nobody. you'll get no mention.
    youre the byproduct of 2 things..no shows and no interest.
    and line 4 got me pissed..his verses have no style.
    but HE'S the only one on the site with a personalized profile.
    you wont make it, you suck in text and it's blatant.
    cheer up tho.
    you get to go from riding the pine to interior decoration.
    so if it's votes youre aiming for..better get ya people.
    cuz seph is so super bad, he wont need evan for a sequel.
    they'll call me a pimp when i beat this whore stupid.
    the best line you ever had....i had.....2 weeks before you did
    it's no secret..i didn't try this week..you'll need to wait.
    and if my verse is sketchy...then yours are fingerpaint.
    you'll never make it to the top..i watched you..no joke
    half of ya wins are no show verses...the other half no shows.
    You and resilient both dropped shitty verses that bout
    he's resilient..he'll bounce back...you shouldve just bounced.
    there's no bad feelings..he know's it's jokes..
    he doesn't hold any punches...that's why i like em........and voters dont.


    http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=1082332


    ^^^after that..you'd show face..what a daring gay
    that fish line was so stretched
    .......................you could pull crab off the bering strait.
    and your opener. classic. and you know it son.
    just lucky that pot took that battle over kettle, 4 votes to 1.
    you'll need a ghostwriter to get a vote, stop writing rhymes.
    and get on aim...cuz you'd need metasin to doctor your lines.
    i'd expect something in that bag. but sadly i think he's out.
    the Persephone's trickery, it's enough to make hades rethink his vows.




    I know. None of you get it.

    Sephiroth:

    lol, look...


    you shouldn't be in the RBL, your scrypts THAT boring
    cause 30 lines of nothing belongs in the sig check forum
    dude stays writing a book like it'll get him some clout
    you'll only get 'best cellar' ...
    ............... cause its cleaner then the rest of your house
    ^ see i can write like you, and do it from start to finish
    but then i'd have to explain why 28 of my bars are filler
    trying to compensate for quality, them tactics is foul
    his verse's Napoleon complex could boost France's morale
    the mods even punk you cause they know you a clown
    but Mag was done way before Grimet said "I'm posting it now"
    your style's bitchmade, it's like Versace invented dude
    you wouldn't do Jack, unless he was standing right next to you
    and the little fame you DO have won't help at all, dogg
    you only been mentioned cause we haven't cut the small talk
    bitches like you are simple, whining and fussing away
    with enough emotional baggage to hold up customs for days
    you ain't respected anywhere, so just quit and retire
    his credibility on the 'net zero', without switching providers
    your dickriders'll say shit like "Magus is going to win"
    but that bull is so backwards, it'll have matadors chargin at him
    your the definition of being finished, man your through
    so if we jump to conclusions, we'll probably land on you
    intellect, image and meaning is what my verse has plenty
    your marked for 'depth' ...
    not cause we want you dead, it's cause you don't have any
    your verse was wack, ain't nothing threatning about it
    that shit was clown shoes, and your wearing the rest of the outfit
    your in serious need of practice, and a few rehearsals
    his skills took a smoking break, and ended up on a truth commercial
    boog and charles beat you, but you escaped with the V ?
    you had so many close calls, your career should switch to AT&T

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    Winner - Sephiroth

    V. Verse of the Week​

    Winner - ExodusIII

    you impressed last week, Porno Lady's good at her craft
    beat off two guys at the same time... now watch her take a foot in the ass
    pussy infected with crabs, warts, and all kinds of ill growth
    that aint a vibrator she's using... just a scared dildo
    Ex been doin this for years and still killin it, my shit is flames
    so if you wanna see a prick fall off... just give a nigga brain
    porno's ruining the league, bitch is wack as fuck
    KG's feeling like every dude you've blown... wishin he never gave you the chance to suck
    your xxx movies are a bore, they're makin me yawn honey
    ...shit'll make me roll over n go to sleep... before coming
    i've seen your magazines... i'm suprised a man's fucked you ever
    mad dude's beat off over your pages... only so they get stuck together
    ...her face would make the hardest penis take the coward route
    known as the electrician... cuz dude's only call her when the power's out
    gotta wait in line for a turn... plus you need a ticket
    pussy nicknamed the grand canyon.. and not because it costs a G to hit it
    all you hear is swish when this bitch takes a dick for a ride
    ...it goes straight into the hole without hitting the sides
    i'm a huge fan of porno... i don't wanna front
    ...but the only clips i got wit her name on it... are ones you load a gun
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    VI. Punchline Pandemonium​


    PP's brought to you by three people this week. Willie Gallo, Danny C and myself. Enjoy...

    He's hardly about this and is far from resounding in public
    so ill do us a favor and write out out write without sounding redudant
    all over the net, he gets around like the best journeyman center...
    but you're always out write, like every tourney you've entered
    - Velocirapper


    all you hear is swish when this bitch takes a dick for a ride
    ...it goes straight into the hole without hitting the sides
    - ExodusIII


    U poor as fuck homie, Cool it brother, u rich? Ya foolish fucker.
    If money talks .. im sure urs goes, TIMMMAY! .. then drools, & stutters.
    - CzarKastRophee


    so if it's votes youre aiming for..better get ya people.
    cuz seph is so super bad, he wont need evan for a sequel.
    - Magus


    trying to compensate for quality, them tactics is foul
    his verse's Napoleon complex could boost France's morale
    - Sephiroth


    he should be fixin his health, hygiene's taken a real dip to the south...
    his smile looks like springfield elementary took a field trip to his mouth
    - Willie Gallo


    but you shoulda thought more...your verse is wack to me
    verse with so many fault lines..it dwarfs natural catastrophes
    - Anarch


    Who'd pay you to write, your lines aint nothing to fret
    Your wording so poor, they can sign up for government checks
    - 4Matt


    but truth is this pussy's a fag, keep sleeping, your likely to fail
    'men'did your broken dreams'... and they broke your hymen as well
    - Servical


    This'll be bad, see Thoughts and nobody is peepin'...
    Cuz Losings up your alley... Like the box that you sleep in...
    - PopeJuicy


    ‘n I’ve seen your style of battle, fact is your words are fading
    I’m ranked #3?
    Oh.. never mind – I’m facing the wack version of Magus
    - Resilient


    I aint talkin about the past, never seen ya til' recent...
    But if you had a concrete thought... I bury you underneath it...
    - PopeJuicy


    so no wonder them lines is stretched so badly and oddly
    instead of batteling, he wrote the instruction manual for pilates
    - Servical


    your verse was wack, ain't nothing threatning about it
    that shit was clown shoes, and your wearing the rest of the outfit
    - Sephiroth


    …“Fine like jews”/”mind my Q’s”/”times by two”/”blind my poo”~
    Oh shit, my bad. I just wanted to drop some forced rhymes like you~
    - Name play.


    your style's bitchmade, it's like Versace invented dude
    you wouldn't do Jack, unless he was standing right next to you
    - Sephiroth


    Other than that. youre a nobody. you'll get no mention.
    youre the byproduct of 2 things..no shows and no interest.
    - Magus via The Dark


    I don't need lines to prove this homo is played..
    with that verse....someone's gonna revive the lyrical dojo today.
    - Criteria


    Its evident by your walk, so face it you bitch
    Your usually a stand up guy, unless your taking a piss
    - 4matt


    This nigga's 'cupcake'. His 30 lines will show you how~
    Hey~ It's the 2nd time this week a contestant 'blows him out'~
    - Name play.
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    VII. Ranks/Predictions!​

    *Predictions in Bold.

    RBL Championship Match
    1. Servical (7-1)
    2. Sephiroth (5-0)

    RBL Contendership Match
    3. Anarch (6-2)
    4. Schadenfreude (6-2)

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  8. U S E R

    U S E R NON-DOHPE.squad

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    VIII. Outroduction


    IF YOU NOSHOWED I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL. IF YOU DIDN'T I LOVE YOU. IF YOU PLAN ON NOSHOWING THIS WEEK PLZ JUST KILL YOURSELF. And this ladies and gentlemen, is your very own UserName - signing out. Enjoy the week, vote, drop your links in the right thread, and please dont make me hate you. Thanks!



    PEACE!
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  9. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    U S E R NON-DOHPE.squad

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    p.s.

    meta and criteria looks to be sleeper battle of the week.
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  11. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    49. Worst Nightmare (0-0)
    50. Super. (0-1)

    ill be watching this one, if they both show up
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  12. U S E R

    U S E R NON-DOHPE.squad

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    supers almost a guaranteed noshow i think.
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  13. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    awesome.
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  14. U S E R

    U S E R NON-DOHPE.squad

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    keep your head high tho, gives me something to aim for.
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  15. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    do u get hairballs when u lick that much testicalia?
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    U S E R NON-DOHPE.squad

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    it depends on the persons hygiene really

    how does it feel watching it from the 69 POV?
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  17. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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  18. ExodusIII

    ExodusIII New Member

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    Abn0rmal e-mailed me the reason why he wouldn't be showing. He had to bail his mother out of jail for her involvement in a vicious gangbang turned quadruple homocide.

    lol... i enjoyed the personality... some hilarious moments... especially the scolding of no showers...

    and thanks for the shout out...

    one more thing... was this just a random pairing... or did yall see the beef brewing...

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    ayo Min, i guess our paths are crossing sooner than i expected
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  19. Master Peace

    Master Peace coolest nigga yo mama kno

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    This was a dope as mag USER...props to the mods involved with the mag...keep up the good work
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  20. King Grimet

    King Grimet King Grimet

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    Exo fool, you been crossin paths with min for a long time..
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