RBL Magazine Issue 5 Volume 1

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  1. Brown Jesus

    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    Introduction

    Welcome back to another week of RBL. Hope you guys had fun last week, more no shows than I would like, but, shit happens. I'm a little under the weather, so I'm going to make the Intro short and sweet. First the recap, then a preview, then the highlights, close with power rankings. The End.

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  2. Brown Jesus

    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    Recap

    Champ T.a.C vs Brown Jesus

    T.a.C dropped some nice lines. He pretty much kicked my ass again :cry:. T.a.C had some decent personals in his verse. Copy/Paste isn't playing nice right now, and I don't have the patience to engage Linux in battle today, sorry guys. The easy road/last title shot was good, and the work for me sequence hurt :cry:

    I sucked.

    The End

    T.a.C wins

    Sonny Daze vs Gee Willikers

    This was good. Sonny switched up his structure and kinda paid for it with an L. The flow was definitely awkward to catch. I think that this rhyme scheme can be done, but when it doesn't come off right... yeah. That 4G line was nice, could've been worded for more impact, but it was cool.

    Gee went HAM and earned VotW. Not much to be said here; no one beats VotW. Good showing, homie!

    Tbone vs Breathlesss

    I didn't think this was as bad as everyone else did. Only a couple quoteables (tbone had the closer to his first stanza, breah had the OR trail line), but nothing that makes me tear up just trying to read it. Tbone did his usual straight up style and Breathless did his nasty flow with a little humor. The voters preferred Breathless this week.

    Saner HxS vs C Price

    Saner lost (kinda no showed) because he has shitty hardware components in his PC. Let this be a lesson to you guys: Always use high quality components with your PC i.e. don't buy your computers from OEM's. Or ditch Microsoft. Both really, since if one is advantageous, then two together are fortissimo. You guys have to appreciate that last bit. Damn, I'm good.

    C Price dropped some decent material. I liked the mechanical pencil/ handle intsrumentals sequence. Good shit!

    Gramur vs Noble Soldier vs PharCyze

    PC no showed. I like having you in the league, man, get that shit back together.

    :cry:

    So between Noble and Gram, Gram definitely had the better verse. Noble hasn't been around for a while, and is probably still shaking the dust off. He still came with some decent concepts, though. The lines T.a.C quoted from your verse were good. Really enjoyed the Cyze/Gram/non-existant line.

    Gram had a nice verse, too. I almost gave you the VotW this week, but I felt that G dubs had a better showing. The opener set the tone and you didn't look back. Cyze advantage?

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  3. Brown Jesus

    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    Preview

    C. T.a.C(16-1)
    2. Gee Willikers(3-2)

    T.a.C usually does well in a rematch

    :scared:

    3. C Price(1-1)
    4. Gramur(1-1)

    Gram has what it takes. I think Gram tgets a title shot next week.

    5. Sonny Daze(1-1)
    6. Breathless(8-20)

    Sonny is going to abuse Breathless

    7. Tbone(2-2)
    8. SanerHsX(0-3)

    Saner should win this one. Unless he sticks with that new style

    :scared:

    9. Noble Soldier(0-1)
    10. Citizen K(0-0)*

    I've never heard of Citizen K, so the nod goes to Noble. Not really a vote of confidence lol.
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  4. Brown Jesus

    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    Last Weeks Highlights

    I bet yall think ya gangers, teflon don efficient..
    Except the Cyze of yalls Gram's are non existent..
    Noble Soldier

    this overrated bitch will claim he's a star
    but if HE'S dope I'm nearsighted...can't see anything from aPhar
    Gramur

    Not hard...Subpar...his rhyming antics are weak
    ..and he love the fat bitches..
    so that's the only Cyze Advantage he'll see
    Gramur

    Dudes slain, I don’t see how you could try to win
    So in honor of Easter, I’ll make sure this return that you die again
    T.a.C

    In the mag he claimed my roads been easy, that’s wild
    Though clicking the first link posted…
    …Same can be said about my last title
    T.a.C

    Punchline of the Week

    I'm 0-5 against T.a.C

    Verse of the Week

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  5. Brown Jesus

    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    Power Rankings

    A lot different that last week, except for T.a.C in the #1 spot. Gram and Gee get points for strong showings last week. That left 4 and 5 and I was really at a loss for how to make it happen.

    5. Saner HxS

    4. Sonny Daze

    3. Gramur

    2. Gee Wilikers

    1. T.a.C
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    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    Outro

    Another small-ish Mag, and late... sorry guys. I was a little under the weather this week. I'm thinking about saying I'll post it on Mondays, so that when I'm late I can still beat my Wednesday ideal. I guess I'll have to start doing this on the weekends :cry:.
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  8. Gee Wilikers

    Gee Wilikers G Willy

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    good looking on votw my g.
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  9. SonnyDaze

    SonnyDaze 7 train heavyweight

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    Gee had the Votw no doubt, and deserved the W over me even though I disagree with the view of my structure not being effective. My only issue with Gee's verse is that he blatantly bit the "pull SD card" line I used myself the week before. Just wanted to point that out.

    Thanks again for the review though Brown Jesus.
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  10. SanerHxS

    SanerHxS HxS/Gateway Tonez

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    def be coming harder int he coming weeks
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  11. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    we ever gonna do that interview? i wanna air out the mag mod. :scared:
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