RBL Magazine Issue 1 Volume 1

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  1. Brown Jesus

    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    Introduction

    Well, you all know me as the loud obnoxious motherfucker that never shuts up. Now you will know me as your Mag Mod. I’m going to try and channel that energy into an entertaining Mag every week. And, if you think they suck, let me know, I will be better.

    We’re coming off a good week where everyone in the Champ Match lost lol. Now the title is vacant, and we have 4 hopefuls to the title. I think this is going to be an exciting week, don’t make me a liar. This is going to be the basic layout:

    1. Review
    2. Preview
    3. Last Week Highlights
    3a. Punchline of the Week
    3b. Verse of the Week
    4. Mind of Menso
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  2. Brown Jesus

    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    Review

    LP vs Breathless vs Gee Willikers

    LP is always in some controversy. He says he should have won last week since he's the only one to post links. I went back and felt like I was overly harsh on Gee's verse, it was better than I remember reading. Breathlesss did his 8 bar setup thing. It was a good battle, 3 completely different styles coming to a head. Gee won on votes, but didn't post links.

    :cry:

    T.a.C vs Jai

    T.a.C won.

    Hensley vs PharCyze vs Brown Jesus

    I don't know about you guys, but this battle had my attention all week :)scared:). Ha ha seriously, though, this had potential from the start. Hens jumping into the match, me being arrogant, and Phar being relegated to underdog status as champ made this interesting. I think we allcame nicely, bit Hensley is in the Archives for a reason. Hens dropped some crack in the form of brutal nameplays and took this one unanimously.
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  3. Brown Jesus

    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    Preview

    Bruce Lerone vs tbone

    Haven't seen anything from either, doesn't mean much, though. I am glad you guys have signed in! No forecast on this one.

    Lyricalpriest vs Gee Willikers

    LP is pissed as always. I think he pulls some better concepts than last week. Gee isn't bad, though; he definitely has potential. I think Gee has the punches to pull this out, though.

    Jai z vs Breathlesss

    Well, these two don't like each other, and that usually translates into a good battle. Breathless isn't that bad, though. He refuses to sacrifice flow for punchlines, which is ok, but he usually gets a really good punch in. Jai... what can I say? This will be a close battle. Toss up, I'm not sure how Jai will respond this week.

    John Hensley vs Brown Jesus

    The rematch! Last week was more a test of his commitment than his skills. This week? A test to see if I pretty much drop to last place after 2 straight L’s. Thanks, T.a.C! Hensley in a shutout.

    :cry:

    T.a.C vs PharCyze

    This should be good. T.a.C hasn't really had to do much to get here, so he should have some decent material. PharCyze is coming off a loss against Hens; add our 40-ish line verses, I think Phar might be a little worn out. Phar definitely has the ability to put a dent in that shiny record, though. T.a.C wins in a close match.
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  4. Brown Jesus

    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    Last Weeks Highlights

    Been here since 2000, getting shine whenever it’s a dead league
    I see you love war…you only jump around here when the vets leave
    Gee Willikers

    want my 2 cents? i bet morgan freeman hates you, quit, just chill, you're dumb
    i might be supportin' priest's kids, paid through the christian children's fund
    Breathlesss

    And Hens is shook, but Phar? Dumbass faggot'll push me,
    Don't matter how big you are, though, cus Cyze only matters to pussies,
    Brown Jesus

    Check out this legend story n u will find that it's past due,
    Its all ass around John and u ain't gotta look in the bathroom,
    PharCyze

    think u got stomp'd by a gang crew if i'm n my damon wayans mood
    BJ n a cast from boot camp..... Hens, u'll be n Major Payne II
    PharCyze

    or locke'm up - cuz a DUI couldn't explain ya drive when u text
    than blow'n that bad.......... with no accounts of a sobriety test
    PharCyze

    Punchline of the Week

    T.a.C putting me in a battle with Hensley again.

    :cry:

    Verse of the Week

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  5. Brown Jesus

    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    Outro: Mind of Menso

    Nothing crazy this week. I'm gonna be doing The Mag from now on, and we will have one every Wednesday. I promise you guys that. Give me stuff to write about. I need stories to fill this thing with! I will start doing interviews, also. If you deny my request to pick your brain, then I will troll you incessantly for approximately 7 days. That being said, I only need some form of communicating that is Android friendly. I currently use the following:

    Google: mensostupid
    Yahoo: mensoisfordummies

    But, I am open to alternatives. Let me know what works for you when I tap your shoulder =)

    I want to give a shout out to Hensley for coming through and showing us what a legend can do. Just don't do it to me again… after this week :cry:

    Show up for your battles, vote, and have fun! I'll be paying more attention to your battles from now on, so don't bore me =)
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  6. BarZ.

    BarZ. Over Everything

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    Dope... Like the Mag, if u ever can't get to it - shoot me a PM and i'll help out anytime

    3 PUNCHES in the MAG this WEEK...
    i'm on my Tekken shit.. lol


    look 4ward to nxt wk.. and me w/ the best verse of the wk.. :)
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  7. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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    ahh man.. just what this league needs... doesn't have to be the most in depth but a mag will draw interest.. i'm always gonna be supportive of the RBL and there's alot of ppl who would join this league if shit like mags keep coming, nice effort
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  8. breathlesss

    breathlesss Registered Sex Offender

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    Well did, you write very readably
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  9. Brown Jesus

    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    Thanks, guys!

    Breathless: I feel like my writing is missing some transitions. I'll get used to it.

    Hensley: Word! I'm gonna spruce the magazine up, too, this was thrown together quickly. It will be regular, though. I want the league to be known for consistency =)

    Phar: I'm not one to miss stuff; I make time for things like this. But, if you want to make contributions, please do! This is the leagues magazine, and its for you guys. I'm open to any kind of input.
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  10. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    diggin the fuck out the mag.. and will PM u in the future with stories etc.. so, until then i'll look forward to the next mag u drop.. props mens-ahem-brown hay zuess
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  11. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    I love BJs. Oh and BJ too.


    Good shit brotha. When we gonna finally do that interview lmao
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  12. Brown Jesus

    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    When do you have spring break?
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  13. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    Today til april 2nd
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  14. Brown Jesus

    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    No shit. How did your finals go?
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  15. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    One class i got an A. Waiting on my other 3. Pretty nervous bout one class.
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  16. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    t.a.c. u better not disappoint us with no low grades u nerd!
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  17. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    nigga please. im such a shit student.
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  18. Brown Jesus

    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    I manafacture great students for 40 an hour tbh
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  19. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    Not worth it
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    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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