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  1. Brown Jesus

    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    Holy shit, slow 2 Wednesdays in a row. This whole Mag thing is turning into a lucrative endeavor. In this day and age, for mediocrity to be so generously compensated is.... appropriate. Bravo! With that being said, I'll try to make this Mag a little bit better than my average display second rate journalism. Enough about me, last week we had a few no shows, but it was still a good week. We had Resilent return to the league, and some new faces. Sonny retained his title... again. No Preview this week for obvious reasons. Last Power Rankings for a couple weeks. I will do a Highlight reel, and probably will do another once we get these exhibition matches going. I'm thinking we'll do it next week; we can solidify the details and set up the matches. I kinda want a few things going on. I want to have a little punchline contest, 2-3 exhibition matches, and maybe the tag-team as a main event type of deal. These "events" aren't in stone, so if you want to participate in something, let one of the mods know. More on these events in next weeks Mag. Aside from that, enjoy the Mag (or at least lie to me about it and say you did).

    :omosalute:

    Ed: post a freestyle in the lounge or gtfo of my forum Baby OJ... we need entertainment.
    test
  2. Brown Jesus

    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    Review of Last Week

    C. SonnyDaze(13-1)
    2. RicoSuave(6-4)

    This was like there fourth rematch, but it was good. Not my favorite of their match-ups, but it was a close one. Rico got some votes, but Sonny still pulled out the W. Rico's wordplay almost saved the day, but Sonny retained.

    Sonny wins and retains the title.

    3. Gramur(4-3)
    4. The marshall(2-1)

    Gramur no showed =*(. The Marshall had a decent no show verse, the batman grappling gun like was cool.

    The Marshall wins by no show.

    5. MisterE(0-1)
    6. I Orgin I(0-0)

    MisterE completely overpowered | Origin | in this one. That baby batter's line was like :eekcat:. Origin was decent, but MrE was on another level.

    MisterE wins.

    7. Need Beats(0-0)
    8. About Tyme(0-0)

    Double no show

    :dub:

    9. Muti(0-0)
    10. Resilient(0-0)
    11. Blue Tongue(0-0)

    Blue tongue wasn't bad, I liked that weeman line. Weezy had a few more bars than BT, though. I liked the choked you to death sequence. Muti had a weird style, not too many punches, can't win if you don't swing (pause?).
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  3. Brown Jesus

    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    Last Weeks Highlights

    No one’s sleeping on you when we’re already perched on your night stand
    Aight fam? I only picked you for the 2 on 2 cuz I was short of a hypeman.
    SonnyDaze

    Your record got that six-fo’… Impala… you’re posted in the whip
    Nah… Your record’s like a 6’4’’… balla… in the post… getting whipped.
    SonnyDaze

    We all know that Brown Jesus IM'd you and said you would get his vote in advance
    But after this battle, people will be calling me Footlocker, the way I own Champs
    Rico Suave

    I out ranked you with ease, despite what you felt.
    I climbed the ranks with talent - you'll need that & a grappling hook from Batmans belt.
    The Marshall

    Tongue’s structure is terrible, and he steps to the throne?
    Blue, I don’t have to read your verse..
    I can see you have absolutely no concept of flow
    Seriously Tongue, you can’t flow with a vet
    I’ll have the rest of your body matching your tongue
    .. Like I choked you to death
    Resilient

    Punchline of the Week

    After i give him this L, he'll cry, shout, lie and pout like a Sad Trash Bitch,
    Truth is, even weak punches will leave WeeMan Folding, feet to face like a Jackass skit
    BlueTongue

    Verse of the Week

    Battle of the Week

    http://board.rapmusic.com/rapmusic-...0-0-vs-10-resilent-0-0-vs-11-blue-tongue.html
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  4. Brown Jesus

    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    Power Rankings

    5. Rico Suave

    He will probably be in another champ match soon.

    4. Blue Tongue

    I really think he can whip his verses into shape, he has potential.

    3. MisterE

    Him and weezy are tied for #2 imo

    2. Resilient

    If he doesn't deserve it now, he will earn it soon.

    1. Sonny Daze
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  5. Brown Jesus

    Brown Jesus Menso is for Dummies

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    Outro

    And there you have it. I hope you enjoyed your Mag, We'll be back in a couple weeks. Until then, post your questions/comments/ridicule here or in the lounge.
    test
  6. Muti

    Muti I just write

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    Good read...

    I only did my verse to send a message..and of course it wasn't for battling

    but I thought the crucifixtion line was some what of a swing lol

    and the mendoza line..oh well its all good..

    been fun..
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  7. Resilient.

    Resilient. .. . ..

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    Thanks for the mentions. Once it starts back up I'll be here to battle.

    I must say, though, that my opener was WAYYYY better than Blue Tongue's Line of the Week. Just saying. The jackass theme on my name is sooo played.
    test
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