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  1. Brown Jesus

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    Introduction

    Welcome back to another belated issue of your RBL Mag. I'd like to start off by congratulating our new Champ, Sonny Daze; I shared your experience vicariously :scared:. Considering the amount of no shows, this issue is going to be thin; for those that showed up, I appreciate it, keep it up. The Recap is going to be smaller, of course; Highlights might be a little shorter than usual, too. The Preview should be good, we have a new Champ and the matchup should be good. We also have some vets signed back in: Welcome back to RBL Calibre and SOD; both were pretty nice in the day, I'm sure they will be welcome additions to RBL (assuming they vote, that is). It already looks like a better week than last week. I will definitely wirte an article this week, due to the no shows. Other than that, show up, vote, and have fun.

    RBL Staff
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    Recap

    If you no showed:

    Fuck you, you're lames as fuck!

    If you showed:

    <3

    That is all. On to the recap.
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    Rico Suave vs No Show Homo's

    I got 2 O'z to my name, In my hood, that'll cost you 3 grand
    Cook it, Cut it, Then bag it, I can show u first hand.

    Not a diss

    Briefcase full of bricks, I got that Charlie Sheen Money
    No, I actually sold him those bricks, I GOT CHARLIE SHEENS' MONEY

    Ha ha not a diss, though

    Fuck wit me and things will get messy, like im from Argentina (Messi)
    Cuz I'll put the chrome 2 ur face like im Don Cartegena

    Eh

    My punchlines hit u with the force of 20 Katrinas
    Im bout to change that 0 to 1 and 0, like im Gilbert Arenas

    Ok

    And I aint even have 2 talk about how Im Madd Ill and im crazy
    Because this was an easy win, like taking OJ from a Baby

    Could've been worded much better.

    So allow me to kick back and light this Cuban cigar
    Because I just killed 2 wack rappers, all in 1 Bar.

    Ok

    And Im glad you are taking your friends advice
    Because in this video, your bars, were mad tight Sick ass freestyle Rapper kills flow! - YouTube.... SIKE!!!

    Ha ha ok.

    You are about as trash as B-RAD drunk off 15 CORONAS
    But you really are on another level OJ... And that levels BELOW US!

    Wording again
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    Presence of Mind vs [​IMG]

    Presence of Mind

    Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Jai-Z.
    Voted most likely in high school to change teams,
    cause she's been attracting gay teens since age three.

    Not the best opener.

    Comes up short like a Tyson fight as she tries to write,
    Last seen on YouTube screaming "Hide ya wife!!!"

    ok

    Now Jai must have been hungry, biting Shawn Carter's alias,
    not to mention confused, so when she ate pussy she taped the shit.

    Eh

    See, really she's nice, polite with benevolent ways,
    so when she breathed in my smoke and saw the prevalent haze,
    Jai went to the hospital for eleven days.

    Eh

    Alright Z you're 0-1 step it up girl it's crunch time!
    But no, she's just hung out to dry on a Presents of Mind punch line.

    Wording could have probably pulled the two concepts together.

    Now she's embarrassed, weak, and sick- told Brown she was catching disease,
    But doez this kid really still swap itz s's with z's?
    Well Brown Jesus already sent you to hell. I guess that leaves heaven to me.

    Meh

    And stop acting hard, we all know that you're torn,
    check out Jai-Z's latest, fresh off the poetry board:
    I Hate Love

    Lol

    Acts all ghetto in bars, but polite with replies,
    we all see your picture-where's the bag full of nines?
    Oh wait, I get it. You're a rapper. That's fine.
    Tell you what: I'll kill myself the day this bastard gets signed.

    Ha ha ok

    Fuck a closet, Jai's hiding in the back shed,
    while the voters take every post that this fag said,
    and throw 'em in the trash thread.

    Ok

    I don't know, maybe try a different rap site...
    ...I'll even ghostwrite if you ask nice.

    Ha ha

    See when T.a.C told me Z was a she, I wouldn't believe.
    Now we gotta listen to her brag about getting more pussy than me.

    [b%5
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    Breathless vs :dunno:

    You drop with imperfections, like malformed infants
    I got mathematically robotic speech precision, writin' al gore rhythms

    Dude, this is dope. Not a diss, really, but damn.

    The numbers don't add up, C Price, you're not worth my time
    That dumb look stuck on your face is from my complex clock work of rhyme
    Hands down, Its noncents, so obvious you have not earned a dime
    Want A penny for my thoughts though? Here's a head's up, goodluck
    'Cause even somethin' a bit better than your best stuff would still suck

    Ha ha ok

    I kill fucks like you, similar to murderin' prostitutes, gory and carnal
    But the thrill comes when the news airs their convoluted story tomorrow

    Eh closer.
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    Gramur vs LamerHxS

    A lil something.

    why is T.a.C tryna prank me? shit he has to be stuntin'
    I'm top tier in Power rankings..Sane can barely scratch the Top 10 with punches

    Ha ha cool.

    this dumb kid is a nobody..he's lacking sources
    they're saying Who Sane? so much you'd think he's still hiding from U.S. Armed Forces

    Take out the US, it kills the flow. Dope, though.

    he don't deserve a title match with the vets
    so if he reach for T.a.C's belt...he'll unbuckle it..and do what he does best

    Could've been worded better.

    that terrible rec....we all know his raps don't wreak havoc
    I could call this a bye week..but he's a full fledged faggot

    Pause?

    this bastard is soft...I'm hammering this fake
    so if ya hear he's tough as nails..it's those press ons that all women break

    Ha ha. Wording, but its cool.

    he got ate in that last battle..see we predicted his defeat
    so since the 'fore cast was -Sonny...we knew he couldn't take the heat

    Wording, but it was nice.

    Good verse, Gram!
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    Gee Willikers vs Circleplex

    Circleplex

    this week tac served me gee will, shits a free kill for me
    cus your punches are like your name...
    ...out dated since 04, b

    Eh.. not the best opener.

    uze a dumbass, weak flow crushed when i write up
    cus this dude g.w's an idiot...
    ...so more than his names like bush

    Ha ha ok.

    i aint gonna say i'll fuck your hoe wit no rubber
    cus she def burning and when i pen crazy shit..
    ...it comes to life like i'm road runner

    Ok

    just cus i make jokes, you dont think me firing the things scary?
    keep talking, you can see this funny dude in a mask...
    ...like jim carrey

    Ok

    Gee Wilikers

    I’ll crush all your impulsive raps, you count on no shows to win
    And for shooting from the hip like that, you’ll never use yours again

    Ok. Wording needed work.

    Who posts a verse at three like “I know G won’t come up”?
    Circle got 360 degrees…none of them prove your not a dumbfuck

    Ha ha dope concept. Wording could be better, but this was good.

    G got those fresh concepts, im brilliant in writing keys
    C gets good ideas and theres lightbulbs…flashing out “finally”

    Ha ha lmao

    He’s just a sound alike, not good for shit in this game
    The only cir worth anything here had 5 and ill in his name

    Dope

    Too comfy with that one win, if you slack you miss 'em all
    I'm here to destroy this calmplex, like some demolition balls

    Ok

    He’s a wanna be player in the mirror with his rehersals
    So keeping it P.I. this way…has nothing to do with a Circle

    Ha ha ok

    Your pussy soft…abbreviations make your stance good
    Since being addressed as Cir is your only claim to manhood

    Damn, I liked this a lot.

    Go ahead, reset your loses, your still wack in our eyes
    This Circle got more L’s than all the lexus symbols combined

    Ha ha ok closer
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    T.a.C vs Sonny Daze

    T.a.C

    Wreckin on the daily, why’s this punk waiting
    Whitney Houston his ass in his mom’s tub, call it Son bathing

    Wordplay was ok, but it was a little forced.

    Check the mags, Juice has some following
    But now that I’ve got Sonny D, hes gonna be the one swallowing

    The Dunny D lines got played fast, it was alright, though

    Wallowing as I burn him, he’ll be running blazed
    Punches hitting so hard how can I do less than leave Sonny Daze’d?

    ok

    My shits played? This I could not believe
    How can you say I’m over using the 3 bar set...
    …When you’re over using mediocrity

    haha Liked this

    I’m an asshole, that’s how I got this field slayed
    So I’ma hit you with a bunch of 3 bars…
    …So you can lose to something you feel is played

    This was alright. I would have written "feels" instead of "feel is" tbh

    Facing me is suicide, making you cockless, B
    Have the world like whos Junior Seau the way my shots will rock SD

    This was cool, but the rhyme was forced.

    Fuck Ohio, where the wack web entangles
    You’re the pride of Cincy…
    …cuz your only competition was the Reds & Bengals

    wtf @ the setup lolol

    Throw pity at D, walkin through your city bragging
    Cuz the way I’m wreckin your set proves Its Not Always Sonny in Cincinnati

    Wording would have made this a good close. It was alright otherwise.

    Sonny Daze

    I’m shots of 151 while your softer than some cherry bombs
    This Giant’s record is inflated… more so than Barry Bonds’

    ha ha nice

    No debate (bait), the people wanna see if Tac’ll box (tackle box)
    It’s o-fish-al, He’s down after one punchline (lyin’) at lake bottom with the gravel rocks

    There was too much going on for one punchline. Maybe spread it out over a four line scheme. It came off forced.

    I’ll have em fishin’ ya corpse out of Fisherman’s Wharf
    Cuz when I throw the league for a loop, you won’t be saved by centripetal force

    Ha ha this was nice too

    “You suck”, and I’m not referring to what you write in your lines
    You’re a leech. You literally need this “site to survive”

    this was ok

    71,000 posts… Congratulations, that takes a lot of dedication
    I bet you put that on every job application with little to no hesitation

    eh ok

    I’m battling in New York next fall… some shit you’ll never do once
    But nevermind… that can’t compete with typing 3,000 posts every two months

    ok

    Prognosis isn’t favorable. Champ status ain’t sustainable
    When his name’s only light blue cuz hot pink wasn’t available

    ok

    So take pride in this beating… there’s no need to hide the welts
    They’ll say I’m “Sonny-ng” you when I whoop you with your title belt

    ok closer
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    Last Weeks Highlights

    You drop with imperfections, like malformed infants
    I got mathematically robotic speech precision, writin' al gore rhythms
    breathlesss

    why is T.a.C tryna prank me? shit he has to be stuntin'
    I'm top tier in Power rankings..Sane can barely scratch the Top 10 with punches
    Gramur

    You drop with imperfections, like malformed infants
    I got mathematically robotic speech precision, writin' al gore rhythms
    Gramur

    he got ate in that last battle..see we predicted his defeat
    so since the 'fore cast was -Sonny...we knew he couldn't take the heat
    Gramur

    Who posts a verse at three like “I know G won’t come up”?
    Circle got 360 degrees…none of them prove your not a dumbfuck
    Gee Wilikers

    He’s just a sound alike, not good for shit in this game
    The only cir worth anything here had 5 and ill in his name
    Gee Wilikers

    Your pussy soft…abbreviations make your stance good
    Since being addressed as Cir is your only claim to manhood
    Gee Wilikers

    My shits played? This I could not believe
    How can you say I’m over using the 3 bar set...
    …When you’re over using mediocrity
    T.a.C

    Punchline of the Week

    Breathless legitimately having a claim to PotW

    :wtf2:

    Verse of the Week

    Battle of the Week

    I don't think any of the battles really stood out. This isn't to say we didn't have two (wtf?) good battles, but to say we had a tie would be lame.
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    lolol... who caught that?

    :scared:
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    Mind of Menso

    I was going to write and complain about the no shows, but they probably aren't reading this. I would rather spend my time being a little more constructive. I really appreciate you guys showing up that did. We all have busy lives, but you still take the time to put together a verse; that is all I feel we can ask from you guys. It makes it easier to write the Mag, too. Considering the number of no shows and the size of the Highlights, you guys posted quality material; I enjoyed reading the verses.

    I also wanted to throw in an apology for being late. I do want to stress that I will get the Mag done for each week, though, you guys can count on that.
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