RBL Mag vol. 4

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    The Rapmusic.com Battle League Magazine
    Written by: Master Peace - Season 3 Week: #4
    Date: Monday May 12, 2008​

    Table of Contents

    I. Introduction
    II. Rules
    III. Roster & Rankings
    IV. Week 2 Verse of The Week
    V. Battle of the Week
    VI. Punchline Pandemonium
    VII. No Show SHINE
    VIII. Week 2 Preview
    IX. Predictions
    X. Conclusion​
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    I. Introduction

    What’s good you impatient Mua’Fuckas?!!? Welcome back to the internets most DOMINANT league…The RBL. NOW’RE LOOKIN GOOD! It’s nice to see some of the old heads back to contribute some shit to the league. A pretty nice percentage of my predictions paned out like I thought they would. The no-show factor is still a problem tho. I guess it’s just gon be that. We gon have to deal with no-shows. But str8 up…after that 3rd time YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM THE SEASON! Well this week looks like a good week of matches. Shit was evenly played out by my partner in crime Nasty. So I think we are all set to go.

    It’s coming down to the wire folks! We are only a week away from crowning a CHAMP! So who do you think it’ll be? It’s not gon be no easy go at for the crown. The cats that are undefeated have been putting up sharp verses…BETTA STEP YA GAME UP NEW JACKS!

    Again I’d like to welcome you all back to the league. You will be given your fair shot at the title if you work for it. Keep in mind the new rules and FOLLOW THEM. If you need to reach any of the Mods you can contact us at anytime and you will have a response within 24 hours.

    ---------Mod AIM Contacts---------

    Master Peace- GODsFavoriteWun

    Nasty- lyrikalxlord

    Quriosity- joekraq

    Servical-CalvinTheOne04 ​
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    II. Rules



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    ----- The RBL Official Rules & Regulations -----

    "GENERAL RULES"

    VERSUS DUE: Every Thursday @ 11:59 PM EST
    LINE LIMIT: Minimum of 12 lines, Maximum of 64
    ** NO BITING/RECYCLING, NO EXCEPTIONS **
    • Biters will be banned from participation within the RBL
    • Recycling is the equivalent to that of a no-show and will be treated as such, thus resulting in a loss in favor of the participant whom chose to recycle and a win in favor of his/her opponent

    • Extensions may only be granted if a moderator has given consent prior to a verse being posted in the match OR your opponent gives his consent
    • If granted, the extension will override deadline for both participants extending it for no more than 24 hours
    • CHECK-INS are encouraged, but not required
    • A failure to show will result in a loss and a sign out by default
    • If your opponent fails to show, you MUST STILL post AT LEAST 4 lines (4-15) AND 3 voting links in order to claim victory
    • A Championship Title WILL NOT be decided by way of no-show!!!
    • If an opponent fails to show in a Championship match, the remaining participant will be ranked as the number 1 seed, but will not be considered a Champion until a win by vote
    • Upon your second no show, you will be suspended for two weeks of competition. A third no show will result in a three week suspension and a fourth will result in a suspension for the remainder of the season. There is no suspension for first time no showers.
    • Competitors are limited to posting 3 times in their own match, which allows for checking in, posting votes, and posting a verse. For each post over 3, unless deemed necessary by the moderators, the competitor will be docked 1 vote.
    • Each competitor may only post once in another competitors battle allowing for a vote and nothing more, if you would like an explanation or to explain as to why a vote was cast a certain way, you can p/m them or point things out properly in the vote to begin with. Violating this will result in losing a vote in your match.
    • Members found constantly disruptive to the league will have their sign-ins ignored.





    "VOTING RULES"

    VOTES DUE: Every Sunday @ 11:59 PM EST

    • You MUST vote on AT LEAST 5 matches AND post links in your thread
    • EACH link NOT POSTED will result in a 1 vote DEDUCTION
    • Voting on the Championship and Contender matches is mandatory
    • Your votes MUST be AT LEAST 2 FULL lines in length per verse in order to be deemed valid
    • If your opponent fails to show, you are still accountable for voting on AT LEAST 3 matches as well as posting those links in your match!!!
    • Votes posted AFTER DEADLINE will NOT COUNT!!!
    • Voting is open to PARTICIPANTS, RBL MODERATORS, and PAST CHAMPIONS ONLY!!!
    • PAST CHAMPIONS MUST vote on a MINIMUM of 3 matches in order to be counted as a legitimate voter
    • Editing your vote for any reason must be done within the hour of the original post time. Otherwise, the vote will be null and void.

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    Any changes must be agreed upon by both participants and cleared by a moderator

    MODERATORS ARE LAW OF THE LAND
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    III. Sign Ins & Outs


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    ----- Requirements -----

    75 posts minimum or legitimate referral
    Referrals must be given by current active participant or past champion
    All others will be ignored
    Also, please post your last standing record; otherwise, a record of 0-0 will be assumed.


    Sign ins
    Rev•••• 1-1
    Big Mack 1-1
    Proof 0-0
    Quotient 0-0
    Sine Que Non 0-0
    Klobb 0-0
    HooKnBarZ 0-2
    Prod!gy 0-0
    Axeshun 0-0
    Czar Chasm 0-0
    BronzeAtlas 0-0
    Rex Regis 0-0
    idolmindz 0-0
    Mariah Noelle 0-0
    Criteria 0-0
    Meggido 0-0
    I'm Nick James. 0-0


    Sign outs
    2Shay
    ill-nik-A
    Klobb



    No shows
    -=Kolli$ion=-
    SOLO-MAN Gruñid
    RYDOGG
    Smart.Alix
    Sir. Ebral​
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    IV. Week 3 Verse of the Week

    This week’s versed comes from the 5x RBL Champ on his Glory Road to the title. He had some competition but the cards did not fall the way of his opponent. This was an excellent match-up but it ended up being a landslide victory from non other than Doc Richards



    good luck, pal




    WOAH, can we get some multis with that? it aint hard to see
    this kid with no flow
    how can you type the words AND STILL BE OFF THE BEAT?!?!
    call this open feeding dude, when you get beaten too....
    cause i needed my BEST elton john impression just to make it readable
    them lines is time travelled, it's not the raps that really are bothering me...
    ..it's your powers could be better spent doing things like winning the lottery
    one more to the dome, by week's end you'll be bleeding and tested....
    those eyes have so many rings my fist is better off just leaving a messege
    jealous of the mod praise? keep bitchin n my fists'll work ya mug..
    you're hurtin cuz, peace looks up to me even MORE than your girlfriend does
    and keep her off the boardwalk, the docks bout to ban her ass....
    loose lips sink ships, with her nearby our navy doesnt stand a chance
    when it comes to beatin legends, this fat fucks hardly one to excel...
    last time he faced a hero, he had an entire party sub to himself....
    cant even wear pants - who could think me getting beaten is real?
    you might make ends meet with rap, but struggle to after eating a meal
    it's clear he works the corner, the denial hes in is killing me
    im tempted to rip you a new asshole...
    but fear it would double your productivity
    i aint even saying your verse is ALL bad (as lame as it is....)
    but them concepts are the ones mine saw play in the majors as kids...
    a list of WHY youre in the league? theyre wasted reasons...
    cause were done trading blows...
    n you owe me 3 rookies and a limited edition to make it even
    you and calibre have alot in common, i hope i dont risk appeal...
    when I say you're just another english dude who's death we wished was real
    -Doc Richards
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    V. Battle of the Week

    This battle of the week was actually evenly matched in my eyes. Although my prediction for it last week was slanted toward the victor I wasn’t disappointed with either verse. His win wasn’t a landslide but he won by a substantial amount. This battle of the Week is brought to you by Exodus III vs Metasin


    Exodus III


    fuck 36 bars ...i could drop a quick 16 and take this shit
    god don't like ugly ...so it's no secret that i hate this bitch
    when it comes to gun play, i'm provin you're the phoniest bitch
    make this M.C. kiss the Cannon without the wedding ceremony n shit
    it's not enough just to lose, prepare to get pummelled and bruised
    meta was hoping for a standoff... so the pussy wore comfortable shoes
    face the facts, this pussy's got no hope of droppin me
    ...ya flows are straight up ass like colonoscopies
    we aint really beefin, i'm just battlin to pass the time
    plus his girl stays on my cock... so i aint gotta axe to grind
    i only date dimes, 9's i just fool with
    last time u swept a bitch of her feet ...it was with her own broomstick
    gangsta rap sells... and everybody knows this punk is a fag
    your albums are like your cum shots... they'll never end up on a rack
    metasin's confused, type to say no homo when he's on some fag shit
    claims to like recieving gifts... then ties a bow on his mans dick
    what happened to you? this muthafuckin faggot's confused
    he's anti-firearms ...but loves chicks that be packin a tool
    i'm pounding this geek... you knew that you were bound to get beat
    since you have to swallow your pride... i'll let you wash it down with some teeth
    corny wordplay & wack punches... i'll sink this dude for real
    i got his style covered ...when i put cement boots over his gucci heels
    they said your dope, some mothafucka told a horrid joke
    i'll throw a punch ...and have metasin seein stars like horroscopes
    hand this muthafucka a shock loss ...bitch, you're gonna feel volts
    heart monitor soundin like metal detectors in steel vaults
    there are 2 possible outcomes ...you'll either wind up deceased or dead
    only fairy-tale they'll be seeing is the one tucked between your legs
    ...i'll make this faggot cowar when i'm landin them big hits
    and prove you're half the man when i double-u IN this (spell it out)





    Metasin


    of course you enjoy checkin my verses...

    Listen…
    Your feet got you in a bit of predicament now…
    Joggin my memory n runnin my concepts into the ground
    When u understand the lines, you love to be takin bars from Met
    N the ones that you ain’t borrowed yet, are just playin hard to get
    You’re fakin the funk, so you’re hardly a test E.
    The only people who think Exodus Israel, saw Moses partin the red sea.
    Test me? U aite, but ya drops are not consistent
    You couldn’t count on those punches with compubox statistics
    And in prediction threads you need ID,
    My names on the guessed list so much, I’m celebratin in the VIP.
    Forget ya A game, ya lame grades need to get higher.
    You ain’t makin waves, cuz you’re not even a Sea Level writer.
    If you’re a top seed, the worst coulda came
    Your ass is grass…
    I’ll plant you in ya field of dreams throwin dirt on ya name
    I be hurtin ya dame, workin out once a week when she rides
    n I don’t wear boxers, cuz she’s lookin for a brief exercise
    Don’t get excited, but my dick’s an angelic escape
    All dogs go to heaven; your bitch is fuckin me to get to the gates
    U’ll probably see hell, it remains obvious E’s frail
    This fag thinks he’s the Yankees, playin with A Rod on the DL
    Cuz your man got a footlong that u pounce and u hump
    And replacements:
    U got 12 inch subs when he ain’t around to pound in ya trunk

    http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=1086810

    ^Ex likes it rough, actin like a Catholic hoe in the church
    He only got mad that Pope bit him, cuz the roles were reversed.
    You ain’t catchin me bruh, I’m miles ahead cuz my talents enough
    And as far as your skills go… you woulda been better off catchin a bus
    Or walkin, so stop usin my work geek
    I got so much flavor…
    I’m a stride a head, and this losers still chewin the first piece
    So wthout the alternate ending, I’ll be killin this guy
    In this match I Am Legend… cuz you don’t got the Will to survive.​
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    VI. Punchline Pandemonium



    While you datin slags, I'm gettin in the throat of a dime
    You don't gotta be a stoner to know anything Nik'll bag is never over a 5
    He tries to smoke weed with them to get in the panties & bone
    They always end up high & dry.. but he's the one that gets stranded alone
    – Oneduh

    “I hate to brag bout last week, but what you dropped was so dry..
    that I didn't even post up a verse, yet I STILL got a tie!
    this guys a champ on B.W., beaten heads like -Sexton- and Brows3r
    so tell me.. how many meaningless titles make up for rejection by Prowlers?”
    – toil

    “Read up. That's somethin I hope this bitch hears.
    Yea, Baron let you in.
    .. it's hard not havin sympathy for cats who ain't been dope for six years.
    As far as needin wit goes, I nod off when i read this kids prose.
    Fuck childproof bottles. peepin his verses is the best method of keepin lids closed.”
    -John Hensly

    “veteran? pleaaase u suck. u'd never have a need to be amp
    what's worse? u loggin on for 12 yrs?
    or me not rememberin 1 single league that u've champd?
    u dont evn kno what nice is. u cant tell if a line's dope
    shit u're breathn textn proof that no Con should even be allowed to vote”
    - The “Box”

    “think of me as your dad - workin hard while you sleep a lot
    the difference is YOU dont live in my basement ..and I dont sweep n mop
    you were countin on me no showin, I'm tryna put that past me
    when thats the only reason Nasty gave you any shine last week”
    - Semper I
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    VII. No-Show SHINE

    This part of the Mag is dedicated to the battelers who put forth their best effort to structure a verse for an opponent who No-Shows. We here in the RBL appreciate you not being a lazy ass and posting a complete verse.




    veteran? pleaaase u suck. u'd never have a need to be amp
    what's worse? u loggin on for 12 yrs?
    or me not rememberin 1 single league that u've champd?
    u dont evn kno what nice is. u cant tell if a line's dope
    shit u're breathn textn proof that no Con should even be allowed to vote
    body for body? ur'sa get punishd easily
    trendsetters'll go wild for skatin shoes by the time i finish rockn DC's
    weakling. ya strength's laughable. my left hand'll bury ya
    ion need to mach_5 when one jab'll make ya body break the sound barrier
    u producin a track's the only time my heat stops
    i mean common sense alone'll tell u the Def cant beat-Box
    please ock. i peepd ya pic. how many watermelon's u holdn?
    ya size got me trippn... --yo big ass, to block the path for the rest of my opponents
    u joind 54678 leagues for what? u hopeless prick
    man i'll be CHAMPING this league while u're busy earnin best sportmanship
    haha u virgn-geek. u're foreplay'll make any bitch die of boredom dude
    opportunity knocked? well, now evrythng officially gets laid more than u

    - The “Box”
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    VIII. Week 4 Preview

    Demik 3-0
    E Tha Real 3-0

    MetaSin 3-0
    Pivotal 3-0

    Oneduh 2-0
    Meticulous 2-0

    Diablo 2-0
    -WiCkEd- 2-1

    toil 2-1
    [-Lewie Smalls-] 2-1

    Exodus III 2-1
    VeNTiCaL 2-1

    Prodigal_Son 2-1
    dizthachozen1 1-1

    Semper I 1-1
    Purifier 1-1

    Rev•••• 1-1
    Big Mack 1-1

    Joe Metts 1-0
    Alamo IV 1-0

    john hensley 1-0
    Rip Valentine 1-0

    The "Box" 1-0
    Providoxx88 1-0

    PreshAir 1-2
    TorrMup 1-2

    Yung Troy 1-2
    MADD ILL 1-2

    NOBLE SOLDIER 0-1
    don killa 0-1

    sfsportsfan 0-1
    HooKnBarZ 0-2

    Linxz 0-3
    Proof 0-0

    Quotient 0-0
    Sine Que Non 0-0

    Klobb 0-0
    Prod!gy 0-0

    Axeshun 0-0
    Czar Chasm 0-0

    BronzeAtlas 0-0
    Rex Regis 0-0

    idolmindz 0-0
    Mariah Noelle 0-0

    Criteria 0-0
    Meggido 0-0
    I'm Nick James. 0-0

    WE WILL CROWN THE CHAMP NEXT WEEK!!
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    IX. Week 2 Predictions

    Predictions marked with an **

    *Demik* 3-0 vs E Tha Real 3-0
    Should be an interesting matchup. Demik is nice on the baoards and E has been bringing that fire since he’s been around. Seeing as how we will be crowning a champ next week I believe that Demik will be dropping a solid verse. In order to compete equally E’s gonna have to drop some serious shit for the W

    *MetaSin* 3-0 vs Pivotal 3-0
    Sin is showing that he still has the chase for the crown with his verses for the past few weeks. Piv being in that rat race only has made him drop better every week. But this is Pi’s chance to step up a lil more and bring some dope shit to the league. Everyone will be vying for Meta but Piv could bring an upset.

    *Oneduh* 2-0 vs Meticulous 2-0
    On that Glory Road back to the crown Oneduh has carried a win streak since his return. One is facing fierce competition this week tho. Met won’t lie down easy. I’m pretty sure that Met hasn’t faced Oneduh before but now that he’s had a chance to preview some of his work maybe he could bring something to knock One off his toes. But Oneduh will drop some nice shit as usual…COULD be an upset…but I doubt it

    *Diablo* 2-0 vs WiCkEd- 2-1
    Still getting back into the swing if things Diablo has gotten by his past 2 weeks in the RBL with a clean record. Dropping better and better every week is Wicked. But keep this in ming W…Diablo wont be as easy as Phresh so don’t hold any punches

    *toil* 2-1 vs [-Lewie Smalls-] 2-1
    I think this is evenly matched. Toil has proven that he can bring some heat to the boards and he drops nice verses. But Lewie has proven the same. If not played right Lewie will snatch a W right from under toil

    *Exodus III* 2-1 vs VeNTiCaL 2-1
    Another good matchup. Ex coming off a loss last week will seek to improve his record by beating Vent. Not an easy opponent Vent can drop some nice lines. But if he wishes to past by Ex then he better put forth alot of effort on his part.

    *Prodigal_Son* 2-1 vs dizthachozen1 1-1
    Don’t know much about diz but Prod has been elevating his game. I think that he will take this battle with no problem

    Semper I 1-1 vs *Purifier*1-1
    These two have dropped nice verses but I think that Purifier might just come out on top based on the 2 that I’ve seen. This is an evenly matched battle and could be a nice read.

    *Rev••••* 1-1 vs Big Mack 1-1
    Coming off a break I think that Rev will have this battle one. It’s not that Big mack isn’t nice…I don’t think he will have enough fire power to defeat Rev.
    *Joe Metts* 1-0 vs Alamo IV 1-0
    This is a nice matchup here. Both coming off wins from last week and dropping nice verses both Metts and Alamo will be gunning for a clean record. Based on there history I am leaning more towards Metts tho. But honestly it could go either way. This is a battle worth reading.

    *john Hensley* 1-0 vs Rip Valentine 1-0
    I really don’t think that Rip will get the W over john. Rip can drop…but john is a threat. He will prolly take this battle with no problem

    *The "Box"* 1-0 vs Providoxx88 1-0
    Don’t sleep on The “Box” he is actually a decent head.

    PreshAir 1-2
    TorrMup 1-2

    Yung Troy 1-2
    MADD ILL 1-2

    NOBLE SOLDIER 0-1 vs *don killa* 0-1
    These two old heads have had trouble getting off on a good note since their return to the RBL but this will be their week to regain some leverage with a W. This is a nice matchup and it could hgo either way…but Im leaning more towards don for the win

    sfsportsfan 0-1
    HooKnBarZ 0-2

    Linxz 0-3
    Proof 0-0

    idolmindz 0-0 vs *Mariah Noelle* 0-0
    I’ve peeped her RSTL work and she can pop off at the mouth. So I actually wanna see her battle skills. Been a minute since we’ve had a female in the league so I dunno how well she can spit to complement her skill.

    Quotient 0-0
    Sine Que Non 0-0

    Klobb 0-0
    Prod!gy 0-0

    Axeshun 0-0
    Czar Chasm 0-0

    BronzeAtlas 0-0
    Rex Regis 0-0


    Criteria 0-0
    Meggido 0-0
    I'm Nick James. 0-0

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    X. Conclusion

    Do us all a favor and READ THE RULES. And don’t be a dick head SHOW UP TO YOUR BATTLES. Hope you enjoyed the Mag…Good Luck​
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    good job partna
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    aight mag, not too bad,

    but why 16 lines min now? It'll just mean some heads who cant be bothered to write 16 some weeks, or those in multiple leagues, will half ass some of their lines and voters will have more bs to sift through
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    16 lines? what 16? where?
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  15. The Purifier

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    lol you edited it. Aight then. Was just readin the intro to keep in mind new rules and that's the only new rule I saw, but you changed it back
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    Fa certain.....
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    change? what change?

    *fires up paper shredder*
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    dont lie man, you got one of those manual-wind shredders
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    im proud of you guys

    i'll be leaving this up to you two shortly, but i have to holler at you about a few things this week
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