RBL Mag - 1/29/06

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  1. David Lama

    David Lama oh yea?

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    Intro

    this shit is looking better

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    sadly for Ribonuclease he'll look bad no matter what =/

    Well, things sure are getting better. Still a lot needs to improve. But not many no shows at all this week, only a couple. Phryme won the RBL title this week after he defeated calibre in what some thought was a close match, and some also thought it was a pretty weak battle. Lets see how long Phryme keeps that belt now that things are starting to pick up. Mets lost this week against sikabod. Which was surpising. But then again, mets dopped one of the weakest verse hes ever dropped, he half assed, sika had enough to beat what mets posted and now goes to the champ match. Tekneek got a no show win this week but he posted a very very weak verse, which he got made fun of in hookups for lol.

    Young Philly and Revanon had a pic battle this week, both dropped pretty good and shit.. It was an interesting battle and the best reads in the RBL this week. Hopefully the league gets better and we have more matches like this in the future. Young Philly ended up winning this by a lot of votes.

    Oneduh came back after being MIA for a long time and dropped a verse with some pretty good lines and ended up beating yung impression pretty easy. He doesn’t seem rusty at all, he’s not in tip top shape but the verse he dropped this past week was pretty damn nice compared to most of the verses we been seeing the RBL lately. So props to oneduh on getting a comeback win and hopefully he stays in the league and continues to do his thing.

    And as I've said the last two weeks its time for this league to get back up, its already hit rock bottom, heck. Its still here. But I am now a RBL mod and I will do whatever it takes to make this league the best its ever been, I will make sure the vets no longer talk about the past but be amazed at how good the present will soon be. Threads/battles will be posted on time, as well as the ranks and mags and everything else RBL related. So the mods will no longer be the problem. If they ever were. It is now up to you guys to play your role, to drop your best, to invite your friends, to be the best you can be to make this league a successful one. There are a bunch of heads in the top 20 that don’t belong there. Soon there will be people making it to the champ match that are super newbish and shit. But we can prevent, YOU guys can prevent that, all you have to do is drop to your potential and let the nice heads know that the RBL is getting back into shape. Shits gonna change around here. Some of these whack voters better start voting good or Im gonna be making fun of them in the mag, same for those dropping whack. I’m gonna try my best to motivate you guys, but I can only do so much. So please dudes, do your best to make this league the very best it can be. All you have to do is drop a decent verse, that’s all Im asking, just a decent verse, I don’t think that’s too much to ask for now is it??​
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  2. David Lama

    David Lama oh yea?

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    some of ya dont know wtf ya doing

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    Nimrod and his friends sure dont in that pic.
    Reviews

    Calibre vs. Phryme
    Calibre had some decent shit, not enough though, and plus cal was dissing himself a little in his verse talking about how he used to bite epi lines and shit, which was weird. Phryme didn’t bring much either but he had more than cal, more decent shit that is, and he pretty much took this with a better verse, it was a decent battle I guess, I didn’t really like it much. Others thought it was kinda ok and shit, I thought it was pretty bad honestly. But yea Phryme’s the new champ

    Sikabod Khrayne vs. Mets
    Mets posted very half assed. That was prolly the worst verse I’ve seen from him in a long long long time. Sika didn’t post that much better since he had a bunch of name plays that I basically seen done before on mets but still he had enough to beat what mets posted. Sika got it and goes to the champ match.

    Oz The Legend vs. Jersey Emcee
    Oz took this pretty easy even though he obviously didn’t put much effort into his verse. Jersey dropped one of the better verses I seen him drop but he had too many lines about oz flipping/bitting both of which of I havent seen proof of so those were just fake personals that didn’t do nothing. Oz got it with personals and shit that actually hit.

    Hardkore the MC vs. Serge dot T
    Hardkore dropped the best verse I ever seen him drop, had some decent shit, but it was still kinda inconsistent. He had a serge in general line that may be played but it was the first time I seen it so I liked it. Serge just brang more heat to the battle. He had some good shit in there. Serge got it fairly easy.

    Young Philly. vs. Revanon
    Pretty good pic battle here, I didn’t expect rev to drop as hard as he did, but he had some funny lines and a pretty cool verse but philly came out swinging like crazy here. Philly didn’t give anyone the chance to even think about voting for rev, cept for ned, who later on said he was drunk when he voted lol. But word.. This was easily battle of the week, both did their thing, Philly just came way harder and got the win.

    Georgia vs. Mr. Chaves
    Pretty close battle. Both had the same amount of good lines.. Well, Q had a bit more.. And plus Q’s verse had better wording and his shit just hit a bit harder than what chaves brang. I expected chaves to come a little harder, he still had some good shit, but I thought he’d come with more.. Anyways in the end Voltron/Q/Georgia came off with the win here.

    Criteria vs. Mic Booth
    Criteria no showed and Mic Booth got the no show win. Boo @ criteria no showing after getting a 24 hour extension.

    Spit That vs. Seph
    Ehhh weak battle. Spit that either rushed his verse, fell off or didn’t care much about seph. Seph’s verse didn’t really have anything I liked, pretty much the same for spits verse too, but spit had a couple of decent lines in there, nothing too good though. Spit That certainly got this easy.

    headless verseman vs. Ripz0r
    Ripz0r no showed and headless got the no show win.

    Stigmeta vs. theFRANCHISE
    This battle was close, I could see it going either way. Fran’s flow and wording was much better which is prolly the main reason people voted for him here. Fran got this one. Not easy, but he got it.

    Sintro vs. Noobie Ned
    This battle was kinda close. I thought sintro won. But noobie ended up getting more votes so yeaaa noobie ended up winning. It coulda gone either way though. Noob just got lucky here, he won with a vote count of 4-3.

    Egotistical. vs. danzeil
    Dan didn’t do his usual thing. I wasn’t feeling much at all in his verse, exon had some cool shit, and had the obviously better verse here. Exon got this one for sure. Hope dan stays in the league though. Exon took this. ​
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  3. David Lama

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    Ex-Kal vs. KempoMRK
    Ex-Kal no showed and Kempo got the no show win.

    Banned Name vs. Pope Juicy
    Not much to say here, pope used a defeat line, a freaking DEFEAT line lolz. Not good. Pretty bad battle. Banned name half assed that verse though, he only took like 2 minutes on it and it was more than enough to still win this, which he ended up doing. Banned name took it.

    Oliver Twist vs. Meeks
    Really close battle, coulda gone either way. Oliver had a better flow kinda. At least I felt his more. And well in the end oliver just ended up edging this. Meeks almost had it. Close battle and both had a decent showing, but yea oliver twist got it.

    Grand Champ vs. STFUppercut
    STFUppercut no showed and Grand Champ got the no show win.

    Hi...I'm Rusty vs. Kharn
    Kharn no showed and Hi...I'm Rusty got the no show win.

    ThaGrimiestOne vs. Will Nevalose
    Grimiest posted a pretty weak verse, it had some played shit, stretched lines and pretty much no creativity, he had a couple of ok ideas just didn’t use them right at all and he posted a pic lol.. A weird ass pic of ovaltean that made me go wtf. Will nevalose had the obviously better verse here and had more than enough to get the win.

    Oneduh 0-0 vs. Yung Impression
    Yung dropped prolly the best I’ve ever seen him drop, he had a decent verse, still not enough to beat what Oneduh dropped, and Oneduh dropped way way earlier too, Yung waited till the last minute to post and still ended up losing. But yea Oneduh gets the win on his first battle back.

    Drugs 0-0 vs. ~*dAiLy-SiNs*~
    Drugs no showed and ~*dAiLy-SiNs*~ got the no show win.

    HotDogVendorMan vs. -EGO- 0-0
    Hotdog no showed and -EGO- got the no show win.

    TeKneeK 0-0 vs. Triple_N
    Triple_N no showed and TeKneeK got the no show win.

    Willie Dickgood vs. effect
    Decent battle, willie just came with more here and had better wording, his shit was more polished. Effect had a seasons line that was cool. But other than that he had some decent shit that coulda been better, willie came with more harder hitting shit and got it. Willie took this.

    Slant Wise vs. Twisted Flowa
    Hmmm twisted had a steeze I liked way more than slant’s.. slant needs to stop capitalizing every first letter in every weird, its annoying to look at and it makes shit look Newbish as hell. But in the end people just felt slant’s punches more, twisted had too much shit talking too much about himself, bragging punches.. While slant was hitting twisted.. So yea slant got this.

    Anaphora vs. The Gawdfather
    Hmmm this was an upset. Everyone though Anaphora was gonna win, especially after seeing his opponents name and knowing Ana from the RSTL and shit.. But gawdfather had the better verse here, he wasn’t all that much better. But his shit hit harder and flowed better and shit, and he also formatted his verse like a Sur5iLL verse lol.. I don’t know if hes a fallen off sur5, actually I doubt it, but it seemed like he mimicked his style.. In the end gawdfather got the win.

    $3.17 vs. .SOBE.
    3.17 is obviously not jook, I guess I was wrong, no idea why I even thought it was jook like I said before, especially since I never read one of his verses or nothing, but after reading his verse here I know hes not jook lol, sobe took this easy, way better and fresher punches and he basically sonned 3.17 with ease and with what seemed barely any effort. SOBE took it easy.

    Copywritten vs. Living HeLL
    DOUBLE NO SHOW

    Telekast vs. Out Write
    DOUBLE NO SHOW

    CLEVER vs. blackwell
    Blackwell didn’t do good and neither did clever, actually this battle pretty much sucked balls. But clever was a tiny bit better which is why he won. So yeaaaa both need to step their game up big time, but clever got this.

    AxiomThaParagon vs. 5-0.cal
    Ehhh this battle wasn’t good, pretty much the same as the one above.. No quotable here, 5.0 cal was a little wittier and came with some harder punches, but both didn’t do good. Both need to up their game, but cal was better so he got it.

    Herbs McBrook vs. ReX™
    Herbs mcbrook no showed and ReX™ got the no show win.

    dizthachozen1 vs. Tankerous vs. TheMC
    Dizthachozen1 and TheMC no showed and Tankerous got the no show win.​
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  4. David Lama

    David Lama oh yea?

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    thowback time

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    so just chill out like what *Hott Chocolate* is telling her friend.

    RBL Throwback Battle
    I.deal vs. Joey Donuts (10/1/04)

    I.deal

    Fuck it, imma be honest here.


    The RBL’s got real problems. Some of it aint phony
    Look at me. I had to go though Adonis & Imp…… just to face Joey.
    For real, that’s a joke. How you deserve my best dukes -
    When y wasn’t even bothered to write a verse against you?
    Your trash, bottom line…. shit is NOT made up
    Everybody in the league know JD’s better off shot…. straight up.
    Come on, average joe. ya bitch is enormous & furthermore
    Her menstrual pads got bigger wings then most prehistoric birds of war.
    I’ll be Mr. Honest... She only love you off gin & tonics.
    The attractions kinda like phone digits, she cant quite put her finger on it.
    So stop getting abused. Go get yaself a style pimpin.
    Cuz right now you gettin played more consecutively then cal ripken.
    Plus you aint get no mag exposure. It just aint ya time geek -
    But you’re a shoe-in to win the award for ‘next best thing’… to a bye week.
    Don’t try me. Really scrap, you wont last till the final -
    I was up in title matches before you were even matched with a title.
    Do the math if its vital… But, to me that shit don’t matter
    Ay'body know deal's the real number one... & this kid’s no factor.
    Get ya wig blown backwards, for spittin weak testaments
    Scientz is consider a tough class, your just considered a pre-requisite.
    So hit the exit quick. I dunno why you think you can handle me -
    When you don’t even have the handstrength to get a grip on reality.
    Tang’ll make you a casualty. I see you aint about shit.
    Battling obviously aint ya strong suit, but neither are any of ya outfits.
    So believe, ya streak is dead. Cause this is a full out rout.
    & At the end of the day....
    The only extension you'll have left to make is ya pull-out couch.

    vs.

    Joey Donuts

    I got my own buzz goin ‘round, and tang is more than jealous
    I’ll maul your chest to the point where some stores develop
    I’ll be quick to smack you, or give you one of them a-team punches
    That’ll make you do more revolutions then the 1800’s
    Heard your middle name is danger, you must be dope…
    …So in that case your first name must be no
    This dude is really a thug, I failed to mention he’s a killer
    I mean tang is so gangsta that he had to be represented by guerillas
    Never liked you, I can say you gotten good with the months
    But I wont give you the respect you urned, until I put you in one
    Your truly a , top 5? You’ll be newly removed
    After I put you through enough suffering to be classified as jewelry abuse
    Prob seen every line twice or more, and yeah I get that from rivals
    Remember doug? Well tang is like his moms, a bitch that recycles
    And tang with a girl? Please, she’s prob a lame and a trick
    I think someone’s a little big headed
    Too bad we cant say the same for your dick
    So now you’re the foundation of the league? Tang’ll get bitch slapped
    Only reason the board is on his back, is cause he was bullied in gym class
    Known to toot his own horn about his dick, and good at poppin shit
    Bitch, treat your mouth like your underwear and put a sock in it
    Despite all the hype I been hearin, your text’s redundant
    So really your only flattering yourself like chest reductions
    Keep braggin about your hype, you might as well switch states liar
    Or else I’ll have to mircyou faster then mixtape pirates

    Winner = I.deal
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  5. David Lama

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    some nice punches this week

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    not as hot as ghettoqueen69 though.

    Top punches of the week

    Come at Philly and you're fuckin with power
    Sure i'll break ur skull...
    but I'll need a nut cracker and a couple of hours
    Young Philly vs. Revanon

    All bitches is whores you sucker for love, even ya chick's one
    Her nickname shoud be Rose Bowl,
    Cause she ran thru more Trojans then Vince Young
    Jersey_Emcee vs. Oz The Legend

    prolly were clowned on ya old name, we know ur fearing that shit son
    but u just opened up MORE personals.. by exposing ur yearly income
    .SOBE. vs. $3.17

    Ha, that shotty aint even a subject i'll speak on
    ..I'll just aim it & spread D out on the floor like a 2-3 Zone.
    Exon vs. danzeil

    Stigmeta’s bars are long…. they’ll prolly help this snake’s cell roam
    and with your fat girl you slap more pig skin than Jake Delhomme
    theFRANCHISE vs. Stigmeta

    If you was actually nice, then id give you respect
    But ya tape like joker cards..most wont put u in they deck
    Willie Dickgood vs. effect

    Make that jawn any shinier & I'll fuckin bean you
    I believe in equal oppurtunities...
    & it's only fair there's a black Mr. Clean too
    Young Philly vs. Revanon

    You stay losin to the mods, such a fuckin disgrace
    Only Lama u gotta worry about now's tucked in my waist
    Oneduh vs. Yung Impression

    yeah son, ur death is close. u'll be nothing but another sonned kid
    Sobe will keep u in Missouri, till u become the governer of it
    .SOBE. vs. $3.17

    Shit's retarded & don't start debating fool
    Lobbyin' ideas that should never of made it to the waiting room!
    Sintro vs. Newbie Ned

    Check the forums, Im an RBL Legend & Im not at all ashamed
    You'd have to break into MOPS crib to be in the Hall Of 'Fame
    Oz The Legend vs. Jersey_Emcee

    Your face got me crackin up, please don't stop it bitch
    If you flare your nostrils you could create your own rocket ship
    Young Philly vs. Revanon

    Plus a bitch is a female dog, and if this is true then just construe
    That if you toot ya own horn... it’d only bring out the bitch in you
    Georgia vs. Mr. Chaves

    serge needs a doctor? not 'til i see bigger threats forming,
    'cuz noone listens to serge in general, like cigarette warnings.
    Hardkore the MC vs. Serge

    ur the epitomy of wack....but ill try to let it slide
    cuz ive seen that u do drive bi's..but u also give faggots a ride
    Willie Dickgood vs. effect

    My rifles pump to stifle fat fucks tryna spit at me
    Fuck puttin' a boot up ya ass, I'd have to use Italy
    Serge vs. Hardkore the MC

    You’re far from a pro, shit, you below amateur young
    Fuck salvation army, you look like you got ya gear on a scavenger hunt
    Revanon vs. Young Philly

    Bow to the God, Serge remains your religion
    If you had a grain of intelligence....it was fed to the pigeons
    Serge vs. Hardkore the MC

    Besides, if you look closely at those fingers, you’d have no trouble to see
    Philly’s not crip or blood..this faggot’s down with the WB
    Revanon vs. Young Philly

    prepare to be bodied, a heart of gold won't spare you this hell
    cos when i tear open ya chest? i'll be spreadin the wealth
    Mr. Chaves vs. Voltron

    Lost to Mac? Nah, come on dude, I'm hardly wack
    Plus I'm dissing the inspiration for the movie Mars Attacks
    Young Philly vs. Revanon

    First day back I got welcome threads, kids shook at the fame
    Shit, even you missed O.. just take a look at your name
    Oneduh vs. Yung Impression

    Notice: just because these punches are here, doesn’t mean there tight as hell, it means they were the best this week in my opinion, if you don’t like it do a fucking mag your damn self, oh and the punches arent in order.​
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  6. David Lama

    David Lama oh yea?

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    this battle was kinda nuts

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    and Im pretty sure mic slyson loves nuts

    Battle of the Week
    Revanon vs. Young Philly

    Revanon

    look a hea'

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    You gotta be kiddin me...

    I’ve seen ya threats; “Revanon’s ego I’m gonna erase”
    Ya rhymes are straight…too bad your whole persona is gay
    By predictions, you’re supposed to get the win over me
    But my fists will pummel ya mouth
    So you should advance by the ‘skin of your teeth’

    Nah…

    I heard your last battle was with Mac and you lost it
    but fuck that
    how the hell did you get the wardrobe from 'trapped in the closet'?
    Another pic battle? After your hens’ loss you should be callin it quits
    Your not smooth, You look like a mix between a pimp and ‘Oliver Twist’
    Bitch I’ll bruise ya lips; abcess Rev get straight to tha root
    I live in 99’? or that just the price you paid for that suit
    You’re far from a pro, shit, you below amateur young
    Fuck salvation army, you look like you got ya gear on a scavenger hunt
    Besides, if you look closely at those fingers, you’d have no trouble to see
    Philly’s not crip or blood..this faggot’s down with the WB
    Son, your barely over twelve years…forget the harder rep
    If your ‘delivery’ was pizza ordered….I’d fuckin’ starve to death
    If my text seems sporadic, I’m laughin…so please pardon the form
    Your pose ain’t gangsta…it’s just showing your too hard for the prom
    You can’t be serious Philly, I’ll admit, I make look like seal
    But you killed it, your impression of an “encore” cover ain’t keeping it real…
    next time, go straight text, don't even show your presence
    holy chin!
    is that your gomer pile or John Dough impression?

    'bitch

    vs.

    Young Philly

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    Lost to Mac? Nah, come on dude, I'm hardly wack
    Plus I'm dissing the inspiration for the movie Mars Attacks
    Your face got me crackin up, please don't stop it bitch
    If you flare your nostrils you could create your own rocket ship
    Make that jawn any shinier & I'll fuckin bean you
    I believe in equal oppurtunities...
    & it's only fair there's a black Mr. Clean too
    Dissin me kid, you gotta be the dumbest bitch
    Your forehead's like a fucking runway, it's even got the rumblestrip
    Come at Philly and you're fuckin with power
    Sure i'll break ur skull...
    but I'll need a nut cracker and a couple of hours
    I'm the young champion dog, you're stupid old
    Fuck Detroit...
    ur dome would be the perfect place to hold this years superbowl
    I can see that you love yourself and you act proud
    But why's ya cheeks stick out more than Kharn in a black crowd
    You try to pose acting hard & you do it so corny
    And I was gonna put wax to ur head...
    but it look's like someone got to it before me
    You a thug so you live by a code of disorder
    Those nostrils could be used as new tunnels over the border
    This ain't no joke kid, P is the best with clout
    So don't wrinkle that forhead...
    or u'll need the iron in the background to get 'em out

    Btw, I peeped you vs Frac from back in the day...

    I seen your punches comin and I ain't gonna duck bitch
    Those were ur golden days...

    BUT EVEN BACK THEN REV FUCKIN SUCKED DICK!

    Winner = Young Philly
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  7. David Lama

    David Lama oh yea?

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    wtf do people sign up just to no show

    I got no idea

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    just like I got no idea what *Hott Chocolate* and her friend were thinking while taking those pics.


    no show shine (x2)

    headless verseman

    Ayo, check this, headless about to next him
    not like MTV, but straight cut Zo, like the Nets did
    You know i will, I got gats to make the haters pay
    leave so many gashes, hell look like a coach splashed with some gatorade
    You a baby against a monster, no sweat to me
    Look how ya names first letters spell out ya destiny
    But yo, when the flowin starts, i own the part
    Niccuh, In rap, im King of the Ring like fuckin owen heart
    I been keepin it simple, my wit is like "dont bastard beat him..
    Just cuz you know he's all gas from the start like Iraqi Freedom"
    here's some other shit, paint the murder scene
    How you rappin wit less slang then pitchers post tommy john surgery?
    So yea, I'm from 99, ill still hurt you sucka
    You got the prime of 1, mines longer then the Mersenne number
    Shout outs to serge, oz, Oneduh and all my iller heads
    This line is like tobacco chemicals, filler death

    HA!

    Tankerous

    I neva heard of u kids... so...catch a quick one...

    Listen here geeks...


    Sorry if i'm mistakin u for skywalker and shit..
    But i coulda swore the chosen 1 was on sum star wars flicks...
    Imma nice guy... so what i say dont mis-construe
    But when your name is Dissthechosen1... well dont mind if i do
    We all agree Rap would be nothing without the pioneers of the past
    You should walk in their footprints..
    But damn.. Run and 'D'MC would probably sue your ass
    Workin with garbage and shit i guess times'a'wasting...
    Which explains why ya damn name is an abbreviation
    Damn Tank a bully beatin these kids up for they lunch
    Next would be a wedgie..
    but that would get ya panties up in a bunch
    I throw fist of fury so the L comes in a hurry
    Cuz you'll wouldnt come with a nice bar.. in a two liner tourny
    Your shit outta luck kid, Everybody already knows who won
    Nobody wanted to take the L... but somebody had to be the chosen1 ​
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  8. David Lama

    David Lama oh yea?

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    its obvious who gets verse of the week this week

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    just like its obvious Sickabod Khrayne needs some fashion tips.

    Dopest Verse of the week
    Young Philly

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    Lost to Mac? Nah, come on dude, I'm hardly wack
    Plus I'm dissing the inspiration for the movie Mars Attacks
    Your face got me crackin up, please don't stop it bitch
    If you flare your nostrils you could create your own rocket ship
    Make that jawn any shinier & I'll fuckin bean you
    I believe in equal oppurtunities...
    & it's only fair there's a black Mr. Clean too
    Dissin me kid, you gotta be the dumbest bitch
    Your forehead's like a fucking runway, it's even got the rumblestrip
    Come at Philly and you're fuckin with power
    Sure i'll break ur skull...
    but I'll need a nut cracker and a couple of hours
    I'm the young champion dog, you're stupid old
    Fuck Detroit...
    ur dome would be the perfect place to hold this years superbowl
    I can see that you love yourself and you act proud
    But why's ya cheeks stick out more than Kharn in a black crowd
    You try to pose acting hard & you do it so corny
    And I was gonna put wax to ur head...
    but it look's like someone got to it before me
    You a thug so you live by a code of disorder
    Those nostrils could be used as new tunnels over the border
    This ain't no joke kid, P is the best with clout
    So don't wrinkle that forhead...
    or u'll need the iron in the background to get 'em out

    Btw, I peeped you vs Frac from back in the day...

    I seen your punches comin and I ain't gonna duck bitch
    Those were ur golden days...


    BUT EVEN BACK THEN REV FUCKIN SUCKED DICK!​
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  9. David Lama

    David Lama oh yea?

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    ThaGrimiestOne got whackest verse last week

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    and his pic should explain why.

    Whackest verse of the week
    TeKneeK

    How many bitches does it take to make u bitchmade son...
    But evidently 3 N's equates u perfect as one
    I didnt' think I catch the laughs at the sight of your grille
    My laughs were fulfilled by the fact I knew u didnt have skill
    Negativity's my forte'....ur the pussy i shit on...
    There's nothing u can cum good enuff for u to spit on
    I disgrace u hardly puttin any thought in this verse..
    Your like our current RBL Champ... shit and absurd
    In fact, I see his image on the looks of ur face...
    I got u stuck on ugly... u got a face full of paste
    How could the moderators match me with some bullshit like u
    it's an insult to challenge any person like u...
    Pussy as hell... must be smelly like some fish on filet..
    Every battle ur involved, u step aside like Ole'!
    Ur hardly qualified to battle, they expelled u from school
    They found u on ur vertebrae dribbled up with some drool
    This is totally deable, I shit on u easy
    I let my constipation cleanse to make ur face get so greasy
    I bet u fail to know the status of the things that I done
    More than what ur life's consisted of, in more ways than one
    Imma rape u like I do to all the others in line
    How's this length for line limit.. it's a waste of my time
    Pussy in line... must be more of you together just cryin'
    It has the voters reading this, while they laffin and dyin..
    U remember this day.. and the way u were hurt
    They caught ur picture as u lay sprayed with gobbles of sperm
    I couldn't face to see the public how u came to be beat
    Take a look.. TRIPLE N... the chickenhead of the streets...
    It's been known that u been done with... with my signature signed...
    You took a chance to live a life.. and found u silent n dyin'​
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  10. David Lama

    David Lama oh yea?

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    Richard Corey is back

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    Interview with Richard Corey

    David Lama: mr. Corey.. tell those who dont know about you a little about yourself when it comes to text battling and shit

    Richard Corey: Okay, I started in 2000, on bboys. I'm from the D.C. area. I started rapping in the early 90s, listening to Nas, Method Man, Redman, later Biggie and Eminem, Big Pun. As a result, I was pretty rhyme-oriented. I had a rap group, shopped demos to some industry heads, nothing came of it. Then I settled on writing as a career. Text was my way of combining the two loves: writing and rapping. I started on bboys, was taught by some great cats like Froshkiller, Scrolls Oracle of Omen, Shogun...ill, raw heads.

    David Lama: the last time you were in the RBL, it was 2004, correct? how did your last RBL run go for you? and how did you feel about it? I believe you made it to the champ match like 2 to 3 times or something

    Richard Corey: I'm the damn Buffalo Bills of RBL Champ Matches. lol I've gone against some ill heads and some wack ones. I've been disillusioned by the battle side of text so many times its a wonder I come back at all. My first Champ match was against I.Deal in 2002, I think. This was before I knew the "rules" of battling on RM. I would never recycle, it was the same as biting to me. So I wrote my verse, 30 lines. He then goes to write his verse, recycling like 20 percent of it from a battle he had already won. So he knew they were hot lines. Of course he won, I was pissed. My next match, I can honestly say I actually lost in the RBL. I got STOMPED by Oneduh, and that's one of two times I can say Okay, the BlackDef battle was ridiculous cause I was sweeping him 3-0...I mean, sweeping him. Then this mothafuck goes to hook ups and posts a "I can't believe I'm losing to this herb, can I get some intelligent votes here." Then he gets a landslide of votes. One guy actually changed his vote for me TO BlackDef. i was like DQ him, but Oz was like, "Nah, let's do a rematch." I'm like, "The hell?" haha. He ended up winning the rematch and I was like fuck it, never again. But I came back one last time and lost a tight one to John Hensley. That was it for me...

    David Lama: well.. welcome back.. looks like your here to try again.. what made you come back this time?

    Richard Corey: Every so often someone says something that makes me go..."You know you're not iller than me right?" lol. It's an ego thing. I'm reeeeally competitive. That's with everything in my life. I think the "thing" that pushed me over was Tekneek saying he was going to win the RSTL and RBL titles at the same time...and OneDuh coming back...Those two things set it for me... haha, I was like..."wait...wait...y'all know y'all ain't iller than me, right?"

    David Lama: haha. so its safe to say you wanna face Oneduh right?? arent you guys 1-1?? and it seems like tekneek signed out or wants to sign out or something, I saw him say that in a thread but until he signs out in the sign out thread Im leaving him in lol

    Richard Corey: yeah, me and Oneduh are 1-1. I dont' take losing well. Whether it's text, or...whatever. I faced him again in a RBL tournament and beat him...I was pretty chill after that.

    David Lama: haha word. are you signed up for alot of stuff at the moment? or do you think you'll have enough to make it far in the RBL?? i mean your in the RSTL and I think a few other leagues and tourneys. do you think your getting into way too much that maybe you'll burn yourself out?

    Richard Corey: Well, technically, with YOUR help, I'm in one less tourney, lol. I signed out of the RSTL cause I was burned out on that side. The only other thing I'm in is the Winter Text Tourney...


    David Lama: haha word.. and Ribo is a RBL head, what will you say to him if you see him going around and saying "I Beat Richard Corey"

    Richard Corey: I won't say shit...but he'll have to battle me again at some time. Haha, I don't lose to too many people twice. Ribo? What the fuck is a Ribo...kid dissed my cock-eyes...I'm not cock-eyed. What the fuck? That's like me dissing User's long-flowing blonde hair...and winning off it. But whatever, it's whatever...he's gotta face me again at some point.

    David Lama: lmao word. lets hope he sees this and signs back in.. how do you see the RBL at the moment?? weak? strong?? what? and why do you see it that way

    Richard Corey: I think it's pretty...the problem with the RBL, and it's not the RBL's fault, it's the nature of Rapmusic.com. There's no real community...it's just a hodge-podge of serveral different sites. So there's no one idea of ill. There are sooo many nice heads who are losing battles and so many wack heads who are riding the current "punchline" trends. On other sites...where there's one idea of illness...you dont' have that problem. Like...you have someone like Oz... He's seen so many different types of punches, everything is played to him...so when cats like Butler and John Hensley were coming in it was, "Oh, the RBL's wack...cats just redo old concepts, blah blah blah" That isn't always the case, you just have cats from other places coming in and stumbling on a concept MC Badass123 did in 1999. That doesn't mean they're wack... But I think things are getting back to a nice place. A lot of older heads are coming in...and with that comes stability.​
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  11. David Lama

    David Lama oh yea?

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    David Lama: word true. did you peep the last RBL champ match?? Calibre vs. Phryme?? if so, any thoughts on it?

    Richard Corey: Nah, I missed that...sorry. I know Calibre's Public Enemy Number One right now, lol.

    David Lama: was. he lost and he signed out lol

    Richard Corey: haha, well, some peeps can't take the PRESSURE!!

    David Lama: lol… peep the ranks thread, and tell us who you think the top 10 heads in the league right now are and tell us why too for each

    Richard Corey: Okay, well, first OneDuh...he's a big time head who got a lot of people reinterested in the league. Headless, never go against experience... jersey Emcee, I seem to remember was pretty hot. Mets is on a roll, he's pretty hot when he wants to be. I'd go with him against most people. Spit That's pretty nice...and Mic Booth is going to surprise a lot of people. Young Philly is pretty nice with it. I think I've battled him before... That's 7...(I'm including Mets, cause damnit if I can't find anyone else I'm digging right now)...I'll give Oz some credit. I don't particularly think he's all that he cracks himself up to be...but the man's been at it awhile...Same with Revanon. Dude's pretty much legendary...And last of course, there's me...

    David Lama: ha cool. well, tell us exactly what do you look for in verses these days?

    Richard Corey: Well, at first, for me at least, it was all about the rhyme. Now I just look for anything that makes me laugh. I HATE forced set-ups, and I don't know if I use them, but I try not to. I hate "net knowledge" punches. Anything that requires the voter to have been around that one site since its Golden Era...blah. I like wordplay and multi-syllable rhymes. That's pretty much it. And I'll pretty much vote on originality in style, structure, approach...anything that seems like the person isn't just a clone of a clone...


    David Lama: word... well. Im gonna name a few names.. you tell me what you think about them one by one as I drop the names, ok?

    Richard Corey: cool...

    David Lama: Serge

    Richard Corey: meh... hahah, He's alright, but a lot of cats from that era I'm not feeling...

    David Lama: Sintro

    Richard Corey: who? I'm serious, I dont' know him...does he have an alias...

    David Lama: lol nope.. thats kinda the reaction i expected i guess ha.

    Jook

    Richard Corey: cool cat, cool battler.

    David Lama: Drugs aka thesythensis (at least he was thesynthesis when he faced you in the RBL)

    Richard Corey: ....mmm-hmmm...I remember his ass... he aight! I guess he's hot, cats like him. I never too much dug his style...At least he switched from that "sandwhich" style he was rocking.

    David Lama: lol word..

    Imperial

    Richard Corey: alias?

    David Lama: nope, lmao hes been around since 99

    Richard Corey: Another cat I dont' know too well. When I'm out of the RBL I'M OUT. But if he's been around since 99, I don't know how sharp he can be. He may surprise me... hahah, I must seem like an asshole. Either I don't like you or don't know you...

    David Lama: Inkwell

    Richard Corey: hahahaha... hahaha...uh...who? Oh my god, who are these people. You're making me look bad now!

    David Lama: Oz.

    Richard Corey: Okay, point blank. I don't like him... He thinks I'm overrated, I think he's wackasfuck...

    David Lama: John Hensley

    Richard Corey: one of the best to ever do it. It's one thing to be a multiple champ on your own site...but do be multiple champs on OTHER sites. No one's really seing John right now...esp. when he's hot.

    David Lama: Storm-G

    Richard Corey: Old school. I don't think people respect his style. It's wild how kids treat the old cats like Storm and Rev....how can you be "washed up" in something you've only been doing for like 4 or 5 years. I mean, it's not like cats are battle-writing for 10 years. Cats become "vets" in 3 years, then in 4 they're "washed up." I respect the older heads...


    David Lama: Tekneek

    Richard Corey: Tek...he's an enigma to me. His RSTL verses are always okay...I have no clue as to how his RBL verses are...but here's a guy who's never really dropped anything BOMB to me, but he's so....sure of himself, lol. I mean, he gets me with that. Maybe he's just as competitive as I am. But I just never saw anything of his that blew me away.

    David Lama: Rikoshay

    Richard Corey: One of the the top 5 illest topical heads...ever. Easy. I've never seen him on the battle side, but he's someone who I'd like to publish if I were in the position to do so.

    David Lama: word.. well thats it for names.. and questions pretty much.. if you got anything else to say please say it and close this interview out for us, shoutouts, anything.

    Richard Corey: Okay, well I've been doing this for close to 6 years now. And as long as it stays a hobby, nobody should be dissing anybody about anything. We're ALL on the Internet...And for the audio heads who still want to "diss", that's alright I just opened my Ghostwriting Co. "Salvawhore Inc." holla at me... Shout to old school heads, bboys heads, to all my scrypt heads, keep the Movement going...pz

    David Lama: lmao @ salvawhore.. thanks for the interview man

    Richard Corey: pz
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  12. David Lama

    David Lama oh yea?

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    Serge will be in the champ match next week

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    Predictions

    1. Phryme 5-1 vs. 2. Sikabod Khrayne 5-1
    This could be real close, actually it will be. I havent seen phryme dropping up to par in a while and it seems sikabod drops better each week, phryme doesn’t seem motivated and sikabod seems like he has something to prove. I wanna say prime’s gonna win.. But something tells me that sikabod will get the upset win here.

    3. Oz The Legend 7-0 vs. 4. Serge dot T 3-0
    Hmm this will be close and it could go either way. Oz was calling serge whack in the mag 2 weeks ago so I think serge has something to say here to Oz and I think Oz is gonna regret what he said in the interview he had after this match. It could go either way, but I think serge is gonna try a little more and edge this one.

    5. Young Philly 11-5 vs. 6. Georgia 7-2
    Georgia and philly were gonna battle like a month ago but philly no showed, georgia already wasted a verse on philly before, philly hasn’t ever wrote a line for georgia so I guess a feeling that georgia is gonna be like ‘fuck I already wrote something for this fucker” in his head and not have much to say, while Philly should come out swinging with some personals and catch the win here.

    7. Mic Booth 3-1 vs. 8. Spit That 2-0
    Hmm mic booth always gets this far and then no shows so yea spit that will win due to mic booth no showing =/

    9. headless verseman 2-0 vs. 10. theFRANCHISE 2-0
    Hmm fran’s verses be having good flow and shit and headless hasn’t tried yet. He should try here and show us what hes made of. These two seem to know each other and should have a lot to say to each other. Headless should have what it takes to take this one, but franchise might pull it too, its anybodys game here, Im going with headless though.

    11. Noobie Ned 2-0 vs. 12. KempoMRK 2-0
    Kem be having some decent shit here and there, but noobie ned tends to be better, ned should take this. Kem could surprise ned though if he sleeps on him.

    13. Banned Name 2-0 vs. 14. Jersey Emcee 4-3
    Jersey drops better every week, but banned name is just gonna be too much for him here. I don’t see jersey even getting a single vote. Banned name should take this like 10-0.

    15. Oliver Twist 2-0 vs. 16. Grand Champ 1-1
    Hmmm I don’t remember how grand champs verses have been. Oliver be having good flow and some cool punches, I’ll say oliver should win.

    17. Hardkore the MC 3-1 vs. 18. Hi...I'm Rusty 1-1
    Hardcore dropped his best verse last week, but Hardkore’s best verse is like pretty much the same as a Hi…I’m Rusty worst verse, so no matter what Rusty drops rusty should take this by a few votes.

    19. Revanon 3-2 vs. 20. Oneduh 1-0
    This one should be interesting. I’d like them to do a pic battle since rev tends to drop better at those, and plus I never seen Oneduh’s pic lol. Pic battle dudes, but no matter what type of battle these guys do I just cant see Rev beating Oneduh, I hope he proves me wrong, but I doubt he will. Oneduh should take this pretty easy, unless it’s a pic battle cause then it’ll be closer, but Oneduh would still win.

    21. Mr. Chaves 2-1 vs. 22. Sintro 1-1
    This should be close as hell, but I think sintro should edge it.

    23. Will Nevalose 1-0 vs. 24. ~*dAiLy-SiNs*~ 1-0
    Will Nevalose is better and will win.

    25. Defcon_5 4-3 vs. 26. TeKneeK 1-0
    Defcon will take this pretty easy, especially if tekneek was serious last week with the verse he posted, I hope he wasn’t =/

    27. Stigmeta 1-1 vs. 28. Seph 2-3
    Props to seph for staying in no matter how many times he loses, and I’ll give him props again after losing this won, cause yeaa. Stigmata will take this pretty easy.

    29. Willie Dickgood 1-0 vs. 30. -EGO- 1-0
    Willie Dickgood will take this with ease.

    31. The Gawdfather 1-0 vs. 32. Slant Wise 1-0
    Gawdfather will win this easy, slantwise needs to stop capitalizing the first letter in every word.

    33. .SOBE. 1-0 vs. 34. CLEVER 1-0
    SOBE will win this with ease.

    35. Pope Juicy 2-4 vs. 36. 5-0.cal 1-0
    Pope Juicy should take this, but it could be close.

    37. ReX™ 1-0 vs. 38. Tankerous 1-0
    Tankerous will win this pretty easy.

    39. Meeks 0-2 vs. 40. ThaGrimiestOne 0-2
    Meeks will destroy this kid, then again anyone can.

    41. Yung Impression 0-1 vs. 42. Twisted Flowa 0-1
    Yung impression will win this easy. Twisted flowa gotta chill with all the self glorifying punches.

    43. effect 0-1 vs. 44. blackwell 0-1
    Effect will fucking destroy this kid.

    45. $3.17 0-1 vs. 46. AxiomThaParagon 0-1
    No idea here.. I’ll say 3.17 will win just cause I recall him being a little better.

    47. Richard Corey 0-0 vs. 48. COMMIDITY 0-0
    Richard Corey will once again give people a lesson in newbie rape, RC’s gonna have a field day.

    49. Jacent 0-0 vs. 50. Hair Line 0-0
    Jacent should win, but something tells me he’ll no show like usual lol, hair line will get the no show win.

    51. Dark-Vybe 0-0 vs. 52. Chrit 0-0
    Dark-Vybe should win I guess.

    53. Venamis 0-0 vs. 54. emotions. 0-0
    Venamis, not sure though lol. don’t really know either

    55. Untouchable! 0-0 vs. 56. blaquest 0-0
    Untouchable, cause people have told me that blaquest sucks, but that’s just a rumor I guess till I actually see what he drops.

    57. Everyday 0-0 vs. 58. Light Saber 0-0 vs. 59. Sheik 0-0
    Uhhh Everyday should win cause that name screams alias, no idea who the other two are, or any 3 are for that matter lol
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  13. David Lama

    David Lama oh yea?

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    these dudes stand out

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    just like Lee Rocks in this room.

    Power Rankings

    15. .SOBE. - don’t know who this guy is, but watch out for him. He can catch a few heads sleeping and take them by surprise for sure.

    14. Spit That - he didn’t post good last week, well.. Then again who would post good after seeing a verse like seph’s lol.. But word.. I hope spit isn’t rusty, we wont know that until he faces someone good. Hopefully after this week we’ll know just how rusty he is.

    13. Mic Booth - he better show this week and every week. This bastard always makes it to a high rank and then he no shows lol.. Come on both start showing and posting early, you better win that belt, you know you could if you just showed lol.

    12. theFRANCHISE - hes moving up the ranks slowly, pretty soon he’ll be in the contenders and shit. Might as well power rank him now, it doesn’t seem like hes been trying much but still hes had enough to beat his opponents, hes gonna have to start stepping it up a notch or two from now on though.

    11. Revanon - Rev had a pretty good battle with philly last week, I guess pic battling his more his thing. I hope he keeps dropping like that and even better in the future. Stay in the league rev, don’t let the haters stop you from doing your thing.

    10. Banned Name - he dropped pretty ehh last week but he didn’t need much to win so I don’t blame him, no need to waste good lines when you don’t have to. But we all know this guy can drop pretty nice when he tries. So don’t sleep on him and don’t judge him by his last battle lol.

    9. Phryme - hes the current RBL champion, some thought he lost the match he won the belt in, but more heads thought he won it, and basically that’s what counts. Now he has to prove to people he that he belongs there, that he deserves to be the champ, and the only way he can do that is by keeping the belt for as long as he can. The next couple of weeks will show us exactly what Phryme is made of.

    8. headless verseman - headless might win the belt real soon, a lot of people underestimate him and shit, but he usually has enough to win just about any battle. He tends to drop more original than a lot of people, especially these days, just keep doing you man. Keep winning.

    7. Georgia - Q has turned into demik when it comes to the amount of aliases he has lol. But word Georgia be doing his thing. Its just I’ve read soo many battles that Ive pretty much seen everything. So a lot of times I read his verses and don’t feel them as much as everyone else, then again that goes for mostly everyones verses lol. I just read too many battles. But word, Georgia wins and that’s all that matters. Every week he complains about something in the mag though =/, I guess he doesn’t realize that everyone has a different opinion. You like what you like and I like what I like.. If everyone had the same opinion we wouldn’t need to vote and shit lol.. Whatever though, just keep doing you georgia.

    6. Willie Dickgood - hmmm I don’t know who this is, its obviously an alias. If I had to guess I’d say Jook, but that’s just a guess. But really this dude is gonna be making noise real soon, he’ll catch a few heads by surprise. Beware. This guys no push over, and can do damage. Keep winning willie.

    5. Richard Corey - I would have ranked him higher but I wanna see him show and do his thing first. Hope he hasn’t signed up for too many things or he’ll most likely be burned out, but hopefully he’ll have enough to win this week and the next few weeks till he makes it to the champ match. Do ya damn thing RC and welcome back.

    4. Serge dot T - just like Oz I don’t see anything stopping serge from becoming champ cept for his opponent this week. Serge has what it takes to beat just about anyone on any given day, hes usually fresh and consistent. If he beats Oz this week theres no question in my mind he’ll be champ soon.

    3. Oz The Legend - he didn’t try last week against jersey and still managed to rape him pretty easy, Oz is gonna be able to be champ real soon if he gets past serge that is. that’s the only obstacle he has between the championship and him. I don’t see phryme or sikabod stopping oz at all. But yea Oz needs to beat serge.

    2. Oneduh - Oneduh did enough to win last week, he’s gonna be in the champ match real soon if he keeps showing. I hope he does. For some reason I feel like the RBL is competing with the Tourney this week lol, I just gotta make sure people are motivated enough to drop in the RBL, Oneduh, you better stay motivated lol.. Keep winning man, and keep showing.

    1. Young Philly - if he continues to do his thing and show he will be champ real soon again, he would have been champ a couple of weeks back if he didn’t no show against macmilli, but anyways.. His latest battle with rev certainly showed exactly what philly is capable of, watch out for this guy, he can only get better, this kid is only 15, mother fucking 15. ​
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  14. David Lama

    David Lama oh yea?

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    Outro

    its like me and the RBL is competiting with the tourney RM currently has, its like my job to make this league dope and the tourney whack, so I guess thats what Im gonna do. hopefully ya still motivated to drop for your RBL battle. and if you decide to no show something, its the tourney and NOT the RBL lol..

    The RBL is now getting better. Headless Verseman, Serge, Oneduh, mic Booth, demik, hotdog vender man, Oz, Revanon, Richard Corey, young philly and more are in the league. Theres still some nice heads hanging around hookups and shit that haven’t signed up, they need to sign up soon. Come on dudes. Lets do this. Its not over till its over and Im not waving the flag, I don’t know about you guys. But come the fuck on and lets get this shit popping.

    As you can tell there isn’t much to talk about these days when it comes to what people post. Verses havent been even close to impressive lately. For real its sad. And I really hope you guys start doing something about it cause what this site needs is this league to get back on its feet and in order for that to happen ya gotta start posting good. Theres no more excuses as to why you wont join the RBL or why you signed out, its either you join or you don’t, stop making excuses, if a couple of nice heads sign up others will follow. I know cause I’ve seen it happen before. So If your nice and your worried about there not being any challenges , don’t worry about that just sign up, and people will notice and wanna sign up too. Be an example and be one of the many that will sign up for this league again, but sign up and start the movement, this get this league rolling people. And to those already in the league ya people need to step ya game the fuck up, oh and if I offended you in this mag, guess what?? I don’t give a fuck, this is a text league, mags are suppose to be entertaining, so if I used your pic or some shit don’t take it personal, just laugh it the fuck off, post lol and be on with your life.

    so until next time

    just do you

    no matter how weird you look doing whatever that is

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    God knows J-Nyce does.

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  15. David Lama

    David Lama oh yea?

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  16. Willie Dickgood

    Willie Dickgood New Member

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    Dope shit so far.. Nice interview with RC..thanx for showin love in the top punches this week and in the power rankings also...pz..



    p.s..... im not jook, i dont even know who the hell he is lol
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  17. Everyday

    Everyday New Member

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    this is a huge magazine. real thorough, well thought out. liked the throwback battle, among other parts of this, creatively done man. interesting prediction you gave me this week doggie, but for the most part, i agree. if you make them like this week in & out, it will help a good amount in making this league edge out the others for awhile.
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  18. Sikabod Khrayne

    Sikabod Khrayne Please Kill Me...

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    you dug up a pick of me...lol, good shit. 1
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  19. Defcon_5

    Defcon_5 Relax and take notes

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    ummm power rankings+Def=complete :D nice mag though
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  20. HdotS

    HdotS New Member

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    meh good mag always is
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