RBL Contendership Match: 3. UserName 5-0 vs 4. Criteria 7-2

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  1. Willie Dickgood

    Willie Dickgood New Member

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    LMFAO @ THIS BATTLE...this shit is honestly a classic, straight up...and anyone who disagrees is a hater...


    criteria had some dope shit, fuck if fat jokes are old, cuz those shits was funny...them shit had me rollin...the island line from cri was funny as fuck, a verse full of quotables...only lines i didnt like was the chair line and the line about headless...those shits were kinda wack, but everything else was definately dope as hell...User had the same, a verse full of quotables...lmao @ the lui kang line...but the next 4 lines a thought were kinda lame, the chinese symbol line jus wasnt workin for me and neither was the closet joint...because if fat jokes are old, then y r u callin yaself fat? i mean dont get me wrong, that line is one of those lines that can go both ways, either hot or not...jus wasnt workin for me...but nevertheless, classic verse...


    Vote- Tie..

    y? because if one says that cri got old with the fat jokes, than you HAVE to say that user got old with the asain jokes..they both used the obvious jokes about the same amount of lines...both had 4 lines that i didnt like, and i cant determine what was the line of the battle to break the tie because both had too many lines that had me crackin up...Classic, thats all i can say....props to both...pz
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  2. Mets

    Mets 40 Cal. Ripken

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    criteria

    look at my pic, study it..learn it & hope for the prize
    uphill battle?..user would have trouble climbin the slopes of my eyes.
    ok..ill stop it with the fat jokes...u act like its all played
    but it wouldnt be...after four years...if your ass actually lost weight.
    i know its hard too...but when ya die in a heart boom
    headless n I film ya biography; & name that shit 'supersize me: pt 2.'
    better pray there loyal..cuz u have a belligerent sum
    but why am i battlin carrot top & bill gates..overweight, illegitimate son?

    i dont know if i should even vote on this battle cause ive alot of these lines like a million times on me and every other big boy. you used two cant see your dick lines. one about makin ya shirts was more of a diss on you. lol. idk, you still had a good 8 lines i likes. supersize me wwas roflz, bill gates shit was witty as fuck. slopes was pretty cool and the after 4 years shot was funny. overall a cool verse. thought it went on too long with the same shit though.

    user

    I cant believe asians are turning on me, now for fun they attack me?
    Like its wack to be fat, but back home I’d be their number one athlete
    Im a pasty face kid, but he spent his whole summer doing major ragin’
    Because my Island was winning, while his still suffers from radiation
    immigrant bastard, take that sorry shit back to Bangkok, kid
    hell, your verse is showing off ur weak spots more than ur tanktop is
    im an asian too, or I cook soulfood like one, because see it’s a fact…
    there’s still a debate as to who fucks up ur ribs more, me or the blacks
    I cant get over this dudes mane, cover it up, it’s too lame
    Id say put a hat on, but you threw it away in ur last match with Lui Kang
    you look like Bruce Lee, he's dead, we all heard that it happened
    and just cuz your a huge flamer doesnt make you the return of the dragon

    opnere was ROFLZ, fucked wit that. lui kang was tight. radiation was tight. 12 solid lines, cant ask for more good lines then that. you said asian alot but didnt go with too many generic lines. that 37 brothers shit was generic to me though. it was as solid a verse as a can be these days though. so props to that.

    overall. i got user winning easily, criteria came good ..dont get me wrong. i mean his fat disses are ust like cumlines to me. he pulled a couple off but i just couldnt get into it as much as maybe some other people. user came dope some shit i wasnt feeling but overall i atight verse.

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  3. Young Philly

    Young Philly Broad Street Bully

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    look at my pic, study it..learn it & hope for the prize
    uphill battle?..user would have trouble climbin the slopes of my eyes.
    then i'll question u in a dark room..have ya shittin logs
    N make u crack under the pressure...along with the chair ya sittin on.
    ok..ill stop it with the fat jokes...u act like its all played
    but it wouldnt be...after four years...if your ass actually lost weight.
    ya verse'll be g.ook lines...why should we peep for?
    yea asians have small dicks...ur just mad cuz u cant even see yours.

    Lol, decent, nice, decent

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    I cant believe asians are turning on me, now for fun they attack me?
    Like its wack to be fat, but back home I’d be their number one athlete
    Im a pasty face kid, but he spent his whole summer doing major ragin’
    Because my Island was winning, while his still suffers from radiation
    ur eyebrows are huge…I cant see or feel em so fuck ‘em
    but those huge triangles, u need pythagoreans theorem to pluck em
    you were obviously searching for it, so its time you found ur loss
    kids got a face so battered, it came with sweet and sour sauce
    immigrant bastard, take that sorry shit back to Bangkok, kid
    hell, your verse is showing off ur weak spots more than ur tanktop is
    im bustin’ ur lines, fuck fat jokes, its much tougher than size
    cuz I refuse to lose to the gene-splice of Tek & a featherduster with eyes
    im an asian too, or I cook soulfood like one, because see it’s a fact…
    there’s still a debate as to who fucks up ur ribs more, me or the blacks

    LMFAO, DOPE, nice, decent, cool, haha, decent


    Yea, pretty good battle, a little overhyped, but still a funny one.
    In the end I just saw User having more witty comical shit.

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  4. EYE-Z

    EYE-Z rote my vrse playing Bout

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    criteria got raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppeeeeeeeeeed


    lol crit basically went with the easy option that anyone cold of wrote

    user was far more creative and harder hitting.

    Vote- User
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  5. QuicK SyllaBle

    QuicK SyllaBle New Member

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    holy shit @ all the quotables...the opener, liu kang, radiation, tank top...damn alot of haha lines....criteria came average altho his lose weight line was dope as fuck....user just on a diff level in this battle
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  6. Philmore Pockets

    Philmore Pockets New Member

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    Wow, this shit was fuckin bananas. Daaaamn. I feel all tingly and shit.

    Anyways..

    Criteria:

    expose ya covert plans...alias? i have to scold you man
    aloe had island...guess im battlin' mc_continent, oceans n polar caps.

    ok..ill stop it with the fat jokes...u act like its all played
    but it wouldnt be...after four years...if your ass actually lost weight.
    i know its hard too...but when ya die in a heart boom
    headless n I film ya biography; & name that shit 'supersize me: pt 2.'
    i been so patient...but user, before ya hit the pavement
    check all ya riders..cause im sure you nor them, seen ya dick in ages.
    ** Hottest segment right here... I dunno why you threw headless in lol, but the supersize line was wicked.

    have u confess..punch ya nose...C's a savage at best
    then watch the blood fill ya 8 glass jaws, n serve it to draculas guests.

    ya verse'll be g.ook lines...why should we peep for?
    yea asians have small dicks...ur just mad cuz u cant even see yours.
    ** Shouldn't have put this shit in, man.. The concept was real nice when you used it the first time, this shit is redundant and simple.. plus why you admittin your dick is small?

    ya moms got d-cups too; but i really dont care, fuck..
    that 2 dollars she gets for blowjobs...obviously pays for ya haircuts.
    ya got tough shit to take care of, even hell cant compete;
    user carries the weight of earth on his shoulders...as well as his feet.
    ** Tight closer

    .... You had some sick punchlines, kid. A lot of good fat jokes. The only bad thing I have to say is that you need to work on your setups and some of the wording, cos the shit doesn't make sense sometimes, and it's obvious that words were thrown together for the sake of creating the multisyllabic rhyme scheme, nah mean? Big ups on the verse though, best shit I've seen from you.


    And User:

    it’s not fear you show, it looks more like years of blow
    Cuz fat jokes are fresh as fuck, when resin did ‘em three years ago
    ** I noticed you bring this point up a lot.. But man, fat jokes are never gonna be old, especially if you still fat. No offense, lol. Just like asian cracks will never get old against Criteria.

    Im a pasty face kid, but he spent his whole summer doing major ragin’
    Because my Island was winning, while his still suffers from radiation
    ur eyebrows are huge…I cant see or feel em so fuck ‘em
    but those huge triangles, u need pythagoreans theorem to pluck em HAHA
    you were obviously searching for it, so its time you found ur loss
    kids got a face so battered, it came with sweet and sour sauce
    n you look scrawny as fuck, u cant hold the title, ill be happy to carry it
    while I leave you tied to the railroad tracks, like ur families heritage
    immigrant bastard, take that sorry shit back to Bangkok, kid
    hell, your verse is showing off ur weak spots more than ur tanktop is
    im bustin’ ur lines, fuck fat jokes, its much tougher than size
    cuz I refuse to lose to the gene-splice of Tek & a featherduster with eyes
    ** Ridiculous. This shit was hard, for real. That Pythagoreous line was hella creative. The railroad line was gully. This segment killed this whole shit man.

    see people think thats english on the sign, not to belittle your status
    but thats a lie, that whole sign is just the Chinese symbol for ‘Faggot’

    you look like Bruce Lee, he's dead, we all heard that it happened
    and just cuz your a huge flamer doesnt make you the return of the dragon
    ** Funny shit.

    ... Dope ass verse. Inspirational to my rusty ass too dawg, good lookin ha. For real though, it was strong all around, creative punches and great wordplay, you one of the few cats that ACTUALLY understands how to develop LOGICAL AND EFFECTIVE wordplay. You fuckers should take a lesson from this kid. Anyways, you killed this shit, held it down. You get the win from me. Oh yeah, flow was straight, too.


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  7. N.Tavarez

    N.Tavarez .....

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    look at my pic, study it..learn it & hope for the prize
    uphill battle?..user would have trouble climbin the slopes of my eyes.
    back to rehearsin...a pic match...get ya camera workin
    figured oz give me a clone of mets style...not one of the actual person!
    i know its hard too...but when ya die in a heart boom
    headless n I film ya biography; & name that shit 'supersize me: pt 2.'
    have u confess..punch ya nose...C's a savage at best
    then watch the blood fill ya 8 glass jaws, n serve it to draculas guests.

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    Im a pasty face kid, but he spent his whole summer doing major ragin’
    Because my Island was winning, while his still suffers from radiation
    ur eyebrows are huge…I cant see or feel em so fuck ‘em
    but those huge triangles, u need pythagoreans theorem to pluck em
    you were obviously searching for it, so its time you found ur loss
    kids got a face so battered, it came with sweet and sour sauce
    immigrant bastard, take that sorry shit back to Bangkok, kid
    hell, your verse is showing off ur weak spots more than ur tanktop is
    im bustin’ ur lines, fuck fat jokes, its much tougher than size
    cuz I refuse to lose to the gene-splice of Tek & a featherduster with eyes
    im an asian too, or I cook soulfood like one, because see it’s a fact…
    there’s still a debate as to who fucks up ur ribs more, me or the blacks

    v/ user in a nice battle
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  8. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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    lol, more votes for the hell'uva it, i know i lost.
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  9. Defcon_5

    Defcon_5 Relax and take notes

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    this was a good match regardless of the outcome

    i thought i had seen every fat joke that could be used against user but crit had some original ones...especially the 4 years one..shit was hilarious..but User's verse was way more well rounded(no pun intended)...he went at everythign in the pic..that chinese symbol line was classic lol


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  10. sumwhite emcee

    sumwhite emcee FRESSSHHHHHHH

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    for real. was def. more consistent and harder hitting. the originality level was up there too so much more creative than criteria whom, brought the same old fat jokes that are so aplyed lsoer lost weight now thanks. the lui kang line and island radionation line were pure genius. user dropped a fresh to death top to bottom verse.

    so butaaaaa
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  11. Kryptikal

    Kryptikal Soulstice.

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    http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?p=13445459#post13445459

    n my family has alotta chans n chins...it aint odd to see
    but user got alot of chins too...face is under china’s one child policy.
    look at my pic, study it..learn it & hope for the prize
    uphill battle?..user would have trouble climbin the slopes of my eyes.
    back to rehearsin...a pic match...get ya camera workin
    figured oz give me a clone of mets style...not one of the actual person!
    expose ya covert plans...alias? i have to scold you man
    aloe had island...guess im battlin' mc_continent, oceans n polar caps.
    look behind him, cuz this faggots ignorin' the door kids
    know he only came out the closet..cuz he grew too enormous for it.
    ok..ill stop it with the fat jokes...u act like its all played
    but it wouldnt be...after four years...if your ass actually lost weight.
    i been so patient...but user, before ya hit the pavement
    check all ya riders..cause im sure you nor them, seen ya dick in ages.
    better pray there loyal..cuz u have a belligerent sum
    but why am i battlin carrot top & bill gates..overweight, illegitimate son?
    ya verse'll be g.ook lines...why should we peep for?
    yea asians have small dicks...ur just mad cuz u cant even see yours.

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    And don’t say I need to get up on a diet, lookit ur face, cunt
    Black Dawn? You bit more in the RBL than I have in 8 months
    Im a pasty face kid, but he spent his whole summer doing major ragin’
    Because my Island was winning, while his still suffers from radiation
    ur eyebrows are huge…I cant see or feel em so fuck ‘em
    but those huge triangles, u need pythagoreans theorem to pluck em
    you were obviously searching for it, so its time you found ur loss
    kids got a face so battered, it came with sweet and sour sauce
    im bustin’ ur lines, fuck fat jokes, its much tougher than size
    cuz I refuse to lose to the gene-splice of Tek & a featherduster with eyes
    im an asian too, or I cook soulfood like one, because see it’s a fact…
    there’s still a debate as to who fucks up ur ribs more, me or the blacks
    I cant get over this dudes mane, cover it up, it’s too lame
    Id say put a hat on, but you threw it away in ur last match with Lui Kang
    I don’t understand why ur asian and still wanna hate my pic
    Yes it’s karl kani, and yes you and ur 37 brothers made the shit

    holy fiznuck!

    v/ user.... his verse was near perfect godtamn
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  12. Louisville

    Louisville Dat nigga

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    I'm speechless....they gotta put this one in the archives for real.
    Vote=User

    Cri just had the misfortune (no pun intended) of going first. Every good line he had User matched it and then some. Damn, this shit was better than the champ match, props to both textcees.

    Funniest fucking lines I've seen since being in the RBL....

    uphill battle?..user would have trouble climbin the slopes of my eyes.
    back to rehearsin...a pic match...get ya camera workin
    figured oz give me a clone of mets style...not one of the actual person!
    & since im leavin ya whored duke ill give ya the sore truth
    cock-block?..dont blame dudes.. ur fuckin stomachs doing it for you.
    ok..ill stop it with the fat jokes...u act like its all played
    but it wouldnt be...after four years...if your ass actually lost weight.
    so if u got fresh material just save it nerd, it debates ya girth
    cuz you need all of it for me...& for my factory that makes ya shirts.
    AND when i mention that...know ya losing ya loyalty
    cuz if that T stretches any bigger...karl kani will be suing' for royalties.
    ya moms got d-cups too; but i really dont care, fuck..
    that 2 dollars she gets for blowjobs...obviously pays for ya haircuts.
    ya got tough shit to take care of, even hell cant compete;
    user carries the weight of earth on his shoulders...as well as his feet.
    [hilarious]

    I cant believe asians are turning on me, now for fun they attack me?
    Like its wack to be fat, but back home I’d be their number one athlete
    [lmao, asian eating contests rock though you can't deny that shit]

    Im a pasty face kid, but he spent his whole summer doing major ragin’
    Because my Island was winning, while his still suffers from radiation
    ur eyebrows are huge…I cant see or feel em so fuck ‘em
    but those huge triangles, u need pythagoreans theorem to pluck em
    you were obviously searching for it, so its time you found ur loss
    kids got a face so battered, it came with sweet and sour sauce
    n you look scrawny as fuck, u cant hold the title, ill be happy to carry it
    while I leave you tied to the railroad tracks, like ur families heritage
    immigrant bastard, take that sorry shit back to Bangkok, kid
    hell, your verse is showing off ur weak spots more than ur tanktop is
    there’s still a debate as to who fucks up ur ribs more, me or the blacks
    I cant get over this dudes mane, cover it up, it’s too lame
    Id say put a hat on, but you threw it away in ur last match with Lui Kang
    [devastating]

    HALL OF FAME MATCH for real...
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  13. PrOvOcAtiVeThOuGhT

    PrOvOcAtiVeThOuGhT New Member

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    well its been said.. great battle... lots of funny picdisses.. no fat lines dont get played...but I personally see a lot more fat jokes then asian jokes and fair or not it gave user the edge for me...cause both verses were good and entertainin even troughout their length and thats sayin a lot...
    however the radiation the you and yer brother lines were crazy... I mean troughout criterias verse I was chucklin user actually had me laughin my ass off...

    so vote user for champ
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  14. Oneduh

    Oneduh Guest

    I'm not gonna bother quoting shit that's been quoted 4,000 times already.. So I'll just say I got user taking this.

    Both came dope as fuck, Crit that verse woulda beat damn near anyone else & even user if he didn't go all out.. But he did. It's hard to use fat lines on User & make them fresh but you pulled it off a few times, you just went a lil overboard with the chair line etc.. Lmao @ Island @ Lui Kang lines.. Classic. Great effort from both of you

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  15. theFRANCHISE

    theFRANCHISE I'm Aloe's friend....

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    look at my pic, study it..learn it & hope for the prize
    uphill battle?..user would have trouble climbin the slopes of my eyes.
    better pray there loyal..cuz u have a belligerent sum
    but why am i battlin carrot top & bill gates..overweight, illegitimate son?
    AND when i mention that...know ya losing ya loyalty

    eh, ok verse for a pic battle..... nice flow at least...

    user:
    i could prolly quote the whole verse....

    straight killed it.....

    v- user
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  16. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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    ^^ shouldnt you be playing shuffleboard on a retirement cruise somewhere??
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  17. -Oz-

    -Oz- ^^^^^

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    Username wins
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