RBL Contendership Match: 3. UserName 5-0 vs 4. Criteria 7-2

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  1. -Oz-

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  2. U S E R

    U S E R NON-DOHPE.squad

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    we agreed on 30
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  3. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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    checkin 30 agreed.





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  4. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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  5. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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    yes, im asian..

    n my family has alotta chans n chins...it aint odd to see
    but user got alot of chins too...face is under china’s one child policy.
    look at my pic, study it..learn it & hope for the prize
    uphill battle?..user would have trouble climbin the slopes of my eyes.
    back to rehearsin...a pic match...get ya camera workin
    figured oz give me a clone of mets style...not one of the actual person!
    & since im leavin ya whored duke ill give ya the sore truth
    cock-block?..dont blame dudes.. ur fuckin stomachs doing it for you.
    expose ya covert plans...alias? i have to scold you man
    aloe had island...guess im battlin' mc_continent, oceans n polar caps.
    look behind him, cuz this faggots ignorin' the door kids
    know he only came out the closet..cuz he grew too enormous for it.
    ok..ill stop it with the fat jokes...u act like its all played
    but it wouldnt be...after four years...if your ass actually lost weight.
    i know its hard too...but when ya die in a heart boom
    headless n I film ya biography; & name that shit 'supersize me: pt 2.'
    i been so patient...but user, before ya hit the pavement
    check all ya riders..cause im sure you nor them, seen ya dick in ages.
    better pray there loyal..cuz u have a belligerent sum
    but why am i battlin carrot top & bill gates..overweight, illegitimate son?
    so if u got fresh material just save it nerd, it debates ya girth
    cuz you need all of it for me...& for my factory that makes ya shirts.
    AND when i mention that...know ya losing ya loyalty
    cuz if that T stretches any bigger...karl kani will be suing' for royalties.
    im'a damage ya rep.. punch ya nose...C's a savage at best
    then watch the blood fill ya 8 glass jaws, n serve it to draculas guests.
    ..so u held the record? fat fuck.. i can tell ya severed
    U have a butta face.. w/a grill that'd give restaurants health demerits.
    ya moms got d-cups too; but i really dont care, fuck..
    that 2 dollars she gets for blowjobs...obviously pays for ya haircuts.
    ya got tough shit to take care of, even hell cant compete;
    user carries the weight of earth on his shoulders...as well as his feet.
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  6. Phryme

    Phryme lets get it.

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    hahahaha.
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  7. U S E R

    U S E R NON-DOHPE.squad

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    yes, im fat.

    I cant believe asians are turning on me, now for fun they attack me?
    Like its wack to be fat, but back home I’d be their number one athlete
    it’s not fear you show, it looks more like years of blow
    Cuz fat jokes are fresh as fuck, when resin did ‘em three years ago
    And don’t say I need to get up on a diet, lookit ur face, cunt
    Black Dawn? You bit more in the RBL than I have in 8 months
    Im a pasty face kid, but he spent his whole summer doing major ragin’
    Because my Island was winning, while his still suffers from radiation
    ur eyebrows are huge…I cant see or feel em so fuck ‘em
    but those huge triangles, u need pythagoreans theorem to pluck em
    you were obviously searching for it, so its time you found ur loss
    kids got a face so battered, it came with sweet and sour sauce
    n you look scrawny as fuck, u cant hold the title, ill be happy to carry it
    while I leave you tied to the railroad tracks, like ur families heritage
    immigrant bastard, take that sorry shit back to Bangkok, kid
    hell, your verse is showing off ur weak spots more than ur tanktop is
    im bustin’ ur lines, fuck fat jokes, its much tougher than size
    cuz I refuse to lose to the gene-splice of Tek & a featherduster with eyes
    im an asian too, or I cook soulfood like one, because see it’s a fact…
    there’s still a debate as to who fucks up ur ribs more, me or the blacks
    I cant get over this dudes mane, cover it up, it’s too lame
    Id say put a hat on, but you threw it away in ur last match with Lui Kang
    I don’t understand why ur asian and still wanna hate my pic
    Yes it’s karl kani, and yes you and ur 37 brothers made the shit
    see people think thats english on the sign, not to belittle your status
    but thats a lie, that whole sign is just the Chinese symbol for ‘Faggot’
    dissing that old ass pic?, you got no real positive options
    especially when ur room is about as big as the fuckin closet im blockin’
    you look like Bruce Lee, he's dead, we all heard that it happened
    and just cuz your a huge flamer doesnt make you the return of the dragon
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  8. headless verseman

    headless verseman JERSEY NUCCUH

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    wait, criteria is who? black dawn, like this is the REAL black dawn???


    either way, how do I get mentioned in dudes verse

    either way


    it’s not fear you show, it looks more like years of blow
    Cuz fat jokes are fresh as fuck, when resin did ‘em three years ago
    And don’t say I need to get up on a diet, lookit ur face, cunt
    Black Dawn? You bit more in the RBL than I have in 8 months
    Im a pasty face kid, but he spent his whole summer doing major ragin’
    Because my Island was winning, while his still suffers from radiation
    ur eyebrows are huge…I cant see or feel em so fuck ‘em
    but those huge triangles, u need pythagoreans theorem to pluck em
    you were obviously searching for it, so its time you found ur loss
    kids got a face so battered, it came with sweet and sour sauce
    n you look scrawny as fuck, u cant hold the title, ill be happy to carry it
    while I leave you tied to the railroad tracks, like ur families heritage
    immigrant bastard, take that sorry shit back to Bangkok, kid
    hell, your verse is showing off ur weak spots more than ur tanktop is
    im bustin’ ur lines, fuck fat jokes, its much tougher than size
    cuz I refuse to lose to the gene-splice of Tek & a featherduster with eyes
    im an asian too, or I cook soulfood like one, because see it’s a fact…
    there’s still a debate as to who fucks up ur ribs more, me or the blacks
    I cant get over this dudes mane, cover it up, it’s too lame
    Id say put a hat on, but you threw it away in ur last match with Lui Kang
    I don’t understand why ur asian and still wanna hate my pic
    Yes it’s karl kani, and yes you and ur 37 brothers made the shit



    that segment, is damn near battle perfect...most COMPLETE and solid battle verse in the past year easily
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  9. Calibre

    Calibre Peoples Champ

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    Im a pasty face kid, but he spent his whole summer doing major ragin’
    Because my Island was winning, while his still suffers from radiation


    hahahahahahaha best line of '06 rotf


    i'll vote later
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  10. UneekTestimony

    UneekTestimony New Member

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    what ppl scared to vote or something. i'm voting on this because it is a requirement to sign in. anyway, niiice battle.

    black dawn:
    look at my pic, study it..learn it & hope for the prize
    uphill battle?..user would have trouble climbin the slopes of my eyes.
    back to rehearsin...a pic match...get ya camera workin
    figured oz give me a clone of mets style...not one of the actual person!
    i know its hard too...but when ya die in a heart boom
    headless n I film ya biography; & name that shit 'supersize me: pt 2.'
    have u confess..punch ya nose...C's a savage at best
    then watch the blood fill ya 8 glass jaws, n serve it to draculas guests.

    Your verse was pretty solid, but as far as creativity goes..there wasn't any. Your main focus was him being fat. That's pretty much all you talked about throughout your verse. Pretty much out of all the fat jokes these are the ones that stood out.

    user:
    I cant believe asians are turning on me, now for fun they attack me?
    Like its wack to be fat, but back home I’d be their number one athlete
    Im a pasty face kid, but he spent his whole summer doing major ragin’
    Because my Island was winning, while his still suffers from radiation
    you were obviously searching for it, so its time you found ur loss
    kids got a face so battered, it came with sweet and sour sauce
    im an asian too, or I cook soulfood like one, because see it’s a fact…
    there’s still a debate as to who fucks up ur ribs more, me or the blacks
    I don’t understand why ur asian and still wanna hate my pic
    Yes it’s karl kani, and yes you and ur 37 brothers made the shit

    You threw a lot of haymakers. A lot of creativity, and you didn't just focus on him being asian. Majority of them were about him being asian, but they all were mad witty as opposed to Criteria using obvious fat jokes. i.e covering shit, sitting on shit, eating too much, things being too big, you're big, etc. That 37 brothers line was the line of the battle.

    Overall, this was nice match, but I gotta give it to User simply because he was a lot more consistent with constant witticism. He dissed almost everything in that picture, while Criteria focused on the most noticeable, obvious features. Good battle.

    v/user
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  11. Phlem

    Phlem New Member

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    yeah...fat and ugly were fake personals when i said that weren't they? Dude, u about the ugliest mofo i've ever seen, shut that shit up.

    it’s not fear you show, it looks more like years of blow
    Cuz fat jokes are fresh as fuck, when resin did ‘em three years ago


    And..why u always act like fat jokes are played? Fat jokes will never be played.
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  12. .Epical.

    .Epical. New Member

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    this is a solid battle, and ima vote a bit later.. but Nique you can't rag on Criteria for doing fat jokes on Username when User's whole verse was countering/feeding or asian jokes with 2 bars to talk about scrawyness and eyebrows which are played ass pic punches. Asian jokes are have the equal amount of played shit as fat jokes if thats how you want to look at it.

    if people keep discrediting Criteria..that shits obviously cos User has got the bigger name. User did exactly what Crit did, and no .. Resin said it himself.. no such thing as a played fat punch.. its about how well you do em.

    *will edit with a vote*
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  13. Poise One

    Poise One the Flawless

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    i agree with him.

    VOTE- USER
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  14. U S E R

    U S E R NON-DOHPE.squad

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    Oz layed the law on me, and i liked it
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  15. -Oz-

    -Oz- ^^^^^

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    First of all...why the fuck are people posting before both verses are in?

    Read the fucking rules or get docked votes.

    Next of all, what is this "Ill edit vote in later", if you read the battle then what the fuck need would you have for reading it again and editing a vote in? Could it be that since nobody has posted yet with a real vote, you newbie fucks are confused as to who to follow and to vote for? I just assume you don't edit votes in, cause your actions already dictate the legitimacy of your votes.

    User, edit your post.

    Phlem, get the fuck out of here you pitiful loser. You can't crack a 3-0 record, without 3 no shows, so you have no right to tell anyone anything about text. You suck, and you might as well either compete and shut the fuck up, or Ill end up having your access to this forum restricted.

    Voting is open to anyone in the league or with 200 votes, you have neither, so get the fuck outta here retard.
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  16. Etch is a G

    Etch is a G The Forefront Kid

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    Criteria came nice as fuck... witty punchlines and shit but WAYYY too many fat jokes... and that personal about User not lost weight in 4 yrs is not true, he showed me a pic of him about 8 months ago.

    Anyways... User came raw as fuck... I loved the closer, and the family heritage line. Ill shit from both though. 1ne

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  17. Spit That

    Spit That aka ST

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    n my family has alotta chans n chins...it aint odd to see
    but user got alot of chins too...face is under china’s one child policy.
    look at my pic, study it..learn it & hope for the prize
    uphill battle?..user would have trouble climbin the slopes of my eyes.
    back to rehearsin...a pic match...get ya camera workin
    figured oz give me a clone of mets style...not one of the actual person!
    expose ya covert plans...alias? i have to scold you man
    aloe had island...guess im battlin' mc_continent, oceans n polar caps.
    look behind him, cuz this faggots ignorin' the door kids
    know he only came out the closet..cuz he grew too enormous for it.
    ok..ill stop it with the fat jokes...u act like its all played
    but it wouldnt be...after four years...if your ass actually lost weight.
    i been so patient...but user, before ya hit the pavement
    check all ya riders..cause im sure you nor them, seen ya dick in ages.
    better pray there loyal..cuz u have a belligerent sum
    but why am i battlin carrot top & bill gates..overweight, illegitimate son?
    AND when i mention that...know ya losing ya loyalty
    cuz if that T stretches any bigger...karl kani will be suing' for royalties.
    ya verse'll be g.ook lines...why should we peep for?
    yea asians have small dicks...ur just mad cuz u cant even see yours.

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    And don’t say I need to get up on a diet, lookit ur face, cunt
    Black Dawn? You bit more in the RBL than I have in 8 months
    Im a pasty face kid, but he spent his whole summer doing major ragin’
    Because my Island was winning, while his still suffers from radiation
    ur eyebrows are huge…I cant see or feel em so fuck ‘em
    but those huge triangles, u need pythagoreans theorem to pluck em
    you were obviously searching for it, so its time you found ur loss
    kids got a face so battered, it came with sweet and sour sauce
    im bustin’ ur lines, fuck fat jokes, its much tougher than size
    cuz I refuse to lose to the gene-splice of Tek & a featherduster with eyes
    im an asian too, or I cook soulfood like one, because see it’s a fact…
    there’s still a debate as to who fucks up ur ribs more, me or the blacks
    I cant get over this dudes mane, cover it up, it’s too lame
    Id say put a hat on, but you threw it away in ur last match with Lui Kang
    I don’t understand why ur asian and still wanna hate my pic
    Yes it’s karl kani, and yes you and ur 37 brothers made the shit


    HOLY FUCK at this battle...seriously..oh but u doods acting like yall big and bad for getting it up early..u negros knew yall was battlin each other pic style all last week and what not..but neway this was distgusting...I got Cri taking it tho..User had a couple punches that were kinda corny while Cri had none that were terrible...line of the match goes to User for that Lui kang line tho..followed closely by fat personal shit by Cri..best match ive read in a good min..props

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  18. The_Nebulotic

    The_Nebulotic Way Over your Heads.

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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

    lol...THAT's what i'm talkin bout...one fucked up ass battle, lol

    Criteria

    n my family has alotta chans n chins...it aint odd to see
    but user got alot of chins too...face is under china’s one child policy.

    expose ya covert plans...alias? i have to scold you man
    aloe had island...guess im battlin' mc_continent, oceans n polar caps.
    look behind him, cuz this faggots ignorin' the door kids
    know he only came out the closet..cuz he grew too enormous for it.
    ok..ill stop it with the fat jokes...u act like its all played
    but it wouldnt be...after four years...if your ass actually lost weight.


    i been so patient...but user, before ya hit the pavement
    check all ya riders..cause im sure you nor them, seen ya dick in ages.

    so don’t save ya fresh material...it debates the worst
    cuz you need all of it for me...& for my factory that makes ya shirts.
    AND when i mention that...know ya losing ya loyalty
    cuz if that T stretches any bigger...karl kani will be suing' for royalties.


    ya moms got d-cups too; but i really dont care, fuck..
    that 2 dollars she gets for blowjobs...obviously pays for ya haircuts.



    Damn...User fat jokes are old, but comedy is comedy, lol. Your verse for me was hit and miss, but your hits hit HARD, had me LMAO...especially the lines I "bolded"...$2 dollar haircut...Kani royalties...too enormous for the closet, "actually lost some weight"--ROFL. Fucked up, kid. I like the "alias" couplet, but it's real fuckin wordy. But it was a good idea, so I quote it still. Plus, nice counters for some of the Asian jokes you knew were coming.

    Good shit.

    Username

    I cant believe asians are turning on me, now for fun they attack me?
    Like its wack to be fat, but back home I’d be their number one athlete

    And don’t say I need to get up on a diet, lookit ur face, cunt
    Black Dawn? You bit more in the RBL than I have in 8 months
    Im a pasty face kid, but he spent his whole summer doing major ragin’
    Because my Island was winning, while his still suffers from radiation
    ur eyebrows are huge…I cant see or feel em so fuck ‘em
    but those huge triangles, u need pythagoreans theorem to pluck em
    you were obviously searching for it, so its time you found ur loss
    kids got a face so battered, it came with sweet and sour sauce
    n you look scrawny as fuck, u cant hold the title, ill be happy to carry it
    while I leave you tied to the railroad tracks, like ur families heritage
    immigrant bastard, take that sorry shit back to Bangkok, kid
    hell, your verse is showing off ur weak spots more than ur tanktop is


    I cant get over this dudes mane, cover it up, it’s too lame
    Id say put a hat on, but you threw it away in ur last match with Lui Kang

    dissing that old ass pic?, you got no real positive options
    especially when ur room is about as big as the fuckin closet im blockin’
    you look like Bruce Lee, he's dead, we all heard that it happened
    and just cuz your a huge flamer doesnt make you the return of the dragon


    Yo.

    Seriously.

    LMFAO.

    User killed it. Even the stuff that didn't really land in my eyes, didn't take away from his verse as much as Criteria's misses took away from his. A couple of User's lines (like the factory one) lost their potency cuz Cri sniffed it out. User's craft is such that even if the punch is just aight, the wording and structure still carries it through. Plus his set-ups were cleaner in general...Cri had some stuff that just made me roll my eyes (debates the worst? doesn't make sense with the rest of that line...obvious rhyme pattern filler).

    But wow, good battle guys. First time in a while I felt compelled to examine both verses.

    But User just ripped the fuck out of this, Cri.

    Vote - Username

    Cri got beat, but he's got nothing to be ashamed of...dope battle.
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  19. Sur*5*ILL

    Sur*5*ILL Kangs

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    Wow...


    User Raped This No Offense LMAO
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  20. wreck'n'eyez

    wreck'n'eyez Custom Title User

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    Cri....nice verse, consistent thru out...couple of them fat jokes had me rollin, good personals n punches

    User....another nice verse, ur shit started out good n then it just got better...them asian jokes killed me man...too many quotables


    v/User....he easily took this one imo
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