RBL Championship Match: 1. P Nut 8-0 vs 2. Arizcats 15-1

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  1. U S E R

    U S E R NON-DOHPE.squad

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    The RBL Rules and Regulations


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    No Questions Asked Policy. You Break A Rule. You Pay The Price Period. NO EXCEPTIONS. Dont Care If Your Janitor/Jeff.
    Now On To The Complete Rules And Regulations.

    -BATTLES ARE DUE FRIDAY, MIDNIGHT WESTERN!
    -VOTES ARE DUE SUNDAY, 10pm EASTERN

    -You MUST vote on 6 battles EACH week & EDIT the vote links
    in your "check in" posts. Failure to vote on ALL 6 will result in a
    deduction of votes for the links you're missing. Meaning.. you
    drop 4 links, you LOSE 2 votes automatically.

    -Mininum Lines: 4 (2 Couplets)/ Max. Lines: 30 (15 Couplets)!
    Also, battlers MUST agree on the amount of lines to be written
    for each verse. If not, whoever drops first determines the MAX
    line amount. For example, If I drop 16 first, without agreeing
    my opponent cannot go MORE than 16 lines. If YOU DO go over the maximum line limit set. YOU LOSE -1 Vote For Each Couplet Over
    ** In a 3-Way Battle The Maximum Line Limit Is 20 Lines/10 Couplets



    -NO EDITING your verse AFTER BOTH verses have been posted. EDITING your post after both rhymes have been posted will result in an immediate DQ. Dont matter if your editing spelling or a fucking PERIOD. Its a DQ. No Questions Asked.


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  2. ARIZCATZ

    ARIZCATZ Game Of Death

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  3. -Oz-

    -Oz- ^^^^^

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    Ariz WILL be here.
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  4. Ayem

    Ayem I Heart Myself

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    Call It A Pattern...I Did...

    aiyyo in sixteen weeks I show you to stay dope
    do a verse every week that emerges gay jokes
    have ya opener say what kind of a dick a fag took
    n’ use the other twenty-eight for punches out a snaps book
    now everybody is like...what kinda style is that?
    easy...use a search engine n’ refer to Arizcats
    I got my dance shoes on, you wanna tangle wit rap
    I’ll stomp a hole in ya back...the size of a dodge hemi
    beating him blue-black with the palm of the hand
    n’ if you got the winning vision...stop crawlin in sand
    a mirage is jus seen...I’ll tell ya somethin brother scum
    ...half the jokes ya got are live in living color...reruns
    stick to basics, proving that you fail to drop bombs
    ya lines go...from homey the clown to you to dot coms
    anyway...head to church I put the fear of god in you
    ...curiosity kills cats, fuck it...so does elephant food
    ya wack in a few words...truth...accurate...and factual
    flow is so troublesome ya got it gawking at the manual
    a hold upon reality results in flawed grips
    it slips through...so jew lose similar to Auschwitz
    adios plain and simple, ain’t no way ya would win
    cause ya got tacky in the bag...it’s filled up wit push pins
    so anything ya words say, is a stretch of word play
    jus pray tha voters got ya back sternum spine and vertebrae
    but if they don’t, plan B’s somethin ya should start scanning
    Arizcats...the next contestant found on Last Comic Standing
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  5. Mr. Skull

    Mr. Skull G.T.P.

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    anyway...head to church I put the fear of god in you
    ...curiosity kills cats, fuck it...so does elephant food
    ^^^rotflmmfao, nasty son
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  6. ARIZCATZ

    ARIZCATZ Game Of Death

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    Beat Alpha, he wasn’t shit, and soon we’ll be set to forget it|
    Ya title run was more of a jog through the special olympics|
    He’s adept at net scrimmage , social life? I doubt he knows|
    I’da blew my brains out before I got to 19 thousand posts|
    This soft bitch is scary, you won’t see this nerd lay a dime|
    Closest he got to the real world was TV Thursdays at 9|
    And his hunger for love means P’s gonna need diets|
    Only girl he’ll get has a butter face and cottage cheese thighs|
    I’m good with the rap and dude getting his trash sacked|
    P’s the laughing stock of the league thats outperforming the Nasdaq|
    M Jackson shares ya traits when lookin confused and then rattled|
    He lives on Neverland and that’s what your punches do in a battle|
    I’ll come to ya crib and if this nig gets rowdy|
    I’m prone to leave P on the carpet like the Big Lebowski|
    The Roots of your flow shows yours are the poorest|
    So Don’t Say Nuthin cause your rhymes sound like its chorus|
    Tear this bitch and ya current ranks don’t scare me kid|
    Cause even toddlers know that P is only #1 when compared to shit|
    Ya punches, flow and concepts are worthless than a bitch|
    Hell, the only thing workin for Pnut is circus elephants|
    Short career’ll just flounder he needs problem solvers|
    The only spins DJ’s give him come from small revolvers|
    How will he eat with no sales or applause |
    When the last single he dropped…was in a male strippers draws|
    Plus this chump is a bum. Seen P balling? Barely|
    Idiot’s the type to go to Petco and buy flawless canaries.|
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  7. Rygar's Penis

    Rygar's Penis New Member

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    aiyyo in sixteen weeks I show you to stay dope
    do a verse every week that emerges gay jokes

    nah..

    have ya opener say what kind of a dick a fag took
    n’ use the other twenty-eight for punches out a snaps book

    naw

    now everybody is like...what kinda style is that?
    easy...use a search engine n’ refer to Arizcats

    lol

    I got my dance shoes on, you wanna tangle wit rap
    I’ll stomp a hole in ya back...the size of a dodge hemi

    naw

    beating him blue-black with the palm of the hand
    n’ if you got the winning vision...stop crawlin in sand

    lol

    a mirage is jus seen...I’ll tell ya somethin brother scum
    ...half the jokes ya got are live in living color...reruns

    decent

    stick to basics, proving that you fail to drop bombs
    ya lines go...from homey the clown to you to dot coms

    ha..

    anyway...head to church I put the fear of god in you
    ...curiosity kills cats, fuck it...so does elephant food

    dope

    ya wack in a few words...truth...accurate...and factual
    flow is so troublesome ya got it gawking at the manual

    naw..

    a hold upon reality results in flawed grips
    it slips through...so jew lose similar to Auschwitz

    noooo..

    adios plain and simple, ain’t no way ya would win
    cause ya got tacky in the bag...it’s filled up wit push pins

    nope

    so anything ya words say, is a stretch of word play
    jus pray tha voters got ya back sternum spine and vertebrae

    wtf...a list punch..

    but if they don’t, plan B’s somethin ya should start scanning
    Arizcats...the next contestant found on Last Comic Standing

    nope..


    weak showing..


    ARIZCATZ

    Beat Alpha, he wasn’t shit, and soon we’ll be set to forget it|
    Ya title run was more of a jog through the special olympics|

    ehhh

    He’s adept at net scrimmage , social life? I doubt he knows|
    I’da blew my brains out before I got to 19 thousand posts|

    you got 50,000 on another forum, so this holds no weight.

    This soft bitch is scary, you won’t see this nerd lay a dime|
    Closest he got to the real world was TV Thursdays at 9|

    no

    And his hunger for love means P’s gonna need diets|
    Only girl he’ll get has a butter face and cottage cheese thighs|

    HAHAHA

    I’m good with the rap and dude getting his trash sacked|
    P’s the laughing stock of the league thats outperforming the Nasdaq|

    i did it before, decent tho

    M Jackson shares ya traits when lookin confused and then rattled|
    He lives on Neverland and that’s what your punches do in a battle|

    SOD did this...but nice flip

    I’ll come to ya crib and if this nig gets rowdy|
    I’m prone to leave P on the carpet like the Big Lebowski|

    hahaha

    The Roots of your flow shows yours are the poorest|
    So Don’t Say Nuthin cause your rhymes sound like its chorus|

    hahaha, dope

    Tear this bitch and ya current ranks don’t scare me kid|
    Cause even toddlers know that P is only #1 when compared to shit|

    lol, nice

    Ya punches, flow and concepts are worthless than a bitch|
    Hell, the only thing workin for Pnut is circus elephants|

    hahahaha

    Short career’ll just flounder he needs problem solvers|
    The only spins DJ’s give him come from small revolvers|

    nah

    How will he eat with no sales or applause |
    When the last single he dropped…was in a male strippers draws|

    nope..

    Plus this chump is a bum. Seen P balling? Barely|
    Idiot’s the type to go to Petco and buy flawless canaries.|

    HAHAHA..


    vote = Ariz
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  8. alf

    alf hey, you boys like candy?

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    vote ariz

    ariz might be the best in the rbl right now.

    "Beat Alpha, he wasn’t shit, and soon we’ll be set to forget it|
    Ya title run was more of a jog through the special olympics|
    He’s adept at net scrimmage , social life? I doubt he knows|
    I’da blew my brains out before I got to 19 thousand posts|
    I’m good with the rap and dude getting his trash sacked|
    P’s the laughing stock of the league thats outperforming the Nasdaq|
    M Jackson shares ya traits when lookin confused and then rattled|
    He lives on Neverland and that’s what your punches do in a battle|"

    fucking dopeness!

    pnut, i didn't really care too much for you verse. you do have a unique style, but i didn't really think you offered much else.
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  9. Razah Aiyo

    Razah Aiyo New Member

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    Arizcats, are you Aeon aka Unregistered User? If not, you got bit at 411hype, in the tourney vs. me.


    P nut:
    beating him blue-black with the palm of the hand
    n’ if you got the winning vision...stop crawlin in sand

    adios plain and simple, ain’t no way ya would win
    cause ya got tacky in the bag...it’s filled up wit push pins

    I've been peeping you for a minute, the way you write out your punches is dope, fresh style. I like it.


    Arizcats:
    And his hunger for love means P’s gonna need diets|
    Only girl he’ll get has a butter face and cottage cheese thighs|

    Tear this bitch and ya current ranks don’t scare me kid|
    Cause even toddlers know that P is only #1 when compared to shit|


    Good shit, that red | got kinda annoying though.


    vArizcats
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  10. Creatical

    Creatical Back up this bitch

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    yea.. Ariz came correct..

    maybe it's just me.. but i can't really get into Nut's style..
    none of the disses or punches catch me off guard or surprise me
    some were alright.. the hemi, elephant food.. nothing spectacular

    liked ariz diet line.. lebowski.. roots line.. elephant.. single..

    they were all good..

    didn't really see anything jawdropping
    but ariz definitely did the job


    vote - arizcats
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  11. -Oz-

    -Oz- ^^^^^

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    to the top
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  12. The Royal Penis

    The Royal Penis God.

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    Ya punches, flow and concepts are worthless than a bitch|
    Hell, the only thing workin for Pnut is circus elephants|

    ouch.....
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  13. KonviKt

    KonviKt Jonny Punchline

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    Tear this bitch and ya current ranks don’t scare me kid|
    Cause even toddlers know that P is only #1 when compared to shit|
    Ya punches, flow and concepts are worthless than a bitch|
    Hell, the only thing workin for Pnut is circus elephants|

    Lmfao

    Ariz won this pretty easily in my opinion. Dude just came too hard for P to handle. P had some ok lines, but they were no where near close enough to win. Nice battle though.

    Vote - Arizcatz

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  14. Ayem

    Ayem I Heart Myself

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    finally
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  15. Justin Control

    Justin Control LIVING LEGEND

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    Pnuts verse was aight. He had some lines i liked, but a lot seemed like filler. He didnt have many real standout lines.

    Ariz had a couple played lines. But he had some real dope ones. His personals were nice. He had a lot of quotables.

    VOTE Arizcats
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  16. shadows edge

    shadows edge Red Sox, bitch

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    v/ ariz

    the nameplays were nice, elephant line... #1 was nice...

    Pnut had the elephant food/killed the cat line which was nice as well... but just didnt have enough to take it. i thought both started kinda slow though... got better towards the end.
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  17. -Oz-

    -Oz- ^^^^^

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    Arizcats wins and signs out :(

    Thanks P Nut :)
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