RBL Championship Match: 1. John Hensley 17-2 vs 2. LM 10-2

Discussion in 'RBL TOP 20' started by -Oz-, Jan 2, 2005.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. -Oz-

    -Oz- ^^^^^

    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2003
    Messages:
    25,740
    Failure To Recognize Or Abide By ANY Of These Rules Will Result In The Given Penalty That Regulates The Rules. And Continuous Bitching, Whining, And Excessive Complaining Will Result In Your Termination From the Tourney or possibly RBL Until A Mod See's Fit For You To Return.
    No Questions Asked Policy. You Break A Rule. You Pay The Price Period. NO EXCEPTIONS. Dont Care If Your Janitor/Jeff.
    Now On To The Complete Rules And Regulations.

    -BATTLES ARE DUE FRIDAY, MIDNIGHT PACIFIC!
    -VOTES ARE DUE SUNDAY, 10pm EASTERN

    -You MUST vote on 6 battles & EDIT the vote links in your "check in" posts.
    Failure to vote on ALL 6 will result in a deduction of votes
    for the links you're missing. Meaning.. you
    drop 4 links, you LOSE 2 votes automatically.

    -Mininum Lines: 4 (2 Couplets)/ Max. Lines: 30 (15 Couplets)!
    Also, battlers MUST agree on the amount of lines to be written
    for each verse. If not, whoever drops first determines the MAX
    line amount. For example, If I drop 16 first, without agreeing
    my opponent cannot go MORE than 16 lines. If YOU DO go over the maximum line limit set. YOU LOSE -1 Vote For Each Couplet Over


    -NO EDITING your verse AFTER BOTH verses have been posted. EDITING your post after both rhymes have been posted will result in an immediate DQ. Dont matter if your editing spelling or a fucking PERIOD. Its a DQ. No Questions Asked.


    -NO 1 Sentence Voting

    - Outside voting is allowed. Any problems will be looked into

    -NO EXTENTIONS!

    -If there isnt 5 votes for every battle, all battles will be left open, the mag will not go up, and ranks & threads won't be posted.

    MOD AIM CONTACTS:
    -Oz - Jaygood259Oz
    -USER - ROFLZ MY WOFLZ
    -Super. - x1hazmat1x
    test
  2. .LM.

    .LM. minds better than urs

    Joined:
    May 18, 2003
    Messages:
    728
    20-24

    pic battle would be just great.
    test
  3. .LM.

    .LM. minds better than urs

    Joined:
    May 18, 2003
    Messages:
    728
    fuck the pic battle actually...
    test
  4. QuicK SyllaBle

    QuicK SyllaBle New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 27, 2003
    Messages:
    13,403
    john u better not no-show
    test
  5. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2004
    Messages:
    1,933
    cool, 20-24 is nice
    test
  6. -Calamity-

    -Calamity- .

    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2004
    Messages:
    87
    Hello Johnny
    test
  7. -Oz-

    -Oz- ^^^^^

    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2003
    Messages:
    25,740
    Opshins and Calamity just lost a vote. Anyone else?
    test
  8. .LM.

    .LM. minds better than urs

    Joined:
    May 18, 2003
    Messages:
    728
    Don't know me?...John?...well guess what


    I ain't no lier, son..ya seen me and have read what I've written too
    truth is....i'm really FRACTURE..
    don't lie, u just jizzed ur pants...didn't you
    U would love that though, but quit wishin, ur a pawn
    Cuz even when Im not in the washroom, im still shitting on the John
    U aint part of no army, its clear im winning by cranking bolder
    Dude wouldn't rap ‘major, if he was a high ranking soldier
    Ur a pure flop, in only one way, lyrically, ud be armed, see
    All of his verses ‘tank so much, hes a thret to the US army
    Dude lives on sex hotlines, thats fate i state
    While I rep the 416, this pathetic slob's reppin 888
    Spittin flow into his ears is what this dude wants, see..
    He'll be drownin in brilliance when I turn his brainwaves into tsunamis
    I come godly, you better pray for hope and survival
    I'll put a ‘passage way through ur head, and I aint quotin the bible
    ^Don't get it? better not gimme a dumb stare
    Sure hes the best thing from b-boys, he's also the only kid from there
    I was prepared for this, cause I knew I couldn't act delerious
    Wait...Hensley?...WHAT?
    Holy Shit ur not John Dough! and to think i just took you serious!
    ^In his battle with Ibeechu, let me just say it was rude too
    But thanks for writing about me, before I even knew you
    & I'm the text geek? kid rarely sees tits, so ya better see,
    the only time he does
    This weirdo turns his head sideways and gets turned on by the letter B
    Im killin u quick with thrilling, swift ends
    Cause Im bout to sley hen
    ^and i aint talkin about flippin his name, or killing chickens



    nucca...
    test
  9. -Kolli$ion-

    -Kolli$ion- 3-1-5

    Joined:
    Sep 5, 1999
    Messages:
    2,153
    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    test
  10. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2004
    Messages:
    1,933
    thought you were better...



    You said you were Frac, i ain't done with the throne.
    But i will call you fracture...
    ...after i do it to every one of your bones.
    See i got a sixth sense for illness that'll make ya doubt.
    You're six cents is just the amount in your bank account.
    You ain't nothin man, you can't contend with me.
    You're just an Alias...
    ...that Jennifer Garner wouldn't even pretend to be.
    Seriously, that verse sucked, but i won't think to fail.
    I'll still leave you covered in blood...
    ..and laugh cuz it matches your fingernails.
    Lil scrawny fuck. you're just stupid and scared.
    Only time ya curling iron...is when you're doin ya hair.
    Ya gettin outpunched, outclassed, and outrhymed too.
    You know you're wack, when a Shadow nearly outshined you.
    After i rape you, i'll hit ya bitch and i'll be showin the world.
    That you fuck n' suck......but guess what....so does your girl.
    Won't be done for awhile, no less than a hundred styles.
    I'm known to unzip skirts....this net geek's known to unzip files.
    Been critics of the league since you entered the game.
    I see you wanted to put a stop to the wackness...
    ...so u put a period at the end of your name.
    Shouldn't be playin with John, cuz i'm stayin with bombs.
    And i'll put you in check.....like the way i payed for your mom.
    Your praying for advice, and you'll let fate guide it.
    So God gave you a sign......that was red, white, and 8 sided.
    I've graduated from greatness, i'll sell for centuries.
    But after readin you..
    ...i know why they call wack lines LMentary.
    test
  11. Richard Corey

    Richard Corey battle like a savage

    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2001
    Messages:
    1,531
    Holy shit...lol. whoa...whoah...Johnny boy, don't hurt 'em..

    LM, I don't know you man, but damn. I don't think you pulled this one out:

    I come godly, you better pray for hope and survival
    I'll put a ‘passage way through ur head, and I aint quotin the bible


    ^In his battle with Ibeechu, let me just say it was rude too
    But thanks for writing about me, before I even knew you
    & I'm the text geek? kid rarely sees tits, so ya better see,
    the only time he does
    This weirdo turns his head sideways and gets turned on by the letter B


    This was the illest part of your verse. Everything else was just eh...like the Fracture part, that came out of nowhere (IMO). W/e, I just didn't find much in your verse personally appealing.

    Hensley:

    Seriously, that verse sucked, but i won't think to fail.
    I'll still leave you covered in blood...
    ..and laugh cuz it matches your fingernails.
    Lil scrawny fuck. you're just stupid and scared.
    Only time ya curling iron...is when you're doin ya hair.
    Ya gettin outpunched, outclassed, and outrhymed too.
    You know you're wack, when a Shadow nearly outshined you.
    After i rape you, i'll hit ya bitch and i'll be showin the world.
    That you fuck n' suck......but guess what....so does your girl.
    Won't be done for awhile, no less than a hundred styles.
    I'm known to unzip skirts....this net geek's known to unzip files.

    Shouldn't be playin with John, cuz i'm stayin with bombs.
    And i'll put you in check.....like the way i payed for your mom.
    Your praying for advice, and you'll let fate guide it.
    So God gave you a sign......that was red, white, and 8 sided.
    I've graduated from greatness, i'll sell for centuries.
    But after readin you..
    ...i know why they call wack lines LMentary.


    that 'gave you a sign' line was jaw-droppin'..the 'curling iron' the 'unzip files' all that was hot. I didn't like how you played off his verse, I don't know if its a rule, then you don't get any points.

    regardless, JH took it for me...pretty ill stuff
    test
  12. Checkbox

    Checkbox New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 2, 2005
    Messages:
    11
    I bet that sign line was inspired by Bruce Almighty.

    Anyway, nice verse.. John took it.

    Best lines:

    I come godly, you better pray for hope and survival
    I'll put a ‘passage way through ur head, and I aint quotin the bible
    ^In his battle with Ibeechu, let me just say it was rude too
    But thanks for writing about me, before I even knew you
    & I'm the text geek? kid rarely sees tits, so ya better see,
    the only time he does
    This weirdo turns his head sideways and gets turned on by the letter B

    See i got a sixth sense for illness that'll make ya doubt.
    You're six cents is just the amount in your bank account.
    Ya gettin outpunched, outclassed, and outrhymed too.
    You know you're wack, when a Shadow nearly outshined you.
    Won't be done for awhile, no less than a hundred styles.
    I'm known to unzip skirts....this net geek's known to unzip files.
    Your praying for advice, and you'll let fate guide it.
    So God gave you a sign......that was red, white, and 8 sided.
    I've graduated from greatness, i'll sell for centuries.
    But after readin you.....i know why they call wack lines LMentary.


    as per my quoted lines, John wins.


    vote = John
    test
  13. -Oz-

    -Oz- ^^^^^

    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2003
    Messages:
    25,740
    To the top
    test
  14. .LM.

    .LM. minds better than urs

    Joined:
    May 18, 2003
    Messages:
    728
    *up*
    more votes would be just great.
    test
  15. Super.

    Super. New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2003
    Messages:
    25,562
    I was prepared for this, cause I knew I couldn't act delerious
    Wait...Hensley?...WHAT?
    Holy Shit ur not John Dough! and to think i just took you serious!

    liked that. rest of the verse was wack, seriously.


    Ya gettin outpunched, outclassed, and outrhymed too.
    You know you're wack, when a Shadow nearly outshined you.

    nice. rest sucked, curling iron, unzip and some other lines COULDVE been really good if worded right. work on that.


    v-JH.
    both really came on that wack tip but i have to give it to john cause he at least had some decent concepts that needed wording and he had some decent stuff. LM just came pure gheyola, played, corny, he got it all.
    test
  16. Shoq Dee

    Shoq Dee New Member

    Joined:
    May 21, 2000
    Messages:
    271
    Seriously, that verse sucked, but i won't think to fail.
    I'll still leave you covered in blood...
    ..and laugh cuz it matches your fingernails.
    Lil scrawny fuck. you're just stupid and scared.
    Only time ya curling iron...is when you're doin ya hair.
    Ya gettin outpunched, outclassed, and outrhymed too.
    You know you're wack, when a Shadow nearly outshined you.
    Your praying for advice, and you'll let fate guide it.
    So God gave you a sign......that was red, white, and 8 sided.


    wow...


    the dough line was pretty much all Lm had goin for him...

    V- Hensley in a slaughter
    test
  17. Vadik

    Vadik New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2002
    Messages:
    6,737
    See i got a sixth sense for illness that'll make ya doubt.
    You're six cents is just the amount in your bank account.
    Your praying for advice, and you'll let fate guide it.
    So God gave you a sign......that was red, white, and 8 sided.
    I've graduated from greatness, i'll sell for centuries.
    But after readin you.....i know why they call wack lines LMentary.


    damn.

    LM got murdered... im sorry mayne.


    vote - john
    test
  18. shadows edge

    shadows edge Red Sox, bitch

    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2004
    Messages:
    1,014
    I come godly, you better pray for hope and survival
    I'll put a ‘passage way through ur head, and I aint quotin the bible

    vs.

    curling iron, alias, and a couple other decent lines.

    v. john
    test
  19. Muffffy

    Muffffy Attack of the Muff

    Joined:
    May 15, 2004
    Messages:
    3,216
    v/john ..

    str8 merkage
    test
  20. .LM.

    .LM. minds better than urs

    Joined:
    May 18, 2003
    Messages:
    728
    i dont really like how half these people didn't read my verse..
    but its all good...

    nice verse john.
    test
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page

Users Viewing Thread (Users: 0, Guests: 0)