RBL Championship: 1. John Hensley 10-1 vs. 2. Voltron 5-0

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  1. David Lama

    David Lama oh yea?

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    RBL Rules & Regulations.

    -Duedates-
    All Verses due Friday night 12:00am Pacific
    All Voting (5 votes) Due Sunday Night 8:00pm Pacific
    (Voting is considered open until Mods close matches)

    -Line Limit-
    All verses must be from 10-30 lines!
    u must agree on an amount in ya check in
    & match whatever amount u agree on


    -Voting-
    5 Votes must be posted in your battle per battler.
    1 Vote deduction for each missing vote. An extra
    vote deduction if no links are posted at all.
    Voting is open to anyone with at least 200 posts.
    No 1 line voting! It wont be counted!
    No Crew Voting!

    -General Rules-
    --No Extensions Whatsoever...Dont ask!
    --No editing after BOTH verses are posted
    -- if u post a no show verse, & ya opponent posts after
    u do, then u can't edit another verse in
    so get ya editing done before BOTH verses are posted!

    --Freeposting in a battle before both verses are posted
    will result in a 2 vote deduction from your own battle!
    --No bitching, crying, freeposting, swaying...GROW UP!
    --Mods are ultimate law of the land. We can & will bend
    rules to maintain the prestige of the league.​
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  2. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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  3. Tommy Hilnigga

    Tommy Hilnigga the realest

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    lets go 20 hens
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  4. Quriosity

    Quriosity Moderator

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    Im focused maaaaaaaaaaann











    Check it,
    Yea you call it a keystyle, but what a wack exhibit
    I’ll take that freehand by the wrist and straight smack you with it
    Attack ya pivot, and sex drives? Im fuckin witty when steerin
    While his sexuality Banks to the point he’ll need a 50 appearance
    And here’s the facts: I hate feet and this hoe ain’t a man
    So I’d kick his ass.. if it weren’t so close to the camel toe in his pants
    But im sure he's a virgin, cos a fling with hot freaks?
    ..When his idea of a bachelor pad comes with special wings to stop leaks
    Nigga please, im makin sure that this cat'll get booed
    So why school em? when this Major beatin’ll make him a graduate soon
    And if you think of his past, nothing pops up, so why bore?
    When he's already developed a background that most servers'd die for
    So by sayin his skills' in question, what i mean to insist
    Is that we wouldn’t put Faith in a Jon,,, if the singer needed to piss
    And yall know his style is wack, so why does he still stress it
    When his bars so long, most cell phone companys are startin to feel threatened




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    ^And for his picture, everybody'll laugh now
    Cos that gangsta lean... is John bendin over for that guy in the background
    And speakin of gay, hey look quick!
    That aint his hand either.. thas jus his partner gettin a good grip
    So look bitch, ya face is ugly and sucks bad
    Bet I could make a meal off that tomato face and peach fuzz for a moustache
    Wit his stuffed ass, so ima end it cos my worth is apparent
    Plus if i wanted a tight opponent, i shoulda battled that shirt that he's wearin





    theres 24, match it
    and dont feed


    chyea
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  5. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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    yooo, u sendin me your pic?
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  6. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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    LOL, that’s you?

    Nooo joke ya’ll, take a look at this damn guy.
    He didn’t let me know this was a pic battle... now I understand why.
    If ya check the fake grill ya know this vets hopes’r slim.
    After I knock out his teeth i’ma use em’ to wrap my leftovers in.
    Expect us to think they’re real?.. so damn fake it’s a crime.
    It’s easy to tell when the flash on the cam barely creates any shine.
    Look at ya puffed up cheeks, it’ll be easy to murder you early.
    Got game retailers goin wild. the black, ghetto version of Kirby.
    Fuuuck.. 8 lines on ya face.. I seriously have ta stop it.
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    .. Okay, I’m back now, sorry for the pause ya’ll.. I had to vomit.
    Been readin up on my shit so I know that you fear it.
    Quriosity killed a cat?.. too bad folk tales don’t convert over to lyrics
    Ya disses?.. man, you really think they can hit me?
    Cuz when I start swingin...
    ... you’ll spin Outta Control.. and you don’t DJ for 50.
    You got a nice attire it’s sad all my lines require gore though.
    Cuz I’ll connect with a clothesline that’ll dry your entire wardrobe.
    Made the champ match, but I gotcha rhymes in doubt.
    I don’t deserve an Oz. of appreciation..
    ... but you should probably give him some for signing out.
    ^Lines a bit played, but I dropped it to connect the two.
    Too bad I didn’t post 1st.. voters woulda known what to expect from you.
    I was with ya bitch, and straight up murderin the game.
    It’s why I’m droppin a late flow..
    .. and uhhh.. don’t be surprised if your girl does the same.
    Pay attention, I ain’t listin’ goodbyes for you dumb geeks.
    But Bye the time I’m done.. Q won’t be leavin in.. One, Peace.
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  7. Hardkore

    Hardkore Blunts@TheBeach

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    voltron:

    john hensley:

    vote: john hensley.
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  8. Quriosity

    Quriosity Moderator

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  9. dak1ngpen

    dak1ngpen bow down bitch!!

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    i dont have to sway and hate on you... hensley has taken care of you all by himself

    too easy
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  10. Accoustics

    Accoustics New Member

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    lmmfao, some funny lines in this one, quoriosity had stop leaks line and the bending ove line, they made me laugh nice, shit.. overall I think his verse was good but Hensleys was alot harder and more consistent. the opener and the wrap my leftovers line were hilarious, as was the vomit line.. the clothsline one was pretty good aswell.. overall good mverse, nice battle..

    vote hensley
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  11. {Mr.Blackhood}

    {Mr.Blackhood} the lynch king...

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    mcQ's best^

    john's best^
    in the end, great match lads, mcQ had some incredibly funny punchlines and so did john, i was just feeling john's verse a little more,
    hensley
    mcQ, nice job chap,,,
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  12. Phryme

    Phryme lets get it.

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    you my fellow rbl battler are fuckin stupid. do us a favor and never vote again, capeesh?
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  13. Quriosity

    Quriosity Moderator

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  14. .LM.

    .LM. minds better than urs

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    Been readin up on my shit so I know that you fear it.
    Quriosity killed a cat?.. too bad folk tales don’t convert over to lyrics

    was coo'


    vote hensley, still running this league hah
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  15. Hardkore

    Hardkore Blunts@TheBeach

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    yes, massa. *bows to phryme*
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  16. Pent uP

    Pent uP I'd Like to Fight Ten Men

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    Volt hella took this


    dudes voting for hens are jockin him mad


    and thats real opinions
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  17. Agent 00Newb

    Agent 00Newb New Member

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    ^lmao @ topical heads voting
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  18. itdontmatter2me

    itdontmatter2me New Member

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    Sorry Hens this is Calam but fsgdlksfufgkslhukg hlryiuryiusyityiyriy

    I was laughing hard at your pic after that t-shirt line
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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  19. Quriosity

    Quriosity Moderator

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    im a topical head too, dipshit
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  20. Mr. Professor

    Mr. Professor Angel of Death

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    hens won this..that leftovers line was good. that closer was a good ass idea, coulda been FIRE. it was cool, but working with the concept a little longer woulda made it crazy. anyway yea..vote - hens
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