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  1. Quriosity

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    Name - Caveat1 (John_Dough, Oneduh, UserName, Magus, & Aloe)
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  2. Quriosity

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    v. Mr. Doughboy/W
    07-03-2008

    Mr Doughboy Suppose Thats Good For A Joke Or Two
    Your Such A Fake Dough Calibre Wouldnt Vote For You
    Known For Putting Fear In Folk Hearts Thats Rarely Seen
    Dboy Makes People Shake Working Parttime At Dairy Queen
    Checked In For 16 You Did 12 No Stamina Burst
    Im Taking This Kid Out, Hes Hoping For An Amber Alert
    He Took One Look And Retreated, Ya Ramblings A Waste
    This Battles A Greyhound Race Way You Ran From The Gate
    My Fists Str8 Hitting Doughs Face Is All Ya Took From Me
    Explaining Why All My Punches Is Right On The Money
    Your Girls A Hoe For Sure When She Banged The Block
    This Week You Not Getting Past Cav Like Ankle Socks

    v. Trombley/L
    07-10-2008

    Stop Prolonging The Match, Ya Been Frontin For Days
    So If Ya Worth Ya Wait In Gold Ya Stalling For 100K
    He's A Faggot, So Even In His Dreams Girls Are Not There
    And If He Tells You Trom Bones He's Probably Just Blowing Hot Air
    Ya Generic Punches Plus No Personals Equal The Worst Rap
    Those Blanket Statements Only Led To Ya Eventual Dirt Nap
    All His Shits Played- All Stuff I've Heard Before Too Damn It
    Plus This Faggots Had More Balls In His Hole Than A World War Two Cannon
    He's Been Up On His High Horse He Shoulda Jumped Off It
    Only Time You'll See Deon Props You Can Bet It'll Bomb In The Box Office
    So I Did a Little Research... Found Out Trombley Is French N This...
    Makes Me Just Wanna Say Fuck This Stank Ass Pepe Le Peu Soundin Frenchie Bitch
    And This Wack Bitch, Wont Have Shit That Im Ensuring Him
    His Sig Says He's Dohpe Between Periods And Bitchy During Them
    KFG's Little Fan Got Gassed In His Head, This Fag Is A Groupie
    So Aisle Punching The Air, Like The Other Kungfu Fans Do After The Movies

    v. T.a.C/W
    07-14-2008

    A Winning % Of 33 So Im Droppin In No Time
    Record Is A 3-6 Juicy J And DJ Paul Wouldnt Cosign
    It Couldnt Be Devil Worship..thats My Best Guess
    Since This Week Im Beating The Hell Outta Sf
    Wanted To Locate Ya Skills..See If You A Rap Threat
    Couldnt Find Em So I Got Directions From Mapquest
    It Said You Was Down-right Wack, That Much Was True
    Then I Took A Turn For The Worst And Banged Inta You
    Every Week Ya Come With More Trash..its Funny
    Tried To Take The League By Storm But His Forecast Was Sunny
    If Ya Plot Was To Get Worse Ya Sure Livin Ya Plan
    Cav Disses Must Be The Shit Way They Hitten The Fan
    Study A Real Style..May-b Youll Get A Better Quote
    Unless This A Freepostin Battle Ya Wont Get A Vote
    Youre An Sf Sports Fan Whos Familiar With Stats
    This Is A Run Of Gore So Ya Should Be Familiar With That
    Cav Weaves Ya Punches..for A Style Visit Mine
    Ya Couldnt Strike Me Once With A Verse Of Picket Lines
    Expose This Sf Rainbow Warrior And Found The Gimmick
    Visited Ya Stream Of Consciousness To Drown Ya In It
    Now Ya Names T.a.c. Well Thats Far From Hood
    Ya Talked About Constantly But None Of Its Good
    Kid Wanted 24 Lines But Outta Yours Zero Is Felt
    Strange How You The Fan But Got Zero Yaself

    v. criticize/W
    07-24-2008

    I Post Just Enough Ta Win, But Im Uninspired For Lame Hobbits.
    I'd Write To His Level But The Postage Alone Would Break Pockets
    THE BATTLE HAD PREDICTIONS..FOLK VOTED..I DOUBLED YA SUM
    TILL YA GIRL HOPPED ON THE POLL..SO I GAVE HER A COUPLE OF ONES
    CRITS GOT NO COURAGE...HES WILD NERVOUS SEE..
    THIS KID GOT THE HEART OF JOHN Q BEFORE THE SURGERY
    CAVS THE FUTURE..IM INNOVATIN AND YA HAVE TA WATCH
    YOU SO FAR BEHIND THE CURVE YA STRUCK OUT IN THE BATTERS BOX
    YA RUNNIN WHEN CAV COMIN SO YA GETTIN SERVED EH...
    MAKE YA DASH LIKE WHATS BETWEEN FORCED WORDPLAY
    THAT THROWBACK STYLES WACK..GET NEW TO THE TIMES
    YOU GOT YA NAME FROM WHAT VOTERS DO TO YA RHYMES
    YA 2 NO SHOW WINS MAKE EVERYONE LIKE YA LESS
    FUCK WINS..YA GETTIN L'S OVER SQUARES LIKE KNIGHTS IN CHESS
    DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY? IM ON TRACK..BLAME YA LOSS
    CUZ CAVS THE TERRORIST THREAT ON YA TRAIN OF THOUGHT
    HE PROLLY PARTYS HARD..TIPSY AS HE SHAKES AND BENDS
    YA DRINK LIKE A FISH..NOW I CAN DUMP YA BODY WHERE U'LL MAKE SOME FRIENDS
    i've had enough of his mind numbing chatter
    bitches are bein nice and STILL sayin cize doesn't matter

    v. Pablo BaZooka/W
    07-31-2008

    the league slept on you, woke back up, and went to bed
    it turned out nasty wasnt even the wackest mexican in the thread
    with a name like pablo the aboves true, we doubtin ya flow
    nobodys second guessin ya verses, its more like an hour or so
    lemme shed some light on ya style if its darkest before the dawn
    so cuttin it close is no surprise, thats how ya mow every lawn
    im the ladies man and u aint so its not outta order
    sayin on womens the only time u dont belong south of the border
    all ya verses full of forced wordplay, im the winner by the way
    cuz ya like soap way ya bars get thinner by the day
    guess ur named bazooka cuz ya blow, cav doesnt rhyme fair
    too bad all ya ego trippen just turned out to be a time share
    madd people passin, voters chuckle with equal passion
    since i beat ya tales so bad sonics pursuing legal action
    if u on the rise its only up to no good and ur already done
    honestly i'd do a number on you but i already won

    v. Toil/NSW
    08-08-2008

    cav got 3 straight wins and voters proved they choices
    you the talk of the town..whenever citizens lost they voices
    wackness to you is entertaining so ya know the art
    but ya fell off back in 99, toils the text owen hart
    ya names garbage, sounds like ya perform magic not make rhymes
    last time T and Oil went good together was a brit mechanic at break time
    and the extension? I coulda dropped but wanted to be fair
    the mags like mini golf way ya wont see a T there

    v. Eusich/W
    08-15-2008

    I have a hunch ya aint shit but i figured i'd ask ya girl just to see
    so we discussed you in length and i was right, ya dont measure up to me
    I thought ya text career was a condom ad and the voters had enough
    way everyone reads ya verses and tells ya to wrap it up
    no use for eusich, wasn't a time issue why ya was duckin ta spit
    that extension u requested was for ya punches..cuz none of em hit
    http://board.rapmusic.com/rbl-archives/rbl-archives/rapmusic-c...pulations.html
    lets examine the guidelines, since they can all bend or flip
    except for the one where you've been ruled out of the contendership
    Eusich is a lucky nobody with easy wins so watch the best child
    ya couldnt capitalize on a verse usin my old text style
    I see ya tried to stay current but kid ya really had to stop when..
    the only wave ya got was a goodbye from the top ten
    Cav gave u the timberland boot, ya gettin stopped in the ranks
    if voters think u a breath of fresh air then I'm the oxygen tank
    check the rbl talent pool, u'll never get the title belt
    since all ya watered down shit got me lookin like michael phelps
    test
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    v. DaTrusHurtz/W
    08-29-2008

    every week u say u seen every concept, n they're played for weeks
    thats good, it means ur used to readin verses you'll never be able to beat
    fatigue usually describes war clothes but not this time, dont try it
    here it best describes ya concepts cuz god damn they're so tired
    Trus been holding that belt off only no shows, pass cav the title
    ya down in the dumps cuz all ya shits either trash or recycled
    ya guilty of text style jackin, ya champion dreams I stopped
    theres no time like the present so consider it a gift when I clean ya clock
    In the streets, you'd get robbed for ya dough n' ya chain
    Your Bucks'll become Cav's, like the Mo Williams trade
    DaTruthHurts? then this shit'll leave ya stung
    You were never champ Calibur, until the mods saw it could prevent him from being one
    seriously any bench marks ya set cant be so strong
    ya only makin em cuz ya been on the sidelines of the league so long
    ur girls sick of ya rap pipe dreams and its puttin a drain on her
    so she had her own..its me and ya plummer runnin a train on her
    those wins off noshows dont build a masculine rep and voters see why lame
    ya got the biggest buzz of a bitch on screens since theaters carried GI Jane
    Oh he's takin the L, but he's in for a roughin first
    Cav got the votes overdosed on pain-killers-- like nothin Hurtz

    v. KempoMRK/W
    09-08-2008

    Wash noshowed and Area signed out.. that's ironic as hell, ya know why?
    cuz neither one of them told me they were going, but I still got left with a Bye
    ya asked for an extension cuz ya girl wanted one, the saddest sign..
    was when ya showed her this thread and she said thats not what she had in mind
    Kemps far from ill but I admit ya not wack the whole way
    ya skills is Kevin Durant the way they stuck in the state of OK
    never been the champ, some easy wins could change ur luck at some point
    but if THIS is a walk in the park..u gettin mugged at gun point
    wins over D.LOKE & played punches + 2 noshows.. it's funny, see
    u were on easy street, but took a wrong turn.. now u're on the road to recovery
    this verse'll have the Contenders too shook to text a diss
    see, your quick exit is just serving as Proof of what I'll do to Exodus
    time to add insult to injury, not only am I rippin this dude
    he's hoping for a photo finish while I got his chick sendin me noodz
    the voters let u get to the champ match, now I'm stuck revealing their blunder
    despite the fact Kemp was known as the Reign Man, I'm the one stealing your thunder

    v. ExodusIII/W
    09-18-2008

    Tic Tac Toe's the only place ex-o lines win, ya been wrong bitch
    Opportunity didnt knock for ya, it was playin ding dong ditch
    those fake personals ya compiled, dont connect so ya done child
    I'd tell you to come to grips but u already stole kung's style
    We're all waiting for Ex to step on the throttle & do harm
    Turns out his best shot came straight out a bottle of Boones Farm
    3 losses from Meta, now just seeing his name got this guy duckin
    Sin got the best of you so many times, even god is like fuck it..
    First Trus, then kempo.. now ex's the next to find that trend
    Get shutout by cav in the champ match, then go visit the sign out thread
    He got overrated in power rankings, now people thinking he could impress
    But there's no reason to read Ex-Cav, only one of us is Gooden text
    This faggot got a big head, I'm sure he thinks he can take the victory
    Despite the fact that he's gassed up, Ex-lax what it takes to shit on me
    You made a mistake by postin first, if you aint figured out yet
    My verse is like some good rebound pussy, it'll make them forget about Ex

    v. -Sephiroth-/NSW
    10-03-2008

    Your style's Travis Barker.. I know you confused, so I'll just explain
    That shit's plane, not fly at all.. & now it's goin up in flames
    This battles a joke.. I'm walkin straight through fearlessly
    Sephiroth is a character from a videogame.... & I'm supposed to take you seriously?
    You GOTTA BE fucking kidding me.. your flow cant be equal
    His Final Fantasy was beating Cav.... now you know why they needed so many sequels
    Talkin bout I got a big head now, an ego that got mean
    I don't mind being gassed up.. your bitch loves blowin off steam
    You're all outta options, there's no way you're sicker than me
    & the tat of your girl on your arm is the only trick up your sleeve
    Only met my match when my lighter broke, torch seph? I might have ta..
    His style so butt, you could Ash'a Roth like that white rapper
    I could stop right there ^ & you'd still be left with defeat
    See.. I just dropped 12 n Won, like when Q posts my record next week
    You're your only fan, but you like to front like you got a gang of admirers
    At this point, you don't have a bandwagon.... it's more like a Radio Flyer
    They say Quriosity killed the cat.. I know you heard of it, rookie
    So thanks to ^ his power rankings, I had to murder this pussy
    Putting Seph above the Champ? that's when you know your mind's gone stray
    The only way you'll see Roth rising next week is looking at my IRA
    You beat a bunch of nobodies to get here, so we can't talk the same
    Check the resume, I've put more stars in the ground than the Walk of Fame
    With those hit n miss ass verses, I can't let this clown past me
    Lines got so many ups n downs, it looks like the Dow last week
    Q's accusation on who I am just separates me farther from you, cuz..
    Only 1 of us can say that a bitch told us "I thought you were the One"
    test
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    v. Mount/W
    10-09-2008

    You keep sayin you'll surprise us this week.. after THAT drop? he must be frontin
    A textcee couldnt match this big of a let down unless Deon went bunjee jumpin
    Mentions of being a loser & a virgin is what we're all searching to find
    Since all those topics would need to be touched on if you wrote 'the verse of your life'
    They say knowledge is power, but look at the dumb shit in these verses
    No wonder the government so worried about finding alternative energy sources
    Outcome is evident, I win & punches leave ya swiftly scarred
    This is gonna turn so Nasty, you'd think I just dropped 50 bars
    Grindin on bitches in the club? he dont feel it at all
    When have you known a Mount to do anything but sit still on the wall?
    Seeing this idiot talk economics proves that he can NOT be Cav's equal
    This dumb fuck thought the Great Depression was just a lot of sad people
    You're dead now & the run is over so ya best ta pull..
    Back.. & hope your stairway to heaven is wheelchair accessible
    You either losin this match or your life, the Champ can't be stopped
    Call him Obama.. cuz if he wins.. there's a good chance he'll get shot
    & I meant every word of that quote when I just said it
    If you think beating me is a piece of cake.. I hope you're diabetic
    Im king of the hill, ya just over it so change ya lane
    If YOU became champ.. denvers pro bowl defender would change his name
    The buck stops here, ya get served & I'm out..
    I'm not worried about having correct change, noone's concerned with A'mount
    Claiming you haven't tried at all & this'll be my toughest bout
    Maybe you shoulda reconsidered that strategy when illnika shut you out
    There's no easy wins here, to beat Cav? you GOTTA kill me..
    If there's strength in numbers, your loss column's about to take up bodybuilding
    Problem is you're inconsistent.. that means you can't stop nothin
    Your lines are so up & down your verses look like a pause button
    His plan was to upset the champ but I took the man's pride
    When I rained on his parade & beat Mount'n a landslide

    v. Area51/W
    10-16-2008

    CHAMP
    Q MUST want you to lose, I'm sure that's tough to swallow
    Normally when I see a setup THAT bad.. one of Area's punches follow
    He couldn't have been more wrong, infact.. it was reversed
    The only upset that occured was voters reacting to your verse
    All this work to get here, just so I can rape that ass kid?
    His decision to get over jai-z was a bigger mistake than Damon Dash's
    See me in the same streets you hide from? I see your fake character
    Despite all the white people around you.. you'll never be a safe, Area
    Look at the flow of this ugly cat, played out rusty raps
    If you a man of ya word.. I guess that term must be 'wack'
    You got a single ill bar, the rest is filler and worthless trash
    So when I walk all over that tight line.. it's not some kinda circus act
    The only bitches that give you the time of day are apparent sluts
    So when I say fire in the hole, it's not a warning.. thats ya chlamydia flair'n up
    I know why you popular in your hood fag, better do alot of denyin
    Ain't talkin bout Roswell.. but Area 51 got the whole Project inside him
    Disses are related.. kept it all in the family & plain chuckled
    Cuz at the same time I fathered ya style.. AND made ya say uncle
    Just take a quick look at this shit you now readin
    & you'll see Cav's all over Area.. like takin a trip around Cleveland
    Said you got alot instore for me this week, turned out to be a lame threat
    when you did an inventory and gave me nothing but a rain check
    I'ma shut you out for free, just retreat and quickly pivot
    This beating was on the house.. I'll even throw in the shingles & chimney with it

    v. Gallactico/W
    10-23-2008


    Not even gettin worked up for this bum, you can tell I'm calm
    Just addin another L to his name like he did when he
    spelled it wrong
    Cav's simply UNSTOPPABLE.. can't beat this ruthless cat
    I'm about to be 15-1.. do you really need more Proof than that?
    & that Bacardi's no joke.. it can really impair your thinkin, son
    So if you can honestly see Gall'on top, you must'a just finished drinkin one
    Look at the efforts of this rapping comedian, just another kid I'ma smoke
    If voters think ur a stand up guy..its only cuz every lines a mama joke
    I can see his plan.. "short setup, then flip a joke into a punch & they're all dead"
    Your style's so Common.. it's dressed funny with light skin & a bald head
    In fact that style is just 2 plain, that's why it'll fall like the towers
    So I can say none of the voters'll have Gall without callin them cowards
    Not even Cav's biggest hater's saying you have a chance with me
    It's so obvious that you'll lose.. Q didn't even bother swaying in the magazine
    You're making this too easy.. it's a given truth
    You didn't need to name yourself Gal for all of us to see the bitch in you
    Your chances to beat me? 0.. the voters can use basic math to find that stat
    See.. they just put 2 & 2 together.. then realize you had less good lines than that
    In battle.. you're a one man band, the kid is an artist
    All at the same time, he manages to suck, blow, AND play the cymbal of garbage
    Your verses need something added.. anything, a slight display
    Tried to think of what would compliment ya style.. but there was nothing nice to say
    & it's true folks.. He got a win over Deon & Cav didn't
    Finally.. something positive comes from all that experience dealin with fat bitches
    That 1 little personal won't stop me from smashin your weak thoughts
    I had an off week & lost to Deon.. battling you's more like having the week off
    On that "no extentions" shit cuz a noshow's the only way you'll advance to the title
    Cav's a nuclear bomb.. you KNOW if I drop, there's zero chance for survival
    test
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    v. Servical/T
    10-31-2008

    Calefaction.. Servical.. that's a creative name that you thought up
    The question used to be "who's the Wash alias?".. now it's "how'd this alias get so Wash'd up?"
    When I saw his Superman logo, I just laughed at first
    Then realized his kryptonite must be anyone that posts an above average verse
    After seeing how he got here, how's THIS the cat you believe in?
    All he did was beat a couple wack jokes.. I guess after this battle, we're even
    It's Halloween so he thought shit was sweet.. that ploy ended badly
    I let him think he had this in the bag.. but that was after I poisoned his candy
    Tell the truth, you a bum.. I bet he'd suck cock for a quarter
    This fuckers more desperate for change than Obama supporters
    She aint loyal.. I can pull your bitch without tryin at all, geek
    That pussy gets publicly-traded so much, you can buy it on Wall Street
    Bitch got a canyon for a snatch.. the entire hood runs in that bed
    Shit.. odds makers in Vegas don't even know how to cover that spread
    While I'm out ballin, you gotta work for wack fees
    Our names reflect our roles in life.. you just Serv & Cav-eat
    Nobody knows you, another shut out since I'm battling this lame flop
    Your small time rep got my shit lookin like Flavor Flav's clock
    Closed your soundclick page soon as I heard this lame's verse
    The only booths you should be speaking in require inserting change first
    I've racked up 15 wins so far, but this is where the fun begins
    Cuz I'd GLADLY give up my 16 if you promise to never spit one again
    Gas is expensive.. so before I douse your house with it, I'll rob ya
    Then let you see the matches for free like an e-harmony trial offer
    My winning streak is 14, what the fuck could you tell the greatest?
    We both stayed grounded.. me? cuz I'm humble.. you? cuz your skills never elevated
    You a bitch.. so you don't even deserve a punch, you gettin smacked
    I'll just beat Serv with a backhand like this was a tennis match
    Went from Killa Blaze to Calefaction, now Servical.. just stop it bitch
    Next time you trying to think of an alias.. just do us all a favor & call it Quits
    test
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