Rap Punchlines

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  1. M-theory

    M-theory Saint Esprit

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    Write out some of your favourite rap punchlines, and give the name of the rapper that said it and which song it is from.

    When you're done quoting punchlines, give the name of the rapper who you think has the best punchlines overall.

    Uhh... let's make this a top 5 or top 10 thread. Your top 10 favorite rap punchlines or something.

    Go!
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  2. Ziplock Paper

    Ziplock Paper New Member

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    I'm too drunk and lazy to fully participate in this thread, but I think Copywrite is the best punchline MC.
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  3. M-theory

    M-theory Saint Esprit

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    Well congratulations on passing the drunk typing test anyway there Paper. I'm far too... well I'm sober... but I'm still far too lazy to read your sig right now. I just made this thread for whenever.
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  4. Feme Sole

    Feme Sole Mrs. _Evil

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    [youtube]NlMYWuGUZlM[/youtube]
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  5. Your Idol

    Your Idol ♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠

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    SPM - "fuck em so good they wake up and wash dishes"
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  6. Fluffs

    Fluffs New Member

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    It's okay to show the late greats love
    But some of y'all riding dicks and don't know it like the date rape drug

    Vakill.
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  7. Dawgtanion

    Dawgtanion I miss Ruby Gloom.

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    the bling bling era was cute but its about to be done/
    i'll leave you full eclipse like the moon blocking the sun

    immortal tech
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  8. -Paper Chase-

    -Paper Chase- alwaysgotberrybluetoblow

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    Yeah Vakill is nasty with the punches, he would have been my second choice.

    I hate I.T. but that is a dope line
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  9. straight_evil

    straight_evil Mrs. Sole

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    FREYA.. that was so badass.
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  10. Feme Sole

    Feme Sole Mrs. _Evil

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    haha i know right
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  11. -Paper Chase-

    -Paper Chase- alwaysgotberrybluetoblow

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    'Not embarassed at all, nah she's used to whore shit
    And I'm poor white trash like a used Biore strip' - Copy
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  12. -Paper Chase-

    -Paper Chase- alwaysgotberrybluetoblow

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    'Maybe that's why they hate first then ride dick right to the foreskin
    Once the promoter brings the kid out like an abortion'

    Always liked that one
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  13. -Paper Chase-

    -Paper Chase- alwaysgotberrybluetoblow

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    'Your young hoe is a fiend for promethazine, she's gung ho
    So I showed her lean like Young Dro'

    Bumping The Jerk Vol. 0 mixtape, that's where all these punches are coming from
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  14. nom de plume.

    nom de plume. rumbrave.

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    i'll leave you smashed
    like the windows on sanja and geetas house - enlish
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  15. Feme Sole

    Feme Sole Mrs. _Evil

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    he thinks that cause i'm from glasgow i can't rap tight
    i'll rip his fuckin' stomach out and make a set of bagpipes
    ---respek ba [feme]
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  16. nom de plume.

    nom de plume. rumbrave.

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    i won't get beat by no man!
    psh
    or jo brand

    -truth
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  17. Fluffs

    Fluffs New Member

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    I remember that being such a dope battle.
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  18. Fluffs

    Fluffs New Member

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    And he's too skinny to cock a shotty and blast;
    The kick from a cap gun would probably snap his body in half

    Illmac.
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  19. Matches T. Malone

    Matches T. Malone Registered Playboy

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    That was fucking awesome.

    the response to that video, 'bike hero on expert' was stupid, but the fact that he did play it on expert will riding a bike, was kind of insane.
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  20. MACM

    MACM not an MC but mAAd cool

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    what's the Chino one about Chinese ninjas?
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