Ragu

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  1. amille

    amille New Member

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    ok............
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  2. Alexanderdahate

    Alexanderdahate New Member

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    llook at your pm broad
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  3. amille

    amille New Member

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    i already seen it
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  4. masterragu

    masterragu Sweep The Leg, Johnny!

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    What up amille *high five, on the flip side*
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  5. WorstAliasEver

    WorstAliasEver Little Lord Fauntleroyce

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    Verb is brain dead.
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  6. Alexanderdahate

    Alexanderdahate New Member

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    ahh your a wack bitch that shit was gonna be mad funny
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  7. amille

    amille New Member

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    i'm thinking arby's
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  8. masterragu

    masterragu Sweep The Leg, Johnny!

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    (Puddy approaches them)
    PUDDY: Good news. We got a 900 in black. That�s the hot color. (Holds up his hand) High-five.
    (Elaine and Jerry exchange looks)
    ELAINE: Um, David, you know what? Can you come help me fix the copy machine? Come.
    PUDDY: (Pointing at Jerry) You owe me five.

    [Scene cuts to Puddy in the copy room with Elaine. He�s trying to fix the Xerox machine]

    PUDDY: Paper jam.. Got it!
    ELAINE: Yay!
    PUDDY: High-five. On the flip side.
    ELAINE: David, um, I..
    PUDDY: (Still holding out his hand) Don�t leave me hangin�.
    ELAINE: You�re a salesman now - and the high-five is� it�s very �grease ******.�
    PUDDY: What did I tell you about that?
    ELAINE: Ah, I, I�m sorry, but the high-five is just so stupid.
    PUDDY: Oh yeah? I�ll tell you what�s stupid. You. Stupid.
    ELAINE: Oh, that is really mature.
    PUDDY: Yeah? So are you. You�re the grease ******.
    ELAINE: Uh� that doesn�t make any sense. I am leaving.
    PUDDY: Yeah, if you leave, we�re through.
    ELAINE: Fine! We�re through!
    PUDDY: Oh, so you�re leaving?
    ELAINE: (While leaving) That�s right. High-five! On the flip side! (As Elaine is leaving, she mutters to herself) Takin� me to Arby�s�

    JERRY: (Sees Elaine leaving) Hey! Wh-where are you�?
    (She exits. Puddy sits down at his desk - disturbed)
    PUDDY: Let�s finish this up.
    JERRY: Did you two break up?
    PUDDY: (While punching up numbers on a calculator) That chick�s whacked. We�re history. (Back to the transaction) I just left out a couple of things: uh, rust-proofing�
    JERRY: "Rust-proofing"?
    PUDDY: (Reading off what he�s adding up on the calculator) Transport charge, storage surcharge, additional overcharge, finder�s fee�
    JERRY: "Finder�s fee"? It was on the lot!
    PUDDY: Yeah, that�s right. Uh, floor mats, keys�
    JERRY: �Keys�?!
    PUDDY: How ya gonna start it?
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  9. amille

    amille New Member

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    lmaooooooo at how you gonna start it....

    haha i love how he says that
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  10. BuCkTheTrEnD2

    BuCkTheTrEnD2 New Member

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    Dolmio > Campbells > Ragu.
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  11. nice n simple

    nice n simple Is Stimpy On Crack ?

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    now i am... i feel asleep last night waiting
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  12. relliK dnegeL

    relliK dnegeL New Member

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    you bug me out with that happy dog shit. OMG i got his phone number. that shit just reminded me how you answer the phone.
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