r. kelly - double up

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  1. Brahman

    Brahman Mel Van Peebles

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    i was doing some late-night cruising, and the rnb station was playing r. kelly's 'double up' to commemorate its upcoming release on tuesday

    i hadn't heard any of it up to this point, and...

    L... M... F... A... OOOOO @ 'sex planet'

    "I'm about to take over and touch your soul
    Once I enter into your black hooooooooooooooooole
    "

    "Girl I promise this will be painless, painless
    We'll take a trip to Planet Uranus, anus
    "

    "And if time allow us, we'll be gone for hours
    I won't stop until I give you meteor showers
    "



    *shakes head*, what a clown... the song is adorably corny though. i definitely want to hear it again, many times.

    first he "makes it rain on hoes" in fat joe's remix, and now he's talking about giving meteor showers

    dude is a little too obsessed with the power he gets from pissing on a broad
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  2. *Deuce Wilde*

    *Deuce Wilde* aka stfu dave

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    lol@ meteor showers....... and wow, i just now realized the irony of him being on the make it rain remix, heh
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  3. micemovenice

    micemovenice New Member

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    r.kelly is crazy
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  4. Conceited One

    Conceited One Please Say The Baby

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    The Zoo and Real Talk are quite amusing as well...skimming through the album it sounds laughably bad. Haven't given it a full listen yet.
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  5. Brahman

    Brahman Mel Van Peebles

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    yes

    i meant to come right back and do a follow-up post for this song as well

    they played it right before 'sex planet'

    imo, it's so corny it's good

    [funny] @ how he just piles on the sex as wildlife metaphors
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  6. Teen Prodigy

    Teen Prodigy Short2003's e-child

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    He's hardly worth listening to anymore.. for me.
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  7. R-Tistic

    R-Tistic Your favorite DJ

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    LMMFAO yeah he is ridiculous. I was laughin hard when I first heard Real Talk, I was like wtf is he goin through???
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  8. The Jeus

    The Jeus _________

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    lol @ Planet Uranus, just the fact that he has a track called The Zoo....he's done
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  9. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    Instead of meteor showers he should've been singing about golden showers because that would suit him better imo.
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  10. Mind~$oul

    Mind~$oul I'm Pretty

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    Real Talk is funny as hell.


    Milton!
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  11. R-Tistic

    R-Tistic Your favorite DJ

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    ^LMFAO, that's the funniest R&B song I ever heard. That shit has no verses, no bridge, no hook, no structure...just this idiot goin back n forth with his girl, but singin it.
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  12. Nick Knox

    Nick Knox Nick Knox Muzik Co

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    lol yeah that real talk song is jokes. but i actually like the majority of the CD.. although some of the songs are kinda unlistenable for me..
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  13. chillyg

    chillyg New Member

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    The first time I listened to the album I was shouting GARBAGE! I had to listen to it a second time and I'm still saying garbage just not shouting it. 3 songs max I can listen to.
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  14. ihatethisdamn

    ihatethisdamn New Member

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    double up

    da cd goes hard. all of r kellys cds are tight. dude know what gets femalez wet
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  15. dincredablelova

    dincredablelova New Member

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    shit r. kelly cd went hard than a bitch this time again
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