Pseudo-intellect test.

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  1. menaz

    menaz Avant Garde

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    http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take


    I scored: average joe. I wouldn't have it any other way.

    What will you be? Unless your scared you might be a Pseudo-intellectual, then I understand. Just answer honestly, no big deal.
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  2. Dark_Sun

    Dark_Sun Phantom of the Forums

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    I am The False Messiah
    Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM)


    People believe in you, and then you send them to hell. Behold, the False Messiah.

    You're usually a very kind person, and conscientious, too. Socially, you're a leader, and your friends and associates look up to you. In intimate relationships, you're a capable, responsive, and experienced lover. Outside the box, however, you run into trouble.


    Your exact male opposite:
    The Poolboy
    Random Gentle Sex Dreamer

    Girls fall hard for you, but you're much more ambivalent about them. The beginnings of your relationships are unusually intense, making it all the rougher on her when they end. At first, using all your accumulated tricks of the trade, you ladle on the affection. But once she's all covered in soup, you withhold the true napkins of commitment. What's that all about? We should've called you the False Waiter.

    You're looking for Love. But history tells us you struggle to settle down and accept it. There's a deep streak of carnality within you. And while you'll never be a predator, you'll always fight the urge to roam free. You like to plan things out, so plan this: find someone who can indulge your selfish side, has a healthy sexual appetite, and doesn't mind uncertainty.
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  3. identity-X

    identity-X No Talent Assclown

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    how about hooking up a direct link to the test you're talking about so we don't have to wade through thousands of them?
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  4. menaz

    menaz Avant Garde

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  5. identity-X

    identity-X No Talent Assclown

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    Okay, test-taker! You scored 41!

    You're an average Joe / Jane. Sure, you know stuff about stuff, but you don't flaunt it around like a jerk. No, you're not a pseudointellect. Keep it up. You'll get far and be successful on your own terms -- you don't care what anyone else thinks of you.



    I didn't know about half of those names [dunno]
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  6. menaz

    menaz Avant Garde

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  7. Offbeat

    Offbeat New Member

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    i got a 34.

    this test was culturally bias though. only rock and poerty questions.

    nothing about rap.
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  8. Murder Ink

    Murder Ink Jigsaw

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    meh 44, I didn't know what a lotta that shit was either..didn't care to look up either, just tryin to kill some boredom right now..
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  9. menaz

    menaz Avant Garde

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    The objectivity of the test was to see who's a pseudo intellectual.
    The whole idea behind the test was pseudo intellectuals know all.

    Culturally bias? I've never met a culture more bias than hiphop.

    If it asked certain history questions, If it asked certain hiphop questions,
    It would still wade out the pseudo-intellectuals.

    You're not going to know all about hiphop. You're not going to know all about history.

    What did you answer to the simpsons question? I answered: Very Funny!
    I also picked: Hunter S. Thompson.

    It's just a fun little test. I'll post a new one. One with no right answers.
    I just want to see what people are all about.

    You just taking the test showed courage.
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