Probably one of the best examples of how my generation has its priorities f-cked up...

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  1. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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  2. J Keeper

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    Ratchet is an American colloquialism which means one is acting in a manner which is becoming of a person born and raised in impoverished areas. It can also mean, "pistol."

    Example. "Yo son, here's your ratchet set, car's fixed. But can I borrow your ratchet cuz this ratchet ass chick knows where I live and I think she's gonna pull some ratchet shit."
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  3. AliceHouse

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    Hasidic jew can be white. Hasidic jew can also be black. "Hasidic jew" isn't a race either, billy.

    Fuckin' white people.
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    he's seventh day adventist.
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  5. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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  6. J Keeper

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    I wasn't those days.

    But these days, surely.
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    he's a jehovah's witness.
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  8. AliceHouse

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    See, Miley Cyrus said she wanted her music to start sounding black. Now there are all sorts of routes she could've taken. From poetic slams, to afrofuturism, to jazz and blues. But she decided to go directly towards the "urban life" type of jig.

    That right there in of itself is an issue. It implies that all black culture is one homogeneous monolith that consists being "ghetto." Yet that is not the case, and we know that's not the case. But white people have a problem with diversity and other people being diverse.

    It's like Star Trek. All Klingons are violent angry warriors. All Vulcans are cold and logical. All Ferengi are Jews. Because white people don't understand that other people might not be as monocultural as they imagine. So when somebody like Miley comes along and appropriates things from other people to suit her wants (not her needs) and chooses what she did, and then plays it like she did, that's seriously fucked up.

    But then white people are all like, "But that totally wasn't racial because I don't understand racial politics."
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    oh fuck. jehovah's witness isn't a race. my bad.
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    he's a nation of islam.
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    Dying @ this.
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    please make it happen.

    i'd be your pale horse, lo and behold.

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    hahahahahah.

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    It's like these people haven't met a 20 year old white girl who grew up sheltered in a strict household before. Fuck.
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  15. abztrakt

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    and zyclon is obviously a nihilist, so he can't be racist.
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    I thought this was relevant to this thread. 'Twerk' has apparently been added to the dictionary:

    1: 'Twerk': To dance in a sexually suggestive fashion using the hips.
    2: Where Yorkshiremen go everyday to earn a living.
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  18. J Keeper

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    1) Miley Cyrus is, by all accounts, about as smart as a tadpole. I genuinely don't think she thought this through well enough to even comprehend anything you just said. She's a dumb rich girl with a hillbilly dad. Da fuck do you expect.

    2) If Miley Cyrus thinks black culture and music are edgy and that's the type she goes for, who gives a fuck.

    3) Why is it fucked up if no one gives a fuck.

    4) Why should I give a fuck.

    5) She's Miley Cyrus.

    6) Fuck.

    Shit isn't racial just because you say it is so. Miley Cyrus, in her wonderful little Disney bubble, probably views race the way a two year old does. She's not racist she's fucking dumb. And you're being dumb by humoring this bullshit.
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  19. AliceHouse

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    Everything you just said confirms what I was saying. Except for your last paragraph where you do a one eighty.
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  20. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i want to see Billy Ray Twerking


    and im pretty sure "twerk" is a cross between Twat and Jerk... some white dude saw college girl doing that and said holy fuck Tim, that chicks a goddamn Twerk
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