Post the most racist jokes you've ever heard.

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  1. xX_NASTY_Xx

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    yeah.... it all makes sense now doesn't it?
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  2. xX_NASTY_Xx

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    damn.... he took his pics down lol.... i searched for the thread where he posted em and he's taken em down
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  3. Vintage Tox

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    I probably have others up. I deleted all the shit off my photobucket to upload newer shit but not sure If I actually put any new shit in there.

    Yes, I am Puerto rican and I am proud of it. I am extremely handsome, I work very hard, I jog daily (weekly) and I have a very big penis. My life is great. I am nowhere near lazy and I contribute to my community daily (monthly). I jack off to my own success and I only sleep with the most beautiful of women.
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  4. Vintage Tox

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    The Italian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine."
    The Frenchman says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have cognac."
    The Russian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have vodka."
    The German says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have beer."
    The Mexican says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have tequila."
    The J.ew says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes."


    Whats the difference between a J.ew and a Canoe?
    A canoe tips

    Why do J.ews have such big noses?
    Because air is free

    What happens when a J.ewish guy with an erection walks into a wall?
    He breaks his nose
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  5. Vintage Tox

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    A priest and a rabbi were walking down the street, on the other side they saw a young boy walking.
    The priest looked at the rabbi and said, "Let's screw him!", the rabbi replied, "Outta what?"
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  6. Namor

    Namor Prodigal Sun-god

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    What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up bitches.

    What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?
    A Pimp.


    What do you call the moisture between two white people having sex?
    Relative Humidity.



    Jim cracka is WHITE!!
    How white is he?
    He's so white, during the L.A riots, he went out and bought a TV.


    How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
    None, white girls can't screw

    How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    One, white men will screw anything



    What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
    A white girl's ass!


    What did a cracka see when he looked at his family tree?
    A straight line!


    What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
    One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
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  7. Vintage Tox

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    Hahaha, I love these 2
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    Ciber Liberating Porn

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  9. HarshZ

    HarshZ no time for this bullshit

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    LMAOOOOO

    i've never heard these before but they're golden

    I remember there was a time where i used to look for every racist jokes out.. but NEVER seeing a white racist joke

    why is it so much harder to find white ppl jokes than it is to find black/latin/jew jokes?
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  10. SuB zer0

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    back up off ricans taco
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  11. liquid`acid

    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    ive noticed its damn hard to find white jokes too

    ive heard all of those tho with white ppl bein replaced by redneck.


    i think our many diff stereo types somehow interferes with a proper white joke
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  12. Vintage Tox

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    Kind of hard to find racist jokes about the originators of racism.
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    The new barman in the pub is black, so I said to him, "Beer please, nigga."
    He hit the roof and said, "Why don't we swap places, let's see how you like it."
    So I went round the bar, he walked out then came back in and said, "Beer please, honkey."

    I said, "Sorry mate, we don't serve niggas in here."
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    People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 10 metres below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with niggas is a fucking genius!
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    I think our Christmas tree lights are niggas.

    They never work, they're all chained together, and we hang them from trees.
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    Teacher: "All people are the children of Adam and Eve."
    Pupil: "But, miss, my daddy says we evolved from apes."
    Teacher: "I said people, not niggas, Leroy."
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    Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? Yea, he tried to jump 100 niggas with a steamroller.
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  18. PhilNYCE

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    what do you call, thousands of black people drowing in the middle of the ocean?

    answer: oil spill
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  19. Vintage Tox

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    Hahahahaa


    we got a winner.
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  20. Vintage Tox

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    All of Noms jokes got me dying.
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