Post the most racist jokes you've ever heard.

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  1. Vintage Tox

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    lol.
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  2. Vintage Tox

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    ^^^^ [funny]
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  3. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    why are black people so tall?

    because their (they're) knee grows (negroes) ...

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  4. HarshZ

    HarshZ no time for this bullshit

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    hahahaha

    that takes WAAAY too much thought though
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  5. xX_NASTY_Xx

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    what's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

    the pizza can feed a family of 5
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  6. Pyro Tecknik

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    you guys are terrible, really.


    lay off the blacks for a minute and get back to the jooz.
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  7. xX_NASTY_Xx

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    Whats the difference between a j.ew and a pizza?
    The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!
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  8. Superman70

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    it's been done
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  9. xX_NASTY_Xx

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    Why did Hitler kill himself?
    He saw his gas bill
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    When is the only time you can spit in a Persian womans face?
    When her mustache is on fire!
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  11. xX_NASTY_Xx

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    Why aren't there any spics on Star Trek?
    They won't work in the future either!
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  12. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    lollllllllllllll.

    that would work better if you replace persian with indian.

    here's one for the arabs.

    why don't arab immigrants learn english?
    because centrelink (the doll, government handouts) forms still come in arabic ...

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  13. xX_NASTY_Xx

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    A truck driver is driving down the road, when he sees two black guys with a broken-down bicycle. It's starting to rain so he pulls over to offer a ride.

    "Yeah man, our bicycle is broken down, both of us we needs a ride."

    Ok, says the truck driver, but I don't have room in the cab so you'll have to ride in the trailer.

    I also have a whole load of bowling balls in the back, so you'll have to squeeze in.

    A few miles later he gets pulled over by two troopers. One trooper is checking the tires, the brakes and when he opens the back doors, he yells out "emergency! seal off the area" the other trooper comes running to see what's the problem.

    "He got a truck load of n1gger eggs, two of them hatched, and they've already stolen a bike!
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  14. Pyro Tecknik

    Pyro Tecknik Harbinger of DOOM

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    That one doesn't make sense either...anyone ever know a Mexican that didn't work? the fuck they don't work, niggas work for peanuts.

    that joke should end like, cuz they just got to the 21st century/cuz their space program still consists of bottle rockets/cuz even in the intergalactic future, they'll still be illegal aliens ..or something to that effect. or just make that a black joke.

    aw shit...levar burton's black though, huh...well, maybe he doesn't know he's black cuz he was blind...he obviously wasn't raised by blacks.
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  15. Pyro Tecknik

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    Haha
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  16. xX_NASTY_Xx

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    ya se.... i'm mexican.... i just heard that and laughed

    i actually get kind of annoyed when people say we're lazy.... we're some of the hardest workin mu'fuckas on the planet
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  17. xX_NASTY_Xx

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    or he's never seen himself so he doesn't realize he's black.... like clayton bigsby
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  18. Pyro Tecknik

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    it's those fucking puerto ricans...laziest niggas in the world and people think they're Mexican.
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    lmao.... tox is gonna come in here and claim it's the other way around.... he's always talkin shit about mexicans

    i've never met a hard workin puerto rican.... or dominican for that matter
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  20. Pyro Tecknik

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    this vintage tox nigga is puerto rican?


    Ooooololololololoooooo
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