Post the most racist jokes you've ever heard.

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  1. Vintage Tox

    Vintage Tox One Hundred Percent

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    I'll post a few later [teet]
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  2. Vintage Tox

    Vintage Tox One Hundred Percent

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    Oh, and you have to post jokes about a race other then your own [teet]
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  3. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    the eddie griffin joke always gets me.

    what do you call a black man in a tree with a suit on? ... the branch manager.

    why can't stevie wonder read? because he's black.

    why does beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? because blacks don't have rights.

    what do you call a black person on a church? holy shit.

    and this one was one of my favourite from nom. a recent survey shows that africa is the happiest population in the world ... because everybody seemed positive.

    i got this jihadi joke. this dude wants to commit suicide, and calls up the suicide hotline. the call is transferred to pakistan, and a dude picks up. "i want to commit suicide" the guy who calls, says. to which the response he gets is "ok, can you drive a truck?".

    not the best of quality, but i can't think of anymore ...

    [turn] ...
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  4. Vintage Tox

    Vintage Tox One Hundred Percent

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    lmfao @ everyone seemed positive
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  5. Vintage Tox

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    What are the worst 5 years of a black person's life?
    3rd grade

    How does a black woman prevent crime?
    She gets an abortion

    If an apple and a black guy were to fall out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
    The apple, the rope usually stops the black guy.

    What 3 things cant you give a black guy?
    A black eye, a fat lip, and a job.
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  6. Vintage Tox

    Vintage Tox One Hundred Percent

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    What's the difference between a Mexican and an iron bench?
    An iron bench can support a family.

    How do you blind an Asian woman?
    Put a windshield in front of her.




    Finally:

    What is a word that starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person?


























































































    Neighbor
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  7. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ...

    [turn] ...
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  8. Wonka

    Wonka OTBVA 2v2 Champ

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    What's the difference between dog shit and n1ggers?
    When dog shit gets old it turns white and quits stinking.

    Oh shit.
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  9. Ciber

    Ciber Liberating Porn

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    holy shit hahahahaha funny stuff


    "A fight, a fight
    A n1gger and a white
    If one jumps in
    We all jump in"

    ---Philly Irish Spiritual
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  10. Ace the Prophet

    Ace the Prophet A Prophet to the Game

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    Oh my....this probably isn't the best idea but some of these are funny as shit, lol..
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  11. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    What do you do when you see a black guy running through the woods bleeding?
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  12. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    A: Stop laughing and reload.
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  13. Ace the Prophet

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    lmao....

    Why don't sharks eat black people?

    -They think they're whale shit

    How do you starve a black man?

    -Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

    How do you starve a mexican?

    -Hide his food stamps under a bar of soap
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  14. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    what do you call a filthy, degenerate, illiterate, retarded, low life spick? verb.
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  15. Namor

    Namor Prodigal Sun-god

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    A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch prick, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

    The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks.. "What's wrong with you?"

    In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

    The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch prick, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."

    The small guy says, "Turner Brown!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn Around!!”
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  16. KOzS

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    What's the most confusing day in Jamaica??












    Father's day
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  17. liquid`acid

    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    - what do you call two native riding a bicycle? organized crime

    - what do you call two or more natives sleeping in a ditch? a sleepover

    - what do you do when you see a native with half a face running at you? reload

    - what do you call a native with a peg leg? shit on a stick

    - what do you call a native with two peg legs? a waste of pine

    - what do you call an african guy flying a plane? a black pilot you racist fuck

    - what do you call beer can in a ditch? ancient indian artifact

    - what did abe lincoln say after a 3 day drinking binge? I set WHO free?!!?

    - how was the grand canyon dug? a j3w lost a penny down a gopher hole

    - how was copper wire invented? two j3ws grabbed the same penny

    - why do j3ws have such big noses? air is free

    - how do you castrate a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw



    and thats all i got off the top, ill come back if more come to me
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  18. Pyro Tecknik

    Pyro Tecknik Harbinger of DOOM

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    Hey, cock breath....Mexicans support even extended family back in the home country.

    let's keep it to negro jokes.



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  19. HarshZ

    HarshZ no time for this bullshit

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    wow there's a few here i've never heard before n i though ti heard them all lmao

    that neighbor one floored me
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  20. TWAMP$iN

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    lmmfaooooooo
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