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  1. Joro DiGiorno

    Joro DiGiorno Active Member

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    And I'll use TACtics to reveal the REAL history behind your username
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  2. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    Use TicTacs before you do..

    If you know what I mean.
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  3. Joro DiGiorno

    Joro DiGiorno Active Member

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    Ah yes, as I reach in my pocket for these mints
    I'm reminded of MissBreezy, domestic violence, and pimps
    Her man was quite famous, known to us as a singer
    His name was Chris Brown, he held her down, but not his temper
    A left hook, then a right slap, shit got ugly, so did her face
    I shouldn't write it in a rap, but I've never known my place
    One flare up, however, could not douse her love's passion
    So she took her man's name, along with her thrashin'
    LiL Wayne is Weezy, and Chris Brown is Breezy,
    ...and Hailing from the Caribbean, where cool breezes come easy
    Is RiRi, (Shit it Bananas), know to us as MissBreezy
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  4. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    holy fuck i just busted
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  5. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    A+ thread from the first post tbh
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  6. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    o_O

    So, I'm both Rihanna AND Chris Brown?

    Wow, I feel as though I should show my tits and punch myself in the face.....or something.
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  7. Geedorah

    Geedorah King

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    Go.
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  8. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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  9. Joro DiGiorno

    Joro DiGiorno Active Member

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    T is for his temper
    W is for his whine
    A is for the Alcohol he drinks all the time
    M is for maybe - maybe what? let's see...
    P is for the Pussy Twamp might-maybe get, we'll see
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  10. Joro DiGiorno

    Joro DiGiorno Active Member

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    Got caught up in his home-decorating efforts trying to keep up with the Jones's.
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  11. Joro DiGiorno

    Joro DiGiorno Active Member

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    GTFOH - What the hell is that.
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  12. Joro DiGiorno

    Joro DiGiorno Active Member

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    GTFOH - That's some shit from slavic peoples.
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  13. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    So much for history breakdown..
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  14. Geedorah

    Geedorah King

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    :arsyeah:
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  15. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    lmaooooo

    not bad b
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  16. Mikaella Ocean

    Mikaella Ocean Well-Known Member

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  17. Joro DiGiorno

    Joro DiGiorno Active Member

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    I'm in love what can I say?

    Eh yo, you just can't leave me alone, or see me alone
    The Porche is black, the B's is chrome
    He's at home, you wit me
    It's the 4.6, 3 cribs, and some jewelry

    Don't worry, I can put you through school for free
    So if that's cool with you it's cool with me
    Princess ya neck, tennis ya wrist
    Anything you wish, Icey and Kiss

    you thinking of me...So what you really got him for?
    let's go to the mall and close down the Prada store
    And even if you don't rock diamonds
    Maybe you would like to go deep sea fishin' and rock climbin'

    Pop wine and, horse-back ridin'
    You shotgun scared 'cause the Porche back-slidin'
    And your friends say that Jay ain't right
    But you know we go together like day and night

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  18. L u c y

    L u c y (Administrator) SWERVE

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    hit me baby one more time
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  19. Joro DiGiorno

    Joro DiGiorno Active Member

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    She gets loose
    And she's so lucid
    Yet so administratively abusive
    Always win, Never lose
    She's my one and only muse
    She means "light" in latin
    But it's dark in my flat and
    I wait for her to choose me
    That's why we call her Lucy
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  20. Mikaella Ocean

    Mikaella Ocean Well-Known Member

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    What are you trying to say?
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