post in here and i'll tell you what we'd talk about irl if we ever met ...

Discussion in 'The Alley' started by Nu'maaN, Aug 26, 2013.

  1. straight_evil

    straight_evil Mrs. Sole

    Sep 21, 2003
  2. billy nomates.

    billy nomates. rain cancels play.

    Dec 12, 2009
    well if you're here. i'm here as well.
  3. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

    Aug 27, 2005
    nu: why didn't you post before straight did?
    no: what, c'mon mate, give me a break.
    nu: i'll break your fucking face and kiss it back together.
    no: ooh, nice, i wish you were kozs.
    nu: i wish you were a girl. i'd hit.
    no: let's go, i'll take you to the edl.
    nu: fucking oath, i'm signing up.
    no: this was shit.
    nu: fuck you. you knew it was going to be shit.

    nu: haven't i already done you?
    ja: no, you wish you had.
    nu: no, i wish i'd done stace.
    ja: i thought you did.
    nu: i thought i didn't.
    ja: wow, this was shitter than nom's.
    nu: what do you expect, it's the third fucking page.

    nu: could i buy some viagra? oh, holy shit, aren't you straight evil?
    st: yes, i am, and here you go, this is the strongest nasal passage viagra, ever.
    nu: will this make my nose look bigger?
    st: can i stroke your nose until you sneeze?
    nu: i'll sneeze all over those pretty lips if you don't shut up, girl.
    nu: fuck yeah.


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