post in here and i'll tell you what we'd talk about irl if we ever met ...

Discussion in 'The Alley' started by Nu'maaN, Aug 26, 2013.

  1. straight_evil

    straight_evil Mrs. Sole

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  2. billy nomates.

    billy nomates. rain cancels play.

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    well if you're here. i'm here as well.
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  3. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    nu: why didn't you post before straight did?
    no: what, c'mon mate, give me a break.
    nu: i'll break your fucking face and kiss it back together.
    no: ooh, nice, i wish you were kozs.
    nu: i wish you were a girl. i'd hit.
    no: let's go, i'll take you to the edl.
    nu: fucking oath, i'm signing up.
    no: this was shit.
    nu: fuck you. you knew it was going to be shit.

    nu: haven't i already done you?
    ja: no, you wish you had.
    nu: no, i wish i'd done stace.
    ja: i thought you did.
    nu: i thought i didn't.
    ja: wow, this was shitter than nom's.
    nu: what do you expect, it's the third fucking page.

    nu: could i buy some viagra? oh, holy shit, aren't you straight evil?
    st: yes, i am, and here you go, this is the strongest nasal passage viagra, ever.
    nu: will this make my nose look bigger?
    st: can i stroke your nose until you sneeze?
    nu: i'll sneeze all over those pretty lips if you don't shut up, girl.
    nu: fuck yeah.

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