Discussion in 'The Alley' started by Nu'maaN, Aug 26, 2013.
jk: shalom, akh.
nu: salam, bruv.
jk: i'm not a jew.
nu: i don't care even if you were.
jk: yeah, you do, don't lie to yourself.
nu: fuck off, let's go smoke and embark upon a hiking trek.
jk: fuck yeah, i will bring my dog and my walking staff like moses.
nu: you're such a jew, you like mountains because you're a mountain dew.
nu: sorry bro.
jk: this convo is going nowhere fast like running on a treadmill.
nu: you're such a jew.
hahah, you summed up our entire lives, i wish this his how it pans out.
i really do.
nu: busta, let me have a drag of that cigar you're smoking you boss cunt.
sb: yeah, for sure man, let's go skiing, because we can't do anything else in canada.
nu: forgot that you loved skiing.
sb: i don't, that was the other canadian user liquid~acid.
nu: fucking hell. this is boring.
sb: be happy man, think positive.
nu: i'm positively pissed off and i'd be happy if you stopped preaching happiness to me.
sb: why you so mad, nu?
nu: dude, shut the fuck up about me being mad. i will stomp on your soul after raping you.
sb: nah man, you just gotta think positive, and sit on the fence when it comes to heated topics.
nu: anyway, you thought of that question about my research class yet?
sb: no, i already pm'd you.
nu: fuck. let's go flirt with demigod, i want to take him from the behind.
ooooh, terrorist joke.
pain is good, so you can slap me around like the little bitch that i'd become.
nu: killa kali is a straight murder.
tw: i don't get the reference.
nu: westside connection nigga.
tw: this isn't online, it's cali, you can't say nigga.
nu: okay, let's go play ball and i can finally prove to you that pakis do it better.
tw: i hate my real name.
nu: it's okay, i will let you win a few games, just to dash your hopes at the end.
tw: fuck that, i need to go do some model shots, you want to come along?
nu: no, i'm not a generic cunt who wants his photos on shutter stock.
tw: fuck this, i'm finna kill you on the court.
nu: i will record it, we can make it a snub flick out of the ordeal.
nu: shit pun and you know it mate.
gal: room for one more?
nu: do i look like a hotel to you? ofcourse there is room for you.
gal: ohh, you're so sweet.
nu: i know right, now let's go hunt for subs and slaves so we can dominate all night.
gal: okay, i can take you to a few places but we might only find male subs/slaves.
nu: that's okay, i'm high as fuck off cocaine.
gal: let's go jogging then, i can wear those leggings you so love.
nu: i will make you my slave, you get free coke if you do the lines of my penis that is bigger than my nose.
gal: hard to believe, sort of like believing in a god.
nu: ooh low blow, how's this for one - *punches gal in the guts and throws her in the back of a van*.
This... is exactly what I was thinking...
Right up my alley.
Do me next brother
He means this literally
don't tempt me, girl.
oh, i'll fucking do you all night and make malo watch.
nu: ayyyy chris bosh, my nigga you killed it in the playoffs my man, where lebron at?
sh: the fuck you on about, paki man?
nu: my bad, all you blacks look alike, what's happening, let's do lines off each others abs.
sh: no, i have to baby sit my kid, because i take care of my kid, even though i'm a black man.
nu: you deserve a cookie for that.
sh: so what's up, why haven't you written anything in the rstl?
nu: c'mon akh, let's not talk about online shit, let's do real life shit, like doing lines off each others abs.
nu: i really want to see your abs, and your penis to see if all blacks are hung like i am.
sh: no, you're creeping me out, i have a frisbee, let's play frisbee.
nu: dude. no. thanks. i'm going to go now.
you'd like that.
nu: demi the fucking god himself.
dg: the fuck, how'd you know it was me.
nu: nobody else i know has a head as large as you.
nu: speaking of head, do you want to ..
dg: no, nu. you've fucked t.a.c, but you won't get to me.
nu: fair enough, fair dinkum though, let's go to an internet cafe and download albums.
dg: are you a fucking dickhead?
nu: is that a rhetorical question. i want to make love to your ears.
dg: man, you're fucking crazy. i don't even.
Surely I'm worth more than that? lol
The I don't even is spot on.
can't argue with that
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