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  1. PicholasNaugam

    PicholasNaugam Active Member

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  2. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    what?

    jk: shalom, akh.
    nu: salam, bruv.
    jk: i'm not a jew.
    nu: i don't care even if you were.
    jk: yeah, you do, don't lie to yourself.
    nu: fuck off, let's go smoke and embark upon a hiking trek.
    jk: fuck yeah, i will bring my dog and my walking staff like moses.
    nu: you're such a jew, you like mountains because you're a mountain dew.
    jk: dude.
    nu: sorry bro.
    jk: this convo is going nowhere fast like running on a treadmill.
    nu: you're such a jew.

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  3. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    hahah, you summed up our entire lives, i wish this his how it pans out.

    i really do.

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  4. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    nu: busta, let me have a drag of that cigar you're smoking you boss cunt.
    sb: yeah, for sure man, let's go skiing, because we can't do anything else in canada.
    nu: forgot that you loved skiing.
    sb: i don't, that was the other canadian user liquid~acid.
    nu: fucking hell. this is boring.
    sb: be happy man, think positive.
    nu: i'm positively pissed off and i'd be happy if you stopped preaching happiness to me.
    sb: why you so mad, nu?
    nu: dude, shut the fuck up about me being mad. i will stomp on your soul after raping you.
    sb: nah man, you just gotta think positive, and sit on the fence when it comes to heated topics.
    nu: anyway, you thought of that question about my research class yet?
    sb: no, i already pm'd you.
    nu: fuck. let's go flirt with demigod, i want to take him from the behind.

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  5. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    ooooh, terrorist joke.

    pain is good, so you can slap me around like the little bitch that i'd become.

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  6. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    nu: killa kali is a straight murder.
    tw: i don't get the reference.
    nu: westside connection nigga.
    tw: this isn't online, it's cali, you can't say nigga.
    nu: okay, let's go play ball and i can finally prove to you that pakis do it better.
    tw: i hate my real name.
    nu: it's okay, i will let you win a few games, just to dash your hopes at the end.
    tw: fuck that, i need to go do some model shots, you want to come along?
    nu: no, i'm not a generic cunt who wants his photos on shutter stock.
    tw: fuck this, i'm finna kill you on the court.
    nu: i will record it, we can make it a snub flick out of the ordeal.
    tw: deal?
    nu: shit pun and you know it mate.

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  7. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    gal: room for one more?
    nu: do i look like a hotel to you? ofcourse there is room for you.
    gal: ohh, you're so sweet.
    nu: i know right, now let's go hunt for subs and slaves so we can dominate all night.
    gal: okay, i can take you to a few places but we might only find male subs/slaves.
    nu: that's okay, i'm high as fuck off cocaine.
    gal: let's go jogging then, i can wear those leggings you so love.
    nu: i will make you my slave, you get free coke if you do the lines of my penis that is bigger than my nose.
    gal: hard to believe, sort of like believing in a god.
    nu: ooh low blow, how's this for one - *punches gal in the guts and throws her in the back of a van*.

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  8. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    This... is exactly what I was thinking...
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  9. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    :funny:

    Right up my alley. ;)
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  10. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    Do me next brother
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  11. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    He means this literally :funny:
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  12. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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  13. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    You're next
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  14. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    don't tempt me, girl.

    oh, i'll fucking do you all night and make malo watch.

    nu: ayyyy chris bosh, my nigga you killed it in the playoffs my man, where lebron at?
    sh: the fuck you on about, paki man?
    nu: my bad, all you blacks look alike, what's happening, let's do lines off each others abs.
    sh: no, i have to baby sit my kid, because i take care of my kid, even though i'm a black man.
    nu: you deserve a cookie for that.
    sh: so what's up, why haven't you written anything in the rstl?
    nu: c'mon akh, let's not talk about online shit, let's do real life shit, like doing lines off each others abs.
    nu: i really want to see your abs, and your penis to see if all blacks are hung like i am.
    sh: no, you're creeping me out, i have a frisbee, let's play frisbee.
    nu: dude. no. thanks. i'm going to go now.

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  15. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    you'd like that.

    nu: demi the fucking god himself.
    dg: the fuck, how'd you know it was me.
    nu: nobody else i know has a head as large as you.
    nu: speaking of head, do you want to ..
    dg: no, nu. you've fucked t.a.c, but you won't get to me.
    nu: fair enough, fair dinkum though, let's go to an internet cafe and download albums.
    dg: are you a fucking dickhead?
    nu: is that a rhetorical question. i want to make love to your ears.
    dg: man, you're fucking crazy. i don't even.

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  16. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    Sloppy seconds??

    Surely I'm worth more than that? lol
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  17. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    The I don't even is spot on.
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  18. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    <3
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  19. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    can't argue with that
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  20. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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