post in here and i'll tell you what we'd talk about irl if we ever met ...

Discussion in 'The Alley' started by Nu'maaN, Aug 26, 2013.

  1. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2005
    Messages:
    25,674
    ... you go first.

    no, you go first, fuck.

    fuck me in the face, cunt.

    a conversation, the way i think it will go down, will be posted.

    :numaan:
    • Hot Thread Hot Thread x 2
    test
  2. Pyronoa Zoro

    Pyronoa Zoro Demon Cutter

    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2010
    Messages:
    1,138
    test
  3. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2008
    Messages:
    76,208
    test
  4. abztrakt

    abztrakt the impossible cool.

    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2000
    Messages:
    16,511
    so you already posted how our conversation would go down.
    • +Rep +Rep x 1
    test
  5. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2013
    Messages:
    6,813
    I'll bite.

    Be gentle.
    test
  6. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2005
    Messages:
    25,674
    this is considering i'm visiting your town, and not vice versa.

    nu: what's happening mister wayne.
    py: *strong firm handshake* what's nu?
    nu: fuck all mate. why so serious?
    py: what? shut up.
    nu: ah, you complete me.
    *awkward silence*
    nu: so what do you do around here?
    py: i makes money, and lots of it.
    nu: fucking oath, let's go strippers.
    py: no. you make me sick, gotham relies on me. duty calls.
    py: *vanishes*
    py: (from the distance) - come to my office, we'll do lines together.
    *batman business card drops*
    nu: oh, fuck this shit.

    :numaan:
    • +Rep +Rep x 1
    test
  7. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2005
    Messages:
    25,674
    nu: holy shit, you're fucking hot.
    ta: let's have sex.
    nu: too late, already fucked you.
    ta: let's have more sex.
    nu: okay, let's involve girls this time.
    ta: no.
    nu: okay.
    nu: let's go fuck up that cunt who trolls me and jason on twitter.
    ta: no.
    nu: fuck.

    nu and t.a.c proceed to walk off hand in hand, singing "i can see clearly now the rain has gonnnnnnne".

    :numaan:
    • +Rep +Rep x 1
    test
  8. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2005
    Messages:
    25,674
    hahahaha.

    spot on.

    nu: good evening milady, may i take your coat?
    ma: why thank you.
    nu: now your pants, shirt and bra, leave the g banger on.
    ma: oh my, you don't waste time do you.
    nu: no, i have cancer, i have no time to waste, now are we going to have sex or not?
    ma: no, i'm happily married.
    nu: who cares, don't you remember my goalie thread?
    ma: what? man, let's just have a coffee?
    nu: i don't drink coffee, let's go get hammered to the point you forget your marital status.
    ma: yeah, i'm gonna go.
    nu: oh, fuck this shit.

    andrya leaves, nu is left at the airport, so he goes to the bathroom and jacks off angrily.

    :numaan:
    • +Rep +Rep x 1
    test
  9. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2008
    Messages:
    76,208
    Fuckin dead
    • +Rep +Rep x 1
    test
  10. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2010
    Messages:
    14,113
    Who the fuck told you that you would lead the conversation?
    test
  11. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2012
    Messages:
    3,275
    This is the first 'post in here' thread I've ever posted in so make it good.

    Also, I like long walks on the beach, candle lit dinners, and bathing in the blood of virgins.
    test
  12. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2008
    Messages:
    76,208
    Pretty sure you've posted in one I did before
    test
  13. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2012
    Messages:
    3,275
    Pretty sure you save the used condoms of men who plugged your ass in one night stands because you're a lonely fuck with nothing better to do on a saturday night except browse craigslist for older gentlemen that know how to treat a boy like a young sissy hoping the next one might just be the one who won't leave you.
    test
  14. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2002
    Messages:
    55,618
    wait, i can find older tops on craigslist?
    test
  15. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2008
    Messages:
    76,208
    That was detailed, how much is based off past experience? Or was that from one of the literotica books you read on your break from your minimum wage librarian job that pays just enough that you can afford to keep
    test
  16. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2012
    Messages:
    3,275
    Government jobs are the shit. I'd be set for life if I wasn't already set for life.

    Literotica is the shit as well. Mother-brother-sister stories are my favorite.

    I'm fucking awesome.
    test
  17. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2013
    Messages:
    6,813
    Lmaoo

    At least I didn't slap you. Or call for airport security.
    test
  18. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2011
    Messages:
    13,863
    Miss these threads...

    Sent from Tapatalk 2
    test
  19. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2010
    Messages:
    31,420
    Room for one more? :)
    test
  20. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

    Joined:
    Apr 23, 2002
    Messages:
    16,218
    nu: *something anti-semetic*
    me: *something more anti-semetic*
    nu: *something topping my anti-semetism*
    me: *something about rape and anti-semetism*
    we see a jew walk by, wait for him/her to leave
    *resume jew jokes*
    *argue about religion*
    *make fun of other races*
    *get shot*
    *die*
    *laugh at whatever god is judging us*
    *go to hell*
    *make fun of satan for being lucifer baumstein*
    *go to purgatory*
    *float for eternity*
    • +Rep +Rep x 1
    test

Share This Page

Users Viewing Thread (Users: 0, Guests: 0)